Death In June "I'm Really Really Racist You Guys, This Isn't A Bit (Pump Panel Reconstruction Remix)"
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Death In June "I'm Really Really Racist You Guys, This Isn't A Bit (Pump Panel Reconstruction Remix)"
Remember when Dave was just a 90’s comedy we could watch because Sigourney Weaver was hot?
How does one “infect” their “computer” with this gayfemboy payload? I’m asking for a friend who I do cybersecurity for.
It’s not hard, it’s even spelled wrong phonetically. Bone-apple-tea.
I’m expecting this level of production value
“My prescription is to let me fist this hole in your back every day while I squirt beef broth up your asshole”
I have a powerful thirst
I suddenly need a glass of water
You've heard about blood diamonds, now introducing Cum Diamonds. Each of our diamonds is made by compressing cum under unimaginable pressure and heat into a sparkling jewel. Cum diamonds: because you know we had to see what'd happen if we put it in the machine
Holy shit do I have a band for you eightfootmanchild.bandcamp.com
That’s a normal thing if the song you’re listening to is Dopesmoker
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
Bees are literally communists, and rubbing communist wax on your lips makes your gender become transed
Yeah, if there is a DIY event space operating out of a residential area it’s probably best not to bring too much publicity to it unless we want to get it shut down and possibly evicted.
Naps are to prepare you for sleep. You gotta stretch before a run.
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL?
“I cannot find my child, there was a shooting at school”
Me either
Don’t watch James Bond, just listen to Kill James Bond with no context. You’ll have a much better time.
#losShares just wanted to put this out because it’s monsterfucker Saturday! Artwork by comicrat
Ooooh
Eh, a lot of the time they quit feeding people on hospice specifically so they don’t do that
We’re manifesting
Not everything is about you, Jerry
That storm in like, 2010? was crazy. Going outside afterwards felt like Jumanji after all the cgi rhinos fucked the town
You can get them for 20-30 bucks now and they install in about 5-10 minutes. It’s seriously worth it until you have to leave your house and shit in a Safeway bathroom.
When I first moved to Az in 2006 I remember driving from Tempe out to AJ towards an incoming black wall of dust filled with lightening bursts and it was one of the most metal things I’ve ever seen
The best way to show that you care about your spouse is to stand 18 inches away from them in photographs
Charlie Kirk is lucky to breed a fleshlight
Charlie Kirk couldn’t breed a fleshlight
The official story is they used AI to animate still photos and do tracking shots from stationary camera footage. Looks like shit regardless
Lawnmower Man (1992) accurately predicted the future by being a movie about Pierce Brosnan having sex with lawn mowers
It’s one thing to think Newsome is anything better than an opportunistic fascist with a nice suit, but to post AI slop about it is fucking depressing.
ER is pretty good but they would explode people’s lungs the way the squeeze the bag lol
I’ve watched 10 seasons of ER in the last 3 months and I am fully confident in my ability to get a lot of people killed in an emergency medical situation
I reply to the end to indicate I read the whole thing
You need a bidet
I think it was Tim Batt or Guy Montgomery who said the entire purpose of a philosophy degree was to start a conversation at a bar, make someone contract themselves and then shout ‘AHA!’
Go back in time to 1994 and get on the Pure Moods cd
Is that some kind of non-standard Latin slang?
Yeah, this guy is into voluntary slavery. Rothbard was into debt slavery, Block and Nozick were into child slavery. You can call it indentured servitude, but debt slavery is still slavery elven if you can pay if off at the end. I hope you stub your toe everyday for the rest of your life.
Spitboy was a literal job title for the person operating the spinny thing, not just a fun nickname for me after a good friday night
I have to sit down now.
You are two steps away from saying slavery is fine if the enslaved person is consenting, and that’s basically the foundation of all libertarian economic theory.
5/7
Wait… are people pronouncing it Ashka-nahtzi?
Like… there have been times where poverty has reduced me to eating stale bread and swishing water to make it swallowable, but doing this when you have resources is antisocial behavior.
Thanks for feeding the blocklist
“I just found out that Fortunate Son is not the pro-Vietnam war anthem that every movie made since 1994 made it sound like. John Fogerty should be ashamed to call himself a southerner!”
Which episode of The Crown did that happen in?
…Prince Phillip?
I refuse to learn his full name so I’m just gonna assume ’WG’ stands for ‘Wrench Guy’
So a Z axis
This was kinda the plot to the BBC Utopia series
The solution is to clean your lobster’s room, or whatever it was Doctor Professor Jordan B Peterson said
Dude, you’re a guy
When you say actual power do you mean like… metaphorical power or physical electricity?
This was just Windows ME
@horsedisc.bsky.social what is your opinion on marginalizing llms?
I hope Vance and Newsom try to fuck during their debate and neither one of them can get hard
Gonna give them the ol’ Oklahoma sex dick
All my tokens gone
This is what happens when all your gay friends go to conversion therapy
*hits bong* the power is in your own finger
In a bold change from senate norms, Chancellor Palpatine has declared himself "Galactic Emperor"
The Focus on the Family guy finally died but he took Brent Hinds with him so it’s a draw
I’m not sure about that, I feel like that moment was gone 30 years ago and we can probably blame it on Ralph Nader
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize that @horsedisc.bsky.social is ‘discourse’
I was very confused and thought they were calling Brianna Wu trans masc and then I remembered which website I was on
‘Let’s make it hotter by covering everything in asphalt and building mirrored skyscrapers’ -The people in charge of Maricopa county for the last 40 years
I would say Glenn Danzig, but he’s Italian so they wouldn’t let him in.
He’s always gonna be the cop that turned into a lizard because he smoked the lizard weed to me. I should not have been watching Cheech & Chong movies at age 9.
Whatever game of 4d chess he thinks he’s playing, it’s way more stupid than we could ever imagine
Oh shit, he’s about to die
Linear progress isn’t really a thing. In the last 2-300,000 years people have tried pretty much everything and sometimes things work out for a couple hundred years and then things change. The notion that we are at the peak of human society and that we have the best system is laughable.
But I like the moon
I don’t think we have enough resources in the solar system to encase the solar system
“Ah yes, but what if it was good that we are forced to participate in this corrupt system while constantly being told there is no other solution? I am very smart”
Does he treat objects like women?
Turns out a dingo really did eat that one baby that one time
I was expecting that to be Pakleds because of the ship from lower decks, but I have watched that season for a while and I don’t recall if that was a thing they scavenged or what.
Altman “I read about it in the book ‘Don’t attempt to build a Dyson Sphere around the solar system, you will destroy humanity’ so I decided in order to save humanity, I had to try to build a Dyson Sphere around the solar system”
I came here to say this. And then I came.
“Well you see, Steve Bannon was just minding his own business, which at the time was running a gold farming operation in World of Warcraft”
But then you could replace all your bedding with hay
It’s the kind of thing you say to a person when it’s already happening. I feel like if a person already has anxiety about it hears that *before* the cumb, it’s just gonna make them spiral.
Jaquis Neal got permabanned on twitter years ago for saying this exact same thing to some random Nazi
Yeah, but what if they were all shooting at each other
Are we… are we cancelling the horse disk bot for promoting ableism and/or eugenics?
Chaotic good?
We’ll see Facebook die before we see The Winds of Winter
Bluesky "trust" and "safety" continues to be a fucking joke Heckuva job, mods
Wait, episode 1 or the actual unreleased pilot that had to get reshot almost completely where Sean Bean’s hair is always wet and slicked back?
@pallavi.bsky.social get Jaquis on here so he can get banned for wishing ill on JK Rowling
This whole thing reminds me of the time Jaquis Neil got permabanned from twitter for wishing that a Nazi stub their toe every day for the rest of their lives.
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do America. So do
To be fair you also can do that regularly if you don’t have a wife and have many followers