Which rules for me because for some reason girls can't help laughing when they have sex with me! It's like it just comes naturally! I don't even have to tell jokes! They're laughing as soon as my dick is out! There's really no explaining it!
One of those hormone girls you're always hearing about I have a NSFW account too @boringpornokate.bsky.social And there are links to my other stuff at BoringKate.com
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Which rules for me because for some reason girls can't help laughing when they have sex with me! It's like it just comes naturally! I don't even have to tell jokes! They're laughing as soon as my dick is out! There's really no explaining it!
The type of sex where everyone is joking and laughing the whole time is so GOATed. Not to pit two bad bitches against each other for no reason, but irl it's like easily superior to the kind of silently sensuous love making that great movie sex scenes are made of.
Guy who agrees that trans people have been around since before the 2014 transgender tipping point, but insists that trans people were invented by a 1977 episode of The Jeffersons.
Does anyone else enjoy looking at photos and videos of women?
Only women have leg hair. That's why you always hear about women's leg hair. There are whole commercials and industries and think pieces centered around it. When's the last time you heard anything about men's leg hair? Never. Because it doesn't exist.
*fucks you with a strap on that's even smaller and softer than my dick*
Just a few examples of known heterosexuals: ● Ted Bundy ● Adolf Hitler ● Scrappy Doo That's who you're aligning yourself with when you identify as a heterosexual. Always remember that being gay is the only morally acceptable option.
Nice holes!
Trans girl at the blackjack table: Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Trans girl in the bedroom: Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
Cis dudes hearing "you're like a brother to me": I'm never gonna get laid. Trans girls hearing "you're like a sister to me": I'm gonna get so laid!!! Cis dudes hearing "you're like a sister to me": I'm gonna get so force feminized.
Best thing about transitioning has gotta be that part when you're early in transition and you can feel your tentacles start to sprout. I mean having fully grown ones is nice too. They're bigger and stronger now. But if I could relive my first few days with them then I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Just saw the reply from someone that poured a drink on their pants by doing the thing. Disregard that.
Like maybe the opposite arm is less likely to be holding something that can't be turned 90 degrees, but how often are you really checking the time while holding a glass of water?
As a kid (I don't wear watches anymore) I always wore mine on my right arm even though I was right handed and knew I was "supposed" to wear it on the left. It just makes sense to have it on your domme arm!
They're probably nutting to internet porn at convenient times of day and then getting a good night's sleep. Never learning how to disrupt their circadian rhythm!
The problem with teens these days is that they aren't staying up late watching phone sex hotline infomercials with the tv's volume set to zero so that their parent's don't hear it.
Do you watch softcore porn with your friends? Why not? You should!
Red Shoe Diaries is so freakin good!
10/10 good hair 😍
You're a straight girl??? Wow. Okay. Woman hater. You need to work on your internalize misogyny. That's so problematic.
If your rotation order isn't YXZ then you're a sicko!!!
Goodnight, buttholes! 🍑💖🌈
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Dungeons of Mysteria is quality! Super cute! Only 73 MB (as all games should be)!
A show I watched last night had a couple maids walk in on their employer while she was performing sexily in a slutty halloween french maid uniform. Do you think that's how animals feel when they see things like this?
Sorry, but if you've played hopscotch then you're all used up! Nobody wants you now! All you're good for is some more casual hopscotch! I bet you'll play with anyone now that you've done it! And there's no taking it back! Putting penises in your holes? That's fine. That's just a thing people do.
Masturbating to other people: Deeply narcissist. Antisocial. It's like you think you're the center of the universe and everyone else is just jerk off material for you to ogle. Masturbating to yourself: You're of the people. Treating them as equals. Masturbating to what they masturbate to.
I'm shipping you off to China. Sold to Fanxy Red.
*tries to sell you to One Direction* *remembers that they aren't a band anymore and haven't even performed together in literally a decade* *sells you to the Backstreet Boys*
POV ROLEPLAY TRAINED BY YOUR BULLIES TO SEXUALLY SERVICE THEM ON COMMAND, but your bullies are bottoms and they make you top them while they moan and shout about how huge your cock is even though it's like really not that big and you actually have a sph kink.
You think your lawyer could get you off? Wow. Could they get me off too? Could they get us both off at the same time? Could they get you off onto my face???
I've once again bravely decided to not do any work today! I came really close to doing work, but then I didn't! Are you proud of me?
Mood. I've used she/her while talking about cis men before without even meaning anything by it (this sounds like another forced feminization shitpost, but really it's just that I only ever hang out with trans girls)
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What a coincidence! I was just fondly remembering your beautiful tiddies!
I think we're all in agreement that words mean things, but what things do words mean? There's zero agreement on this subject. We just don't know.
I love you dick dykes! I love you cock cuties! I love you dong dames! I love you member maidens! I love you phallic fillies! I love you gock gals! I love you schlong shorties! I love you boner babes!
A YouTuber I was like already subscribed to did a video about Wii homebrew games and is has a ton of junk I made because I made a ton of junk for Wii like a decade ago lol! All of the ones by ThatOtherPerson are mine (which includes literally the first game shown)! www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eyh...
Small brain: Wishing you were a girl isn't a reason to transition. Ever boy wishes they were a girl. Big brain: It is a reason to transition because actually only trans girl eggs wish they were girls. Galaxy brain: Every boy should transition because every boy secretly wishes they were a girl!!!
Girl pills are things like estrogen and maybe anti androgens rn, but once the revolution comes ALL pills will be girl pills.
Learning how to make WebGL games in the normal way (I made a playable version of the Windows 95 screensaver maze, but with random walls replaced by porn and when you walk into them it takes you to a page where you can watch the redgifs clip that the thumbnail came from). pr0n.stream/redgifs.php?...
The existence of foreplay implies the existence of rearplay.
Likely not true, but also not an excuse even if true. I've masturbated to tons of "ugly" girls before. Get your act together.
It's so important to transition and become a hot girl so that if internet porn is banned then you can film porn of yourself and jerk off to that instead.
Born to sit in the cuck chair. Forced to bang hot babes.
BTW I got bored a few days ago and made a database of a few thousand redgifs clips along with a few ways of browsing them (like an auto scrolling page and something kinda like an infinite pmv). As one does. pr0n.stream/redgifs.php
Porn is so cool! Does anyone else ever watch porn?
if you want to be a boy who takes estrogen and gets beaten and sexually exploited while feebly insisting with cum on your face that you're still a real boy (making everyone around you laugh) then you can just be one
Your body isn't something that needs to be fixed. No body is inherently objectionable. Existing isn't shameful. I don't care if you're fat or hairy or scarred or... *notices that a boy has been refusing to take his estrogen just because he's cis* Except you! You're all fucked up! Fix that shit!
That's so true! That's literally the law!
Wow! Your cheeks are so rosy and cute! 100% passing!
You aren't being a disappointment by starting slow. The build up is responsible (it's better to have someone tell you twenty time that they can take more than to have them tell you twenty times that they need you to be gentler), but it's also hot! The build up is foreplay!
When you're hurting someone new for pervert reasons: Don't start how hard you think they want it. Start so gently that it doesn't hurt at all. Intentionally undershoot. Then go harder and harder and harder. Asking along the way if that's how they want it, if they liked it, and if they can take more.
Giving relationship advice to straight couples is so easy. Not pegging him? Peg him. Already pegging him? Get a thicker strapon.
I would understand backwards or inside out. We've all been there. SIDEWAYS tho??? Legit impressive.
Kinda insulting when the girls I'm thirst following convince themselves they're hideous. Like are you saying that I have bad taste??? But maybe it's my fault. My shortcoming. It takes a village to convince a girl that she walks on water. I'll endeavor to be hornier and more praiseful.
The human brain didn't evolve with this much indoor plumbing. The human brain is unprepared for indoor plumbing. It's unhealthy to have indoor plumbing. You need to get back to nature. Go outside and pee on your pet tgirl. For your mental health.
Good girl!
You're stunning! It's beyond words or comprehension! A golden goddess of beauty is an understatement!
You're such a cutie!
*puts an evil woman in your cage for your enrichment*
*takes a normal well adjusted submissive sissy cock slut and brain washes her into thinking that she only exists to do office work*
If I still shot ropes then I'd be jizzing in so many things. I'd cum in your socks and make you wear them. I'd cum in your panties and make you wear them. I'd cum in your fleshlight and make you fuck it. Other things too. What else do you have? A PS2? I don't think that one would be a good idea.
I'm in turnstile prison (waiting at a metro station) next to an anime convention and I swear there are more femboys than I remember there being back when I used to go. 10/10!
Good morning to specifically the strange and dysfunctional cuties! I love you, weird gremlin women!
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If someone tells you to diet then drop large rocks on them from a great height. If they tell you to try intentionally yo yo dieting (weight cycling) then drop large rocks on them, pick the rocks back up, and drop the rocks back on them again and again.
Sometimes you've just gotta tell the hot girl she's hot even if you know you don't have a shot! P.S. you're hot!
The line at this bitch was multiple blocks long tho. It's such a big area and so full that ppl are facing away from the stage to watch it on a tv instead. They're performing to the Scooby-Doo theme song.
Shit is bonkers. I went to one of these free outdoor pride month drag shows when I first came out (like 12 years ago) and it was at a small park downtown. And half full. I was expecting the same. I checked out some tgirl d jay at the same park a few days ago and it was DEAD.
I'm drunk at the drag show over at the olympic stadium. Meet me here in the next hour to f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ fuck.
The trade offs can be worth it (I've gone off my anti androgen before and was even using t gel for a bit and it was fun at times), but they do exist. I'd still be taking it if they didn't lol
Absolutely! It's bonkers to me how often it's presented like putting it on a dick makes it only do dick stuff (somehow including sex drive stuff as though we LITERALLY think with our dicks). Which doesn't make any sense. Trans dudes who rub it on an arm don't just get one swol arm and nothing else
Cute!!!
It's so cool how many girls these days are getting nullified (the thing when they make you smooth like a barbie) or getting penile preserving vaginoplasty (the thing when they give you a hole without inverting your dick in the process)! The new generation yearns for a new version of All or Nothing!
You're a cutie!!!
There are new forms of cuckolding everywhere for those with the eyes to see (just realized this porno scene has a barely visible crew member sitting on the floor holding the legs of the table to keep it from shaking or sliding while people fuck on it).
Transgenderism was invented so that you could be the gay boy having gay sex while ALSO being the fujoshi woman fetishizing the gay sex.
I feel like as a MILF I should be sexualizing more pool boys. Do any effeminate boymoders wanna be my pool boy? I don't have a pool, but I guess I have a tub that you could clean. THIS WILL BE TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM THE MAID WORK (for which I am also currently looking to hire effeminate boymoders).
Chicks dig it when you go on hrt for a month just to try it, bro!
People often say this to me.
I got hotdogs and I got buns, but the buns are too big for the dogs, so I'm double dogging. Two dogs. One bun. Feels sexual. They're frotting in there.
Talking skittish boymoders into wearing dresses by assuring them that the slutty halloween maid uniform is meant for boys.
Sorry, but I can't cum unless my torrent client is active.
*SEES AN ADRENALINE PUMPING ADVERTISEMENT FOR A SICK NEW VIDEO GAME* I'm going to moderately enjoy playing a pirated copy of that ten years from now. That game is gonna help me kill time for like half a week when I'm in my forties and I'm gonna sincerely appreciate it for that.
Eating an animal's stomach seems bonkers. You're putting stomach in your stomach. What's next? Gonna put a penis in your penis? Well are you? Is that something you're into? I'm just asking. I've never tried docking, but I'm open to it! If you're uncut then I could just snuggle up in there with you!
Every movie/show that's made a tall actress pretend to be shorter than her short male costars has committed an atrocity!
Trying to be more inviting to cis boy followers (as they are the target market for the work that my online presence ostensibly exists to advertise): I enjoy the company of boys so much that I probably won't even start slipping estrogen into your drinks for a whole week.
Maybe the real traps were the legumes we thought were nuts along the way.
I'd go to town on some nuts rn
I love you!
Girl who's made a career out of being jacked off to and has also personally repeatedly jacked off to herself: Do people really jack off to me???
Based entirely on the meteorology + location naming convention: Weather Underground.
"I'm just a girl!" Massive Facials 2 was directed by a woman. Fetish Fanatic 4 was direct by a woman. Hot For Transsexuals 10 was directed by a woman. Don't limit yourself!
The second part (like your reply) doesn't really happen though. Also it's set in 1960s Britain.
Pretty much! (I watched it as research before doing minions porn and it was actually pretty good)
So true! That was the plot of the Minions movie!
