Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
It's just like the poophole loophole
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
It's just like the poophole loophole
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, religious loopholes
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah that's mermaidens, mermaids clean up after the mermen.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall Because his wall wasn't a wall It was just a shitty fence
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
He's too gross even for Satan
Da Real JimiBalls (@darealjimiballs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
He already lost his credibility, because the Gentleman who is in charge of the Cult, broke the 10 commandments. Thou shall not commit adultery, false witness, and coveting.. He's not a man of God if he allows certain individuals to break the 10 commandments
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
I dont understand how he had any approvals in the first place. Oh wait yes I do. He promised racism and to make America great "again" when it already was great. He's falling out with the racists and bigots.
Isaiah Martin (@isaiahrmartin.bsky.social) reposted
I’M OFFICIALLY ON THE BALLOT!!!!!!! Because of y’all, we’re breaking fundraising RECORDS (from thousands giving $19/person) Many are calling this THE PEOPLE’S campaign Time to get to bring a spine to Congress and CRUSH this fraud in the White House! LFGGGG ⚡️🇺🇸
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Some researchers have pointed out that the glyphosate exposure levels used in some animal studies are exceptionally unlikely to be reached during human pregnancy through dietary or environmental exposure.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wait you're a MAGA zombie with no individual thought.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Literally none of that has anything to do with Trump. Or any president.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
How can you be sure it was from the shot and not just coincidence? 3 people out of how many took the vaccines?
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, i already beat you to that.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Sick of being sick and tired (sick and tired) Sick of understanding (fuck 'em all) Tired of feeling sick to my stomach
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Love me some Micheal Che, especially whichever show he has with Colin Jost
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
When the kitten is so cute you ignore everything else in the video
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
They're not GOP. They're MAGA now. Both parties have different goals.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
What if my job is playing video games? Do they cancel each other out?
Game Changer (@gamechangershow.bsky.social) reposted
Sam is finally getting exactly what he deserves... #GameChanger
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
I can't imagine being in a threesome. Disappointing one girl is enough at one time for me.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
"OoOoOooOh you got TDS" -MAGA who spent their entire savings on merchandise made in Chyna calling Biden a pedo
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Poor Pootin, sticking his hand up that puppet's nasty ass
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Then they give some bullshit response about how the Soutern Strategy was a "liberal lie" or something stupid.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
They're trying to hurt people, they're just incompetent and hurt themselves instead. If only the ONLY hurt themselves. :/
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
Burn in your imaginary Hell you hateful cunt
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Now it's time to investigate every one of you traitors spreading lies and disinformation. Court martial every one of you.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Because they fucking can't you moron. You need to prove you're a citizen to vote. But you wouldn't know that if you've never actually voted. Surprise surprise.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Why dont you give us real reasons instead of your Fox "News" horseshit? I googled it and didn't find a fucking thing on his stance. Fuck you worthless lying cunts.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
But how does this umbrella dancing kitten feel about [recent issue]?
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
You're going to have to elaborate. Anyone can scream "he/she's for genocide!!!!" but it doesn't make it true. Give us some proof that he's either enabling or excusing the genocide.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
Every step you take Every move you make Ill be stalking you
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit this kind of subtitle makes my blood boil. Why the fuck can't we just caption full sentences at a time anymore?
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't watched that music video in so long.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
The only cairns I've seen that make sense were the ones on the Appalachian Trail, because they're used as path markers.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Why the hell didn't his ratings tank the first time?
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
"There's no hate stronger than Christian love"
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
The type of cop that follows the law to the letter. A cop without sympathy or empathy.
Mumsie (@mumsie.bsky.social) reposted
Pass pass this on .. too cute a chuckle to miss
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Release the Spellbook!
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA isn't the same as the Republicans. Same strategy, but wildly different policies and mindsets.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Editing comments when @bsky.app
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
"Take a shit" is a weird sentence. Whose shit are you going to take? Why are you taking one at all?
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
I use variations of the same password because I have memory issues now from head trauma :)
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
You're not. Brandon just made me want it by speaking it into existence.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
The dog is obviously in pain trying to hobble around like that. Time for him to cross that rainbow bridge.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
What nonsense. We deserve them when we build connections with them.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
I sat trying to think about how to spell and word this for about 10 minutes just staring at my phone. But thank you autocorrect for turning my word slop into actual sentences
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
Man this edible ain't doing shit for me. *takes another* Half an hour later: I wonder what the color blue smells like
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope they accidentally miss a whole page worth of entries
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
He wants to disenfranchise anyone not able to vote in person by removing the ability to vote by mail. (Soldiers overseas, people without transportation, etc)
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
This kind of conspiracy belongs on Xitter.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
It would make sense why Adolf Twittler bows down to him so often
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
Tom McDonald's is such a MAGAt shill
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
The issue is the peolle that accept this by continuing to vote them in. They're a symptom, bot the disease.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
So you're pro-genocide? Your profile doesn't say you're against it.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine all the people
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully. If we don't destroy all life and ability for life to exist here.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
Dont ask Trump why he thinks America stopped being great. He'll go on a rant about Obama.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
I came pretty close to having my whole face devoured as a toddler from that situation.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed. It's cute and friendly but sticking your face in a dog's is a quick way to trigger a natural response. In the wild, that's a provocation.
Enigma8750 (@enigma8750.bsky.social) reposted
AN OLDIE but GOODIE... Please PET ...
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Im sure there were a large number who did, but got silences through algorithms and bought and paid for news channels.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
How about fraud and shorting your contractors on work you agreed to pay them for?
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Love that people are mocking him with his own style. Fuck that wannabe fascist with a spiked dildo.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
There's a reason that red states are leaches. Because Republicans only fuck things up.
Melissa (@nitenitemelissa.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If they were smart they wouldn’t be MAGA
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Thats a "holy fuck I'm high as fuck" smile if I've ever seen one.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
Someone hand me a Death Note so I can take out these trash political leaders. Ahem Putin ahem Dump
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Too much fun?! I'm calling the police!
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
These news channels need a fucking electric chair that goes off when you interrupt someone. Try to talk over someone? *ZZZ*
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
🎵...I wanna be the man that goes back to bed🎵
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
If they were in would check the box that says "select all"
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Your sunshine falls out and you feel drained. I'm in the same boat.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
MAGA is not Republican. It never was. It has always been the party of Trump.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
I hitchhiked through something similar to Death Valley. Redding California was about 5 degrees cooler than it at the time, but the sun burnt my shoulders through my shirt and my backpack straps.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Why not make hell real?
Robert Reich (@rbreich.bsky.social) reposted
Mark Zuckerberg has spent $110M to buy 11 houses in one Palo Alto neighborhood. He's turning the homes into a compound. That's on top of his 30 bedroom, 30 bathroom compound in Hawaii and another in Lake Tahoe. I don’t want to hear that billionaires can’t afford a wealth tax.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
They'll live, they're too stupid to die.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
I never put together that you two were related. Holy shit.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd prefer face full of dirt
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, it's a fucking plague.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
I doubt you put all this shit on the video, but people need to stop putting their text over videos. Watermarks too.
Larry Hochman (@larryhochman.bsky.social) reposted
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Wholesale inflation up .9%. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Strikes out with make-believe peace meeting. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein $60 million taxpayer money on golf outings. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. They're all full of shit. Not mine though, mine is perfect :)
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Guess I'm becoming an outlaw.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
Hiw many MAGA have to die from Trump's fuck ups before they turn on him? It's not like it's a death cult devoted to a personality instead of reason or humanity. Wait...
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
And it all started in 16 because people were butthurt over a black president actually making this country great(er).
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
And chanting to hang the sitting vice president. Let's not skip over that part.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Dont worry, I'm fat enough to spare some for you.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
I always am. Wanna come over?
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
The answer is obvious, because the fascist won.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Not once did he dodge that lethal shoe, but twice in rapid fire.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Now tell them "Take this job and shove it!" :)
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social)
Those traitors should've been shot like the terrorists they are on Jan 6.
Head of the department of memes (@braindamaged.bsky.social) reply parent
Im partial to Metroid Fusion only because I played that game for thousands of hours on long road trips as a kid on my GBA.