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Brian Box Brown

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Cartoonist, New York Times Best Seller, Eisner Winner, illustrator #cannabis activist http://linktr.ee/BrianboxBrown

created April 29, 2023

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the first reply to this on Instagram was someone just GOING OFF about hoe much he hates Pennsylvania

2/9/2025, 1:40:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this dude is Cracked like Cracked magazine

2/9/2025, 1:25:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NEW Legalization Nation Multi-state corporation JUSHI is trying to sue local hemp businesses out of existence.

Legalization Nation 255
2/9/2025, 1:03:40 PM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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charge him with attempted murder

2/9/2025, 10:02:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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don't thank me. Thank The Enquirer.

2/9/2025, 12:48:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and it worked so you're welcome.

2/9/2025, 12:42:59 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when I was maybe 9 or 10 I read an article in The Enquirer about a psychic who was predicting a nuclear war and the psychic said everyone should pray for peace. So I prayed for peace every single night and every single time I ever said a prayer for like 14 years.

2/9/2025, 12:42:11 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he sounds like Kevin Nash. Shut your eyes that's Kevin Nash

2/9/2025, 12:39:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is this what having undue confidence is like?

2/9/2025, 12:38:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Robocop Action Figures

2/9/2025, 12:31:47 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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use these guys all the time!

1/9/2025, 10:37:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is Curtis Sliwa supposed to be French or what?

1/9/2025, 10:36:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i like when things are so quiet you can hear the seltzer bubbles popping

1/9/2025, 8:51:42 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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still kind of amped from the Labor of Love show. Ring announcing is such a thrill. It feels good to be part of the show.

1/9/2025, 2:37:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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DO NOT DO BOTH YOURE THE TEACHER

1/9/2025, 2:30:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you shouldn't be teaching if you're teaching students anything other than Ai art is built on theft and only fascists use and it looks like shit.

1/9/2025, 1:01:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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let me be blunt *hits blunt*

1/9/2025, 3:21:46 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my hair is so white now

1/9/2025, 1:38:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I truly thought he chopped off some of Matt Mako's chest

1/9/2025, 1:36:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beast Mortos chops sound like a fucking gunshot

1/9/2025, 1:33:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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turn this man into dust

31/8/2025, 8:43:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i hate when people interrupt me when im dissociating

31/8/2025, 8:42:03 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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because of “death”

31/8/2025, 3:51:38 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PHILLLLLY!!! ARE YOU READY??

philly elmo fire over poster for Labor Of Love Witness at National Mechanics
31/8/2025, 3:43:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also my Aunt Mary played the lottery every day and chose her numbers by looking at Dennis the Menace comics until she saw numbers in Ketchum's drawings.

31/8/2025, 3:18:17 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also my Aunt Mary played the lottery every day and chose her numbers by looking at Dennis the Menace comics until she saw numbers in Ketchum's drawings.

31/8/2025, 3:18:17 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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people could put the evil eye on you

31/8/2025, 3:17:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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very funny how much my Italian grandma feared The Evil Eye

31/8/2025, 3:17:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmao Ryu and Ken were cheap fighters Guile too sometimes

31/8/2025, 3:16:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the main event of the Labor of Love wrestling event tonight at National Mechanics is sponsored by Planned Parenthood

31/8/2025, 1:32:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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for this dude we said: First Name: Super Middle Name: Macho Last Name: Man

Super Macho Man
31/8/2025, 1:12:47 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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when I was a kid we called this guy "Piss a Ton on a Honda"

Piston Honda
31/8/2025, 1:11:12 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nah he says actually all the time

31/8/2025, 1:08:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no dad to the untrained eye it seems like I'm doing the pee pee dance.

31/8/2025, 1:06:27 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my 4 year old son told me today he wasn't doing the pee pee dance. He was doing the waiting for Minecraft to finish downloading dance and they look similar.

31/8/2025, 1:05:27 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Broke a number of controllers playing this game.

31/8/2025, 12:55:25 AM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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i’ve won the Nobel Peach Prize (a peach)

30/8/2025, 7:23:12 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Final Fantasy 3 (also a remake of NES game) was $17

30/8/2025, 6:31:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want the Dragon Quest 3 HD2D game but $60 for a NES game in 2025 is a bit steep.

30/8/2025, 6:30:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jaleel White (Urkel) almost played “Rudy” on the Cosby Show

30/8/2025, 6:19:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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trump lookalike seen golfing

30/8/2025, 5:44:37 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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pizza places should have to by law sell slices

30/8/2025, 5:20:04 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I gotta go to two comic shops this morning

30/8/2025, 3:55:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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alright it happens this week I'll go to @smallpressexpo.bsky.social bc the energy in DC is probably gonna crazy

30/8/2025, 3:55:21 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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love this note the booker left for me on the call sheet because i do be forgetting

remember: youre the man
30/8/2025, 3:16:45 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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caught and compromised to a permanent end

30/8/2025, 3:10:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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now im hoping The Event happens during tomorrow’s wrestling show so i get to announce it to the crowd

30/8/2025, 2:04:51 PM | 31 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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no!

30/8/2025, 1:03:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how is 20th century fox not takiing out Ai shit like this. makes zero sense

30/8/2025, 12:37:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You couldn't make Eadweard Muybridge's The Horse in Motion today bc of woke

Eadweard Muybridge's The Horse in Motion
30/8/2025, 12:36:19 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You definitely couldn't mak Roundhay Garden Scene today. People are too adversarial.

Roundhay Garden Scene 1888 by Lous Le Prince
30/8/2025, 12:32:19 PM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next week's Legalization Nation is now up on Patreon for subscribers at all levels www.patreon.com/posts/137578...

hemp MMA guy punching out JUSHI MMA guy
28/8/2025, 7:46:57 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Keenan Thompson: This began a lifelong battle with body dysmorphia

29/8/2025, 10:54:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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they should do modern documentary on Heavyweights the same way they did one in Biggest Loser

29/8/2025, 10:52:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hwavyweights is sort of a prequel to Mighty Ducks

29/8/2025, 10:50:53 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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VPN's be funding podcasts

29/8/2025, 6:41:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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when does the Sandwich Guy Podcast start

29/8/2025, 6:05:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what a cunt

29/8/2025, 5:16:06 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this observation is extremely my generation coded

29/8/2025, 4:16:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the 4 movies i own in my itunes account are the new 4 VHS tapes I had at my grandma's house.

29/8/2025, 4:16:30 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is this guy not aware that this site's biggest competitor is dropping dead and all those people need a place to go?

29/8/2025, 3:20:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SUNDAY www.tickettailor.com/events/labor...

WITNESS SUNDAY AUGUST 31 2025 5PM NATIONAL MECHANICS LABOR OF LOVE PROWRESTLING
29/8/2025, 2:57:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that would have been a hell of a season 5

29/8/2025, 2:55:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it's weird bc both Carmella and Tony go on separate ocassions

29/8/2025, 2:29:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh shit ur right. he must wear them all the time now.

29/8/2025, 2:26:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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biggest mystery in the Sopranos is why Tony and Carmella were SO AGAINST Meadow going to Europe.

29/8/2025, 2:26:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is this just a a fancy word for a joke

29/8/2025, 2:21:55 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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all i see here is Roman Reigns teeth

29/8/2025, 2:17:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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kickstarter starts soon book comes out next fall

29/8/2025, 1:05:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no but we talked about Charles Burns a little

29/8/2025, 1:04:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'll try not to get injured or anything

29/8/2025, 1:02:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'll see myself out

29/8/2025, 12:59:58 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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free name for a business that alters suits and other clothing quickly: Tailor Swift

29/8/2025, 12:59:49 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes i've gotten to interview him a number of times now

29/8/2025, 12:57:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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every single thoroughbred racehorse's lineage can be traced to one of three horses. This is just like weed. so similar.

29/8/2025, 12:42:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.billboard.com/culture/even...

29/8/2025, 12:32:10 AM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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accepting payment for my next freelance gig in the form of a Switch 2. I know what youre thinking i could just use money to buy myself a Switch 2. but no no i could never do something like that

28/8/2025, 9:18:57 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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real action would require things they're unwilling to do

28/8/2025, 8:45:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next week's Legalization Nation is now up on Patreon for subscribers at all levels www.patreon.com/posts/137578...

hemp MMA guy punching out JUSHI MMA guy
28/8/2025, 7:46:57 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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can u take me to the store and then the bank?

28/8/2025, 7:21:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol just hooked my exterminator up with some edibles. He deserves it.

28/8/2025, 3:33:51 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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these movies are like a different genre. like horror movies with (not much) blood

28/8/2025, 3:16:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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was this really a secret?

28/8/2025, 2:15:30 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine your weed is so fucking bad you have to sue HEMP BUSINESSES out of existence to get sales.

28/8/2025, 1:45:31 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine your weed is so fucking bad you have to sue HEMP BUSINESSES out of existence to get sales.

28/8/2025, 1:45:31 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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extremely shameful shit. Philly Inquirer should be fucking ashamed of this bullshit

28/8/2025, 1:43:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Philly Inquirer writes a stigma-laden story about legal hemp and then huge legal cannabis corporation uses the story to sue local businesses, who are following federal law, out of existence. Congrats on that Philly Inquirer.

28/8/2025, 1:42:03 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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its funny how Elon Musk made himself the center of the news for a minute and got absolutely humiliated and now he’s what? did he die?

28/8/2025, 11:45:22 AM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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checking in on twittwr

28/8/2025, 11:42:59 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this how im gonna promote my books from now on

Fact, every single one of my books has gotten number one every single one
28/8/2025, 11:21:07 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i remember when they invented Polly-O string cheese

27/8/2025, 11:04:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone Now tell me, what ya gonna do

27/8/2025, 8:31:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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wait but he read Abundance tho

27/8/2025, 6:11:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sounds like a pretty freaking easy job

27/8/2025, 3:36:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you see something throw something (a sandwich)

27/8/2025, 1:31:20 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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hot dogs

27/8/2025, 1:31:05 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol i just see the vests!

27/8/2025, 1:30:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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this should be the job of ALL POLICE

27/8/2025, 12:44:32 PM | 101 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah agree

27/8/2025, 12:40:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“SCHEDULE III DRUGS ARE SOLD IN PHARMACIES!!” schedule I drugs arent sold anywhere! its weed!

27/8/2025, 12:12:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view