Staring from the bottom is at least date four.
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Barry, I am eating cold beans from a mutilated can. I wanted beans and franks or chili dogs, but I found out the knob?for my can opener is missing and my roommate's is uhhhh... not food grade and after about 25 minutes of searching/stabbing/scrubbing... I will not be bothered with any further steps
aug 31, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m really not sure you should be let out without adult supervision. You ordered a new can opener on Amazon right?
aug 31, 2025, 7:10 pm • 2 0 • view
Fuck Bezos. I am waiting for the food to digest enough to give me energy and then I need to go to the store for a few things.
aug 31, 2025, 7:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Did you make a shopping list?
aug 31, 2025, 7:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Nah, I'll remember
aug 31, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
You will not!
aug 31, 2025, 7:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Ok: Vinegar Can opener Bread Dignity Bedtime tea Blueberries Carrots
aug 31, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
You can’t buy dignity, only find it where you lost it.
aug 31, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
I will NOT be going back to search the Tesla
aug 31, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view
It’ll be in the back seat 😈
aug 31, 2025, 7:45 pm • 1 0 • view