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Mr. T swimming laps.
I know. It would be much more correct to call it the insurance industry's rebuttal to universal healthcare. (The conservative rebuttal to universal healthcare happened in 1993 when they declared a blood feud against Hillary Clinton for even suggesting the idea.)
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No, the ACA was a rebuttal against the conservative position, which was to do absolutely nothing regarding health care. George Bush, around 2006: "Why do we have to do health care reform? Sick people can just go to the emergency room."
The Harry Potter show should be shot in Vancouver.
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It is also really funny that JK Rowling knows only one short person.
At first I was like, "Warwick, no!" and then I remembered what happened with the Willow TV show and how he probably knows a well-paying job that will be buried for tax reasons when he sees one.
It is so funny to announce this after that Chris Columbus interview.
"If you can subtract voters who are somewhere between liberal and far left, also known as the actual center of the party, the Democrats would win more easily."
"The Fake Ghostbusters," a totally serious horror remake of "Ghostbusters" like the Conjuring movies that treats the original movie like actual historical events.
I will go completely insane if we end up in a second Donald Trump pandemic.
I'm not sure why you put those things in caps since you are wrong: the heads of departments serve at the pleasure of the president. This is why a new president gets to pick a new cabinet; they don't have term lengths or limits.
I actually found myself in a Sears a few weeks ago. The lack of product and wide open floor spaces made me sad.
Who is Robby Starbuck and why does he think Cracker Barrel listened to him, specifically.
499 million dollar bounty on RFK.
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Well that kind of settles it: aliens aren't real.
I think the writers like the cast too, and that's why it's morphing into a light romantic comedy with occasional sci-fi.
#1 is not Dan Aykroyd (it's David Lynch).
Opening my giant spreadsheet of celebrities ranked on likelihood that they have ever busted a ghost.
And we would finally meet Sisko's brothers that he mentions exactly once.
A show about all the Star Trek main characters siblings and dud family members.
I wish Paul Sorvino and Tony Todd were still around, so they could headline a spinoff called Star Trek: Brothers.
Uhura should have a little crush on Scotty (and vice versa), to give some context for their weird thing in Star Trek 5.
My big criticism of Strange New Worlds season 3 is that the "Ortegas's brother" story doesn't work on any level.
Frakes is anti-RFK.
lol bitch what
Speaking of freaks in poor health, what is the deal with RFK's full-body tremor?
It's Sylvia Earle's 90th birthday, I saw her talk with Laura Dern when she was only 87.
Peter Parker goes on Jeopardy!, crushes this category.
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Although I guess "Ranting and having an aid transcribe and clean it up" is possible.
It's a better effort than the one about the tariffs, but you're right: this is written by someone used to writing in complete sentences and connecting each thought.
Working on a SNW Kirk painting that is really making me laugh.
Amazing to offer this as Proof of Life frankly.
Honestly shocked by how aggressively anti-art this GoDaddy ad is. youtu.be/XNjZF46_AZg?...
Long back-and-forths about what deli meat is best.
What if Briscoe and Cerreta had to team up.
That glorious window between asking someone out and feeling alive and the crushing disappointment of realizing they are never, ever going to reply.
Enjoy but mentally prepare for the letdown you'll feel when you see him alive on TV.
For example, why hasn't Trump fired the CDC director, if that's all it takes to legally fire her?
The Laura Rozen tweets, and then people thinking about it and being like, "Wait a minute..."
Why are you using a picture of RFK
So is my mom's.
RFK has direct, statutory power that Stephen Miller does not. He is so much more dangerous.
You can tell because the sentences are complete.
Not to pour grist in the rumor mill, but I don't think he wrote this.
I had a lovely time at my friends' wedding and driving home stopped at a gas station and learned Bin Laden was killed.
Can relate.
Now, maybe I'm dumb, but wouldn't solar on this scale be basically THE curb on emissions?
I'm a "Trump definitely has heart failure" truther but I think it's just as likely that he's fucking off cause he's old and lazy and it's a long weekend.
Oh we're sharing Wattos, huh? 4" x 4" Watto oil sketch from a few years ago #noneroticWatto
They'll probably knock down the tariffs but in a way that leaves a narrow path for him to do some tariffs in the future.
You know I've never heard him mention any of these "chronic diseases" by specific names.
I think that's what it's supposed to mean, and that's why it codes as right wing to me--masturbation is "evil" because it keeps you from having a million kids.
"Do own gun insurance? ICE has a $50,000 signing bonus. You jack off too much and your Simpsons wife is worried." --Instagram
My instagram ads have been getting increasingly unhinged and right-wing and now:
Heart failure isn't something that kills you tomorrow, but it does kill you eventually.
The IV treatments are lasix to get fluid off. We've seen the leg catheter, and he looked way less swollen in the face the day he had the IV bruise.
I do not believe this headline but I do believe he is being treated for heart failure.
Interesting, "burn through" is also a phrase that comes to mind when I think about RFK.
Oh no! They broke out the videos!
I think Gavin Newsom should blow up Israel. Does that make you happy?
Trump reminds me of my dad in so many ways including this.
(And the answer for why California isn't run like a more liberal state, is because it really isn't. It is simply more secular than other states, which gives the appearance of liberalism.)
My congressman got tear-gassed at the federal detention center. My senator very famously got tackled to the floor. If you're only looking at Newsom, you aren't looking.
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Why does he look like an AI-generated composite
I relish every time my co-workers ask "is that Guy Fieri... as... Cable!?"
@brandonbird.bsky.social Co-worker review of the new art hanging in my cubicle: "Baffling."
I realized yesterday what he reminds me of: he's a Columbo villain, and he treats the country like silly Lt. Columbo.
This is mostly about the new one but it's been true about almost every one (e.g. people being mad that Spock ate bacon, people being mad that Spock has a girlfriend)
Me watching recent Strange New Worldses: That was alright. Me reading Strange New Worlds takes: What the shit are you talking about.
Running towards an escape pod before I start engaging with terrible Strange New Worlds takes.
I got a new iphone so I'd have a better camera to take vacation photos, got home and realized all my pictures from my trip were in a format I had never heard of.
There’s one policy that Democrats could run on that guarantees they’d sweep back into power: making .webp images illegal
The Trump administration ordering natural history museums to cover their current exhibits with pictures of dinosaurs in swamps.
I'm actually surprised the MAGA movement hasn't demanded a return to featherless dinosaur depictions.
My mom told me she likes to read the articles on The New York Post because "they have good reporting" and I wanted to be like, "You are literally the first human on earth to ever say that."
(If this administration had its eye on long-term consolidation of power, they would be hitting the gas on replacing at least some of the Republicans on the Supreme Court before the midterms.)
Okay: 1) Vance WAS the Peter Thiel candidate. There isn't a smarter, more sinister guy waiting in the wings. 2) The new VP has to be confirmed by a majority in both houses, so this the outcome depends entirely on whether Trump dies before or after the midterms.
His popularity would get a little boost at first and then crater because the MAGA floor would finally give.
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elements of the MAGA aesthetic: -pre-fab (tight suits that aren't tailored, those Home Depot decorations on the White House walls) -ceding control to an authority ("Elon Musk thinks this car looks cool") -the idea you can buy taste -impressing in-groups (again, those stupid suits)
Any aesthetic that's like "I took time to consider things aesthetically" is by definition not MAGA.
If you throw salt on RFK, does he shrivel up like other slugs?
Mill RFK. Oops, typo.
She does not have the ability to spot guile, and her husband is a credulous, conspiracy-believing fool (he told me there was going to be a second lockdown in 2024 "because it's an election year").
... so she just doesn't have the skills to recognize that a rinky-dink channel called like, "America News Reports" is propaganda.
My mom has always had incomprehensible politics (she's a Reagan-Dukasis-Jill Stein voter), and I didn't have to worry about her falling down a Fox News hole because she hates cable. But what's happened now is that the right wing shit is spread out over youtube and is much better disguised...