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I was like, what's an R word that's an enemy of farming and building houses in a euro game Rodent?
Indie video game, music, and board game nerd. AuDHD. Dedicated rulebook hater. Author of Every Board Game Rulebook is Awful. www.youtube.com/@BoardGameTextbook boardgametextbook.com/EBGRIA.pdf
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I was like, what's an R word that's an enemy of farming and building houses in a euro game Rodent?
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
And it will sleep from 22:00–06:00.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
It sucks that football is such a dangerous sport for the players, because it has a level of tactics that I don't think you get in any other sporting event. I know that basketball and soccer have tactical decisions, but in football I can actually SEE those decisions.
Daniel Solis (@danielsolis.bsky.social) reposted
It's only an "em-dash" if it's the width of an M glyph or wider — otherwise, it's a sparkling hyphen. #typography
Benjamin Dreyer (@bcdreyer.social) reposted
I SAID THERE’LL BE H TO PAY
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
I think the "learned at 5" thing is important, though. Basically no one learns to play tabletop games from the rulebook. It's an oral tradition passed from player to player. The entire idea of "we need to read about this first" is a barrier to entry.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
My pet peeve is songs that rhyme "again" with "rain" or "plain," but they still pronounce it as "uh-gehn" so that it DOESN'T EVEN RHYME IN PRACTICE MF DOOM made "standard" rhyme with "candid" but some singers pretend that two words rhyme without PRONOUNCING THEM AS RHYMING WORDS
Izzy.png | comms open (@izzypetersart.bsky.social) reposted
the ride back from NC was too bumpy/winding to work on comms but we put on some horror audiobooks and i made this. just an apostate vestal and her dragongoat. #witch #devil #dragon #goat
Lex (@lmno333.bsky.social) reposted
This is a really, really good article. I highly recommend it
Kelly Turnbull (@coelasquid.bsky.social) reposted
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
That one xkcd comic but it's "of course everyone already knows what card drafting is"
Ryan Nicholas (@tronisbad.bsky.social) reposted
With a significant number of creators dropping sponsorships today bc of UGs decision to continually make immoral choices, I’m no longer afraid to state that this same company brought me into a call and requested I refrain from using the verbiage “genocide” when referring to Palestine Free Palestine
Ana Valens | 🔞 (@acvalens.net) reposted
VTuber Milky: "PayPal recently out of no where terminated my account perm, mostly due to my PATREON that is 18+"
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
Is it at all self-aware
Lauren (@tinylongwing.bsky.social) reposted
For friendsofabracadaver at tumblr, a Lilac-breasted Roller. Thanks so much for donating to the #Waymakers challenge! To donate and get a bird in your name: act.theyoungcenter.org/a/birdsbeyon... + please include your bsky handle with your request! Help support immigrant kids! 🎨🪶 #BirdArt #SciArt
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
But they have so much practice at it!
Merriam-Webster (@merriam-webster.com) reposted
We used to post etymologies. We still do, but we used to, too.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
I thought about this, and I think if I wanted to emphasize trying different combos, I would've done fewer common cards and had more different factions, a la Monster Train. Then have a checklist like "Lumberjacks / Clergy won Hard Mode 8/29/26" for faction combos.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
These are the things I think about when I'm driving. I should not be allowed to be a truck driver.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
(me at Pokemon Colosseum) GARY: Blaziken, use MIRROR MOVE! BLAZIKEN: 🔥🪞 ME: Venusaur, use STUN SEED! GARY: Is that a real move? VENUSAUR: 😃 GARY: It didn't do anything? ME: What's STUN SEED in a mirror? GARY: I don't get— BLAZIKEN: 😫 (stunned) GARY: BITCH
Tim Clare (@timclare.bsky.social) reposted
The Game Changers hits the shelves in paperback today! Do YOU want to hear all about the intertwining histories & modern communities surrounding one of our greatest artforms, games? I flipping hope so, because I'm not good at reading social cues indicating a lack of interest & I like to monologue
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
Also the only game where I can shout "THE BEES AND FLOWERS ARE A TRAP THAT NEVER PAYS OFF" at people
Lady Zabu (@zabuzauz.bsky.social) reposted
a Timber Wolf for my partner 💚 i was so happy when my partner asked if id paint a mini for them (they dont play the game). out of 99 unpainted minis to choose from, of COURSE they went straight for the timber wolf! the scheme was also their idea and i love the result 😊 #battletech
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
I feel like I'm not really supposed to care that much about the individual games in UFO 50 But also I want to look up some discourse to see if anyone else thinks the late-in-the-ladder AI opponents in Bushido Ball are completely unbeatable without superhuman reflexes
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
So the bottom game is cut off at "—ursuit", but none of these games have correct words So that's "fursuit" isn't it
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
linkedin: preps instagram: mean girls tiktok: theater kids
Andy Hollandbeck (@logophilius.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
As one country does it, other countries can be bolder in choosing to do it. It's mail pattern boldness.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
Or Trajans
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
will Discount Tire not do re-caps? Might save a trip to the dentist
Jonté's Inferno (@lrjonte.bsky.social) reposted
Dramatic time-line cleanse.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
Like 20 years ago, I saw a videogame review said they had a "girlfriend mode" for a single-player game where a 2nd player could do smaller tasks. I linked it to my sister, whose husband I knew played a lot of games, and my sister was... unimpressed by the language. So that's still going, huh.
Cameron Lauder (@unarmedoracle.bsky.social) reposted
sitting on the bottom for sixteen hours while coast guard depth charges go off fathoms above my homemade submarine as i smuggle idiosyncratic stationery and fansubs into the united states
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
I too hope to someday transcend over the difference between olives and cloth finishers guilds
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
Why did the doo-doot-doodooooooo song immediately pop into my head
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
It makes me sad that I didn't manage to get "thessocialists" started as the opposite of grammar nazis
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
But then you can pick up the phone and hold it by one end of the cable and watch the phone twirl around and try to unravel itself and what were we talking about again
Cole Wehrle (@colewehrle.bsky.social) reposted
Recovered from my parents house: here is my first attempt at fiction, recorded by my dad when I was 4 or 5 years old.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
two (2) castles ❤️
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
I was gonna say, if you think that at least half of the worst sets were printed after Mirage, then you're already wrong. And then there's no Masques Block? And Urza's Saga might deserve a spot for being so absolutely busted even.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
Enough Mario-platforming to solve depression, more River City Ransom beating the ghosts of your insecurities to death with a lead pipe
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
And to convince myself that I should absolutely not keep playing Drop Duchy, I finally bought UFO 50. And after trying 5 of the cartridges there, I feel like I already have conflicting thoughts on that one.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
I look at the huge unlockable skill tree in the game and go, "Wow, look at all these buildings I never want to unlock because I just want to build River Castle every run." Totally worth the $15 for a few hours of playing with it, but don't expect the world from it.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
The interesting thing about Drop Duchy is there doesn't seem to be rarities? You're just as likely to get each different type of building? Which means it feels pretty easy to draft the strongest building each game and run with that, instead of coping with what you have.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
Drop Duchy is the kind of interesting puzzle experience that can only be made by small indie-monded companies, a clever, press-your-luck crossover of Carcassonne and Slay the Spire. And after winning a few runs on normal difficulty, I said, "Aight, that's enough," and uninstalled.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
While away from the computer, I downloaded the rulebooks for Arcs and Lightning Train and wrote an outline for rules teach videos, mostly based on the idea of "The rules aren't that complicated if you'd actually overview the fundamentals of the game at the beginning" on both of them.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
After a few weeks away from my computer and/or struggling with fatigue issues, I finally got back to work on writing The Project. And the main thing that came out of it is: you ARE going to learn what Bloom's Taxonomy is, dammit.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
I didn't even notice the wheels weren't attached to anything until you said it...
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
Maybe one of the scavenger items can be getting invited into an uptown Cuomo fundraiser and calling everyone a bunch of empty-headed nitwits.
Nootbox Games - Making Rune Fencer Illyia! (@nootboxgames.com) reposted
Even the smallest trailer slot for Gamescom is unattainable for indies. It'd basically bankrupt us! So if you wanna help a tiny indie get some visibility, then I'd love if you could check out our awesome game - there's giant capybaras in it!
IllCaesar (@illcaesar.bsky.social) reposted
Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader? I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
There's an important lesson on copywriting and editing here: If you're going to take shots at awkward terms and idioms (including terms with good intentions), then you'd better be prepared to examine the awkwardness in your own language.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
I went to jury duty at a precinct courthouse. The judge said it's the busiest courthouse in Texas. They had 350 civil and misdemeanor cases on the docket that day. And they chose zero people for jury because all 350 of the cases settled or took pleas. 🤷♂️
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social This is all your fault. Why haven't you been bridging the gap between principle and policy to train impressionable young liberals into an ideological cadre???
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
The answer: liberals don't mentor new talent because they assume that the universities are all liberal and do all of the work for them! Hello @vox.com do you guys like EGGS because I'm going to make sure that you GET SOME
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
If I click this link and it doesn't say "because the billionaries with enough money to start cultural revolutions as a hobby don't vote for liberals" then I'm going to pay someone to drive past the Vox offices and throw eggs at them.
Daniel Wynter (@boardgamefeast.bsky.social) reposted
I am going to be so petty about this.
heathcliff, but frog (@hopcliff.heathcliff.cat) reposted
do you have a favorite dentist light because i have a favorite dentist light
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
And yet, "white supremacists, TERFs and people who don't use Oxford commas" is kinda grammatically correct
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
Jury duty, Texas county court. Bailiff starts telling his favorite children's jokes to keep jurors' attention. "Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo it could be done!" okay you got me that's good
do not contact me (@secretaboutbox.bsky.social) reposted
Gavin Newsom is a transphobe "show me the evidence" thread, for all those Vote Blue No Matter Who posters in your replies. this isn't the guy. push back on everyone who is trying to convince you the primary has been decided years in advance with a guy that loses in the general.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
I was about to say "He blinked his eyes", but they use that one, too, huh?
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
It's interesting that casual English doesn't also say • He cringed his mouth • She bit with her jaw • He grabbed with his hands • She pointed with her finger Seems like there's a lot of bad ways we could go with that.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
I don't make a lot of personal posts on social media. I don't have deep online relationships and don't have much to engage on. It still seems important to tell my followers that, yes, we SHOULD talk shit about the guy who wants to throw trans people under a bus for his own ambitions.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
This I did not know
Andriy Lukin (@andriylukin.bsky.social) reposted
today's my birthday! Here's a fresh new compilation of my custom-made logo designs — sharing it would be a cool gift for me today 😌 thank you all for your continious support, my work keeps me going these days and I hope to continue making cool designs on the next loop around the Sun 🙏
𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙢 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙣 (@mannlicherhund.bsky.social) reposted
I'm seeing fewer posts about the Visa and Mastercard situation, and I want to make it plain as day. You need to keep calling and bothering them and losing them money. Because if we lose this, they are going to cut more and more from what's available until you can only buy what they approve of. ⬇️
Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) reposted
Gavin Newsome is just the South Park of politics - something that’s mildly entertaining so Dems throw away all of their values they pretended to have because it gets a good dunk on the guy they hate.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
A layered sedimentary rock but that's just what long division looked like in those days
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
Final Fantasy: Clowns to the Left of Me, Espers to the Right
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
I just thought it would be something nice with closeups of the different materials. I wasn't expecting the black glove mafia???
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
I put this on my Watch Later list and finally checked it out. And... that was not what I expected at all???
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
Yeah, I can totally see myself being masochistic enough to try it once. But I don't think anyone would enjoy waiting for me to do polynomial math in my head!
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
Something something hot pursuit
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
It doesn't piss me off, but I totally do a meerkat stand-up whenever it happens
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
I mean, I kinda like abstruse math puzzles. I've tried watching Countdown to see if if I can get the equations right. I might enjoy trying this once just to— I'm sorry, is there an N! card in that last picture??? They want you to do factorials in your head??? What sort of sadism???
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
🫡
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
I got the set with the typo right away. And then I missed three times in a row because I kept thinking "back" instead of the other word.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
I have an XLR microphone that is 20 years old and still in decent condition, so I bought a USB audio interface to plug XLR into to keep using that for my YouTube stuff. Why did I buy that microphone in the first place? Because someone wanted me to help them produce a podcast...
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Demon Form, Glacier, Catalyst, Rushdown, Incense Burner, Barricade, Echo Form, Malaise, Alpha, Mummified Hand, Immolate, Cloak and Dagger, Electrodynamics, Wallop, Prismatic Shard
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
Hello @bsky.app it sucks that I can't do that much for people from the back of a truck these days, but in these troubled times I will say that I hope JK Rowling is visited by three ghosts who, instead of teaching her a Christmas lesson, decide she deserves nothing but nightmares no end.
tappytoeclaws.bsky.social (@tappytoeclaws.bsky.social) reposted
Hey folks: Everyone's favorite lil internet scamp @BugsMaytrix just caught a fucking @bsky.app ban If you weren't following some of the others affected - this is the third high profile trans woman who's been banned recently after talking about a certain free-shitting Wizard Book Author #freethebugs
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
afternoon5
Jessie Gender (@jessiegender.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And let me be clear -- I wish on JK Rowling everything that she wishes upon trans people.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
rizz is good though
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
🤷♂️ The Mexican shops I've seen around here all feel a little "trendy". I feel like there must be legitimate greasy half-rusted taco trucks around here but I haven't seen them.
Big Spooky ColBosch (@colbosch.bsky.social) reposted
Weekly reminder that I have painted miniatures for sale. I'm actively working on upgrading my older paint jobs, so if you buy at these prices you'll get likely get even nicer pieces for a bargain. Soon I'll be transitioning to selling on eBay for at least 50% more, so get them now.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
Counterpoint: has a game design talk ever been anything OTHER than devolving into related social sciences
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
Stuck in Phoenix. Went to a Mexican restaurant. Ordered chiles relleno. The chiles... were not filled with anything? They were breaded and cooked soft but nothing else in them? And it was decent food. But it's also like... I can't wait to get back to hole-in-the-wall Mexican food in Houston.
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
I thought I saw something said it ran up to cat 5 super fast but it's cut back down to a cat 4 now
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com) reply parent
Well, I'm sure there's nothing like potential flooding from an offshore cat 4 hurricane that's going to happen to South Carolina next week...
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
As a kid, I'd get bored, read RPG campaign books, and roll up characters, knowing that I would never find groups to play them with. Now I'm a mature adult, and I spend my mindless downtime browsing Scryfall to build Commander decks, even though I've only played Commander like twice in my life. 🙃
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪ (@boardgametextbook.com)
@bsky.app Hello, I am a random guy with a middle-class salary. I would love a subscription service or something so that I could directly support the website. Or rather, I WOULD love that if it wouldn't feel like I'd be betraying my trans friends to give you money.