Aha, that’ll explain then, only read the book the once. Whole main cast were great weren’t they. Suppose you fell in love with Julie like I did?
Aha, that’ll explain then, only read the book the once. Whole main cast were great weren’t they. Suppose you fell in love with Julie like I did?
Ahh, I don’t recall that one. My favourite ever film, Courtenay was excellent in it wasn’t he, as was Rossiter
What’s that from? I was quoting the scene of the picture you posted
Oi! SHADDERS!
Haha! You’ll be safe while I’m in the land of nod
A little, about 3 hours which is normal for me. I’ve finished now for a few days and will be in bed not long after 20:00 Rock ‘n’ Roll!
Good shout that
Ahh! Ignore this last point, I read it wrong. My glasses are dirty
I’m! trolling YOU!? That’s rich! You’re trolling the British public. How do you not know how to do them pretty shapes in the coffee if it’s part of your job? 🤣
HAS to happen
Hahahahahahaha! That’s ridiculous 🤣
Winning with a scabby penalty
Lads! Lads! A new chant for when the inevitable happens and ours and Grimsby’s paths cross again maybe in the 2nd division ‘SAME OLD GRIMSBY, ALWAYS CHEATING!’ Havin’ that or what!?
Haha! Would make it all the more senatorial if we went on to win it!
Am praying too 🤣
Peoples lives ruined
That could work
Haha! Question asked during PMQs
All because they were late by 1 minute What a time to be alive should they be thrown out!
Hahahahahahaha! You fuckin’ dick!
Couldn’t be happier in this new role as administration and compliance chief for Grimsby Town
It’ll be fun, fun, fun if the rules are applied as they should be
Will be glorious wouldn’t it! I’ll have all the phone-ins on in the house and Sky Sports News on 24/7
I adore controversy, me, especially when it concerns United! Nothing whatsoever against Grimsby, but fuck me, if they got thrown out of the league cup and United reinstated it’s possible we’ll see fume off the scale! Make it happen
I really shouldn’t be laughing here 🤣
Can’t get my head around it, should be doing pure numbers!
Sage advice.
Would be impressive! It’s ’Influencer’ numbers!
I’m going to outdo the crown prince of internet jokes @blumphy.bsky.social here…… Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!!
Hahahahahahaha! Love it, I’ve added a ‘like’ 8 pon 10
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Well! That’s the Greens getting my vote
I’d love to know how they do them but I’d then spend a fortune on making coffee at home all day and going to bed wired to the moon 🤣
Ooo, I can’t wait! Love jokes, love them all good or bad Good luck 🤞
And a retweet, although, I’m guessing that will have been out of sympathy after reading our interaction 🤣
Ha! First read that as ‘bastard’ as I’m half asleep finishing a night shift and was about to cry! 🤣 A Barista I am not! I can’t do them lovely shapes and patterns that they do
Aye, will never happen sadly
Same, absolutely no words! It’s sickening how society has become in this country and how the racists seem to now think it’s acceptable to say and do what they like It’s actually heartbreaking sone of the stuff I’ve seen this week
Orange Crush. Saying that, I’ve not listened to them in years
Haha! Sounds a decent way to spend a match day. I used to go on that Monkey bus which was a laugh, and always looked forward to the journey home more than owt, the further the better. Was barmy at times. Or I’d go on the train which was never quite as barmy
Hahahaha! Bad man
Chiseling? Filth!
Aye, the football gets in the way of having a good day out with like minded loons. Only part I miss is the social side of it
Oh god, I’m telling Deb! She’ll kill you
Ahh, understandable. I’ve not been Old Trafford since season before last and not been to an away since the Covid season. Just lost all enthusiasm for it and football in general
Haha! Don’t, that’ll be more expense for him. Don’t be responsible for that, let him choose to do it himself
Leave it, let the cats sort it out
What’s happening with the other 2 pillocks, have they been fucked off jettisoned into the sun?
Why, where you living now? I live literally an hours walk from Old Trafford but can’t ever see me being arsed to ever go back again. Football is the pits these days
Pretty much the same, difference being that I recognise all United but recognise very few from any other team these days
Haha! Same! Every fucker is an expert on every player they’ve never heard of!
Reckon I’ll have around 9 ‘likes’ by the time you wake from your well earned slumber I’ll be happy with that Night night, sweet Prince x
Thank you Callum
🙂
Anyone has to be better than either of the two loons we have at the moment
7 and counting
Booo, that’s not very fair is it. I make a great instant Nescafé Gold Blend
Not another disgruntled customer
Bollocks! You’re just mad because your review only has 1 ‘like’ and that was from me! Whereas my joke now has 5 and counting In. Your. Face buddy!
Have they sorted a keeper out yet? One that can use their hands?
What? You waiting for me to ask what other coffees you’ve perfected? What other coffees have you perfected, Emma?
Thanks for your encouraging words Adam
I’d have killed whoever pitched that at me if I was working at the BBC
It’s got 4 ‘likes’ so far. How many does your scathing, and to be honest with you seriously upsetting review have?
Haha! I’ve only actually ever heard of one of them, Bishop who I actually don’t find amusing in the slightest but do genuinely like!
I get that, but why would anyone want to do a remake on something that was so good first time round
Not very funny to you maybe, but to others it may be the funniest joke they’ve ever heard? Perhaps try canvassing everyone first before reviewing in future?
Tough crowd in tonight
They did a Porridge remake? Who and why?
I think Dominic may be an idiot
Here gang, listen this Elephant walks into a bar orders a pint and ploughman’s lunch before asking the barman ‘am I an Indian Elephant or an African?’ Barman without hesitation says ‘oh, you’re Indian’ ‘WOWZER’ the Elephant exclaims! ‘How can you tell that!?’ ‘Your accent’ the barman says!
Thanks will do for me Emma. I don’t ask for much
Frappe? Caught a bloke (a Yank! HAD to be a Yank) on YouTube the other day giving lessons on how to make the perfect one! How stupid do they think people are? Nothing could be more simpler Still, dead chuffed for yer
Haha! Probably, the cheating git
Not as far as I know
What a wonderful job that would be to have to do! Would be an absolute pleasure
Would be glorious to see
I am AMAZED there are not more people at the very least pointing out that this lightning-fast deterioration in Trump's health, happened only a few days after he had a lovely cup of Polonium tea and a slice of Novichok marble cake, with his best friend from Moscow.
I want them dressed as if they’re going to a party when the orange man turns his toes up!
Same as you, only what I read on here about him
Sickeningly depressing isn’t it
@skynewsrss.bsky.social - come on ffs! Announce a death from across the pond! How hard can it be!?
Will be ever thus
It’s a massive worry as it stands, but while Labour are acting like they are, there’s a fair chance this country is on course to being absolutely fucked for the next 20 years or so, which is an even bigger worry
Good man xx
Outrageous that is! Have seen the best and the very worse of the internet today all in the space of 2 or 3 hours! Fuckin’ beautiful but sometimes horrible world we live in
I’ll never vote for them again! Probably never actually vote again if truth be told, which goes massively against all I believe! That said, I like the cut of Polanski’s gib of the Green’s They’re likely to get my vote
Dragon House in York was defaced with racist graffiti last week, targeting a family who’ve been part of their community for over ten years. One window cleaner from Crystal Clean Services stepped up to clear the abuse.
Aye, I’ll take that point
Ahh is it? Never knew that. Wonderful to learn
I still do that! Can never pass a bus stop without giving it a go
I think you pretend at times! Even I with one CSE in metal work worked it out as Johnny Cash in the Walter Mitty Let us know where I can donate and I’ll transfer straight away Keep on keepin’ on!
Straight back on the streets if he does
Any news on Messi to United or Notts County, yet?
Rampton
I say Northants Town as well as Notts Forest. What of it?
This seems important:
Something for you to look forward to! Marvellous