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Bradley Seman

@bradleyseman.bsky.social

Aye was sup, I'm Bradley. I like to take girls out for a massive plate of BBQ ribs on the first date. I judge them according to how many and how aggressively they consume them. Whoever defeats me in this porcine endeavor shall become my warrior bride.

created November 14, 2024

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If only Utah didn't love fascism

29/8/2025, 4:31:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good luck

28/8/2025, 11:41:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unionize

27/8/2025, 11:38:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For those who care, it's pronounced Imgur, not Imgur.

27/8/2025, 8:41:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I won't see it because I uninstalled imgur and canceled my imgur emerald

27/8/2025, 6:44:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@sarah please!

27/8/2025, 6:38:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@lastweektonight.com please hear us!

25/8/2025, 10:15:45 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The 90k goal

13/8/2025, 7:12:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@hankgreen.bsky.social i just pledged to Endlings and put it over its goal. :)

13/8/2025, 7:09:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social) reply parent

I loved it too.

26/7/2025, 3:19:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Larry the Cat (@number10cat.bsky.social) reposted

I'm not saying that Vance has angered God, but if he offers to pray for you, it might be best to politely decline

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21/4/2025, 8:18:18 AM | 3633 730 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social)

I'm going to take a wild guess at the name of the new Mario Kart game in case it's something other than Mario Kart 9. Mario Kart: Super Dash!

1/4/2025, 2:46:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kinda disappointed in xbox. I want them to truly compete in the console space, but the fact that they aren't is driving me to buy games on Playstation or Switch instead. At least I know those companies care about gaming on their platforms.

21/2/2025, 2:55:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/1/2025, 1:52:01 PM | 93 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isn't it literally growing on your head?

17/1/2025, 5:59:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social) reply parent

Neither have we. It's only really tech bros and marketing people that really push that phrase hard

15/1/2025, 8:52:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just want everyone in the USA to have the same Healthcare that members of congress have

12/1/2025, 7:10:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The sun isn't black and the moon isn't red. It's thick smoke and soot. It does that to any light source.

8/1/2025, 8:20:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Am I missing something? Is there a new meme about berries?

8/1/2025, 2:11:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/wkWT4R2EoAA

8/1/2025, 2:09:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Describes Elon Musk perfectly.

8/1/2025, 2:04:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Part of me hates Last Week Tonight because it always makes me angry because he shows the greed and corruption in the world.

8/1/2025, 2:02:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Colonizers wanna colonize. It's manifest destiny. It's also incredibly stupid and I hate Trump and Elongated Muskrat

8/1/2025, 2:00:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Play Heroes of the Storm with me: battle.net/recruit/2JCC...

27/12/2024, 4:21:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hearby declare that all bobcats, in addition to all previously given names, now have the name of Bob.

27/12/2024, 4:21:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because of Luigi Mangione

17/12/2024, 8:04:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It really is the year of Luigi.

17/12/2024, 6:48:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nintendo was wrong. THIS is the year of Luigi. #Luigi #YearOfLuigi

17/12/2024, 6:48:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social)

The worst part about buying things online is that after one purchased something, every ad in every app seems to want to sell me more of it. This kind of information sharing of my purchases should be illegal.

12/12/2024, 8:42:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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True liberation is riding the fallen statue of your former dictator like a banana boat

11/12/2024, 5:19:41 PM | 745 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social) reply parent

8k,no thanks. Just give me nice 1440p or 2160p screen and we're good.

12/12/2024, 1:54:00 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fox News talking about Luigi Mangione, but make the footage Kyle Rittenhouse

11/12/2024, 11:06:06 PM | 2261 656 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish it were easy to just buy large pc monitors as a TV. Like a 55" OLED screen with absolutely zero smart features and 5 HDMI 2.1 ports. If I want to use my TV for streaming, I'll just plug a streaming device into one of the HDMIs. Stand alone streaming devices are better than built in features

12/12/2024, 11:37:04 AM | 46 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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For a moment I was getting ready for a hot take from Ami.

12/12/2024, 4:08:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't understand how much I love your work.

3/12/2024, 4:41:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like they had several different generative AI bots create every different item in the picture

3/12/2024, 4:40:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I prefer saying "guys, gals, and non binary pals"

3/12/2024, 4:37:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Desi Lydic has a hard time believing Nancy Mace wants to "protect women and girls"

22/11/2024, 11:05:32 PM | 3759 678 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want this.

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23/11/2024, 1:42:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/11/2024, 1:41:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social) reply parent

Do I control your mouth? The words are spoken by you. Take responsibility for your own words.

22/11/2024, 9:20:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social) reply parent

A tolerant society cannot tolerate intolerance. So begone you intolerant Nazi.

22/11/2024, 9:07:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social) reply parent

They could add a modern radio with Bluetooth and a place to mount a phone as long as the esthetic remained the same. They could call it the Toyota Camry Millennium EV.

22/11/2024, 8:57:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social)

If a company like Toyota simply released a version of my 2000 toyota camry that was identical on the inside of the cabin in almost every way, I'd go buy it after work today.

22/11/2024, 8:57:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha. Can't argue with that.

22/11/2024, 7:06:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social) reply parent

But I have to make a pie. Apples are already ready for consumption.

22/11/2024, 6:12:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social) reply parent

He just wants you to eat apples!!!

22/11/2024, 8:16:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bradley Seman (@bradleyseman.bsky.social) reply parent

No one has ever observed a proton decaying. We don't know if protons can decay.

20/11/2024, 2:28:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view