I dont have much to add except you fuckin nailed Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes
I dont have much to add except you fuckin nailed Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes
blowing up this boat full of people is raising some interesting legal questions
lol at Bari's "broadly shit-kicking anti-establishment disposition." She's not fucking Stone Cold Steve Austin, she is the kid from your high school who's unsettlingly good at talking to other kid's parents. Her only demonstrable skill, a very valuable one, is that rich dummies find her amusing.
I can’t wait for him to get to his “Steve Nash is Nigerian” style endpoint with this one
Hence the constant invocation of the term “vaccine skeptic” rather than “out and out antivax activist”
Rudy Giuliani stuns in tactical diaper
I think we can definitively say the Drew Pomeranz Linsanity run is over
Remember when Jim Bowden suggested the Cubs would trade Cade Horton for the husk of Sandy Alcantara?
My biggest old curmudgeon baseball take is I miss when a single pitcher was allowed to throw a no-hitter
Is it?
It would be so bad if Lori was mayor right now lol
Dansby Swanson is one of the last great white baseball player names left—they're all Kade or Blaise now—and to boot he's a beautiful man who fields his position with the grace of jungle cat. What a joy it is to watch him play this ancient game.
I was really mad when the Cubs signed him instead of Correa but it’s basically worked out. He’s sublime in the field and a league average bat.
As a 38 year old, I have to agree with you
Kudzu?
But it’s more efficient, you see. Three is greater than two and whatnot
The border statement, I assume, is about Indiana, which I’m fine with.
Because of asking to bring in the FBI, DEA, et al. I don’t want the feds here any more than I want the National Guard
Watch yourself, counselor
Oh you don’t like an endless barrage of bad three pointers? Or pitchers becoming fungible assets because they’re taught to throw as hard and with as much torque as possible?
Well, scratch the big dog off the list
I’ll pipe in to add that it’s not just cable news, local news is catered to terrified suburbanites who love to hear ghost stories about the scary big city
Get their asses!
An addendum, if I may
DATS EXACLY RIGHT MY FRENT
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
DC getting eric adams at the trade deadline is a huge win now move for the city. especially if we can move him to a secondary position and a powerless admin appointee bench role. new york also getting to clear payroll and move their rebuild window forward makes this win-win
I do NOT go about making accusations of plagiarism lightly and I would not have taken this public if I thought I had any legal recourse at all, but more than 30 YEARS AGO 'The Bone Temple' is what, when I was a teenager, I named my bedroom
A stab to the heart at my inner sixth grade weirdo watching Kids in the Hall reruns by myself on a Saturday afternoon
“Please tell everyone I live like this”
Man this is a kick to the chest for a lot of reason I won’t really go into but yeesh
But they only have the second most wins in the league!
Ended Brett Favre’s career!
Prominent friend of Jeffrey Epstein and Joe Paterno defender Malcolm Gladwell has finally weighed in on trans athletes
Additionally, Snoop Minnis
Make me!
Of course, but also Cleo Lemon
D’Brickashaw Ferguson
I won’t be able to join but I would like to just say, RW McQuarters
When you see a NYT push starting “In extraordinary step, the White House” you know you’re about to read some good shit that’s framed even better
I will never understand what Graham Linehan’s whole deal is. I cannot comprehend the sequence of events that starts with writing TV shows called like “Chuffed Lads” and leads to “I, a hulking Irish bog ape, am the anointed protector of Real Women.”
I have a fairly large head but this dude blows me out of the water.
“Project Kamala Harris” oh brother no thank you
Ms Rachel has come under fire for doing the “big balls dance” after hitting a clutch shot
Inadvertently paused Miss Rachel looking like she’s staring down the opposing bench after draining a 3
Yeah the body is in the ground
The difference between Trump and DeSantis is that Trump is smart enough to appease these freaks by saying “we’re looking into it very strongly” and not actually do anything about it
Asking Eric Clapton hard hitting questions about the tiny man in his ass who pilots him like a Gundam
The preeminent center-left public intellectual of our times
Kawhi getting instructions about his no-show job:
Now these are some guys who I have remembered
If you’ve lived in the Chicago area your whole life and Naperville mystifies you then I’m not really sure what to say
Brace Belden has done more good for Turks than Will Stancil. Full stop.
drinking wine on his couch, he aint about that grinding tape shit anymore
My dog loves to lurk annoyingly behind me like the weird brothers in Uncut Gems
you can’t write like this if you’re an adult. can’t even hit the spellcheck
Dangerous Taco Donald has “chickened out” on making groceries affordable for working Americans
Unfortunately, Marquee’s target demographic (soft-headed Iowa yokels) eats this shit up
Texas loaded busses with desperate migrants and dropped them off in Chicago like trash in the middle of winter. We welcomed them into our communities. Now Texas is sending its National Guard to terrorize them on our streets. In our neighborhoods. What the fuck.
inject this directly into my eyeballs
Selling turds is my business…and business is good
He’s gonna have to take it up with His Majesty’s Exchequer of Posts
Christ almighty
Mr Trump is too busy lifting weights and doing the heavy rope to meet with the press. He’s slamming that shit so loud the entire gym is annoyed with him, but he doesn’t care one bit
I know the 90s were a different time, but there really needed to be an editor there to tell her that maybe the hook-nosed banking creatures weren’t a great idea
DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin. CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez? (crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy") MAMDANI: Lucas Duda (crowd going nuts)
trump calling into Fox and Friends with a long rambling speech about how he's worried he's not jellicle enough to make it to the Heaviside Layer.
The 2010-11 Bulls had such a treasure trove of Guys.
The Pants Schlitter
I really don’t understand the (ahem) hyperfixation on autism among the RFK Jr cohort.
Andy Reid happily chugs the water of life to wash down his chicken tenders and takes a big burb
YES
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
I’m willing to entertain the idea that are back
We’re so (maybe) back
Is this anything
He has the brainpan of a Fenian
Nightswimming
Just let PCA make that catch please
My younger one will not eat anything that isn’t in “nugget” or “dog” form
He ran like he was CLUTCHing a turd between his buttcheeks trying to leg that one out
Meatball homer picks are important
The deep state doesn’t want you to have the good stuff. We plebes got the normal drugs that don’t make you any more bi
That was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I think about post-Covid bi Trump A LOT
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
*Posts Charlie Kirk photo* you cubs fans are so owned *Calls up Mike clevinger* meh no big deal
Yeah the dark secret is that, while still inferior to the humble biscuits and gravy, a full English is a pretty fuckin dynamite breakfast
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
Opening my giant spreadsheet of celebrities ranked on likelihood that they have ever busted a ghost.
Chicago needs a Brian Urlacher billboard where he has cornrows
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
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