Separate incidents?
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Separate incidents?
Are they launching him?
surround & drown, literally
take the wildland firefighting tactic of surrounding the fire with more fire
I daydream about being woken in the dead of night by the sound of shouts, cheers, and car horns.
Ready to park facing the wrong way on a one-way street and stare at their phones.
liberalism is second best example of a circle jerk
I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
That makes sense. His cell phone bill and his kid’s school make a little less sense, but hey, who’s got time for all these emails?
Hunter Biden laptop
@pickle-bucket.bsky.social it’s time
now that this smug Nazi prick's face is out there, he should not be able to set foot outdoors in daylight without getting the s*** b*** o** o* h***
It’s time.
One of them has a sphere, so I think they’ve got this
One league gets all of the instant replay stuff, and the other goes to back to wearing button up polyester shirts, the balloon protector behind the plate, and more yelling.
The City of Denver trash app, which primarily is little more than a reminders app you put your address into, includes a game about sorting recyclables. I want Xcel Energy to get a game.
wait it’s literally called Tactical Baby Gear sorry for the confusion that’s literally the brand name
listen to Kublai Kahn TX
I don’t believe he could cross Bedford at any point throughout its entire length. Frankly it’s probably 2x too far out.
there's a real conversation to be had about what does and does constitute safety but if you're using the moment of a Trumpist crackdown on a city denied congressional representation to say you're scared of certain neighborhoods then you're a dupe and a mark at best and a quiet fascist at worst.
I wonder if he sits on a booster seat while driving.
Person who filmed video “How to Boil Water” worries Mamdani is not a serious person
The most tactical thing about this is how sharp his elbow is.
He just got some pest control work done and had the invoices sent to me. The Ireland one just had his car repaired too. Glad they're taking care of maintenance tasks.
A different BC in western Massachusetts does the same, including having tried to open a business bank account under my email address. I noticed it was a small MA bank so figured it was that guy again, so I called the branch and they said he was in there in person doing it.
"What on earth is going on in there???" they say, as I pull up the video of them performing at the Virgin Megastore to explain.
The guy with my name who lives in Cork, Ireland—a lovely place—and gives out my email address all the time, just signed me up for the Irish Rail newsletter. He doesn't appear to have bought a ticket or anything and this is a side effect, he just wanted train news...which I now get. Great.
You absolutely do not need to be fair to anyone involved at any level of implementing a fascist police state, especially including those in the test run (this).
No problem. You can read my posts or anyone else responding to you to learn more about that. Lots of options around here.
It’s exactly what you replied to, which was a reply to the same concept in a different area.
I wonder if this ever goes toward having no bathrooms at all. Enough BWW’s and similar places are going to get sued or lose business for becoming body inspectors, driving their whack job owners to lobby against the need to provide bathrooms at all and eliminate their risk.
And you think this is a legitimate question to ask the employee at a DSW Shoes or Foot Locker?
"I asked AI what it really costs to make these shoes and they said $15 in materials so why does the price tag say $85? Can you match their price?"
This is obviously going to happen _and_ he's going to say Big Balls during the ceremony.
So delete it then.
A FedEx office is currently being asked to print this on a 4'x8' poster board, delivered to the House chamber
I brought my family to see Congress certify the vote for the 2020 presidential election. The first thing I saw was a bunch of MAGA thugs assaulting the Capitol, one of whom was wearing a stupid buffalo hat. So forgive me if I doubt that the guy who pardoned them is going to bring crime down.
I guess that’s also our fault.
They also never know what to do with their hands. Always pulling on their vests or tucked inside some tactical pocket.
Mumbling "I had to get it on" while eating a strawberry shortcake ice cream bar. My wife bounces my head off the table 3x harder than Neil does.
He’s going to call it Deep Town
It happened
Wait, you're telling me ChatGPT sucks shit and can't count and doesn't know about states and says asinine things when you ask it questions? Oh no!
remove instant replay
Is this the visitors center on I-70 on the east side? That path on the right looks very familiar.
I love when an answer starts off with "I don't want to say."
NYT: it has been hit with just about every misfortune that can befall a company Everyone else [chanting]: more, more, more
Ordered. First book I’ll own where I’ve seen the author’s boner.
$1500 of Hooters wings spread across a table at city hall like it’s a bunch of inoperable guns to demonstrate the claimed 8x increase in crime
Remembered as a legal giant? Doesn't look that big to me.
Now _your_ hands hurt? Nothing I can do about it, pal.
It would be quite a special talent to simultaneously communicate with all drug manufacturers around and negotiate different discounts all over 100% and also be a pedophile. Lot going on there.
You know how history is packed wall to wall with people who took orders from god and angels and how in the 20th century that became voices from the television and government radio signals? Get ready for A.I. to come up in a LOT of really grim court cases.
The Bobby Big Wheel Guarantee
Someone ask in a press briefing if he built Truth Social from scratch. "I learned JavaScript. Beautiful language, really. Truly one of the best. Obama told people to learn how to code and he didn't do it. Couldn't. Really a bad guy."
There are multiple lawyers in the country, you can generally pay attention to more than one thing at a time as an adult, etc.
1. this is so funny 2. silicon valley has never been more washed, this is embarrassing 3. you cannot pretend to be like a professional sports player if your job involves the computer
Do you use different names on different legal paperwork? As in are you sometimes Ryan Cox and sometime Ryan Middlename Cox? The judge at my last jury duty mentioned this as a reason people get called more often (and that frequency isn’t a reason to be excused from his court).
talk about Remembering A Guy
I ordered some photo prints from Crown Heights that were printed in, I think, Greenpoint. They went through Philly.
Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
The extra returns in the texts looks like they were written while driving said car off a cliff
This is just baby talk, which is pathetic.
Wearing my Dxyufazhe to the beach party
The Cardinals would let a masked ICE agent throw out the first pitch.
Where are we at with gas stoves?
I like that it not only blew the stop sign and hit the kid, but it continues on as a hit-and-run. There's another video from inside the car and it's not them driving after the hit.
It'll be him lying flat on his back shirtless so fans can come up and open mouth kiss him.
Love to constantly refer to my uncle who died 62 years ago when I was 9. Excited to hear him talk about how people who lived in caves 300 years ago didn't have lung cancer.
How's he going to fit Lincoln commercials and being University of Texas Super Fan in to all of this?
Charles, Kenny, Shaq, and Ernie as some kind of quad presidency.
Kara Swisher pulling down her aviator sunglasses: see, I told you he’s a complicated guy
Elon and Trump pulling into separate Home Depot parking lots and tweeting “I’m here you fuckaas bitch”
here's how Jeb Bush could still become president
Typing “you’re supposed to use /s for sarcasm posts!!” 14 times per day every day
He's going to try playing both sides
Posting from the front seat of my F-350 while wearing white Oakleys: Isn't it Game They?
I studied maps of the area I lived in. What are major streets, where are highways, what city is what direction of the other, etc. I drove around the Chicago area umpiring baseball games and had to know where high schools or parks were, and the need to be on time turned navigation into a need.
Putting on four wrist braces and getting ready to Post
People who point out how much water LLMs use aren’t saying no water should ever be used, they’re saying it shouldn’t be used to ask Grok how many months there are
My favorite part of this is the umpire's tiny little ejection motion, just a gentle flick of the wrist. In response Walls couldn't be contained by multiple people.
AYCE Hot Doubles without a time limit could fetch a pretty penny from me
Chuck Schumer will find a way to make it about the Tooth Fairy
Meta spent billions on a VR game that like 20 people used and the avatars couldn't even have legs.
Kenny did it
Counterpoint: Tax them double whatever the proposal is.
Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.
I’ve now been in multiple restaurants where a guy is wearing merch from what I look up and find is one of these retreats, and their wife and kids stare at one or more devices the entire time and no one says a single word. Excited to hear the Roth diagnosis.
Slow driving doesn’t cause people to change lanes. Impatience is a self-inflicted problem.
I'm more interested in the deception version.
Interrupting the breakdown to announce home owners insurance is over, then playing the worst solo you've ever heard.
Waited 8 minutes for an employee to unlock it and then took one dose for the night.
yes
A few years ago I worked for a men’s magazine and edited this writer who was a biohacker. He would take any gas station dick pill or inject anything into his dick or do anything to his balls for like $500. Anyway I just saw on IG that RFK Jr invited him to give a presentation at the White House
I love the logo, making it clear that the main idea is Takes and in small text it describes that they happen to be done by Hers. This might as well be a City of the Day sponsor.
Gillette is scrambling to figure out what's next
