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The BlueCelt ♨️

@bluecelt.bsky.social

Learning & Development Guy I follow politics way more than is healthy. Occasionally paint a mini. No Kings. Remember this: Try

created June 21, 2023

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Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

My learners deserve the best I can give them while I’m there. Beyond that, they’ve killed my joy in this job. I should go back to school and become a teacher

3/9/2025, 12:04:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Right there with you man. I hate my job and every day going in is a struggle to not just say fuck it

2/9/2025, 11:55:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Time for New Mexico to seize El Paso back while yall are distracted

2/9/2025, 8:30:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Steve Skojek. Last name might be with a c.

2/9/2025, 8:21:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

I'm at the White House for the big announcement and we can hear someone in the back room yelling "CLEAR!" Not sure what that's about

2/9/2025, 6:26:25 PM | 3611 340 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket and they tend to be good neighbors/colleagues. Those folks are great. Rest of those claimants, I don’t know about them.

2/9/2025, 5:30:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

In fairness, you are an old and seasoned poster. We are on a niche social media site. There are no innocents here.

2/9/2025, 12:58:45 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kerry Reid (she/her) (@kerryreid.bsky.social) reposted

A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.

Sign at rally with picture of Malort bottle reading Go Ahead...Chicago Drinks Tear Gas By The Ounce.
2/9/2025, 1:36:53 AM | 4667 1133 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds op so I’m assuming bard? ;-)

2/9/2025, 3:48:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Very nice!

2/9/2025, 3:47:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Duke says hello.

The Duke of Orange demands pets.
2/9/2025, 2:49:33 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

Ruin a movie by making it Gary. Top Gary: Maverick

2/9/2025, 2:35:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

No, that can't be right. Didn't she just graduate high school and start freshmen year?

1/9/2025, 3:33:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s really neat! Well done

1/9/2025, 2:14:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's a Bob Charette design and I'm always a fan of his stuff. It just looks nifty, has since the original 3050 TRO. Dumb back lasers though.

31/8/2025, 5:36:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Caesar is such a favorite

31/8/2025, 4:52:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mikaela 🏳️‍⚧️ (@crashannburn.bsky.social) reposted

Well that was a fun morning

Homer reading a paper saying “WHENEVER TRUMP’S NOT ON SCREEN, ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS SHOULD BE ASKING,
30/8/2025, 4:31:42 PM | 73 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Stalker theme song. It’s creepy

30/8/2025, 4:47:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture frank zeppo (noah) (@noahpasternak.bsky.social) reposted

when president garfield was dying, they shoved a bunch of stuff up his butt in the hopes it would save him. it didn't work, in fact it definitely killed him quicker. but if any white house guys are reading this: you're the chosen one, you can make it work

30/8/2025, 5:34:02 AM | 8097 1301 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Chotiner.

30/8/2025, 5:15:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Some people are dream smashers Betty.

30/8/2025, 2:10:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Miller doesn’t give up his dream without a fight.

30/8/2025, 1:22:37 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

This whole group speed runs everything

29/8/2025, 5:39:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Strahan Cadell 🇨🇦🇻🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 (@quincunctial.bsky.social) reposted

Have everyone go on TV every day and announce this. Everytime a journalist says “but this is bad” say: THE TRUMP ADMINSTRATION IS STEALING EVERY DOLLAR WE FUND THE GOVERNMENT WITH, IMPOUNDMENT IS ILLEGAL AND IT IS STEALING FROM THE PEOPLE

29/8/2025, 3:11:14 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

It's stove time. Dems just need to let the GOP screw themselves. Voters need to see what they allowed to happen. It’s going to suck for the country.

29/8/2025, 3:07:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Look some of us don’t believe in using cruelty free energy.

29/8/2025, 3:00:39 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

i worry about him. Hope he’s doing well.

28/8/2025, 10:11:53 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Free DC Mouse (@missmouse.bsky.social) reposted

Spotted by the north entrance of the Dupont Circle metro. Also spotted, about 4-6 National Guard on the Metro Center platform. No NG on the Union Station Metro platform. 🤷‍♀️

A sticker that says, “US Out of DC, Yankee Go Home, Big Balls Had It Coming.”
27/8/2025, 11:13:07 PM | 1011 230 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title: Tom Clancy’s Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles

27/8/2025, 11:55:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

I actually thought of you when I heard the news. Figured you’d be tickled pink

27/8/2025, 3:18:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sharky 🦈 (@sharky.bsky.social) reposted

In an effort to appease conservatives, Cracker Barrel is re-rebranding to Honky Bucket™.

21/8/2025, 11:09:14 PM | 46 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

I can see your pain and your anger. You’re not wrong. But look at these weak chested failures of people. Nah, not going to lose to them. Cause fuck those assholes. Ain’t gonna let secesh win without a fight.

26/8/2025, 2:48:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leah McElrath (@leahmcelrath.bsky.social) reposted

Let’s defeat fascism but, like, in a super respectable way that doesn’t offend anyone, lmao.

26/8/2025, 1:41:16 AM | 1364 199 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

Like seeing this.

26/8/2025, 1:51:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

Lord Huron comes to mind. “Oh, you fool, there are rules, I am coming for you Darkness brings evil things, oh, the reckoning begins” Time to start growing out my beard to more old school prophet style.

26/8/2025, 1:39:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

All my homies hate Gladys in Iowa

26/8/2025, 12:58:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

So many possibilities now. A lot of sacred cows about to graduate to bovine university.

26/8/2025, 12:55:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Thumbing the nose at would be monarchy is a proud American tradition.

26/8/2025, 12:20:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, lot of messes to clean up. It’s gonna suck. But can’t lose hope and spite. They’re how we get through this

26/8/2025, 12:19:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

Hells yeah

26/8/2025, 12:17:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Hang in there amigo.

26/8/2025, 12:15:27 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JIll Kent (@jillkent.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Trump is trying to cover up his MS13 tattoo. (Pass it on)

25/8/2025, 8:46:13 PM | 47 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

This is a gods damned shame on us as a country.

25/8/2025, 12:31:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Infinite TsukoyomISRT Gigan (@gigansprogress.bsky.social) reposted

That's the news from Lake Bluesky, where all the women are transfemme, all the men are wife guys, and all the children refuse to read.

24/8/2025, 3:28:07 PM | 684 100 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

This is an old favorite of mine! Great movie, lots of just wonderful performances all around. Robin Williams even!

24/8/2025, 4:14:27 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

As a New Mexican, I don’t think I’m allowed to freely agree with that sentiment fully. 😉

24/8/2025, 4:11:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jerry-ATX (@jda5id.com) reposted

Texas deserves a lot of crap but it also means this.

24/8/2025, 4:02:17 AM | 17 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

That was a delight

24/8/2025, 4:08:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ar-Fredazôn (@thefred.bsky.social) reposted

Literacy makes the median voter feel judged and talked down to. Because they're fucking morons.

24/8/2025, 2:01:25 AM | 118 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Future look at me that day.

24/8/2025, 1:42:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

The State of Illinois at this time has received no requests or outreach from the federal government asking if we need assistance, and we have made no requests for federal intervention.

24/8/2025, 1:07:39 AM | 37733 8497 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I’m like this too. All torso, short legs. 6’1” with a 29” inseam. Heard this condition called a swimmers body once.

23/8/2025, 11:02:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Civilization IV is an excellent edition.

23/8/2025, 9:51:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

And then acted like it was a con all along and why would you think character mattered.

23/8/2025, 4:12:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Sargent (@gregsargent.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The full weight of the Trump/WH legal/propaganda apparatus has been bearing down on this one day laborer and his family for months, all because Trump/Miller decided defying the law would thrill MAGA. No one should accept how the US government has treated this man. An absolute disgrace. 8/8

23/8/2025, 4:00:05 PM | 2059 439 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Oof, I feel that. Coming out of the right and evangelical culture of the 90s, it’s been shocking to see how much has just been tossed aside with principles and standards that were supposedly everything.

23/8/2025, 4:02:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair.

23/8/2025, 3:51:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Condolences to you and all his loved ones. Sounds like a great man.

23/8/2025, 3:42:41 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

you son of a bitch, I’m in.

23/8/2025, 3:18:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

Serious business for the Duke.

A good orange boy tabby cat. He’s intensely playing.
23/8/2025, 2:57:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

Not a big fan of Bolton but this is fascist fuckery that shouldn’t happen and folks with actual power should be getting angry. At least out of self preservation, to say nothing of duty and responsibility.

22/8/2025, 12:54:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Distraction from Epstein or Russia ask.

22/8/2025, 11:53:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Blyler (@ericblyler.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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22/8/2025, 2:17:03 AM | 18 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s lovely.

22/8/2025, 2:33:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s early and I don’t think we’ve even started to see the real lineup. Not where you are yet. I think Pritzker might have legs but again early.

22/8/2025, 2:12:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Over salty, highway rest stop restaurant updates beloved logo. Terrible,terrible. Anyways when’s congress back in session? It’s about Epstein file o’clock, no?

22/8/2025, 2:08:24 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shoe (@shoe.bsky.social) reposted

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22/8/2025, 2:06:07 AM | 43 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they okay? Also yikes

22/8/2025, 1:56:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Feliz cumpleanos.

22/8/2025, 1:05:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Gotcha. Thanks!

22/8/2025, 12:16:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Honest question, is that bad?

22/8/2025, 12:08:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

I can think of two cases in my own experience.

21/8/2025, 9:28:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit why would your ask that? And with your name.

21/8/2025, 6:39:55 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

well that’s one good thing for today!

21/8/2025, 6:15:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LJ (@coffeecurls.bsky.social) reposted

Stupid sexy Flanders...

Image shows pavement cracked in the image of a shapely bottom - wording relates to a Simpsons episode in which Homer finds Ned Flanders sexy
20/8/2025, 10:29:02 AM | 4962 805 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn the checks must be nice

21/8/2025, 3:40:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I may be invisible, but you're transparent. (@invisiblelad7.bsky.social) reposted

"I don't know whether good times are coming back again. But I know that won't matter if we don't survive these times." -Parable Of The Sower by Octavia E. Butler

21/8/2025, 12:47:27 AM | 55 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

An incredibly fun album. youtu.be/NVZDa6j_Fzs?...

21/8/2025, 12:06:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

Oh cool, new Normal Men episode.

20/8/2025, 8:25:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

Peter Gabriel

20/8/2025, 6:45:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

20/8/2025, 6:42:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah about that…

20/8/2025, 5:01:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Open to hearing how to do that faster than stove effects kicking off change.

20/8/2025, 3:59:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s fair. I got a little mouthy about them returning and I shouldn’t have.

20/8/2025, 3:58:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Lady is dedicated to her vices.

20/8/2025, 4:42:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Also I would imagine they have a certain shade or disposition of the people they'll allow to walk around with firepower like that openly. Don't trust it.

20/8/2025, 4:41:07 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed! I’m just not the biggest fan of the governor. But he’s doing the right thing! Mock the hell out of these people.

19/8/2025, 6:49:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

He shares my hate of and goals towards republicans. Comes the moment, comes the hair I guess.

19/8/2025, 6:47:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

Sigh. Fine. Well done governor. I like this.

19/8/2025, 6:44:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kathryn Tewson (@kathryntewson.bsky.social) reposted

Oh don’t mind me, I’m just reading the reviews of the local bikini barista drive-thru coffee stand

• • • Local Guide • 244 reviews 9 years ago You know what, I'm just going to be honest here. It's girls in lingerie serving up coffee. And you think it's going to be a good idea, but the fragile disconnect between imagination and reality takes its heavy toll.
19/8/2025, 5:35:38 PM | 1470 129 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

lolwut Cursed knowledge LB. I’m now sad at myself that I understand everything in that sentence.

19/8/2025, 6:41:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

If the rewriting creation to see you as a godlike being shoe fits...

19/8/2025, 4:11:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Vorlons aren't the good guys in that series and really never were. Order loving nerds with god complexes (that they could back up, fair).

19/8/2025, 4:04:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

I don’t want to hear shit about those who gave in. Here’s what honoring ones responsibility in the face of tyranny looks like.

19/8/2025, 3:43:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay2 (@jay2.bsky.social) reposted

Yeah I just don't know what bright line people are waiting for him to cross that he hasn't already crossed. Got the concentration camps; got the politicization of every branch of gov't; got illegal purges; got a million constitutional violations a day. I mean, maybe a full grown Hitler mustache?

19/8/2025, 2:44:10 AM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

Yeah, this sucks man.

19/8/2025, 2:22:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Every main character and most supporting characters in Babylon 5 though, new Big Evil Lord of Evil, seconds flat.

19/8/2025, 2:06:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

There's only one that comes to mind as being able to make it.

19/8/2025, 2:05:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social)

Oh this is just lovely.

19/8/2025, 2:04:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The BlueCelt ♨️ (@bluecelt.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah. Dude would be a nightmare with the one ring.

19/8/2025, 1:56:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view