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BoringKate @boringkate.com

The problem with teens these days is that they aren't staying up late watching phone sex hotline infomercials with the tv's volume set to zero so that their parent's don't hear it.

aug 28, 2025, 9:23 pm • 65 4

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Jonathan @cheeetar.bsky.social

I had no idea this was a common thing other people did too as teens.

aug 28, 2025, 10:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tom ‘TheSizeL00ny’ @thesizel00ny.bsky.social

Yoooo I did that lmao & then rediscovered the SW’s doing my fetish later, phone sex stuff is a lost art form lol

aug 28, 2025, 9:40 pm • 3 0 • view
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BoringKate @boringkate.com

They're probably nutting to internet porn at convenient times of day and then getting a good night's sleep. Never learning how to disrupt their circadian rhythm!

aug 28, 2025, 9:23 pm • 30 0 • view
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Thatbloke @thatbloke85.bsky.social

Don't forget finding porn in a bush!

aug 28, 2025, 10:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sapphire @saphcal.bsky.social

right!?

aug 28, 2025, 10:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lynn Grant @lynngrant.bsky.social

I always liked the informercials that came on later in the evening than the phone sex hotline informercials, about how to make big money running phone sex hotlines. (And, of course, for a small fee, they would help you set it up.)

aug 28, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tobiasz Zaremba @tobiszzaremba.bsky.social

It was my first porn and my first ejaculation on the sheets.

aug 31, 2025, 11:40 am • 1 0 • view
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JayCee Jay @jayceez.bsky.social

The babestation liminal space

aug 28, 2025, 9:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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SAINT ZAIYA @saintzaiya.bsky.social

They’ll never wait for that one Bailey Jay thread to pop up at 2am and have to crank it before it got purged

aug 28, 2025, 9:27 pm • 3 0 • view