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Dean Ray Johnson ⚪

@boardgametextbook.com

Indie video game, music, and board game nerd. AuDHD. Dedicated rulebook hater. Author of Every Board Game Rulebook is Awful. www.youtube.com/@BoardGameTextbook boardgametextbook.com/EBGRIA.pdf

created November 13, 2024

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

I was like, what's an R word that's an enemy of farming and building houses in a euro game Rodent?

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Profile picture Jamie McKelvie (@mckelvie.bsky.social) reposted

Gandalfini

A quick photoshop of the actor James Gandolfini's face onto Gandalf from Lord of the Rings.
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Profile picture Daniel Solis (@danielsolis.bsky.social) reposted

Do your best, Anomalocaris!

Grungy black and white t-shit design of the ancient marine arthropod Anomalocaris. It has sparkly anime eyes and blush marks. The message above says
31/8/2025, 6:33:56 PM | 227 114 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

And it will sleep from 22:00–06:00.

1/9/2025, 5:45:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

It sucks that football is such a dangerous sport for the players, because it has a level of tactics that I don't think you get in any other sporting event. I know that basketball and soccer have tactical decisions, but in football I can actually SEE those decisions.

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Profile picture Daniel Solis (@danielsolis.bsky.social) reposted

It's only an "em-dash" if it's the width of an M glyph or wider — otherwise, it's a sparkling hyphen. #typography

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

THEY KNEW

A screen shot of the Magic the Gathering subreddit, with a scene from Final Fantasy 9, where Vivi says
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Profile picture Benjamin Dreyer (@bcdreyer.social) reposted

I SAID THERE’LL BE H TO PAY

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

I think the "learned at 5" thing is important, though. Basically no one learns to play tabletop games from the rulebook. It's an oral tradition passed from player to player. The entire idea of "we need to read about this first" is a barrier to entry.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

My pet peeve is songs that rhyme "again" with "rain" or "plain," but they still pronounce it as "uh-gehn" so that it DOESN'T EVEN RHYME IN PRACTICE MF DOOM made "standard" rhyme with "candid" but some singers pretend that two words rhyme without PRONOUNCING THEM AS RHYMING WORDS

1/9/2025, 12:01:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Izzy.png | comms open (@izzypetersart.bsky.social) reposted

the ride back from NC was too bumpy/winding to work on comms but we put on some horror audiobooks and i made this. just an apostate vestal and her dragongoat. #witch #devil #dragon #goat

watercolor of a priestess in a chain bikini and nun's habit, carrying a long scepter with a goat skull in a pentagram-shaped ring, blade, and billowing pointed black flag, leaning on the haunch of a sharp-toothed ghost with black fur, red eyes and horns and nose.
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Profile picture Lex (@lmno333.bsky.social) reposted

This is a really, really good article. I highly recommend it

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Profile picture Kelly Turnbull (@coelasquid.bsky.social) reposted

Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

Frustrated little dude gripping a pencil saying “how do I pack this down into something I can actually share?” While swirling rainbows labeled “INFINITE POTENTIAL” float around them. Little dude frowns at a tiny grey box, exclaiming “all that work for THIS?!” Little dude shoves the grey box into another little guy’s hands; Frowning, stomping off, and saying “Here you go, I made this, it sucks.” Second little dude cracks open the box, swirling rainbows project out onto their face. Second little dude stares in awe at all the swirling rainbows now floating around them.
31/8/2025, 9:04:01 AM | 22938 7848 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

That one xkcd comic but it's "of course everyone already knows what card drafting is"

31/8/2025, 5:09:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Nicholas (@tronisbad.bsky.social) reposted

With a significant number of creators dropping sponsorships today bc of UGs decision to continually make immoral choices, I’m no longer afraid to state that this same company brought me into a call and requested I refrain from using the verbiage “genocide” when referring to Palestine Free Palestine

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Profile picture Ana Valens | 🔞 (@acvalens.net) reposted

VTuber Milky: "PayPal recently out of no where terminated my account perm, mostly due to my PATREON that is 18+"

Milky 🌌 🥛 @Miilkywayz Hello this is Milky and truly this is sudden to make an announcement of but I feel it is my heart to try my best to warn other creators before this happens to you as well. Paypal recently out of no where terminated my account perm, mostly due to my PATREON that is 18+ I know without a doubt it was for this reason as I sent a transfer and it flagged everything on Paypal and caused my termination once they most likely saw it was an 18+ Patreon account. As you know, if you don't.. Payment processors are growing more and more against 18+ creators and finding any way to terminate them, the moment you are on their radar. It's game over and you will lose your account. I never thought this would happen to me, I've been a creator for 5 years and I never had any issues, I'm still shocked and in disbelief but I know without a doubt it was my Patreon. What does this mean for me? For now please do not donate to me as I have no valid working Paypal. I have made the choice of no longer creating 18+ content on my Patreon as I am left with no other choice. I DO NOT Intend to fight these Payment Processors, It's a fight no one can win because we are all at their mercy. Please keep in mind if you really think things like
27/8/2025, 3:12:13 PM | 1409 753 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

Is it at all self-aware

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Profile picture Lauren (@tinylongwing.bsky.social) reposted

For friendsofabracadaver at tumblr, a Lilac-breasted Roller. Thanks so much for donating to the #Waymakers challenge! To donate and get a bird in your name: act.theyoungcenter.org/a/birdsbeyon... + please include your bsky handle with your request! Help support immigrant kids! 🎨🪶 #BirdArt #SciArt

Illustration of a Lilac-breasted Roller perched on a branch in front of a blurry sparkly background of branches and green leaves. This bird has a white crown, a shocking lilac throat streaked with long white feathers, a bright blue belly, and a long tail with two black tail streamers.
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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

But they have so much practice at it!

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Profile picture Merriam-Webster (@merriam-webster.com) reposted

We used to post etymologies. We still do, but we used to, too.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

The same as the previous picture, but the card of the bird artifact is replaced with a card called Angel's Feather, and the bird in the picture has been erased to only leave a single feather
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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

I thought about this, and I think if I wanted to emphasize trying different combos, I would've done fewer common cards and had more different factions, a la Monster Train. Then have a checklist like "Lumberjacks / Clergy won Hard Mode 8/29/26" for faction combos.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

These are the things I think about when I'm driving. I should not be allowed to be a truck driver.

29/8/2025, 1:54:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

(me at Pokemon Colosseum) GARY: Blaziken, use MIRROR MOVE! BLAZIKEN: 🔥🪞 ME: Venusaur, use STUN SEED! GARY: Is that a real move? VENUSAUR: 😃 GARY: It didn't do anything? ME: What's STUN SEED in a mirror? GARY: I don't get— BLAZIKEN: 😫 (stunned) GARY: BITCH

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Profile picture Tim Clare (@timclare.bsky.social) reposted

The Game Changers hits the shelves in paperback today! Do YOU want to hear all about the intertwining histories & modern communities surrounding one of our greatest artforms, games? I flipping hope so, because I'm not good at reading social cues indicating a lack of interest & I like to monologue

A haggard hirsute bespectacled Tim Clare (me) in a pink Gengar shirt holding my book, The Game Changers. I look less old when I've had a shave
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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

Also the only game where I can shout "THE BEES AND FLOWERS ARE A TRAP THAT NEVER PAYS OFF" at people

28/8/2025, 11:10:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lady Zabu (@zabuzauz.bsky.social) reposted

a Timber Wolf for my partner 💚 i was so happy when my partner asked if id paint a mini for them (they dont play the game). out of 99 unpainted minis to choose from, of COURSE they went straight for the timber wolf! the scheme was also their idea and i love the result 😊 #battletech

a front view of a CGL Battletech Timber Wolf model painted in horizontal rainbow stripes of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple a rear view of a CGL Battletech Timber Wolf model painted in horizontal rainbow stripes of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple
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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

I feel like I'm not really supposed to care that much about the individual games in UFO 50 But also I want to look up some discourse to see if anyone else thinks the late-in-the-ladder AI opponents in Bushido Ball are completely unbeatable without superhuman reflexes

28/8/2025, 11:05:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

So the bottom game is cut off at "—ursuit", but none of these games have correct words So that's "fursuit" isn't it

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

linkedin: preps instagram: mean girls tiktok: theater kids

28/8/2025, 1:31:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Hollandbeck (@logophilius.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

As one country does it, other countries can be bolder in choosing to do it. It's mail pattern boldness.

27/8/2025, 7:40:14 PM | 27 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

Or Trajans

28/8/2025, 1:22:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

will Discount Tire not do re-caps? Might save a trip to the dentist

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Profile picture Jonté's Inferno (@lrjonte.bsky.social) reposted

Dramatic time-line cleanse.

27/8/2025, 5:20:50 AM | 6 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

Like 20 years ago, I saw a videogame review said they had a "girlfriend mode" for a single-player game where a 2nd player could do smaller tasks. I linked it to my sister, whose husband I knew played a lot of games, and my sister was... unimpressed by the language. So that's still going, huh.

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Profile picture Cameron Lauder (@unarmedoracle.bsky.social) reposted

sitting on the bottom for sixteen hours while coast guard depth charges go off fathoms above my homemade submarine as i smuggle idiosyncratic stationery and fansubs into the united states

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

I too hope to someday transcend over the difference between olives and cloth finishers guilds

26/8/2025, 3:00:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

Why did the doo-doot-doodooooooo song immediately pop into my head

26/8/2025, 2:08:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

It makes me sad that I didn't manage to get "thessocialists" started as the opposite of grammar nazis

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

But then you can pick up the phone and hold it by one end of the cable and watch the phone twirl around and try to unravel itself and what were we talking about again

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Profile picture Cole Wehrle (@colewehrle.bsky.social) reposted

Recovered from my parents house: here is my first attempt at fiction, recorded by my dad when I was 4 or 5 years old.

image
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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

two (2) castles ❤️

26/8/2025, 1:55:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

I was gonna say, if you think that at least half of the worst sets were printed after Mirage, then you're already wrong. And then there's no Masques Block? And Urza's Saga might deserve a spot for being so absolutely busted even.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

Enough Mario-platforming to solve depression, more River City Ransom beating the ghosts of your insecurities to death with a lead pipe

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Profile picture Aguni Soultimate (@planeswalkure.bsky.social) reposted

Hey check out this cool model kit I built.

Gundam X holding Tiffa
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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

And to convince myself that I should absolutely not keep playing Drop Duchy, I finally bought UFO 50. And after trying 5 of the cartridges there, I feel like I already have conflicting thoughts on that one.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

I look at the huge unlockable skill tree in the game and go, "Wow, look at all these buildings I never want to unlock because I just want to build River Castle every run." Totally worth the $15 for a few hours of playing with it, but don't expect the world from it.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

The interesting thing about Drop Duchy is there doesn't seem to be rarities? You're just as likely to get each different type of building? Which means it feels pretty easy to draft the strongest building each game and run with that, instead of coping with what you have.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

Drop Duchy is the kind of interesting puzzle experience that can only be made by small indie-monded companies, a clever, press-your-luck crossover of Carcassonne and Slay the Spire. And after winning a few runs on normal difficulty, I said, "Aight, that's enough," and uninstalled.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

While away from the computer, I downloaded the rulebooks for Arcs and Lightning Train and wrote an outline for rules teach videos, mostly based on the idea of "The rules aren't that complicated if you'd actually overview the fundamentals of the game at the beginning" on both of them.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

After a few weeks away from my computer and/or struggling with fatigue issues, I finally got back to work on writing The Project. And the main thing that came out of it is: you ARE going to learn what Bloom's Taxonomy is, dammit.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

I didn't even notice the wheels weren't attached to anything until you said it...

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

Maybe one of the scavenger items can be getting invited into an uptown Cuomo fundraiser and calling everyone a bunch of empty-headed nitwits.

24/8/2025, 4:16:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nootbox Games - Making Rune Fencer Illyia! (@nootboxgames.com) reposted

Even the smallest trailer slot for Gamescom is unattainable for indies. It'd basically bankrupt us! So if you wanna help a tiny indie get some visibility, then I'd love if you could check out our awesome game - there's giant capybaras in it!

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Profile picture IllCaesar (@illcaesar.bsky.social) reposted

Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader? I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

There's an important lesson on copywriting and editing here: If you're going to take shots at awkward terms and idioms (including terms with good intentions), then you'd better be prepared to examine the awkwardness in your own language.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

I went to jury duty at a precinct courthouse. The judge said it's the busiest courthouse in Texas. They had 350 civil and misdemeanor cases on the docket that day. And they chose zero people for jury because all 350 of the cases settled or took pleas. 🤷‍♂️

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social This is all your fault. Why haven't you been bridging the gap between principle and policy to train impressionable young liberals into an ideological cadre???

Liberalism has plenty of brilliant theorists who work at a largely abstract level, and policy wonks who work on the most applied issues. But in the middle area of ideology, one bridging the gap between principle and policy, they’ve basically ceded the field to conservatism. The pipeline problem for young people is a symptom of the movement’s blind spot: liberals, as a collective, don’t care to cultivate a youth ideological cadre.
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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

The answer: liberals don't mentor new talent because they assume that the universities are all liberal and do all of the work for them! Hello @vox.com do you guys like EGGS because I'm going to make sure that you GET SOME

There is no parallel culture in American liberalism — a function, in part, of liberalism’s longtime intellectual dominance. There wasn’t much of a need for liberal donors to create programs to cultivate liberal thought, as people interested could simply go get a PhD or an entry-level reporting job. However, these institutions were not avowedly liberal in character. They styled themselves as politically neutral, focused more on quality research and reporting, than as contributing to a particular ideological cause. This means that while liberals in such fields were in left-leaning environments, many were trained to see themselves primarily as professionals working a craft. So while there are plenty of internships available to young liberals, they’re mostly focused on professional training (or coffee-fetching) rather than staying up late swapping ideas with big names.
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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

If I click this link and it doesn't say "because the billionaries with enough money to start cultural revolutions as a hobby don't vote for liberals" then I'm going to pay someone to drive past the Vox offices and throw eggs at them.

Link to an article from Vox: How Conservatives Help Their Young Thinkers, and Why Liberals Don't
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Profile picture Daniel Wynter (@boardgamefeast.bsky.social) reposted

I am going to be so petty about this.

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Profile picture heathcliff, but frog (@hopcliff.heathcliff.cat) reposted

do you have a favorite dentist light because i have a favorite dentist light

a dental exam light, mounted overhead by articulating arm. the shape of the light's housing and handles looks very much like a water buffalo, with the handle making the horns and screw holes making the eyes and nostrils. it looks almost happy another view of the water buffalo exam light. a third view of the water buffalo exam light, now
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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

And yet, "white supremacists, TERFs and people who don't use Oxford commas" is kinda grammatically correct

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

Jury duty, Texas county court. Bailiff starts telling his favorite children's jokes to keep jurors' attention. "Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo it could be done!" okay you got me that's good

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Profile picture do not contact me (@secretaboutbox.bsky.social) reposted

Gavin Newsom is a transphobe "show me the evidence" thread, for all those Vote Blue No Matter Who posters in your replies. this isn't the guy. push back on everyone who is trying to convince you the primary has been decided years in advance with a guy that loses in the general.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

I was about to say "He blinked his eyes", but they use that one, too, huh?

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

It's interesting that casual English doesn't also say • He cringed his mouth • She bit with her jaw • He grabbed with his hands • She pointed with her finger Seems like there's a lot of bad ways we could go with that.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

I don't make a lot of personal posts on social media. I don't have deep online relationships and don't have much to engage on. It still seems important to tell my followers that, yes, we SHOULD talk shit about the guy who wants to throw trans people under a bus for his own ambitions.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

This I did not know

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Profile picture Andriy Lukin (@andriylukin.bsky.social) reposted

today's my birthday! Here's a fresh new compilation of my custom-made logo designs — sharing it would be a cool gift for me today 😌 thank you all for your continious support, my work keeps me going these days and I hope to continue making cool designs on the next loop around the Sun 🙏

image
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Profile picture Merriam-Webster (@merriam-webster.com) reposted

plural bigfeet

entry of 'bigfoot' that says
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Profile picture 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙢 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙣 (@mannlicherhund.bsky.social) reposted

I'm seeing fewer posts about the Visa and Mastercard situation, and I want to make it plain as day. You need to keep calling and bothering them and losing them money. Because if we lose this, they are going to cut more and more from what's available until you can only buy what they approve of. ⬇️

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Profile picture Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) reposted

Gavin Newsome is just the South Park of politics - something that’s mildly entertaining so Dems throw away all of their values they pretended to have because it gets a good dunk on the guy they hate.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

A layered sedimentary rock but that's just what long division looked like in those days

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

Final Fantasy: Clowns to the Left of Me, Espers to the Right

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

I just thought it would be something nice with closeups of the different materials. I wasn't expecting the black glove mafia???

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

I put this on my Watch Later list and finally checked it out. And... that was not what I expected at all???

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

Yeah, I can totally see myself being masochistic enough to try it once. But I don't think anyone would enjoy waiting for me to do polynomial math in my head!

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

Something something hot pursuit

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

It doesn't piss me off, but I totally do a meerkat stand-up whenever it happens

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

I mean, I kinda like abstruse math puzzles. I've tried watching Countdown to see if if I can get the equations right. I might enjoy trying this once just to— I'm sorry, is there an N! card in that last picture??? They want you to do factorials in your head??? What sort of sadism???

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

🫡

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

I got the set with the typo right away. And then I missed three times in a row because I kept thinking "back" instead of the other word.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

I have an XLR microphone that is 20 years old and still in decent condition, so I bought a USB audio interface to plug XLR into to keep using that for my YouTube stuff. Why did I buy that microphone in the first place? Because someone wanted me to help them produce a podcast...

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Demon Form, Glacier, Catalyst, Rushdown, Incense Burner, Barricade, Echo Form, Malaise, Alpha, Mummified Hand, Immolate, Cloak and Dagger, Electrodynamics, Wallop, Prismatic Shard

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

Hello @bsky.app it sucks that I can't do that much for people from the back of a truck these days, but in these troubled times I will say that I hope JK Rowling is visited by three ghosts who, instead of teaching her a Christmas lesson, decide she deserves nothing but nightmares no end.

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Profile picture tappytoeclaws.bsky.social (@tappytoeclaws.bsky.social) reposted

Hey folks: Everyone's favorite lil internet scamp @BugsMaytrix just caught a fucking @bsky.app ban If you weren't following some of the others affected - this is the third high profile trans woman who's been banned recently after talking about a certain free-shitting Wizard Book Author #freethebugs

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

afternoon5

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Profile picture Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

And let me be clear -- I wish on JK Rowling everything that she wishes upon trans people.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

rizz is good though

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

🤷‍♂️ The Mexican shops I've seen around here all feel a little "trendy". I feel like there must be legitimate greasy half-rusted taco trucks around here but I haven't seen them.

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Profile picture Big Spooky ColBosch (@colbosch.bsky.social) reposted

Weekly reminder that I have painted miniatures for sale. I'm actively working on upgrading my older paint jobs, so if you buy at these prices you'll get likely get even nicer pieces for a bargain. Soon I'll be transitioning to selling on eBay for at least 50% more, so get them now.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

Counterpoint: has a game design talk ever been anything OTHER than devolving into related social sciences

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

Stuck in Phoenix. Went to a Mexican restaurant. Ordered chiles relleno. The chiles... were not filled with anything? They were breaded and cooked soft but nothing else in them? And it was decent food. But it's also like... I can't wait to get back to hole-in-the-wall Mexican food in Houston.

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

I thought I saw something said it ran up to cat 5 super fast but it's cut back down to a cat 4 now

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Profile picture Jerry Chen (@jcsalterego.bsky.social) reposted

AUGUST 16, 2025

two characters in a single comic strip pane: - first character:
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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent

Well, I'm sure there's nothing like potential flooding from an offshore cat 4 hurricane that's going to happen to South Carolina next week...

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

As a kid, I'd get bored, read RPG campaign books, and roll up characters, knowing that I would never find groups to play them with. Now I'm a mature adult, and I spend my mindless downtime browsing Scryfall to build Commander decks, even though I've only played Commander like twice in my life. 🙃

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Profile picture Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)

@bsky.app Hello, I am a random guy with a middle-class salary. I would love a subscription service or something so that I could directly support the website. Or rather, I WOULD love that if it wouldn't feel like I'd be betraying my trans friends to give you money.

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