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created May 30, 2025

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Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

It's just like the poophole loophole

1/9/2025, 4:40:21 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda (@usfdop.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 1:59:47 PM | 108 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, religious loopholes

1/9/2025, 2:13:23 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah that's mermaidens, mermaids clean up after the mermen.

1/9/2025, 2:12:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall Because his wall wasn't a wall It was just a shitty fence

30/8/2025, 12:53:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

He's too gross even for Satan

30/8/2025, 12:36:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Da Real JimiBalls (@darealjimiballs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

He already lost his credibility, because the Gentleman who is in charge of the Cult, broke the 10 commandments. Thou shall not commit adultery, false witness, and coveting.. He's not a man of God if he allows certain individuals to break the 10 commandments

30/8/2025, 12:18:56 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

I dont understand how he had any approvals in the first place. Oh wait yes I do. He promised racism and to make America great "again" when it already was great. He's falling out with the racists and bigots.

29/8/2025, 9:04:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Isaiah Martin (@isaiahrmartin.bsky.social) reposted

I’M OFFICIALLY ON THE BALLOT!!!!!!! Because of y’all, we’re breaking fundraising RECORDS (from thousands giving $19/person) Many are calling this THE PEOPLE’S campaign Time to get to bring a spine to Congress and CRUSH this fraud in the White House! LFGGGG ⚡️🇺🇸

28/8/2025, 2:34:32 PM | 778 143 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Some researchers have pointed out that the glyphosate exposure levels used in some animal studies are exceptionally unlikely to be reached during human pregnancy through dietary or environmental exposure.

27/8/2025, 11:51:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh wait you're a MAGA zombie with no individual thought.

27/8/2025, 11:47:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally none of that has anything to do with Trump. Or any president.

27/8/2025, 11:46:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

How can you be sure it was from the shot and not just coincidence? 3 people out of how many took the vaccines?

27/8/2025, 11:45:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, i already beat you to that.

27/8/2025, 11:44:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Sick of being sick and tired (sick and tired) Sick of understanding (fuck 'em all) Tired of feeling sick to my stomach

27/8/2025, 10:44:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Love me some Micheal Che, especially whichever show he has with Colin Jost

27/8/2025, 8:36:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Kudrna (@skrudumra.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Here's the truth.

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27/8/2025, 6:01:33 PM | 8 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

When the kitten is so cute you ignore everything else in the video

27/8/2025, 2:45:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

They're not GOP. They're MAGA now. Both parties have different goals.

27/8/2025, 2:44:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

What if my job is playing video games? Do they cancel each other out?

26/8/2025, 11:47:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Game Changer (@gamechangershow.bsky.social) reposted

Sam is finally getting exactly what he deserves... #GameChanger

26/8/2025, 4:01:15 PM | 573 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

I can't imagine being in a threesome. Disappointing one girl is enough at one time for me.

26/8/2025, 2:49:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

"OoOoOooOh you got TDS" -MAGA who spent their entire savings on merchandise made in Chyna calling Biden a pedo

25/8/2025, 12:00:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Poor Pootin, sticking his hand up that puppet's nasty ass

23/8/2025, 11:47:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Then they give some bullshit response about how the Soutern Strategy was a "liberal lie" or something stupid.

23/8/2025, 11:43:14 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

They're trying to hurt people, they're just incompetent and hurt themselves instead. If only the ONLY hurt themselves. :/

22/8/2025, 3:01:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

Burn in your imaginary Hell you hateful cunt

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22/8/2025, 3:00:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Now it's time to investigate every one of you traitors spreading lies and disinformation. Court martial every one of you.

21/8/2025, 10:23:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they fucking can't you moron. You need to prove you're a citizen to vote. But you wouldn't know that if you've never actually voted. Surprise surprise.

21/8/2025, 10:21:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Why dont you give us real reasons instead of your Fox "News" horseshit? I googled it and didn't find a fucking thing on his stance. Fuck you worthless lying cunts.

21/8/2025, 10:20:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

But how does this umbrella dancing kitten feel about [recent issue]?

21/8/2025, 10:06:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

You're going to have to elaborate. Anyone can scream "he/she's for genocide!!!!" but it doesn't make it true. Give us some proof that he's either enabling or excusing the genocide.

21/8/2025, 10:04:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Isaiah Martin (@isaiahrmartin.bsky.social) reposted

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21/8/2025, 9:43:44 PM | 944 213 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

Every step you take Every move you make Ill be stalking you

21/8/2025, 8:40:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit this kind of subtitle makes my blood boil. Why the fuck can't we just caption full sentences at a time anymore?

21/8/2025, 7:25:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven't watched that music video in so long.

21/8/2025, 6:52:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

The only cairns I've seen that make sense were the ones on the Appalachian Trail, because they're used as path markers.

21/8/2025, 6:49:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Why the hell didn't his ratings tank the first time?

21/8/2025, 6:47:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

"There's no hate stronger than Christian love"

21/8/2025, 6:46:34 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

The type of cop that follows the law to the letter. A cop without sympathy or empathy.

21/8/2025, 6:20:23 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mumsie (@mumsie.bsky.social) reposted

Pass pass this on .. too cute a chuckle to miss

20/8/2025, 9:46:49 PM | 157 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Release the Spellbook!

21/8/2025, 6:16:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGA isn't the same as the Republicans. Same strategy, but wildly different policies and mindsets.

21/8/2025, 6:14:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Editing comments when @bsky.app

21/8/2025, 6:13:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

"Take a shit" is a weird sentence. Whose shit are you going to take? Why are you taking one at all?

21/8/2025, 4:47:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

I use variations of the same password because I have memory issues now from head trauma :)

21/8/2025, 7:49:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda (@usfdop.bsky.social) reposted

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21/8/2025, 2:17:52 AM | 1201 235 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

You're not. Brandon just made me want it by speaking it into existence.

20/8/2025, 5:28:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

The dog is obviously in pain trying to hobble around like that. Time for him to cross that rainbow bridge.

20/8/2025, 5:25:14 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

What nonsense. We deserve them when we build connections with them.

20/8/2025, 5:23:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

I sat trying to think about how to spell and word this for about 10 minutes just staring at my phone. But thank you autocorrect for turning my word slop into actual sentences

19/8/2025, 5:51:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

Man this edible ain't doing shit for me. *takes another* Half an hour later: I wonder what the color blue smells like

19/8/2025, 5:49:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope they accidentally miss a whole page worth of entries

19/8/2025, 5:00:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

He wants to disenfranchise anyone not able to vote in person by removing the ability to vote by mail. (Soldiers overseas, people without transportation, etc)

19/8/2025, 4:46:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

This kind of conspiracy belongs on Xitter.

19/8/2025, 4:11:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

It would make sense why Adolf Twittler bows down to him so often

19/8/2025, 3:45:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

Tom McDonald's is such a MAGAt shill

19/8/2025, 3:44:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

The issue is the peolle that accept this by continuing to vote them in. They're a symptom, bot the disease.

19/8/2025, 2:22:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

So you're pro-genocide? Your profile doesn't say you're against it.

19/8/2025, 2:21:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine all the people

19/8/2025, 2:19:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Hopefully. If we don't destroy all life and ability for life to exist here.

19/8/2025, 2:19:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

Dont ask Trump why he thinks America stopped being great. He'll go on a rant about Obama.

19/8/2025, 2:17:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

I came pretty close to having my whole face devoured as a toddler from that situation.

18/8/2025, 10:56:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed. It's cute and friendly but sticking your face in a dog's is a quick way to trigger a natural response. In the wild, that's a provocation.

18/8/2025, 10:27:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Enigma8750 (@enigma8750.bsky.social) reposted

AN OLDIE but GOODIE... Please PET ...

18/8/2025, 3:14:38 AM | 1731 210 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Im sure there were a large number who did, but got silences through algorithms and bought and paid for news channels.

18/8/2025, 10:25:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

How about fraud and shorting your contractors on work you agreed to pay them for?

18/8/2025, 10:24:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Love that people are mocking him with his own style. Fuck that wannabe fascist with a spiked dildo.

18/8/2025, 10:23:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

There's a reason that red states are leaches. Because Republicans only fuck things up.

18/8/2025, 9:18:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa (@nitenitemelissa.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If they were smart they wouldn’t be MAGA

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17/8/2025, 10:49:32 PM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Thats a "holy fuck I'm high as fuck" smile if I've ever seen one.

17/8/2025, 10:51:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

Someone hand me a Death Note so I can take out these trash political leaders. Ahem Putin ahem Dump

17/8/2025, 1:17:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Too much fun?! I'm calling the police!

17/8/2025, 1:16:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

These news channels need a fucking electric chair that goes off when you interrupt someone. Try to talk over someone? *ZZZ*

17/8/2025, 1:14:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

🎵...I wanna be the man that goes back to bed🎵

17/8/2025, 1:11:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

If they were in would check the box that says "select all"

17/8/2025, 1:06:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Your sunshine falls out and you feel drained. I'm in the same boat.

17/8/2025, 1:05:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

MAGA is not Republican. It never was. It has always been the party of Trump.

17/8/2025, 1:04:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

I hitchhiked through something similar to Death Valley. Redding California was about 5 degrees cooler than it at the time, but the sun burnt my shoulders through my shirt and my backpack straps.

17/8/2025, 12:32:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not make hell real?

17/8/2025, 12:53:24 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted

Mark Zuckerberg has spent $110M to buy 11 houses in one Palo Alto neighborhood. He's turning the homes into a compound. That's on top of his 30 bedroom, 30 bathroom compound in Hawaii and another in Lake Tahoe. I don’t want to hear that billionaires can’t afford a wealth tax.

17/8/2025, 12:00:11 AM | 10336 3304 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

They'll live, they're too stupid to die.

16/8/2025, 6:11:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

I never put together that you two were related. Holy shit.

16/8/2025, 6:10:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd prefer face full of dirt

16/8/2025, 6:07:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, it's a fucking plague.

16/8/2025, 6:06:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

I doubt you put all this shit on the video, but people need to stop putting their text over videos. Watermarks too.

16/8/2025, 5:00:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Larry Hochman (@larryhochman.bsky.social) reposted

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Wholesale inflation up .9%. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Strikes out with make-believe peace meeting. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein $60 million taxpayer money on golf outings. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

16/8/2025, 11:58:23 AM | 17332 6459 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. They're all full of shit. Not mine though, mine is perfect :)

16/8/2025, 1:29:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Guess I'm becoming an outlaw.

16/8/2025, 1:36:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

Hiw many MAGA have to die from Trump's fuck ups before they turn on him? It's not like it's a death cult devoted to a personality instead of reason or humanity. Wait...

16/8/2025, 1:34:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

And it all started in 16 because people were butthurt over a black president actually making this country great(er).

15/8/2025, 11:16:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

And chanting to hang the sitting vice president. Let's not skip over that part.

15/8/2025, 11:15:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Dont worry, I'm fat enough to spare some for you.

15/8/2025, 11:14:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

I always am. Wanna come over?

15/8/2025, 11:13:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

The answer is obvious, because the fascist won.

15/8/2025, 11:12:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Not once did he dodge that lethal shoe, but twice in rapid fire.

15/8/2025, 11:12:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Now tell them "Take this job and shove it!" :)

15/8/2025, 11:10:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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15/8/2025, 10:46:48 PM | 28130 6532 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)

Those traitors should've been shot like the terrorists they are on Jan 6.

15/8/2025, 9:54:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent

Im partial to Metroid Fusion only because I played that game for thousands of hours on long road trips as a kid on my GBA.

15/8/2025, 9:52:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view