the haters and losers will say it's foolish to indulge in wild speculation but you can't deny it's extremely funny that they have to write headlines like this
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is he dead? of course not, we aren't that lucky. is it fun to imagine something beautiful? yes, obviously. but more than that, he's notoriously thin skinned and hopefully this will push him to prove his health & vitality in a way that is very damaging to his 80 year old heart.
aug 30, 2025, 5:18 pm • 1,428 137 • view
🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
aug 30, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view
he woke up at his own wake and everyone was laughing
aug 30, 2025, 5:21 pm • 194 10 • view
Can i ask a question? Why?
aug 31, 2025, 11:30 am • 1 0 • view
if they bury him anywhere public I WILL travel internationally just to smear shit on his grave stone.
aug 31, 2025, 8:33 am • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂
aug 30, 2025, 5:39 pm • 18 0 • view
And he is quiet for that long for a reason. Hopefully he is depressed
aug 30, 2025, 5:54 pm • 2 0 • view
I hope the word reaches him how much were all looking forward to his death
aug 30, 2025, 6:34 pm • 4 0 • view
Him being woke at a wake is the deepest irony I am capable of experiencing through written words.
aug 30, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
When is the obligatory "Barron was so scared, he actually believed it"? Like Kathy Griffin holding the funny fake head. That dummy has proven pliable enough to hypothetically be convinced that he could go highlander and become the most powerful surviving family member.
aug 31, 2025, 7:42 am • 0 0 • view
I've not checked if it happened but assuming it did i'm willing to bet that the market going UP when he was rumoured to be dead as opposed to down for ANY predecessor would be a slap in his fragile ego all the bootlicker cabinet sessions would never erase.
aug 30, 2025, 6:14 pm • 3 0 • view
How was JD Vance feeling, because you know he saw at least some of this.
aug 30, 2025, 5:21 pm • 8 0 • view
And a full 1/5th of it was everyone accusing him of being the cause. 😆
aug 30, 2025, 6:00 pm • 2 0 • view
wonder if they'll try and keep all this away from him
aug 30, 2025, 5:19 pm • 5 0 • view
Prove us wrong buddy crank up that treadmill
aug 30, 2025, 6:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Also JD Vance is somewhere pouting today and I have schadenfreude about it.
aug 30, 2025, 6:02 pm • 15 1 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Someone needs to challenge him to the presidential fitness test
aug 30, 2025, 5:21 pm • 57 1 • view
i wanna see this man reach for his own toes
aug 30, 2025, 5:22 pm • 47 0 • view
I want to see him run a 7 minute mile
aug 30, 2025, 5:22 pm • 24 0 • view
i want to see him read aloud the success criteria for the presidential fitness test without collapsing
aug 30, 2025, 5:47 pm • 13 1 • view
I wanna watch him struggle and fail to do a flexed arm hang after a 10 year old girl who does gymnastics easily does 25 pull-ups. Also, he has to wait for the entire 5th grade class to go ahead of him, it’s only fair.
aug 30, 2025, 5:52 pm • 5 0 • view
I couldn't run a seven minute mile in high school cross country .......however I brought my time down from a 20 minute mile to 10
aug 30, 2025, 5:55 pm • 1 0 • view
There's no way this is correct. A 20 minute mile is 3 mph, which is approximately the speed that a protest march goes (which moves slower than a normal 5 mph walk speed). Are you sure it was just one mile you were doing?
aug 30, 2025, 6:04 pm • 3 0 • view
I was dead last in all of my early cross country races... like it was bad
aug 30, 2025, 6:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Components of the Test: 1-mile run: Measures cardiovascular endurance. Sit-ups: Assesses abdominal strength. Push-ups or pull-ups: Tests upper body strength. Shuttle run: Evaluates agility and speed. V-sit and reach: Measures flexibility.
aug 30, 2025, 5:48 pm • 1 0 • view
I want to see him ski and hit the tree harder than Sonny Bono did.
aug 30, 2025, 6:55 pm • 1 0 • view
I want to see him downhill…ski
aug 30, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 5:33 pm • 7 5 • view
Trump is brain dead. Empathy dead. Morally dead. It’s just a matter of time before his rotting hulk gives up.
aug 30, 2025, 11:13 pm • 6 0 • view
It's just one head of the hydra, but I can't wait to watch them all fall
aug 30, 2025, 11:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Non-zero chance Trump really is on death's door and he's so thin skinned and narcissistic he's forced his doctor/pill man to shoot him up full of steroids and B-12 so he can prove us all wrong. I always knew the fucker would kick in on a golf course and he now seems determined to.
aug 30, 2025, 5:45 pm • 6 0 • view
"can an 80 year old on the edge of death do THIS?" he screams while juggling chainsaws and standing on a ladder!
aug 30, 2025, 5:24 pm • 40 2 • view
It wouldn't even take that. Just a braggadocious jog across a putting green might get him.
aug 31, 2025, 3:06 pm • 1 0 • view
There aren't enough handlers on earth to prevent him seeing how many people were excited about the prospect of him kicking off last night and I think that's the best part.
aug 30, 2025, 6:07 pm • 1 0 • view
And it’s a nice reminder that he’s a 79-year-old man in poor health, eventually he IS going to die, and we’ll probably all be alive to celebrate that day 🙏
aug 30, 2025, 6:43 pm • 4 0 • view
Champagne is on ice for that special day.
aug 30, 2025, 7:10 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:49 pm • 2 0 • view
exactly nothing cuts deeper to him than people laughing at his weakness. If this spirals into him desperately trying to show off his strength then the joke just keeps writing itself.
aug 30, 2025, 6:11 pm • 4 0 • view
I mean we could all be weird guys and say the blurry image is inconclusive but it sure seems like someone else's nose. Also he wears his hat weird and the Trump logo was put there to help us see what they want us to see. Maga flipped the table, only fair to turn it a little.
aug 30, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
It wouldn't be the first time they hired an impersonator, they used to use one for Melanoma all the time...
aug 30, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
I hope he's not dead. Because that would mean President Vance.
aug 30, 2025, 5:28 pm • 3 0 • view
And that means the world's couches, sofas, and chairs are not safe!
aug 30, 2025, 6:02 pm • 1 0 • view
his ghoul doctors will keep this lich alive for another 5-10 years.
aug 31, 2025, 8:28 am • 1 0 • view
Get Biden on the phone about that push-up competition he wanted
aug 30, 2025, 5:39 pm • 0 0 • view
And he IS going to go cheat at golf.
aug 30, 2025, 5:21 pm • 5 0 • view
He does look like he’s wearing an Eggar suit
aug 30, 2025, 5:43 pm • 3 0 • view
This makes me feel better about getting caught up in the maybe lol. A girl can dream
aug 30, 2025, 8:14 pm • 1 0 • view
I hope some day the children of the US grow up listening to a band called the Dead Trumps
aug 30, 2025, 9:19 pm • 3 0 • view
Mr. President Kamala Harris says there is no way you are healthy enough to deadlift four plates
aug 30, 2025, 5:39 pm • 1 0 • view
I think they protect him from finding this stuff out. I'll bet he hasn't seen the latest season of South Park, he'd lose his shit.
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Perhaps dead inside.
aug 30, 2025, 6:12 pm • 4 0 • view
Dead, cold and rotten inside
aug 30, 2025, 6:15 pm • 3 0 • view
No doubt about that...
aug 30, 2025, 7:41 pm • 0 0 • view
I like to think that Henry knew the entire world would celebrate his death, because that knowledge would be the closest think to justice he saw. I like to think Donnie knows as well.
aug 30, 2025, 9:02 pm • 2 0 • view
And he is definitely going to take it out on JD, so winning all around
aug 30, 2025, 6:04 pm • 2 0 • view
Any stress we can inflict in him is all to the good.
aug 30, 2025, 9:57 pm • 2 0 • view
Hang on, I think you're cooking.
aug 31, 2025, 7:39 am • 0 0 • view
His death will be the most celebrated around the world in history.
aug 30, 2025, 7:11 pm • 1 0 • view
To prove his vitality he should a game of one-on-one basketball against Obama
aug 30, 2025, 6:25 pm • 2 0 • view
As an extra stressor, everywhere he goes, people should make toast!
aug 30, 2025, 6:42 pm • 1 0 • view
I also wonder if an online editor saw the search term spiking on Google Trends and figured they should capitalize on the SEO
aug 30, 2025, 5:22 pm • 41 0 • view
Makes you think about what else we could get to spike on Google Trends
aug 30, 2025, 6:23 pm • 7 0 • view
I think constantly checking Truth Social to the point it starts timing out, thereby denying him access to his favorite vice, probably helps too...
aug 30, 2025, 5:20 pm • 25 0 • view
Given the level of talent trump is able to attract, TS would probably crash if nine people refresh the page at the same time.
aug 30, 2025, 6:05 pm • 4 0 • view
Exactly.
aug 30, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
The Journal, Ireland 🤣
aug 30, 2025, 5:21 pm • 15 1 • view
Baseless rumors?! He's been provably dead inside for decades.
aug 30, 2025, 6:04 pm • 7 0 • view
I wonder if Current 93 will write a song about it. Trumporor is dead! DEAD!!
aug 30, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 6:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Hmm
aug 30, 2025, 8:53 pm • 0 0 • view
The odds he is on death's door are definitely non-zero and it might be enough to push him over the edge.
aug 30, 2025, 6:02 pm • 3 0 • view
Can we just pretend it's a body double or cyborg; or whatever they said about biden?
aug 30, 2025, 5:33 pm • 1 0 • view
2 days ago I posted an article from @snopes.com about a #TikTok video where a guy´d pretended that #DumpTrump has only 6-8 more months to live due to heart failure and kidney disease, it was a hoax, it was #FakeNews.
aug 30, 2025, 9:42 pm • 0 0 • view
"Seen leaving for golf” says it all. Wild speculation is what the haters& losers in Maga love the most. It feeds into their love of conspiracies.
aug 30, 2025, 7:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Well one can only hope he sees the comments from people looking forward to his death.
aug 30, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
I also think that it’s functional in that it neutralizes his power a little too. The more that people push back and make jokes, the more farcical the whole thing seems and that is fighting the fascism in a way.
aug 30, 2025, 7:35 pm • 7 1 • view
Thinking today, for no particular reason, of that episode of Mythbusters where they wore realistic latex masks of each other's faces, and found that it fooled their closest coworkers as long as they stood far enough away and didn't speak
aug 30, 2025, 5:39 pm • 40 1 • view
Lucky for us he can’t keep his mouth shut
aug 30, 2025, 6:13 pm • 8 0 • view
Wouldn’t it be delightful if he insists on a camera interview and he winds up getting the same reaction Biden got last July?
aug 30, 2025, 7:39 pm • 3 0 • view
well everyone is going to be saying it until he dies so they are the first one to post it
aug 30, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
need to make a polymarket to bet on which site has the user that posts the first post that trump is dead after he has died
aug 30, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
using polymarket as in "a bet on real world event that would kill a conservative woman in the year 2000"
aug 30, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
i tried to justify using anything after 2001 but like if american liberal is the standard they were ready to kill everyone in the middle east
aug 30, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
i’m going to be real curious what kind of word salad happens at his next press conference bc SOMETHING was going on
aug 30, 2025, 5:27 pm • 9 0 • view
How many of us cross our fingers each day before opening the News?
aug 30, 2025, 7:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Shove him in an MRI machine to prove that it is him and not somebody in a special effects suit.
aug 30, 2025, 7:59 pm • 1 0 • view
That's the rumour I'm gonna help spread. That, or it's an imposter, like the guy who was in the South Park promo.
aug 30, 2025, 9:16 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:46 pm • 11 1 • view
Indeed, it would be irresponsible NOT to speculate.
aug 30, 2025, 9:29 pm • 2 0 • view
Shit!
aug 30, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
One sweet day it will be true
aug 30, 2025, 6:03 pm • 0 0 • view
The political left has immersed itself in a culture of death. That’s who they are. It’s what they aspire to be.
aug 30, 2025, 7:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Breaking: The most hated man in America is in fact still alive
aug 30, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
The entire Regime is packed from top to bottom with pathological liars. How can we believe anything?
aug 30, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
If we can keep the haters and losers occupied with ruses like this one, that's less time they can put towards kidnapping random workers just because they have a tan.
aug 30, 2025, 9:15 pm • 1 0 • view
It's like playing the lottery and dreaming of what you're gonna do with the winnings. 🤣🤣🤣
aug 30, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
This sequel to Weekend and Bernie’s sucks
aug 30, 2025, 5:52 pm • 6 0 • view
Walking on his own or Weekend at Bernie's style
aug 30, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
lol, Forbes.
aug 30, 2025, 5:19 pm • 3 0 • view
Tears in his eyes
aug 31, 2025, 3:27 pm • 0 0 • view
They also say this as if the OPPOSITE idea: "Trump has just been being a lazy fuck for days on and end and not taking calls or making appearances on public" isn't really any better of a look for him...
aug 30, 2025, 7:17 pm • 6 1 • view
You'd think that his numbers would be tanking with how many people are HIGHLY eager for him to keel over at his third daily Double Cheeseburger.
aug 30, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Could have been a double. Keep hope alive!
aug 30, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Except shoddy photos from one source isn't sufficient proof.
aug 30, 2025, 10:41 pm • 2 0 • view
Well worth seriously raising questions about his physical and mental health though, and the press needs to focus on those.
aug 30, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 11:27 pm • 5 2 • view
God no it's radioactive ☢️
aug 30, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Can’t wait for the inevitable “body double Trump” conspiracy to catch on within his own base.
aug 30, 2025, 11:36 pm • 1 0 • view
They'll keep that old bastard alive for quite a while yet. But it is fun to wish.
aug 30, 2025, 6:24 pm • 0 0 • view
That was old footage, still no new footage of him.
aug 31, 2025, 7:22 am • 0 0 • view
we can but hope.
aug 30, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view
and such a bummer to wake up to this morning
aug 30, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/af68...
aug 30, 2025, 6:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Shouldn’t it have said: “prayers unanswered”?
aug 30, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:50 pm • 1 1 • view
it's so good to (joyously) speculate bc it reminds him he's not wanted
aug 30, 2025, 5:17 pm • 26 1 • view
Is this the "we got them to put Morbius back in theaters" of politics?
aug 30, 2025, 5:42 pm • 3 1 • view
I'm not sure being dead would stop him from playing golf.
aug 30, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
And one day the rumors will be true.
aug 30, 2025, 6:41 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 4:53 am • 1 0 • view
🤣😂 It's hilarious
aug 30, 2025, 6:06 pm • 2 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/af68...
aug 30, 2025, 6:40 pm • 3 0 • view
Was it really just "rumors" or was it people trying to manifest and wiccans casting spells?
aug 30, 2025, 6:52 pm • 1 0 • view
'Is Trump Dead?' Rumors Debunked After Trump Seen Moseyin' Around On The Lawn
aug 30, 2025, 5:42 pm • 5 0 • view
When he finally pops his clogs in honour of his hero Adolf bury him in a bunker . A golf bunker. So you can repeatedly whack his dead corpse while trying to get your ball out.
aug 30, 2025, 8:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Idk, I'm not convinced. Standing, walking, and golfing are all things a cleverly manipulated corpse could do, as evidenced in the classic film "weekend at Bernie's" I'm pretty sure i don't know I never watched more than previews. Also he could be legally brain dead but his body hasn't caught on yet.
aug 30, 2025, 6:49 pm • 6 0 • view
He could also be a zombie, a cleverly trained ape, or have been replaced by a mouse in a lookalike mech suit hatching a scheme to take over the world.
aug 30, 2025, 6:51 pm • 4 1 • view
It was a great night on Bluesky though. I laughed my ass off at the comment threads.
aug 30, 2025, 9:11 pm • 3 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂
aug 30, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
this is funny as fuck
aug 30, 2025, 8:03 pm • 0 0 • view
He got a mulligan
aug 31, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
You know, we could probably accomplish a lot if we just acted like he was already dead
aug 30, 2025, 8:54 pm • 2 0 • view
I consider this a victory for morale
aug 30, 2025, 5:34 pm • 30 0 • view
I mean, are we sure it isn't a Weekend at Bernie's situation?
aug 30, 2025, 7:17 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Especially since all 4 years of Biden were filled with conspiracies that hes either a body double, clone, or hologram.
aug 30, 2025, 5:22 pm • 3 0 • view
Conspiracy theories*
aug 30, 2025, 5:23 pm • 0 0 • view
I google it several times a day
aug 30, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
fake news rip
aug 30, 2025, 7:02 pm • 0 0 • view
The super healthy president is also not dead. That's some coverage whiplash...
aug 30, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
He's certainly dead inside
aug 30, 2025, 5:26 pm • 3 0 • view
No proof. They put out a 2 year old video to prove he was alive.
aug 30, 2025, 7:01 pm • 3 0 • view
Weekend at Bernie's moment? Maybe?
aug 30, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
I'd like to think that he's seen how much hope his imminent demise has given so many, and that it makes him feel sad inside.
aug 30, 2025, 5:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes but he’s staying closer to home! Is it to save the taxpayers money? Nah that would be have taken some thought and we know he’s not capable of that!
aug 30, 2025, 6:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Also notice how they added the question in the title for maximum SEO.
aug 31, 2025, 1:12 am • 1 0 • view
The problem with him dying is that the far more spry ghouls like Stephen Miller will take over. And if you think we’re already heading quickly towards extermination camps, that’s nothing compared to what Moller will do without the geriatric holding him back Gotta Operation Valkyrie these bastards
aug 30, 2025, 8:35 pm • 0 0 • view
he already has. better to make him face the spotlight in that case. And Pants.
aug 31, 2025, 8:38 am • 1 0 • view
If he was fit and well, he would be all over social media right now.
aug 31, 2025, 12:50 am • 0 0 • view
lol I just realized Trump is cooked as a dictator because there's no way you can get a convincing body double for him
aug 30, 2025, 5:18 pm • 88 0 • view
Special effects and makeup artists and craft workers for movies can duplicate the appearance of any human body.
aug 30, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe the Mypillow guy in a wig...
aug 30, 2025, 5:39 pm • 22 0 • view
Or just 3 actual MyPillows in a trenchcoat and Trump mask. 🤷
aug 30, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
he won't ever shave off that stache though, so that's also a bust
aug 30, 2025, 6:44 pm • 3 0 • view
He has before. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRdG...
aug 30, 2025, 6:46 pm • 4 0 • view
He can cover it up like Cesar Romero when he was the Joker
aug 30, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah you can. Any obese elderly pale person in the tacky attire, and a sufficiently concealing piece of headgear can look like him if the img is blurry enough.
aug 30, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
You can't just have blurry images, that's not the point of a body double The issue is that Trump is tall, and is actually a big guy, and they're inherently hard to find body doubles for, especially at his age
aug 30, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
A moldy rotting jack o lantern covered with straw gets you most of the way there.
aug 30, 2025, 5:53 pm • 4 0 • view
it's hard to build something to his proportions that doesn't immediately tip over
aug 30, 2025, 5:55 pm • 2 0 • view
the south park guys might have given them too many bright ideas
aug 30, 2025, 7:34 pm • 1 0 • view
My friends already figured that one out. Boris Johnson.
aug 30, 2025, 5:50 pm • 7 0 • view
It’s crazy on how many people around the world want to hear that he is dead I know that I am one of millions
aug 30, 2025, 9:00 pm • 3 0 • view
phew.. that’s a relief. I was worried he wouldn’t be able to play golf today. again.
aug 30, 2025, 5:55 pm • 2 0 • view
Desperate People will always say Desperate Thing’s.
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 0 0 • view
So silly for us to think an 80 year old man with known health conditions and trying to cover up bruising on his hands would just suddenly die🙄 silly us.
aug 30, 2025, 6:04 pm • 3 0 • view
But the headline is on Forbes, which is a PR spin machine outlet at this point, isn’t it?
aug 30, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Cheated death another day just to go cheat at golf.
aug 30, 2025, 8:09 pm • 1 0 • view
I don't actually think they'd weekend at Bernie's him, but I do love that he's going to read all these headlines and know he's fooling no one about his health.
aug 30, 2025, 5:40 pm • 30 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:08 pm • 2 0 • view
lol, you said “read”
aug 30, 2025, 6:07 pm • 14 0 • view
Fair point. I doubt he reads the articles, but he definitely reads the headlines.
aug 30, 2025, 6:18 pm • 6 0 • view
he certainly saw it on social media somewhere. or, someone who has it in for Vance told him about the USA Today article (hush, I'm manifesting)
aug 31, 2025, 8:33 am • 2 0 • view
Maybe it's a ghost, going to a haunted golf course.
aug 31, 2025, 12:05 am • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 8:57 pm • 7 0 • view
It doesn’t appear it will be much longer, though. He isn’t looking healthy at all anymore.
aug 30, 2025, 6:48 pm • 1 0 • view
What a shame 😳🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
aug 30, 2025, 6:34 pm • 1 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/af68...
aug 30, 2025, 6:40 pm • 1 0 • view
hope is a powerful elixir.
aug 30, 2025, 6:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Leaving for the GOLF of America? Oh, sorry. Golf. Does he have any, you know, doubles? 🤔 Like Melanie had? Yeah, probably not. Too gross. Who'd want the job? 🤷🏼♀️
aug 30, 2025, 8:39 pm • 0 0 • view
I've seen the pictures but given how he looked, I'm still not sure.
aug 30, 2025, 7:44 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:20 pm • 0 0 • view
They obviously got out a Trump clone or an impersonator.
aug 30, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm sure Forbes has never speculated or written about a sitting president's deteriorating health
aug 30, 2025, 5:53 pm • 3 0 • view
The Hope of the Nation
aug 30, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
The odds are in our favor.
aug 30, 2025, 6:16 pm • 4 0 • view
YMCA!
aug 30, 2025, 6:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Can we start a rumour that he’s an animatronic imposter?
aug 30, 2025, 5:35 pm • 20 0 • view
Since it's your idea, go ahead and do it. Plenty of us will love it.
aug 30, 2025, 6:02 pm • 3 0 • view
But is it true Melania got Syphilis from one of the ICE agents she and her Secret Service girlfriend shared together.
aug 30, 2025, 7:30 pm • 1 0 • view
In the photo of him leaving the White House today, he looked like a puffer fish.
aug 30, 2025, 6:27 pm • 0 0 • view
It also looked like it was sped up. Watch the other people in the video. There might be one or two fast walkers, but not everyone is.
aug 30, 2025, 7:21 pm • 1 0 • view
The thing is, even when you see a picture or video of him he looks like he's already decomposing so it's really hard to tell... 🤔 But yes, so funny to have to write such a headline.
aug 30, 2025, 7:18 pm • 2 0 • view
I refuse to acknowledge that he was not replaced by a body double, in an effort by the global elites to stop the Epstein files from coming out.
aug 31, 2025, 12:10 am • 0 0 • view
Funny and also potentially a good thing. It's fucking weird that Trump is out here talking about heaven and Vance is measuring the drapes, and Jake Tapper is probably working on a sequel to his Old Man Biden book. If silly social media antics shine a light on this, fine with me.
aug 30, 2025, 7:34 pm • 5 0 • view
manningkrull.com/digital-phil...
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bsky.app/profile/patr...
aug 30, 2025, 6:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah it is, also he's been photographed today and he looks like he's already dead.
aug 30, 2025, 6:06 pm • 3 0 • view
Let's just keep it up anyway? It makes me feel nice.
aug 30, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
"unfounded rumors" no there is definitely a foundation to them
aug 30, 2025, 7:58 pm • 0 0 • view
How do we know it wasn't a clone. They need to prove it's the real Trump
aug 30, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
it's funny how they'll straight up say "debunked" about this sort of thing but dance around every other headline with noncommittal shit
aug 31, 2025, 3:40 pm • 0 0 • view
How disappointing 🤬🤬
aug 30, 2025, 7:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Forbes had to go and ruin what could have been a good day for us all even if it weren't true.
aug 30, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Wild Delirious hope - even when it is baseless - is intoxicating. I had hope this morning. Seeing his fat bloated carcass in the "Proof of Life" grainy photo has just increased hope.
aug 30, 2025, 6:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Because Hope springs eternal.....
aug 30, 2025, 6:01 pm • 0 0 • view
*I* didn't see It leave for golf, so It is still in an undetermined state.
aug 30, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
plus he can see how we will be celebrating for when it does happen, just practicing yanno
aug 30, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
After seeing the photos of him I’m still not entirely convinced he’s alive
aug 30, 2025, 7:19 pm • 2 0 • view
only the good die young - this horrible human still has too much life left yet....
aug 30, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
I still wanna see some video from the course
aug 30, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Even is he isn't, Americans should treat him as being dead. After all, he is morally dead, ethically dead, and is cavorting with the other decomposing ghouls in his cabinet. So, yeah, he's dead. And there are better things for us the living to do than to give the dead the fucking time of day.
aug 30, 2025, 5:46 pm • 22 3 • view
Can we prove those were taken today and aren't AI generated or using a body double?
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 7 0 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 6:01 pm • 3 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:42 pm • 21 2 • view
Lukashenko and Putin are both 7 years Trump's junior and aren't known for their love of fast food
aug 31, 2025, 2:06 am • 2 0 • view
Playing his own golf course again. Boring, considering, as President, he could play on practically any course he wanted to. How often does he play at a course he doesn't own and is unfamiliar/less familiar with? The golfers I know seek out new courses and challenges.
aug 30, 2025, 5:58 pm • 3 0 • view
he's gotten a bit leery of Outside since the attempted shooting
aug 31, 2025, 8:36 am • 0 0 • view
Easier to cheat on his own course.
aug 30, 2025, 11:53 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:39 pm • 7 0 • view
Whatever brings attention to his decline.
aug 30, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe it was 2 body doubles in one shirt and pair of trousers...
aug 30, 2025, 7:38 pm • 0 0 • view
I think we should do this every weekend just for kicks tbh.
aug 30, 2025, 5:19 pm • 225 4 • view
When you see him in a post - just say “that’s not the real Trump.”
aug 31, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
we have to keep insisting he's at death's door until he gets so mad he tries to do a pushup on tv to prove he's strong
aug 30, 2025, 5:21 pm • 298 16 • view
Hopefully Tuesday’s press conference with the victims will push him over the edge. Hope springs eternal.
aug 30, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view
The only time I want to hear that man’s voice is when he has to be propped up at the podium to say “I am not dead, many are saying this. You know, death, it’s a serious thing. Some say it’s.. very bad! Some VERY bad people, RADICAL leftists even, are *ineligible babbling*”
aug 30, 2025, 5:24 pm • 7 0 • view
i've seen nothing since that photo this morning. that was hours ago. i think he's dead.
aug 30, 2025, 5:30 pm • 5 1 • view
True! I heard he died three hours ago while dead lifting a Big Mac.
aug 30, 2025, 5:50 pm • 6 0 • view
You had me at “dead lifting”
aug 30, 2025, 6:02 pm • 1 0 • view
That picture couldve been a month ago!
aug 31, 2025, 4:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Mandelbaum, mandelbaum!
aug 30, 2025, 6:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Couldn't be worse than the "pushups" RFK Jr and Hegseth did.
aug 30, 2025, 8:22 pm • 1 0 • view
I was gonna mention them, too. XD
aug 30, 2025, 11:17 pm • 0 0 • view
That might kill him tho.
aug 30, 2025, 5:23 pm • 71 0 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 11:26 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view
:)
aug 30, 2025, 8:31 pm • 1 0 • view
One of my favorite things about the internet is how everyone knows what this image means without needing the text
aug 31, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
like modern day hieroglyphs
aug 31, 2025, 1:58 am • 1 0 • view
there was an episode of star trek TNG where they meet an alien civilization that communicates entirely in cultural/historical references and I'm like.... This is our future....
aug 31, 2025, 5:04 pm • 1 0 • view
an internet link, a familiar song.
aug 31, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
oh no 🤭
aug 30, 2025, 5:26 pm • 131 0 • view
You don’t say
aug 30, 2025, 6:01 pm • 4 0 • view
We should start having “It’s Still Alive” protests every weekend really
aug 31, 2025, 1:14 am • 0 0 • view
Honestly though seeing every day that people are anticipating his demise gotta be grating on the old psyche
aug 30, 2025, 5:28 pm • 11 0 • view
I think they shield him pretty well
aug 30, 2025, 6:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Same time next week?
aug 30, 2025, 6:05 pm • 0 0 • view
We need a new unfounded rumor of his passing every 3 or 4 days from now on He’ll pretend to just think it’s stupid but it’ll bug 100% of the shit out of him
aug 30, 2025, 6:19 pm • 4 0 • view
It was a body double that left for golf. Any good cinema makeup artist cold make Madonna look like that from a distance.
aug 30, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
"Why this is bad for Joe Biden"
aug 30, 2025, 6:02 pm • 0 0 • view
I imagine him getting visited by the ghost of Christmas future and learning nothing
aug 30, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 6:00 pm • 0 0 • view
I’d contemplate returning to a belief in god if the speculation over Trump’s death made him so irate that he died from apoplexy.
aug 30, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Is anyone in the corporate media talking about this? Ah no. Shame. Jake Tapper you hear me?
aug 31, 2025, 2:41 am • 0 0 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Now, let's look into the "McConnell dead at 83" headline.
aug 30, 2025, 7:08 pm • 0 0 • view
he looks pretty bad. Hope he just drops on the course. Please God
aug 30, 2025, 6:25 pm • 3 0 • view
Bury him where he falls - would be fitting
aug 30, 2025, 6:38 pm • 4 0 • view
Not on a golf course. He enjoyed that too much.
aug 30, 2025, 6:46 pm • 2 0 • view
Soon Soon Soon!⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
aug 30, 2025, 6:06 pm • 1 0 • view
We got *Forbes* to run one? Yesssssssss...
aug 30, 2025, 5:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah exactly 😂 half the fun is that the serious outlets have to phrase the most unhinged situations in their dry official tone like they’re forced into writing satire without meaning to.
aug 30, 2025, 6:10 pm • 0 0 • view
How do we know it was him and not some body double? I mean if he was seen walking then it seems suspicious. Did he talk to anyone?
aug 30, 2025, 7:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Keep making his admin deny issues. Causes them more stress and panic, which hopefully transfers to “other people/person”
aug 30, 2025, 9:12 pm • 0 0 • view
The fact that it’s Forbes makes it even better. Now this is a distraction
aug 30, 2025, 8:30 pm • 2 0 • view
Unable to govern, but can "play" at golf.
aug 30, 2025, 7:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Forbes is such a party pooper
aug 30, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
womp womp waaaaaaahhh
aug 30, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Did the Forbes article mention how sickly he looked as he left for golf?
aug 30, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
We could start claiming the Trump we see is a clone, but really, who would ever deliberately make such a thing? tinyurl.com/2wfn88m6
aug 30, 2025, 6:17 pm • 8 2 • view
Aren't they using stills from two months ago however? Pretty sus tbh.
aug 30, 2025, 9:40 pm • 0 0 • view
How do we know it's really trump? It could be any old, white, fat, slow, unattractive diaper wearing loser. Swing a dead cat and hit at least dozen of them in Congress alone.
aug 30, 2025, 5:56 pm • 13 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/af68...
aug 30, 2025, 6:38 pm • 0 0 • view
🥹🤬😖
aug 30, 2025, 6:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Even if he was dead they would never admit it.
aug 30, 2025, 7:16 pm • 3 0 • view
It is "telling" how so many people were wishing it happened. And so many are waiting for it to happen.
aug 30, 2025, 5:36 pm • 11 0 • view
And they need to be careful what they wish for...
aug 30, 2025, 6:48 pm • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/af68...
aug 30, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ve repeatedly noted that it’s hard to manufacture Beloved Leader propaganda under such circumstances as last night or October 4th.
aug 30, 2025, 5:54 pm • 10 0 • view
Demons never die.
aug 30, 2025, 8:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Let’s give him “about 2 weeks”…
aug 30, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
There's always tomorrow
aug 30, 2025, 6:17 pm • 4 0 • view
Ah yes, golf, the most intense activity
aug 30, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
I don'tknow. The first thing zombie Trump would do is get his golf on.
aug 30, 2025, 6:55 pm • 1 0 • view
I wonder what it must be like to be a normal person who’s even slightly offline and seeing a headline in forbes is how they learn this had been happening
aug 30, 2025, 5:19 pm • 56 1 • view
I wonder what it must be like to be a normal person, period. :)
sep 1, 2025, 6:33 am • 0 0 • view
my dad, who gets his news first through NYT and LAT and then *maybe* cable TV, heard/saw a snippet toward the end of it. "We can't hope to be that lucky." "Dare to hope, Dad! You don't ask, you don't get!"
aug 31, 2025, 8:32 am • 1 0 • view
I was offline when all of this happened & it took me a hot minute to figure it all out today when I came back in. I find it all delightful, amusing & it’s filled me with hope for the future, lol.
aug 30, 2025, 7:13 pm • 17 0 • view
So virile
aug 30, 2025, 9:33 pm • 0 0 • view
It brought everyone together for a night, forced the media to pay at least some attention to his health, and you know that if he knows about it, he’s angry. Seems like a win to me.
aug 30, 2025, 5:52 pm • 11 1 • view
He looks extremely frail, his schedule has been cleared and he's doing nothing. Just him being spotted looking feeble isn't exactly going to kill the rumor that he has one foot in the grave.
aug 30, 2025, 8:03 pm • 2 0 • view
He looked so old and decrepit in the proof of life picture that they say he's alive and well in. Like maybe it was a terrible picture or he just has his mouth hanging open all the time whole arms in dino posture and taking old people steps.
aug 30, 2025, 8:06 pm • 1 0 • view
They write this as if none of us have ever seen Weekend at Bernie's or Weekend at Bernie's 2
aug 30, 2025, 5:18 pm • 35 1 • view
Fox news headline "Nation saddened as trump not fucking dead yet"
aug 30, 2025, 6:06 pm • 20 1 • view
would a real living human being actively engage in this so-called "golf" thing? I doubt it. Clearly some sort of zombie/clone situation.
aug 30, 2025, 5:18 pm • 28 0 • view
Only seen from a distance. They're already testing which of the various body doubles will work for which situations.
aug 30, 2025, 6:52 pm • 12 0 • view
I’m not dead yet!
aug 31, 2025, 3:32 am • 3 1 • view
Is Trump dead? If Trump ever had any admirable qualities, they are dead. What remains is a narcissistic ignoramus filled with hate---an alarming combination. We have a racist felon and pedophile who has never done an honest day of work as President. And followed by a cult called the GOP.
aug 30, 2025, 7:20 pm • 1 1 • view
Narrator: He never did.
aug 31, 2025, 8:37 am • 0 0 • view
He’s visibly alarming. Can’t string two words together in a coherent manner, can’t walk a straight line or stay alert. Not to mention the swollen ankles and wtf is going on with his hands? Just once I’d like to see him show up without all the mismatched pancake makeup
aug 30, 2025, 5:51 pm • 8 1 • view
😂👍🏻
aug 31, 2025, 4:25 am • 0 0 • view
It's not unfounded, isn't that literally a scene in Weekend at Bernies?
aug 30, 2025, 5:46 pm • 2 0 • view
He's waaay over there, completely alive and/or normal, trust us.
aug 30, 2025, 6:06 pm • 0 0 • view
trump lookalike seen golfing
aug 30, 2025, 5:44 pm • 3 1 • view
Those hours were the most hope I've experienced since last November. #GoodTimes #ZeroRegrets
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 12 0 • view
certainly some of the more fun.
aug 31, 2025, 8:34 am • 2 0 • view
We need a lot more unfounded rumors about tRump's death if only to lift the spirits of the American people when they need that most.
aug 30, 2025, 7:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Nah. That's just a body double. I won't believe Trump is alive until he whips out his cock on camera. Only then can we be sure.
aug 31, 2025, 9:15 am • 0 0 • view
pumped full of drugs
aug 30, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Damn! I so want to read that evil pos's Obituary!
aug 30, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
I wish there were a sitting US senator who could reassure us that he’s going to die some day.
aug 30, 2025, 8:22 pm • 1 0 • view
So he's not going to Florida for the holiday weekend? Is the trip too much for him? 😎
aug 30, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
When Trump chokes on his final Filet-O-Fish and joins the choir invisible JD Vance will celebrate by spending the night on the couch. Not because of an argument with Usha, but because he wants to... spend some quality time with the cushions.
aug 30, 2025, 6:18 pm • 10 2 • view
It's giving late Franco
aug 30, 2025, 5:17 pm • 14 0 • view
It feels like late Franco era Spain. A dictator who is unhinged and in frail health. And I am sure to be celebrating like a Basque anarchist in Bilbao when it finally happens.
aug 30, 2025, 6:04 pm • 22 3 • view
He was hoping to be Franco circa the end of the Civil War, instead he’s Franco circa SNL
aug 31, 2025, 6:11 pm • 1 0 • view
Yep, that being the nearly dead zombie.
aug 31, 2025, 8:53 pm • 1 0 • view
I have been thinking of Salazar. Not the part where he had consolidated a dictatorship, but the part where he was 79 and his underlings were actually running things (only to be removed and incarcerated or exiled within a few years themselves).
aug 30, 2025, 6:39 pm • 3 0 • view
well, in a manner of speaking, he is.
aug 30, 2025, 9:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Dammit
aug 30, 2025, 7:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Well,I'm still looking for those photos that aren't from two months ago 👀 👀 👀
aug 31, 2025, 1:26 am • 0 0 • view
Has to be weird that every time he disappears for three days, everybody is asking if he’s dead and there’s not a lot of grief going on.
aug 30, 2025, 5:57 pm • 8 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/af68...
aug 30, 2025, 6:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Are we sure he wasn’t headed for a weekend at Bernie’s???
aug 30, 2025, 8:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Betteridge's Proof-of-Life
aug 30, 2025, 6:06 pm • 0 0 • view
oh, oh so he's going for golf? there'll be pictures and footage of donald trump...going out for a game of golf? So the evidence of donald tump's survival is...footage of him heading to a golf course? well I mean that settles it, I can't imagine there being much spare footage of that happening
aug 31, 2025, 8:40 am • 0 0 • view
Not on White House property, you don't!
aug 30, 2025, 8:40 pm • 2 0 • view
It could be at one of the pus sac’s golf courses. Would be fitting.
aug 30, 2025, 8:43 pm • 1 0 • view
She would only hold a shovel at a WH digging. She's above everything else.
aug 30, 2025, 8:44 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 8:46 pm • 6 2 • view
bsky.app/profile/af68...
aug 30, 2025, 6:38 pm • 1 0 • view
It was fun to dream for a while. I went to sleep with a smile on my face.
aug 30, 2025, 7:51 pm • 2 0 • view
Dang it!
aug 30, 2025, 9:50 pm • 1 0 • view
And he's wasting more taxpayers dollars...
aug 30, 2025, 7:10 pm • 2 0 • view
Like Ted Cruz having to say he is not the Zodiac Killer
aug 30, 2025, 7:34 pm • 4 0 • view
Body double.
aug 30, 2025, 9:15 pm • 1 0 • view
This needs to be the question of the day every day
aug 30, 2025, 5:20 pm • 15 0 • view
@isdjtalive.bsky.social Answers this question every day
aug 30, 2025, 5:59 pm • 0 0 • view
I want it to be front page news
aug 30, 2025, 6:01 pm • 7 0 • view
like those "days without accidents" in some workplaces
aug 31, 2025, 8:32 am • 0 0 • view
✊ bsky.app/profile/robb...
aug 30, 2025, 6:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Time to start encouraging the Trump is going to Heaven! rumors and encouraging his base to be there to greet him
aug 30, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view