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Bradley Keith

@bradleykeith.bsky.social

American by way of Canadian

created November 12, 2024

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Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

President Trump testing new grounds for pharmaceutical deals

4/9/2025, 1:48:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Mack (@astrokatie.com) reposted reply parent

It's just, objectively, inarguably, absolutely clearly better that if we're all required to put something into our bodies it's the thing that is vastly more likely to help us, not the thing that is documented only to cause us harm.

3/9/2025, 9:51:13 PM | 658 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Katie Mack (@astrokatie.com) reposted

The thing about living in a human society is you either decide that everyone (except those for whom it would be medically dangerous) has to take VACCINES into their bodies or everyone (with no exceptions at all) has to take VIRULENT PATHOGENS in from those around them and, look, the first is better.

3/9/2025, 9:49:58 PM | 3721 882 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

My observation is that a major driver of white males saying fucking dumb things is their relentless occupation of positions of power.

3/9/2025, 3:06:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Caaaarefully stepping around the Catholic Irish on their way to the continent. They probably mean the Dutch and, I don't know, the Huguenots?

3/9/2025, 12:41:39 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Liz Sepper (@lsepper.bsky.social) reposted

This from the good news section of a Black newspaper (1914) really puts things in perspective

Old newspaper type reading
29/8/2025, 12:29:11 PM | 95 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Dickison (@adzebill.bsky.social) reposted

Wikipedia editors trying to fend off the onslaught of AI crap have crowdsourced some telltale signs of LLM-generated writing; it might be handy for editors and proofreaders generally. Thanks to @ellenrykers.com for pointing me to it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikiped...

31/8/2025, 11:58:55 PM | 1043 541 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

" ... he called '9/11!' "

31/8/2025, 8:08:22 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dorothy Berry (@dorothyjberry.bsky.social) reposted

Imagine the complicated and precious genius of the girl who made this embroidery sampler in 1811 The Solar System, sampler, unknown maker, 1811, England. Museum no. T.92-1939. Victoria and Albert Museum, London.

a 19th century embroidery sampler showing the solar system, the distance of the planets from the sun, and the length of time it takes each planet to circle the sun
27/8/2025, 11:01:44 PM | 1003 315 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

And Johnson's the one pulling the strings.

30/8/2025, 11:16:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Evan Hurst (@evanhurst.substack.com) reposted

Wow are the Epstein Files at John Bolton’s house? open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

22/8/2025, 11:26:00 AM | 52 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

"Whatever his other qualities" sounds very close to "I can't think of anything to recommend him but he has his fans."

22/8/2025, 12:37:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Taps the "Bubonic plague is easy treated with antibiotics" sign.

21/8/2025, 12:40:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Enough that I don't have to worry about covering rent and food, forever.

19/8/2025, 5:41:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

His future includes looking like he's 50 when he's 35 and eventually conceding to his therapist that his definition of "success" is messed up.

19/8/2025, 11:34:16 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

In the service you must always choose the lesser of two weevils.

19/8/2025, 1:55:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

They were the first to land safely and reliably, however.

19/8/2025, 1:17:02 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

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18/8/2025, 9:37:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kate Ross (@kateross.bsky.social) reposted

Historian suggests fighting a wildfire with a back burn.

17/8/2025, 1:28:44 AM | 1242 570 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shoe (@shoe.bsky.social) reposted

youtu.be/OjGHf7OvglM?...

17/8/2025, 3:28:31 AM | 43 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shoe (@shoe.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

youtu.be/TPHafKOd9A4?...

17/8/2025, 3:34:58 AM | 20 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mel Buer (@melbuer.bsky.social) reposted

Eyeopening walkthrough of DC by this creator. If you aren’t in DC, worth a watch all the way to the end—

15/8/2025, 7:51:33 PM | 6937 2523 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Every murder victim was going to die anyways, so they shouldn't be counted.

16/8/2025, 1:06:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

www.foxnews.com/us/mccloskey...

15/8/2025, 12:06:02 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

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15/8/2025, 12:04:59 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Magenta Floyd

13/8/2025, 12:15:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/mark...

13/8/2025, 12:13:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

As a member of GenX I believe it's in the national interest to skip GenX.

13/8/2025, 12:29:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

What if I told you this was one of the top seven issues among certain voting blocs across the midwest, what would you say then?

12/8/2025, 11:59:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Parkhomenko (@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social) reposted

holy shit this is a helluva ad from the Democrat running against Joni Ernst in Iowa. worth every second

12/8/2025, 8:13:45 PM | 12434 4616 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

A collection of short stories by Roald Dahl called "Kiss Kiss", which I read when I was 10. Roald Dahl! Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! Come on, how age-inappropriate could it be?

12/8/2025, 12:15:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

The truth is, those were not very bright guys and things got out of hand.

11/8/2025, 9:19:10 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danny Kodicek (@dannykodicek.bsky.social) reposted

@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.

Philomena Cunk against a collection of classical statues. Philomena Cunk looking thoughtful. Philomena Cunk looking thoughtfully into the distance. Philomena Cunk looking into camera on a beach.
11/8/2025, 11:12:17 AM | 5056 1891 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

I was kinda hoping you'd smash the bottle on your desk and lunge at him across the desk wielding the broken neck.

11/8/2025, 1:18:00 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

"Please ... my children ... please help me reset my password ..." [thud]

7/8/2025, 1:48:02 AM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

"... with what many have described as a face like an Easter ham..."

6/8/2025, 1:46:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Paint stores can scan a sample (like a sample of drywall) and match it. I-- uh, a friend did this when he, or she, made a change to his apartment and didn't want the landlord to notice.

4/8/2025, 12:34:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

An air fryer and a thing that cuts potatoes into french fries is a wonderful combination.

3/8/2025, 5:07:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely a garage-sale purchase. So many people get them as gifts and never use them.

3/8/2025, 5:06:31 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

It may be viral and bacterial if they leave it out much longer.

1/8/2025, 1:08:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

UK property is ~2000x more expensive now? So that £650 could buy £1.3m today.

31/7/2025, 8:23:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

You literally employed one of the accepted usages.

31/7/2025, 2:12:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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28/7/2025, 10:22:10 AM | 8416 2722 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a tax on cheap imports, which is an unexpected direction for the GOP to go.

28/7/2025, 10:06:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree! And what's more-- Just a sec, someone's pounding on my door brb

28/7/2025, 1:30:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, planning is for cowards.

28/7/2025, 2:06:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social)

Hello, I am leading my team through a major crisis in an action film and/or television show. My most effective management tool is shouting at my underlings.

28/7/2025, 2:06:02 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

South Park made a pretty convincing plus-sized president just this week.

27/7/2025, 3:29:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

There comes a point in every life where we come to understand that we are not the audience and that's ok.

27/7/2025, 12:49:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice picture. Who's the skinny guy supposed to be?

26/7/2025, 12:20:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

www.merriam-webster.com Games and Quizzes

23/7/2025, 11:52:17 AM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

www.merriam-webster.com Games and Quizzes

23/7/2025, 11:48:28 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Marino, MD (@ryanmarino.bsky.social) reposted

Just to reiterate, the FDA director claimed to *personally* know of *multiple* people who died from mRNA COVID vaccines, and nobody has asked him anything else about that. These cases have never been reported in neither the medical and scientific records, nor literal death records.

21/7/2025, 2:59:53 AM | 1682 469 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan.bsky.social) reposted

I debated 20 far-far-far-right conservatives (racists? fascists?) on Jubilee's 'Surrounded.' Here are some of the highlights of them unable to answer my basic questions or rebut the simplest of points. Not sure whether to laugh or cry. Here's the full 'debate': www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-W...

20/7/2025, 3:01:53 PM | 11813 2718 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jane Coaston (@janecoaston.bsky.social) reposted

I think about this John Mulaney bit way too often youtu.be/EyS8uDoFedc?...

18/7/2025, 10:02:57 PM | 257 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Donate every last one of them and treat yourself to a big box of identical socks. Free yourself from endless matching.

18/7/2025, 11:14:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

And, AND, socks are so cheap you should buy four dozen of the same socks so that you never need to match them up!

18/7/2025, 6:16:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Megadosing only results in very expensive pee.

16/7/2025, 3:19:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Gosh, how I miss Bret Stephens's wisdom and insight since I canceled my NYT subscription.

16/7/2025, 1:01:28 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, D'Souza is on the list too?

15/7/2025, 1:25:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

How are searches for the Streisand Effect going?

13/7/2025, 4:06:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture *Bratan* (@mazov.bsky.social) reposted

Got damn

13/7/2025, 12:17:33 PM | 17484 6040 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Channick (@marcchannick.bsky.social) reposted

super cool to realize that the capacity for shame was a load-bearing part of our system of government and that the MAGA movement's total rejection of that is an insanely powerful cheat code

12/7/2025, 12:11:20 AM | 1537 396 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

And service in an American hospital is better?

12/7/2025, 12:30:25 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

In Canada there's a 13% sales tax on everything - which makes my American friends gasp, until I tell them they get health insurance with that. Do you know how much stuff I would need to buy for 13% to add up to $260? each and every week?

12/7/2025, 12:28:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

As a former Canadian, current American, I would add that yes, taxes are higher in Canada to pay for this, and that's a much better solution than private health insurance. I pay $260 *per week* for my health insurance.

12/7/2025, 12:28:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

"Biblical grounds" = "you'll agree when you find out"

11/7/2025, 12:58:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

I think a bunch of people are getting calls from reporters looking for comments before they publish.

11/7/2025, 12:56:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

It also has a whiff of "care to comment?" late-stage reporting to it.

10/7/2025, 9:06:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

That's like putting your WHOLE MOUTH right in the dip!

9/7/2025, 1:47:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Both are great, Either will do.

9/7/2025, 1:39:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

lowestoftwitches.com

8/7/2025, 10:35:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Hale was also presided over the trial and execution of two women who were accused of being witches in 1662 at Lowestoft.

8/7/2025, 10:35:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Noticing patterns.

8/7/2025, 9:33:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

And access, doled out like a little treat for being good.

8/7/2025, 6:23:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

One week a year! Socialism has gone too far!

7/7/2025, 8:29:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

I think those days are over. If there's a conflict between what helps their readers and what helps the NYT, they will always choose the NYT.

7/7/2025, 3:29:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

It's always had a conservative, pro-institution slant, I think, but there was also a good amount of reporting where the interests of its readers were placed higher than the interests of the NYT (Pentagon papers, Watergate, CIA interrogations, warrantless wiretapping). ...

7/7/2025, 3:27:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

The difference between a million and a billion is approximately a billion, which many people just don't get.

7/7/2025, 12:29:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

It kind of broke my heart to cancel my subscription of the NYT in 2024 after being a faithful reader for decades. Each month that has passed since then has confirmed that was the right decision.

7/7/2025, 12:16:37 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

No just fries but cheese and fries. The pictures are examples of the saddest attempts at cheese and fries you're ever likely to see. These are viable commercial offerings. It makes me want to cry.

6/7/2025, 12:08:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything Trump Touches Becomes a Pyramid Scheme (ETTBAPS)

6/7/2025, 11:51:29 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Meredith Rose (@mrose.ink) reposted reply parent

“It is the madness of folly, to expect mercy from those who have refused to do justice; and even mercy, where conquest is the object, is only a trick of war; the cunning of the fox is as murderous as the violence of the wolf, and we ought to guard equally against both.”

4/7/2025, 1:23:08 PM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Biba (@erinbiba.bsky.social) reposted

Well this is very literally the end of journalism.

3/7/2025, 11:26:35 PM | 184 53 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. Always "you ordering food or what?"

2/7/2025, 12:00:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Not to mention the number of people who going to suffer and die for stupid, entirely preventable reasons.

30/6/2025, 4:05:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

15 years ago a Vermont border crossing was able to detect the residual radioactivity in me 20 days after a medical treatment, while I sat in a car with the windows up, 100' from the border. It may be easy to move but it may also be difficult to hide.

30/6/2025, 11:49:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Cannon's only motive was to get shortlisted for the Supreme Court. She might tell people around her something different, maybe even believes it herself, but this was her only purpose. It's not complicated.

28/6/2025, 2:09:00 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the behavior exhibited by Judge Aileen Cannon demonstrates that the purpose of power is power. They don't have any higher calling or deeper philosophical stance beyond the accumulation of more power for themselves.

28/6/2025, 12:49:34 PM | 41 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

ooh ooh ooh

27/6/2025, 11:43:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

That combination is inspired.

27/6/2025, 11:41:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

SCOTUS being imperial in matters of law, heaven forfend.

27/6/2025, 2:45:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, but do they have American flags with gold fringes in their offices? Because I've read...

27/6/2025, 12:13:03 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (@whitehouse.senate.gov) reposted

The tale of Trump and “his” justices — you need to understand this to understand what went down at the Supreme Court. The commonly understood story is wrong. So here we go 🧵

26/6/2025, 7:11:36 PM | 416 186 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Funnily enough, I recently got a job offer for a position that is basically coding in part because of an anecdote I told learned from my liberal arts education.

26/6/2025, 12:59:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/tani...

25/6/2025, 11:45:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Worth it.

24/6/2025, 7:32:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Keith (@bradleykeith.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice! but every third letter would be more accurate.

24/6/2025, 7:27:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Kempshall (@chriskempshall.bsky.social) reposted

Fascism is like a vampire. It arrives looking and sounding strangely like something you recognise. It tries very hard to convince you it’s a trustworthy friend. It reflects on things in the past that you supposedly shared. And it wants, more than anything else, to be invited inside the house.

23/6/2025, 11:47:38 PM | 62 16 | View on Bluesky | view