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Can’t wait to take the family to Disney World and ride the Tower of Tuberculosis
So excited to see which of my friends or family wins Powerball
You voted for his bill. Have some self respect and retire
No
The Passion 2 Fast 2 Jesus
Yeah the gravy is weird but sausage gravy works on breakfast pizza
Fuck it, I would have eaten that back in the day. Not a good day, but a day nonetheless.
The President of the United States basically said all the Epstein victims are liars. Because he’s a pedophile
🤷♂️
It isn’t just cops using Flock and LPR’s. They’re everywhere. Consider yourself under 24 hour surveillance when you leave your home and if you have Alexa, in your home too.
Well they’ll both still be in Florida when I depart, but pretty much everyone else I know is in WA, OR, CA, NV.
And we’re done
She definitely needs to pick up the pace.
Finally some good news then
My dad and stepmom are likely heading back to Washington next fall/winter at the latest. My mom and her pup can come hang out with me for as long as she’d like. Anything to avoid having to set foot here again.
Vrooooooom
This place is rotten. Once I leave soon, I’ll hopefully only be back 2-3 more times in my life.
So great
And really he doesn’t mean Jews, he means they need Jews for their idiotic end of the world bullshit. Jews are the useful idiots in their plans:
I feel like "We've decided to summarily execute people for crimes we don't have to prove" is more than just a slippery slope.
This is going to reflect poorly on her come job evaluation time.
Ghost jobs are a real danger for people living paycheck to paycheck. Someone teetering on the edge of poverty may spend precious hours, transportation money, and emotional energy applying to positions that don’t exist or are already filled.
Midterms lol
Let me translate this: The US military murdered people in international waters for allegedly smuggling drugs. I was personally involved in the seizure of around 60,000kgs (132,000lbs for the non-metric system folks) of cocaine in my USCG career and never murdered anyone in the process.
Because State’s rights is one of the biggest fabrications among a long list of many in this country.
This is just the second phase of the plan. First was turning all the frogs gay, then it was cloning Trump. Part 3 is gonna be a doozy.
If my tv was so fucking “smart” it would change the channel automatically when people I hate come onto the screen, though in its defense, it would be very busy
Yeah whatever it is, it’ll be illegal, racist and moronic.
Trump is going to announce he signed on a free with Man U.
They’re so close to their goals. All of the worst people in the world are winning and soon they’ll have it all.
Haven’t seen anything yet
I don’t know the Irish blight color scale, but I doubt yellow stands for super awesome and this alert is so you don’t miss out on all the super awesomeness
He’s a hump
I thought this was going to be months again so 3 weeks, shit, make it 4-5 just to be sure
Was thinking it would be longer. Let’s hope it’s 3.
Well might I interest you in Panama 🤣
I wonder if there is a word for if the president moved the government and military to states that voted for him, and then deploys troops to states that didn't.
Oh my work phone and personal phone are the same thing so, ✅
Between email on your computer, email on your phone, teams message, teams message telling me to check the email they just sent, like all of this is fucking insane
Can’t steal from me what someone has already stolen
Military action Venezuela, troops in Chicago or renaming DoD Department of War, then announcing one of the other 2 or both
Things are so bad even ketchup is getting divorced
Literally letting a dog call Belichick's first game in CFB now.
I mean the body is cold at that point
Belichick's postgame press conference decorated like a baby shower - balloon arch and all lmao
Don’t forget to get your homecoming photos taken under the balloon arch
14?
Eh man come on
lol www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba...
What did he do smoke a joint and shave his head?
I’ve never lived in Chicago but I’ve spent a bunch of time there and if I didn’t have reasons to go back to Washington, I’d move to Illinois in a heartbeat. Not breaking any news but it’s cold as fuck in the winter. The coldest I’ve ever been in my life was in North Chicago.
Is Weinstein producing it?
There is nothing wrong with being prepared. Plus there are so many bottle popping worthy ones, the next day, can be the day, for them and you (to drink champagne, not the other thing).
I do too even with Nketiah. I think we need another striker, preferably with hold up play.
I still think we’re thin, but I like what the 2 new attackers can do. If they click with the system we can continue to be zero fun to play. Also need Riad and Doucoure back
So the attackers are Uche and Yeremy to replace Eze and Nketiah for now. Hope Sarr’s hammy is okay.
Great for us this season and I suspect he signs with you in January and finishes out his contract in the splendid Marc Guehi manner we’re all accustomed.
So silly. They can sign him in January and 5 months later he’s theirs. I’m sorry we didn’t punt our season and btw, save them £35m on a guy they’ll get on a free. If they want to feel a bit done dirty, okay, we’d feel the same but this guy is dramatically overreacting 🤣
So no Solomon loan and no outgoing for JRS?
“Ankle injury”
My main complaint about Parish/board is the way do transfer business, the time, not the players. Uche might be the steal of the window.
lol
Yeah I just saw. What a fucking bummer.
Ah fuck man. You always got a good shift from Mr. Greene. RIP.
If you have never had a fight (argument) with your significant other on a flight, count yourself lucky. I just had a movie related flashback to one I had and it gave me cold sweats. The movie is Valerian. That piece of shit ruined a vacation
Uche is a big plus, but yeah we’re still light
Loan?
Also I’m Parish I go drop a contract extension in Glasner’s lap and I say, “you good with Marc walking for nothing, cool, now it’s your problem too,” but say it in a cool way, like action movie team ups, yeah there is no way he can pull it off.
I’ve seen few Palace folks upset about one more season with a Guehi, a proper goodbye at the end of the season and then waiting til this is exact moment on deadline day next summer to find his replacement
If the story about Glasner is true, makes me like him even more.
Even better
Okay well I seem to be up to speed. First off, Marc stays, yay Second, wow. Not good, not good at all. Third, the medical issue we found with Igor is he’s shit. Fourth, I don’t know why didn’t use numbers instead writing out the actual number. #cpfc
Ok so I had to step away from deadline day. Are we officially relegated and has anyone checked to see if Beaky is okay? #cpfc
Yep, only spoken there and very few other places
He finally figured out how to fund the new stand
I only eat fresh picked cheese, straight from the tree.
They just liked the way it sounded, pure coincidence 😀
Ah yes, centuries of France and its staunch anti-colonialism past 🤣
They can hang their “best after group stage” banner
Won’t be an issue at all if it happens.
I’d rather have Marc Guehi til May 2026 than £35 million now, but I’m a nobody sitting on his couch at 1pm on a Monday
Ok El Khannouss to Palace is dead
Bingo. The “will he won’t he go” will carry the last hour of programming.
Possible.
“If” really sticking it to us washed up athletic bums out here🤣
Im also not buying him to United. He thinks dealing with Parish is difficult, lol, United is a dumpster fire
Just from a pure career path, leaving over transfer business isn’t going to help him. He’s got a trophy winning pedigree and if we have another successful season losing Guehi and Eze, all it does it increase his value on the market.
Watched him grow up from a skinny kid making his debut to a fabulous premier league defender. Happy Birthday to our T Mitch
Universe is cooking up something big
He could be our new Luka
All the old movies my grandparents watched seemed like the same move over and over: alcoholic chain smoker solves overly complicated caper with the help of a lovely young lady in a hat
He looks like one of the guys who almost gets John Wick, like a good 45 seconds of back and forth before getting killed by some random pointy object shoved in his eye. Sign him immediately
These are clearly the two best teams and Chelsea so I see no need to drag this out anymore and just have Liverpool play Palace best out of 7. Chelsea can play inter squad matches to decide the other CL and Europa spots. It’ll give their 74 first team players something to do.
The 5pm Sunday dinner with Monday off is as good as it gets
But it makes me understand why old people were the way were now that I’m one of them And dinner at 430pm fucking rules
Watching old NFL highlights from 1997🤣
True, I just meant more about the age of things. And John Hughes movies are ageless classics 😀
Last day of vacation, so guess I’ll watch 8 hours of transfer deadline day coverage and wait for the work dread to creep in