Remove the grayblock so that we may identify this ruffian and add just a dash of wisdom into their head. Repeatedly. ❤
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Remove the grayblock so that we may identify this ruffian and add just a dash of wisdom into their head. Repeatedly. ❤
But those blue eyes still weigh a ton!
Burning Man?
Great, now i gotta watch Moe's lie detector scene. Thanks alot! Signed, Dr. Brian "Stinklines" O'blivion
The blue tinge on some of your fingers tells me this ain't the first time you rode the therm(ometer)(mercury addicts have a rich tradition of slang). It's never too late to quit. ❤
Tarheel blue but polo shirt really drives home the Crayola-Cornflower-Blue of it all. Just a total loss of spirit.
Perhaps the underground tunnels of DC can welcome these shrunken people incapable of normal human interactions and some of their selected staffers can be sent down with them too to continue catering to their self-image and also venture above ground to gather supplies. Just spitballing.
When WWE came to Peoria, IL in the early 90s, one of the Nasty Boys got arrested. I think it was the blond one.
Some of those ferrules are awfully shiny...
Wear should i dump this old material then? Out the window on the Turnpike or buried deep in the Meadowlands? Sorry, but i saw this post and it made me think of this joke. I watched a lot of Night Court growing up so trashing NJ comes more naturally.
Let em flip it first!
Good Lordy Too much tortie! ❤
988 can be called 24/7. They will listen, offer a check-up call the next day. Maybe plan on calling them on the day that would've been your next therapy session. YOU ARE NOT ALONE. ❤
Got a three-legged cat who learned to use the Flippity Fish as a mastrurbation aid in the time it took the apes in 2001 to discover shit. Etc.
Full house and 5+ ACEs, clanging silverware drawer.
I ain't gotta clue! I just checked the Fleshlight quarterly reports, they are still humming; Hitachi is also. Healthy demand still in silicone, both solid & liquids. 🤷♀️ People are still coming and going, just not as much in Iowa anymore.
P U!!!
Kneecapwatch '25.
Here's a banger WE all can mash in the rich human tradition of hating our social betters! ❤
Cuomo's (current) loss should be Adams' gain if he can put the donuts down for a fucking second and look at your goddamned resume! Have you tried LinkedIn yet?
"dusky blush"! 😔
A fortunate son, swollen cur, and aortic prick die soon. Fine, whenever
I call it picking apples from different trees; never know when it'll be a bushel until it's a bushel. Just keep picking!
And Cuomo STILL hasn't gotten in touch? Whatamotherfucker!
Those fonts deserve restraining orders against each other!
Apologies. Deleted. ❤
"I'm gonna make it!" L❤L
Or God forbid Parisian!
Amen 🙏. ❤
Marie Antoinette’s last-ditch effort to save her head.
She's halfway to Havisham!
Solar power! 👊
Gosh, i never thought about it like that! Keen insight Brendel and fwiw, i think you would be great asset to the Cuomo campaign. ❤
I remember it and BTK too.
You didn't have the ticket stub from the IheartCountry's Hockey Goalapalooza when you went to redeem your free medium fry did you?
Greek vanilla yogurt hits the hangry spot in about 4 spoonfuls in my experience. Always helps settle my stomach.
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@angelic.style you may dig this ❤
Keep scraping! ❤
Please come back on Wednesday afternoons to plug your evening set on twitch at least! Some of us need reminders! ❤
Being a billionaire is a spiritual and human defect but their children can grow. Seems to stay off his phone more than other billionaires. Too woke for Mark Cuban for sure.
Billionaire(inherited)(quasi-complimentary-it's just, well, you know) ❤
Think of all that snake oil not consumed by humans! What a boon!
Picturing a bar set in the Klondike and Prospector Brit heaps her burlap sack onto the bar top with a thud quickly followed by the sound of a hubcap rolling.
Is having six Skittles in the baster good or bad?
Yea, stick to sports!
Frankly using the term "polo ponies" is an insult to the rich inner life ofeach individual polo pony. "A mallet of polo pony" sounds more majestic than "polo ponies" anyways🤷♀️.
He needs to cut his hair, it's kinda like a reverse Sam-and-Diane situation.
That's gonna be me after i smoke this infused grapple pie that the store said was their strongest preroll(79%)! I hope to be red-eyed and from another world in about half an hour. ❤
Hope her daughter gets psychic revenge upon her enemies.
If the internet was a lake, brit is the grizzled retiree who knows the times-of-day and locations of all the good spots for crappie, bluegill, walleye, catfish etc..
I believe, ahem, the term is "bazongas".
"See Nana? If i tried to eat around the raisins in those cinnamon rolls like you wanted me too, i just knew i would look like a rat-bastard like him!
Hope it's not too early to switch on their Christmas-filter!
Mouth's once smirking now teeth gnashing Their puffed avatar fallen finally diseased oak succumbing to blight Millions dancing, the Rapture of release "How can you laugh at a time like this?" "Like this." The echoes merge into gales, Laughter link hearts like the underground tunnels in DC. ❤
Monty has an heir?
Too many puppies.
"An Arby-Q for each person, according to their (Meat) need."
Christmas-shopping early for the family i see. ❤
Just make tomorrow's a banger! L❤L
You are an inspiration. ❤
❤ get better, get back your cool, get back your hand, luke.❤
Sorry, but my mom's a shoo-in. Better luck next year. ❤
Hearing a lot more COMPLAININ than INNOVATIN on this thread! What IS to be done? Sharks? Consume them all. ❤
Him wearing the Fridge's Bear's jersey with a headband on would sell it even more.
Better watch them two barrels at the edge of the stairs. Being in the sun like that can cause them to roll all on their own!
Here's another version to break up the monotony.
The Smithsonian dropped the FUCKING BALL!!!! But fucking Fonzi's leather jacket sits pristine in a temperature-controlled environment?!?
Don't question it Citizen!
Well I think you are typing too much!
When the Devil asks if you'd like to live deliciously, pull a Take 5 from your pocket and tell them you already do!
The bits of unintelligible intelligence create a soft layer of peace to hide in.
Beef tallow wasn't meant for modern day fryers. Too strong.
As on the internet, so IRL. You kill it everywhere.
i have three archaeology and heritage starter packs, and more folks and ords have joined since i last updated them. here's 1 go.bsky.app/FrmtR15
It really does make loading up on info a breeze, dumping it can still be a chore though.
Killer set last night. It was nice to do art while someone played music live. Felt like old times with lost friends. Take care. ❤
Sure beats Isabella.
He sold his soul and the Chargers future to have his 13th kid. Only way his wife could bear it.
“Oh, Helen! You’re pregnant? That’s wonderful! … At first, I was taking you quite literally when you said you had one in the oven!”
How lucky you are to bask in such close proximity to glory!
Thought it was the ending of Paperboy!
Too Close For Comfort reboot.
@victorylightpod.bsky.social @thekidmero.bsky.social ❤
How much could they cost at Home Depot? Ten dollars? ❤
Ain't nighttime dark enough for ya? Sheesh!
Giving big FOH face. ❤
My 50/50 mayo and sour cream homemade ranch would tastefully disagree.
The Grim Streaker awaits us all, with silicone scythe. Beyond Death, lies a Garden of Delight.
There's an automatic checkpoint in about 15 minutes, hold on. ❤
For those who are about to rock or whatever! ❤
I got this vein on my six-head ceej, you don't understand! It betrays my attempts at acting less stressed! A hat is the only way i can hide my feelings!
Guy Fieri has better flames on his button-ups than that MLB trash! Your handleburns or devil burns are better for sure! ❤
“Randy, you idiot! Never take an elevator in an emergency!”
An indica kush blended with a heart-racing sativa plus bass-heavy music gives you a chance to become the "YEARN" in my experience. Spending the first 1/2 hour alone helps also. ❤
Glad you're kicking ass. ❤
finally got my tickets to see cow tools at the sphere
Not a small thing to diminish Robert Fisk. Thank you for the information, saw the word "Fisking"used today for the first time this morning and had no idea on its meaning. Fuckers. ❤