No one warned me how naughty kittens are
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No one warned me how naughty kittens are
My latest side project is live! It's an app that holds your hand as you learn your computer's command line. Currently Mac only, Windows soon chuckdries.itch.io/command-line...
He likes being thrown onto the dog bed when he tries this 🤦
How am I supposed to play like this?
The most cursed bluesky post ever
No kitty Bad kitty That’s my wheetabix
Oh we have the upright for the dog :)
We had the first kitten wet burp and got to use the new Bissel little green machine. It is wife approved.
Friend shaped! Cuddles!
Wait wait A vertebrae? Rudy has a spine?
Surprised it’s not a Forbes story.
What is this euro nonsense?
These two aren’t scared of the vacuum cleaner. Instead they attack it.
Neither of them has had human food
Yes, it’s a BMW. What else would it be? #WorldBollardAssociation 🤭
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In London when using public transport you can scan your contactless credit card when entering and exiting, then it automatically calculates the fare and bills you. If, like me, you forget which card you scanned on the way in & scan a different card on exit, you get charged a fine on both 💀
You could just unfollow it 🤷♂️
I’m half tempted to make it keep count and only respond to you, and you alone, 1-2 times out of 5, just to give you a false sense of security
Ittttttsssss baaaaacckkk 😬
OMG I had to email this NOAA researcher to be like, what's this .rex file things you're using, it's not documented anywhere, and he was like I named it after my dog Rex Because the dog was big and the files were about big hurricanes
😈
I’ve tried using various image ais to describe pictures where I get stuck and the results have been very very mixed.
so was jesus the ultimate nepo baby?
Lolz but you’re writing things in go
Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the little donkey too.
And if you want to see how bad the code for @beans.monster is, including the mess that is dockerisation ping me your github alias on teams
Also please log any bugs or any doc issues where I’ve written something confusing.
I see the Tennessee Holler unpinned their only post which had alt text. Which was a post about their merch.
You should try to get the plate of a cyber truck
Was that your own plate? 😂
I totally did 😈
@jamiemagee.bsky.social what have you done 😂
I’m starting to wonder if Eins isn’t human.
My second defcon I was sitting in a .net session getting more and more annoyed but someone else stood up and pointed out all the flaws and it amused me so much.
Ah now alien earth is finding its way
That statement just makes me wonder about their submission truthfulness even more.
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It’s like you want Morty to get caught. After all those years of not getting caught.
Morty come on, you have way more subtle ways at your disposal. Insulin for example.
The United States killed American Indians and drove them from their homes in order to steal their land. Could it work in Gaza?
I should send them to @syfuhs.net for ntlm
Pool cues. Staplers. A paper guillotine.
I got in trouble with those in the office.
This doesne narrow it down
Clank clank fold clank
Or instocklabels.com/product/will...
This has possibilities instocklabels.com/product/for-...
I say it with love though Bex.
To be fair most users won’t notice
Given your height isn’t that just two large normal icepacks glued together?
Reznor or Darby?
A big round of applause to Ars. I really want to see what the submission was to Defcon that got accepted, because this was bad.
The most cursed bluesky post ever
No kitty Bad kitty That’s my pasta
@tess.bzky.team did you remember the can opener?
Medical science: Ahaha we have invented tens of thousands of life improving and saving medications ahaha we are unstoppable Grapefruit:
Daaaaaaad he’s touching me
Sounds like the right place.
Can’t be worse than Petdata who won’t let you hide pets that have passed away so they’re there every time you go to renew a license.
Or you have tiny hobbit hands
It’ll be in the back seat 😈
You can’t buy dignity, only find it where you lost it.
You will not!
Did you make a shopping list?
I’m really not sure you should be let out without adult supervision. You ordered a new can opener on Amazon right?
Staring from the bottom is at least date four.
Odd. Log an issue with them 😀
Oh well then. Making bread is seriously satisfying. It’s in the OneNote I shared, the rapid rise white bread. You’ll need 2 loaf pans too.
I almost want the framework desktop but only two front facing ports? Missed opportunity
Good excuse to justify buying a mixer though
Oh yea it’s not exactly obvious. But then it’s not just the claims it’s the signing too, and most just want to accept not make. It does suffer from its roots in WS* I’d encourage you to leave feedback on the msal repo github.com/AzureAD/micr...
I’d give you a bread recipe but you’re never organised enough 😂
Beans on toast 😈
I’m confused, JsonWebToken absolutely takes and exposes claims. Are you trying to construct a new one from scratch? That’s a bit more convoluted.
The .net feed picks up c# from people talking about music and I kind of love it
In Kochi City Station there’s a statue of Berobero No Kamisama, a nude, pink, spiral-eyed figure who is the local god for drunkards.
It’s raining!
I suppose once we’re forced back to the office to have teams calls in just another location
I acknowledged your birthday ma’am Jim just tagged along.
How very docker desktop of them
You can’t just call Jim “an older joke”.
Oh I see how it is. Jim can make old comments and get away with it?
Daily bunny no.3063 sees a squall brewing
Oh please you are not a Sophia.
Don’t forget your fluffy old lady socks
“It’s raining older men! Centrum silver!”
You need a nap. Under a blankie.
The mascots of Tokyo’s Suginami Ward are Namisuke and Nami, a pair of puppy-sized dinosaur-like fairies with forests on their backs.
I have mixed feelings that I’m singing this
Over 40 Morty
Someone needs her old person nap time.
That’s a haggis
#caturday
