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Bill Merklee

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Writer of very short things. In Best Microfiction 2021. Nom Best Small Fictions 2022 & 2024. Short-listed for Bath Novella-in-Flash Award & Fractured Lit Chapbook Prize. Wigleaf Top 50 long list. But enough about me. How are you? http://billmerklee.com

created July 24, 2023

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Happy Labor Day

1/9/2025, 10:25:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reading Creation Lake by Rachel Kushner. Rewatching The Leftovers (again).

31/8/2025, 3:03:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why did it take me so long to discover rewriting on the front porch as the sun slips away and the crickets start to sing?

27/8/2025, 11:39:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A lot of people are fucking stupid.

26/8/2025, 1:22:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The bullshit never ends.

22/8/2025, 2:50:01 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So yeah, that quote about taking pleasure in reading some obituaries turns out to be from Clarence Darrow, not Mark Twain. But it still applies today.

21/8/2025, 7:43:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same. Sadly out of print, and expensive when you can find them.

19/8/2025, 12:18:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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At the heart of any art is process — what the artist goes through (mentally, physically, emotionally, spiritually) to express something that needs to break free of the artist. A.I. doesn’t do that. It merely creates content.

17/8/2025, 3:20:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please stop posting screenshots from Twitter. We left for a reason.

16/8/2025, 1:15:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There already.

15/8/2025, 4:15:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Birthday!

12/8/2025, 8:21:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats!

10/8/2025, 5:58:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Question for Mike Flood: With $450 million being allocated to Alligator Alcatraz, and ICE burning through $8.4 million a day to illegally detain people—How much does it cost for fascism? How much do the tax payers have to pay for a fascist country?

4/8/2025, 11:46:18 PM | 18978 6261 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think we all are, Todd. You’re particularly good at it.

31/7/2025, 1:15:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love the Scots.

27/7/2025, 1:13:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mercury retrograde is an optical illusion and nothing more.

18/7/2025, 4:12:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When I was in therapy in my late 20s, my dad couldn’t understand why; it wasn’t the way his generation dealt with things. Then shortly before he died, he asked if I thought he should get counseling. That was a huge leap for him, and it’s one of my biggest heartbreaks that he never got to do it.

15/7/2025, 4:54:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Few things finer than a platter of clams and oysters and a flight of IPAs with good friends as the sun sets on Long Beach Island, NJ. A brief and welcome respite from our national stupidity.

11/7/2025, 12:07:06 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Easily the shittiest Independence Day of my 67 years.

4/7/2025, 2:38:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup. Salt in the wound.

4/7/2025, 1:00:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just got an email from the Social Security Administration, blowing smoke up my ass about the Big Bullshit Bill.

4/7/2025, 12:55:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They manage to piss off my friends on the left AND the right, so I keep listening.

3/7/2025, 6:31:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus can’t stop throwing up.

3/7/2025, 11:52:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stunning work from @danbillyc.bsky.social in the latest @pitheadchapel.bsky.social

2/7/2025, 3:09:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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On this shittiest of days, a moment of joy. I cannot love this enough.

1/7/2025, 7:04:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No Republican deserves to win another election. Ever.

1/7/2025, 5:31:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@cnn.com Dear CNN: Stop being merely a content provider and start sounding the fucking alarm.

29/6/2025, 2:21:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And the dismantling of the republic. This must not be framed only in budgetary terms. It is an existential crisis.

29/6/2025, 12:44:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/6/2025, 4:44:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody’s looking for their mama.

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27/6/2025, 11:26:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, this wasn’t what they had in mind when they used to tell us anyone in this country can grow up to become President.

27/6/2025, 5:19:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I removed most of my posts from FB and rarely go back.

26/6/2025, 2:33:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Led Zeppelin, The Who, and Pixies in one episode — “The Bear” continues to hit it out of the park with its music choices.

26/6/2025, 11:41:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Front Row Seat for the Heat Dome I don’t remember this Much condensation On the windows from Summers past. Looks like tears.

24/6/2025, 11:44:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Collagen OD.

17/6/2025, 10:38:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anybody else think our idiot President is doing the bidding of whack job evangelicals and trying to usher in Armageddon?

17/6/2025, 7:42:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/6/2025, 11:35:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Forget the noise about the southern border. DOGE is the invasion.

16/6/2025, 8:22:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A fave.

16/6/2025, 5:13:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No kings.

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14/6/2025, 4:51:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's be careful out there tomorrow. Love you all.

14/6/2025, 12:45:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always sounds like the kid bullshitting his way through an oral report on a book he never read.

12/6/2025, 5:01:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If music is therapy, who is your therapist?

12/6/2025, 4:56:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perfection. R.I.P. Brian Wilson.

11/6/2025, 9:05:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Birthday!

11/6/2025, 2:05:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/YUUhDoCx8zc

9/6/2025, 8:10:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it fascism yet?

9/6/2025, 8:06:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Then my movie collection is just a big fat lie.

9/6/2025, 8:04:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh man…

4/6/2025, 2:35:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Such a small man inhabiting that bloated carcass.

2/6/2025, 12:50:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When will that woodpecker figure out that our shutters are not wood?

31/5/2025, 8:09:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suppose there's a niche market for this.

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30/5/2025, 2:41:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Birthday, Jude! 🎂🎉🎈

28/5/2025, 12:31:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonderful film.

27/5/2025, 3:00:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good.

26/5/2025, 5:22:16 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terrence Malick

25/5/2025, 12:13:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It seems his foundation in geopolitics comes from having played Risk as a kid.

24/5/2025, 4:09:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't trust it to do research, but maybe analysis of existing research. I think high-speed problem solving would be more useful than plagiarism and digital party tricks. But yeah, in the end, it's still the road to Skynet hell.

22/5/2025, 8:12:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yup. Let A.I. cure cancer or find life on other planets. Otherwise, stay away.

22/5/2025, 5:46:47 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lest we forget.

A photo of the American Cemetery in Normandy, France, where those who gave their lives fighting fascism in World War Two are buried. It has the accompanying text: MEMORIAL DAY PSA This is the American Cemetery in Normandy, France. If you support Trump and his fascist goons, you are spitting on these graves. Enjoy your fucking cookout.
22/5/2025, 3:57:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wasn't just Norm. R.I.P. George Wendt. youtu.be/dRl_RojhjgA?...

21/5/2025, 8:09:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/5/2025, 4:25:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted

Justice Jackson nails where we are right now: “Your argument turns our justice system into a catch me if you can kind of regime from the standpoint of the Executive where everybody has to have a lawyer and file a lawsuit in order for the government to stop violating people’s rights.” 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

15/5/2025, 3:25:47 PM | 17453 5253 | View on Bluesky | view

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Calling him a musician is overly generous.

15/5/2025, 4:49:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Mother’s Day

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11/5/2025, 11:50:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you believe in Trump, you don’t believe in America.

10/5/2025, 12:26:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/5/2025, 3:30:16 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/5/2025, 5:09:04 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“When I left, there was forty-eight states,” Stanley said. “When I come back, there was fifty.” Then his eyes got big and he leaned in. “What the hell happened?” My story "All the Small Things" has some pretty stellar company in Stanchion #18, available here: www.stanchionzine.com/product-page...

30/4/2025, 4:06:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congratulations!🎉

29/4/2025, 7:38:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s the Trans Lifeline.

28/4/2025, 4:47:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m good either way. Though, thankfully, the few conversations I’ve had were fascinating. I have very little patience for small talk.

27/4/2025, 5:46:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somebody please just do it already.

24/4/2025, 6:02:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stopped in at a great old hotel in Niagara Falls (NY) for breakfast. Tables with high-back chairs. Ordered a salmon BLT with garlic aioli on toasted wheat berry bread. Finest sandwich I have ever eaten.

24/4/2025, 2:52:01 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mom would have turned 90 today. ❤️

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24/4/2025, 11:56:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good.

22/4/2025, 10:30:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Book (magazine) mail!

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19/4/2025, 8:03:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty sure you can do both.

18/4/2025, 3:25:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watson gave the best side eye.

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Big Congrats! Looking forward to the read.

16/4/2025, 4:39:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking forward to my copy.

16/4/2025, 4:19:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the abuser’s mantra: “Look what you made me do.”

15/4/2025, 7:29:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it treason yet?

15/4/2025, 7:14:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture SmokeLong Quarterly (@smokelong.bsky.social) reposted

"I try not to let my personal life enter my fiction too much. However I find my fears usually overlapping with what the protagonist must overcome." Our featured author @ironbrewer.bsky.social interviewed by @bstephens.bsky.social here: www.smokelong.com/interviews/s...

14/4/2025, 11:57:10 PM | 14 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ask his ex-wife.

14/4/2025, 10:03:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you, @harvard.edu

14/4/2025, 9:07:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“It was the shittiest winter ever as far as Mal was concerned. Lennon was dead, Reagan was president, and Jodi had dumped him.” My story “All the Small Things” is in the new issue of Stanchion Magazine, available here: www.stanchionzine.com/product-page...

14/4/2025, 1:32:12 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some guidance for these perilous times.

13/4/2025, 11:37:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Solid choice. He signed my copy at Maxwell’s (RIP) way back when.

13/4/2025, 5:54:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/IbW5K2F1N28

12/4/2025, 9:38:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That 12-string Rickenbacker is everything.

12/4/2025, 3:21:48 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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billmerklee.substack.com/p/kurt-vonne...

11/4/2025, 7:06:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All that mid-70s hair…

10/4/2025, 6:18:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Psyched to have a story in this issue.

10/4/2025, 5:42:28 PM | 7 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just once, I’d like someone in the room to yell “Bullshit!”

8/4/2025, 8:30:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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R.I.P. Clem Burke

7/4/2025, 4:54:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stanchion (@stanchion.bsky.social) reposted

Take a look at one of the photographs inside Issue 18. Please consider pre-ordering a copy while on sale. It's pretty great and it'll be in your hands at the end of April. Thank you 🖤🤍 www.stanchionzine.com/product-page...

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Don’t let Congressional Republicans off the hook. They could stop all this. Instead they are cowards and accomplices.

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Happy Birthday from these two.

Two cats by a window.
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