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it’s a new cryptocurrency secured by Stephen Miller’s hairline
Scouting report: bats left, throws left, has problems with authority figures. Read too much Arendt, Horkheimer and Adorno in his formative years. Hoya Saxa! 📍 Santa Cruz, CA 🪿🙏💀
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it’s a new cryptocurrency secured by Stephen Miller’s hairline
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The Woody Mcguthrie burger
Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted
This should be getting far more attention from the media, and it should be investigated as a hate crime. A 14-year-old Black teen was targeted, beaten, and dehumanized with racial slurs by white teens while people stood around cheering. 1/4
Alex Finley (@alexzfinley.bsky.social) reposted
In just the past week or so, Russia has bombed a US factory in Ukraine, bombed an EU office in Ukraine, and jammed the navigation system on a plane carrying the EU president, forcing the pilots to land using paper maps. Putin does not want peace. He will keep pushing until we fight back.
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Like 10 to life
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@sundaedivine.bsky.social) reposted
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 28, the number is 100%. Happy Labor Day.
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The National Guardeners
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Sportsguys are notoriously superstitious so maybe it’s his lucky golf outfit lol
Molly Jong-Fast (@mollyjongfast.bsky.social) reposted
This is the way
Brennan Center (@brennancenter.org) reposted
The Trump administration is undertaking an unprecedented strategy to try to undermine our elections. They are doing so by rewriting election rules, targeting election officials, supporting election deniers, and retreating from protecting voting rights. bit.ly/4l1lUPP
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she could be even more right with an extra S
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Fuck that, I’m not shutting up and nobody I know is shutting up
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No we were enjoying the absence of Donny and his contingent of trailer trash from our feeds
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*Saturday, 30 August 2025* The wind smells of hairspray, Of steak-sweat and nationalism, While the air curdles with premonition. He laughs. It sounds like static. Like a flag catching fire In slow motion.
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But “child molester” has too many syllables
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Oh hell yeah
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To prove his vitality he should a game of one-on-one basketball against Obama
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Slipping through on a technicality, I like it
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So did he respawn overnight?
molly conger (@socialistdogmom.bsky.social) reposted
the haters and losers will say it's foolish to indulge in wild speculation but you can't deny it's extremely funny that they have to write headlines like this
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Пошёл на хуй товарищ
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where dem fireworks
Mike Drucker (@mikedrucker.bsky.social) reposted
I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town
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Hoping we’re in the home stretch now
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thoughts and whatevers
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I still have that bottle of champagne from the night Kamala should have won
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Jealous
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Gabbard should be fired and prosecuted for this
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The fuck
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“Inflammatory Wall” Artist: Jenny Holzer, created 1979-82
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Wow, TIL
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Not sexist. Not racist. Not threatening or harassing. But the other person seems to have some kind of mental or emotional instability.
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Legend donaldboat.substack.com/p/dogpile-th...
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Aka “butt snorkeling”
Mark Zaid, Esq (@markzaidesq.bsky.social) reposted
Abbe Lowell and I represent CDC Director #SusanMonarez. Contrary to govt statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign. We have issued the following statement:
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Call me a cynic but I almost feel like this research and/or story were planted by Big Oil
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this is the kind of thing the band Tragically Hip was named for
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Just tried to watch Kill Tony on Netflix and OMG that is such painfully unfunny trash I feel like selling my NFLX stock in the morning
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Sheltered me thought pidgin was a Hawaiian thing
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BBC News pidgin is a glorious thing
Monica (@softtail65.bsky.social) reposted
I've said it before and I'll say it again. 3 days. Americans could bring this administration and the government to a screeching halt if at least 15 million would just strike for 3 days in a row.
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I’m with you my brotha
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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
"For those people out there who ... say, 'Well, I just don't like those people either' ... You could be next. ... This is not about any one individual, this is about our rights as Americans, and our right to have a justice system where choices about prosecuting are made without fear or favor."
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wow, vegan plums at Trader Joe’s and they’re even certified
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Without knowing much about Lisa Cook I’m just going to guess that she’s black
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Feels like we crossed the red line on his first day on office and it’s been one red line after another since then
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Dems should be filing articles of impeachment DAILY for each of his illegal actions. IDC if they’re not acted like on but at the bare minimum you need to document all this shit and don’t just sit on your fuckin hands
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How do you calculate the surface area of an oblique cone
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This is why I give these guys money every month
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bsky.app/profile/bubs...
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David Shor and Blue Rose Research can go eat a bag of dicks
Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 (@reshetz.bsky.social) reposted
Chat so im in the production team for Ukraine’s official Burning Man installation this year, essentially it’s a black cloud in the middle of the festival, with very clear messages about ru warcrimes coming soon Grateful to anyone who helps promote it, been working and crashing out for very long
Sari Beth Rosenberg (@sari.bsky.social) reposted
Trump is turning the military against the American people. What is the plan? Like, now what?
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. That makes Gavin Newsom my tactical friend at this moment. We are fighting to defend the constitution of the United States. No need to read anything deeper into that.
Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) reposted
“Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.” ― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism
Cat Butler Sr. (@catbutlersr.bsky.social) reposted
- Appreciate Newsom Fighting Fire w/ Fire - Appreciate Pritzker Standing Up for Texas Dems - Appreciate Mamdani Bringing Fresh Hope to the Party - Appreciate AOC and Bernie Taking On the Oligarchs We need ALL of these voices now! Let's worry about 2028 after we secure OUR VOTE and DEMOCRACY.
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I’ll listen when they become America’s DOJ again
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hey look here’s a Ruzzian bot
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Thanks, a 10mg gummie and a walk down to the beach did the trick. And now it’s Friday yay
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A VPN solves this problem for now
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Nobody fucking asked you sparky
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It’s like if your house is on fire are you going to assess each of the firefighters for ideological purity or do you want to focus on putting the fire out
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The baby-squishing factory reminds me of the orphan-crushing machine although catering to less of a niche market
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I had one of these but an earlier model. Gorgeous car and so much fun to drive but OMG it was expensive to keep running. One time the engine caught fire while I was getting it smog tested.
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“Seize the means of production!” I forget who said that
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The purge of our IC by Russian agents continues www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
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Hey I saw a jaywalker there once but maybe that was on campus
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👍
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Local PDs should start towing them.
The Stranger (@thestranger.com) reposted
ICE detained Muhammad Zahid Chaudhry, a Pakistan-born US Army veteran and husband of former congressional candidate Melissa Chaudhry, during his citizenship interview in Tukwila. He’s now being held at the Northwest Detention Center in Tacoma. The story is developing at The Stranger.
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yo world I need something to keep me positive this week it’s been suboptimal thx
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Tsunami info statement for the east coast of the US and the Gulf of *Mexico*
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Epstein
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Some of the *only* fighters
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epic
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Yet another bot from Ruzzia
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South Park opened my mind man
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Bluesky seems to be getting flooded with Russian bots in the last 24 hours
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Yes we do hate Russian nationalists so what
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kinda weird
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Thanks, perfect response lol
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Another Ruzzian bot
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Ok Ruzzian bot
Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted
"The Republican Party has a long and proud history of producing the nation’s finest male cheerleaders. In the past 50 years, more Republican presidents have been male cheerleaders than seen combat."
Zach Dorfman (@zachsdorfman.bsky.social) reposted
Amazing opportunity. Andrew is a superb editor and Wired is on fire right now.
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Tbh most of the substantive work is done by the agencies that roll up into the ODNI, but I have never seen a bureaucrat in any organization so gleefully relinquish budget and staff like this
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It will always be Honky Bucket to me
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Thanks!
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Hippie
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And the book On Tyranny by Timothy Snyder
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This story is WILD and was not covered in our high school US history classes
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Wear what, Crocs? Sound policy
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I’ve worked with several generations of AI technologies going back to my early career at DARPA in the 90s and I’ve always thought most of the hype over AGI was bullshit. Interesting to see Altman and Schmidt finally admitting it as well. Current models and approaches can’t get us there.