It's the entitlement of these thickos. Most of them look like theyre melting, I wouldnt want to shake their hand either
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It's the entitlement of these thickos. Most of them look like theyre melting, I wouldnt want to shake their hand either
Just seen a video of a Poundland Tommeh Rob-your-son type having a tantrum because a policeman wouldn't shake his hand Replies: 'yeAh, I bet hE tWerKs at CaRniVal tho' No one is obliged to shake anyone's hand, especially that mess These people are morbidly thick
Just checked on that FB post by an immigrant to join an anti immigration march Not a single like or reply. Shame
100%. Once all the 'wrong' ones are gone, what happens next?
I'm so embarrassed about this shit island at the moment, these bellowing mutants with no shame just slithering around
Someone I know is on FB trying to rally people for a March for England protest. He's an immigrant. But he's the 'right' kind, apparently I'm so bored of thickos
They're just a waste of space, a cheap meat covered embarrassment
Just seen that clip of the businessman in Nuneaton being racially abused whilst being interview. Why are they hiding the identities of the bellowing thickos doing this? This was in public. Shame the worthless pricks.
What with that Coldplay clown and the turd stealing the boy's hat at the tennis, loving how CEOs are slowly realising they are not immortal right now
Pest-le
I hope so, will run it over a few times when it arrives
Just ordered my son a Nokia 3210 and by jingo, I might have it myself. Beautiful tech
He reminds me of the useless, wimpy but rich kid at school, who was always sucking up to and seeking validation from the hard kids, but they just take his lunch money to buy tabs and still beat him up
That actually works
How come racists by and large are so fucking ugly? What came first?
But I looked cool, like sone sort of tech bro
Ah.... that's a shame
Waaaaahhhh!
Paha!
Oh I'm getting a kicking My first cigar in 10 years and they're not forgiving
My kids are giving me a hard time because I had a celebratory cigar with some friends
I'm only going by what's written on the toilet walls boyo!
I'm feeling generous old son And havent seen you for months, you might truly be hench
Same here, fixed my shoulder, recently fixed a knee complaint and never had any more issues
Brand new customers only
First one's free
After getting home at 1am from the uni reunion, I'm now off to a BBQ with a crate of Guinness and some freshly made biltong The one time I am grateful to be unemployed as Monday can suck my plums
Which is exactly what I ended up doing, and wish I did that first rather than suffering a few weeks of horrific pain
Prices though Pricks
I went to a chiropractor once for a shoulder problem They made it ten times worse and I had to go to hospital
It's the smug arrogance of these prices that gets me. 'Hey, I know far better than decades of research by top scientists because I googled something once and shove healing crystals up my south mouth'
I saw a tiktok the other day of a homeopathic healer 'in her expertise' basically saying that cancer is a good thing for the body, and fighting the cancer is bad. People like that should be drowned
Im at the uni reunion with a small gang of mates. We lived in halls together. Im only 3 pints in, and have laughed so much I nearly spewed just now
What a cracking bunch of lads! Hell of a band to get as well We played a summer ball once with Razorlight on the bill. Bunch of cunts, apparently. Refused to meet the other bands
Absolutely one of my favourite songs to play at gigs, especially weddings
I did half a bottle of whisky after seeing that
Soft and Quiet - its the build up to the problem, and then the relentless cruelty and bullying. Its horrible to watch
Speak No Evil - slow burn and full of micro aggression before a brutal finale, that you know was so easily avoidable
This is a brilliant question, and I'm gonna do a few The Coffee Table - the 'event' happens near the beginning, and it is horrific, and the whole film is around trying to hide it
Mick was utterly terrifying
I watched that last weekend on the big screen for the 4k restoration I was sweating at the end of it
That film was so brutal but my god i loved it
Going to my old uni later today to celebrate its 175th 'birthday'. They'd better still have student union prices in the bar or peoole will start disappearing
Luckily I had a supply of them
Pahaha! Like that
I don't think it's bullying at all, but you should be allowed to punch anyone who does this is the face with impunity
Sod the fact that Trumpy-babes might be Saturday Night not-a-Live, I've made a massive logistical error and I have NO BACON
It's too soon, which is depressing
The 'gits' comment was general by the way, as in we used to do it to each other at school, nothing to do with you
I'm watching Smile 2 and rather enjoying it #horrorsky
Tens of women have said that to me
Paha, excellent! Its odd, my dad was born late 40s, and he had a youthful energy to him, but a bizarre, stern 'old fart' side. My grandparents and aunts/uncles all seemed so old, but they had nothing from childhood on their lives at all, barring one 'party' aunt
Hah, the ZX spectrum, I loved that, and still play it. That sounds ace what you described there, and it makes such a difference clearly
Rite of passage, and a perfect self defense technique against gits
'Thanks mate, kids crying now'
I live down a cul de sac and all the kids play out together I just taught them the art of the Chinese Burn and that is my contribution to Geneation Alpha as they are all doing it to each other
I can't fid the original of this big lad leaning out of his van with his incredibly rouge visage
Oh mate!!!!! Stuff like that gets spoken about in band meets many years later
A friend of mine got the nickname The Tamperer as she loved to go back to her ex after a night out for a fiddle
For us, it's also the event. We do a lot of weddings, we've been asked for Radiohead, Disturbed, Joy Division etc. We're like, pal, it's your do, but will your nan really get up and dance to these?
Paha!!!! We've had similar, five white guys from London, being asked if we do Miss Dynamite, Tupac or Nikki Minaj
Usher fingering himself there #totp
Some requests... just too much to take
Being asked to play this fucking Mavericks song at a private gig was a low point of my band career #totp
Well....
I think it was All Saints who unlocked a new 'women in cowboy hats' kink for me #totp
I heard a brilliant take on a podcast about why our generation remembers our parents/grandparents as always being 'old' They had no way to refer back to anything from childhood - books, music, toys etc, whereas we have everything we had at the touch of a button to relive it whenever we want
Fair play, keeping it on brand
Maybe they're so angry as they're just permanently confused about how to exist
Cheers. I feel healthier already
The worst part is, none of these mutants will feel any shame at any point
Needed to get my steps up today, so I've walked to the pub
She was on it a few years ago, and was horrific. Like proper spoilt princess Tried to order for him, so she could have it Tried to steal from his plate Kept saying 'I always get what i want' Boasted about her designer clothes Took a phone call at the table Left without telling him, or paying
I caught a bit of First Dates last night, and was randomly reminded of Jade, who was the worst person in the world
Someone has to police respect, may as well be the permanently confused and angry
Wondering if come November, alongside 'Where's yooor poppy!' we'll get 'how may roundabouts did you paint then!'
Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts
Glue. Lots of glue
I got something like this the other day, an aggressive response to something that I had to read 15 times and still had no idea what they were on about
Stolen, but made me laugh
Bloody hell, what the dickens is he up to!
Brilliant shout
But.... bacon bits!!!!
My god, I'm currently a fat bastard after that #saladcart
Paha! Think hard!
1. Cider 2. Horror 3. Tits
Outstanding!!!!
Jacob Rees-Mogg, peeking over a wall Imagine being peeped at by this haunted pencil You'd take a slingshot to the pin-headed cockrag
Absolutely lost it at 'melting child fucker' Amazing
Brutal little film that, really enjoyed it
Him: 'Yeah, but when can you say you REALLY tasted water, I mean, REALLY tasted it, like take this bottle of Mug's Oarafise, I can tell you now-' Me:
You can just tell that within a minute of meeting someone like at a party you'd be calling an Uber and starting a fire in a small room
Lionel would relish a free salad cart
As if this day couldn't get any better, we're going to a Harvester for dinner
Absolutely terrible. Not even.hiding their bias
Thanks pal. Yeah, I was surprised myself. We get on well anyway, but it just shows that actually talking and listening works so much better