I would rather be running from something that is trying to kill me than be stuck in traffic
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I would rather be running from something that is trying to kill me than be stuck in traffic
Treating people who want their very existence in some way protected like they're spoiled babies is just disgusting
The liberal perspective in shows and movies is just so beyond played out. Oh is the solution once again to have good, noble, *REASONABLE* people operating the machines of oppression? Imagine that.
If you seek to destroy me along with my country, you'll need to get between me and it because I plan to destroy it alongside you
One of my natural advantages in boxing are my large, broad shoulders I can disappear my chin into
I respect those who do hunger strikes but I just don't know what conscience they're looking to appeal to. Those in power have never been further beyond caring what happens to your average person. They're like an invading force of aliens at this point.
I usually have fun here unless some rabid Dem Party loyalist is slandering me or trying to report me to the FBI for disliking Kamala Harris (yes that happened)
Someone disagreed with The Ball Man
Public shows of bigotry are statements of intent to commit violence and/or attempts to incite violence. Ultimately, that's what they are. I will not be kind to those given to making them just like I wouldn't be kind to an arsonist trying to set the building I'm in on fire.
They can't just say "be nice to bigots" so they have to make multi post threads dancing around what they actually think
I will never be nice to fascists and their enablers. It will never happen. I am far from alone in this.
"People are hostile here" (Puts on They Live glasses) "People won't let me regurgitate power serving propaganda here"
Boiling the planet to save you 20 minutes of your day
Finally a fun one that shouldn't erupt into an annoying argument gets a bit of traction.
My creationist myth is that Sasquatches (yetis, Bigfoot, etc.) made us through selective primate breeding and now their life is spent hiding in terror from their vile creations
"Go for the other side's voters and you'll lose yours" is such mind numbingly simple calculus that it's hard to believe there isn't a want to lose at work.
Guy one emergency from bankruptcy: "LOONIE lefties just want to tear this great society apart!"
Liberals are hamstringing themselves with this around the globe. Look at Labour.
If you can't see that the flip flopping rhetoric on immigration is destroying Dem voter turnout, you're not a serious person having a serious conversation.
We can't beat fascists by being fascists. I wish you could see that.
Dems see how much fun their rich Republican friends are having just openly being evil pieces of shit and they want in on that too. Hence the Newsom push.
I honestly think you'd boost sales by publicly telling them to fuck themselves
"We just need to find the right messaging to sell this shit everyone hates"
So you're fine with throwing homeless people, trans people and immigrants under the bus? You know there's a guy you can trust to do that with more vigor than Newsom, right?
Not a single one of them can remember Dems ratcheting up soft great replacement theory rhetoric in regards to immigration. If that isn't a nonstarter for you, you might as well just vote Republican.
"You just want someone who agrees with you about everything!" she shouted in defense of the candidate who agrees with you about literally nothing.
If you think immigrants are a drain on a country's resources, go ahead and believe Trump won in 2020. Start looking for the antichrist. Get no vaccines and contract a disease from a few centuries ago. That's the level you're operating on.
He lost large quantities of "vital ooze" I'm hearing
Here I go a votin'
I feel this one as an elder millennial. It took me a while to figure out "based" didn't exclusively mean unapologetically racist.
Why do I think there isn't monolithic thought in the south? Maybe because I've read more Marx than most of you and I live in a Texas exurb? Bro I exist. Therefore...
Aging myself but I'm glad I got out before that became a thing. At least you got something out of it I guess.
Here's why loud losers are cool actually
Imagine trying to shine the reputations of any of these odious losers. How could one do it and look themselves in the mirror without having a psychotic episode?
The Dumbest and Worst Administration In The Country's History Thinks This guy Is Cool Here's why that's remarkable
"Don't shoot the messenger." "Okay." (Disembowels the messenger with a kukri)
I feel like that would narrow the size of the tent but that's something I support. The problem is having too many in said tent who are in direct opposition of all those things. That's not sustainable or workable.
Yeah you can't have literally everyone. Good thing you only need enough people to win. If you fall on abortion is murder, you lose those on the other side. You can't placate both sides of every argument. Who is saying to do that? That makes no sense.
Other. Candidates. Exist.
Andrew Johnson is smiling up from hell
American political conversation: "Man people should at least be able to eat and be housed, right?" "Okay, Stalin. Let me know how the mass murder campaign works out."
You really are so fucked if someone starts shooting up the grocery store you're in. All you have are long, straight, brightly lit corridors to run down. Basically just a shooting gallery at that point. Man I hate this country.
Now that they won't stop bringing him up he's Gavin Oldsome
Fight the urge to sit inside and paint the world outside as exclusively full of people you can't trust looking to harm you.
My politics are based around my personal feelings about individual politicians. I am very serious.
DemoKKKracy
It's actually good Trump is too racist to form a fascist internationale
The response to your voters saying "I'm not voting for that shitstain" isn't to shriek "YES YOU WILL!" You actually have to placate them. That's how politics works.
If you think immigrants are a drain on a country's resources, go ahead and believe Trump won in 2020. Start looking for the antichrist. Get no vaccines and contract a disease from a few centuries ago. That's the level you're operating on.
Wish I could pay for weed with bullets like I'm in Metro 2033.
I'm amused at the thought of replacing a dead guy with someone who looks worse than he ever has
We should definitely try and preserve the systems that brought us to preventing and curing disease being a partisan issue
Lmao here we go again
It'll turn out he's dead and then a newly appointed and weirdly lucid Joe Biden will address the nation. So begins Hyperbrandonization.
If it did happen I'll need to call my wife at work to tell her so we can just laugh for a while
Probably the funniest thing I've posted here.
They did. I saw it. I'm available for interviews.
I remember fear of a potential competent fascist arising in the future but I think the current base being played to by Republicans would just think he was gay if he did come along and dislike him. The competent fascist will come wearing a (D). Mark my words.
Do you even believe this anymore? It would make you one of very few.
I feel like even unread people would be like "Germany in 1942... wait a minute."
It would make a difference. He's the face of their movement and they have no one who could conceivably replace him.
I'll never apologize for recognizing the true enemies of society and calling them whatever I damn well please
RIP Joe Rogan
Did anything actually happen or are y'all just trying to form a spirit bomb?
And I imagine your grandpa wasn't a billionaire surrounded by other billionaires super invested in keeping him alive
He's a monstrous piece of shit and so are you for supporting him
I'll believe it when I see that putrid corpse
Why do English politicians think they can't do anything without throwing trans people in a wood chipper? It's all the way across the damn board.
Boofing pop rocks and farting lightning
Just whipped out his KoCk right there
The electoral college, voter suppression, and gerrymandering exist. The large part of the country exclusively full of racist redneck caricatures you can safely condemn exists only in your mind.
RIP Joe Rogan
Anybody wanna hang out, train, spar, turn ourselves into the realized ideal of the barbarians at the gate?
"He's on the verge of heart failure!" I'm sorry but it's apparent to me evil rich people have all but defeated death.
More like Erect Bizkit
Only way to talk to the spirit of a dead friend who is trapped in the machine
By this logic, the first move would be to round up every white boy who is mad that he can't get laid
Ugh. I've encountered this type of coworker a few times. Sorry brother.
Not endorsing the man but the tool
Dem voters: "Can we kill Nazis? Let us kill Nazis." Dems: "Hey we can be hip, too. That's right. Just like the Nazis."
Has John Fetterman praised Ashli Babbitt yet?
Vote for Razor Blade Baseball Bat
"We look into the general insistence on eating and what it says about your average american"
I could see gargle too
What will he growl out next?
Today I learned Retro Commercial Screens is America
They never, for a single second, consider how ridiculous they sound to those the fascists are looking to victimize. Almost like they don't care what they think.
He didn't have to worry about love tearing him apart since in the end he was widely loathed
Been coming up with Star Wars names for a while but I think "Scub Dynamo" might be my opus
Cool. They humanize fascist trash with these articles so when good people come forth and do God's Work, they can be framed as a great evil in society and not someone with a human conscience doing necessary societal pest control.
"JD Vance fucks couches" and "immigrants are a drain on a country's resources" are equally true statements. One should keep that in mind.
Call me crazy, but I'm not interested in becoming an organ bank
Fuck you all the way into the sun if you want my support for this monstrous piece of shit. He's just Trump. He's the same fucking dude. Fuck you for liking him.
You'll reap what you have sown
SHUT UP
Not just a flippin' murder spree but a flippin' murder spree on flippin' steroids!
There's an insidiousness there. It's not just the usual feigned helplessness.
Dem policy in 2026: means tested Labubu distribution
Liberals love blinding themselves to the shortcomings of the electoral college while spewing bullshit from a soapbox