Umm, why was I not informed before now that CHRIS ASH is Notre Dame’s new defensive coordinator?
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Umm, why was I not informed before now that CHRIS ASH is Notre Dame’s new defensive coordinator?
Rest now. Your watch is over.
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Jack Layne has my respect. He has four cracked ribs and something called a “kerblammed gall bladder,” but also my respect.
Even those little swing passes look *different*, man.
I appreciate New Mexico at least making sure some Cool Shit happens. All you can really ask for in a cupcake opener.
That’s a pancake. Which is LIKE a hold. But different.
Ball lies.
Kudos to Layne for being able to stand upright. Dude is getting murderated.
Not sure how a 6’5” defender is supposed to form tackle a 5’11” quarterback.
That is no less than four times this game I’ve shouted “LOOK OUT” at New Mexico players.
We’ve been making Ted Cruz Eggs jokes on LinkedIn for years, and here’s what that taught us about B-to-B Sales…
So it appears the “training wheels” portion of the Bryce Underwood Era was exactly 28 minutes long.
Was that a “three vasectomies” joke?
“I’m afraid he failed to survive the ground.” “Oh God. What happens now?” “Second and 10.”
Watching opponents running into the middle of the line and not instantly dying is going to take some getting used to.
Ack, this is wrong. The stat was 40+ yards. And that completion was only 39. The quest continues.
It says something about something that the coolest, calmest, smoothest two-minute drill in years was orchestrated by a guy who has been able to legally buy fireworks for like two weeks.
That was Michigan’s first pass play of 30+ yards since JJ left.
This is the nip protection Ryan Day needed earlier today.
Special teams have been… interesting.
lol, can’t even be mad
“If Barham wasn’t so focused on making the hit…” ok let me stop you there champ
Great block by Klein, eh @mgoseth.bsky.social?
TJ DUDE!
Bredeson has run more downfield routes this season than he did all of last season.
SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT: Hillman seems to enjoy hitting.
Fred dropped it, but that was a ‘wow’ rep by Bryce.
First scene that came to mind.
Barham, meet ribs. Ribs, meet Barham.
He’s got a touch of the Bredeson in him, it seems
MORE LIKE UNDER-LAYING-THE-WOOD
Is Max Bredeson allowed to touch the football?
Still almost an hour until kickoff, so you have plenty of time to read about my idiot dog and the changing nature of college football. mgoblog.com/content/punt...
Too many passing yards for Texas. They can’t win now.
Good for Ohio State. For a while it looked like they weren’t gonna be able to restart that “scored 11 or more points in X consecutive regular season games” streak.
We just wasted a perfectly good Big Guy Safety Dance.
The drive was great… until it super duper wasn’t.
Born on third nip
Halftime of a Top 3 matchup
Today.
Buzz buzz
And it looks like they settled in Pigeon Forge. Which makes sense, actually: you fight Saddam, you get to hang at Dollywood.
“What if Carmen Sandiego was pathologically incapable of drawing up routes more than 4 yards downfield?”
Changed the channel back just in time to watch a QB draw on 3rd and 11 while down by 23 points in the 4th quarter.
They ‘posed to be DoD.
We’re already dragging his ass in the group text.
Based on his path, I genuinely don’t know where he’s going to land in 2 years. Could be head coach of a Texas high school. Could be QB coach at Alabama. Could be WR coach for the Denver Broncos. Literally any guess is as good as any other.
I’ve been so mind-numbingly befuddled by Western Michigan’s play calling that I had to Google their Offensive Coordinator. It makes more sense now.
/taps on patient like a Home Improvement Dad looking for a wall stud. “Yep, pretty sure that’s the spot.”
Nope. Nope nope nope.
We’re gonna start getting devastatingly personal (but also melodically pleasing) songs about 4-stars decommits.
It’s early… but there’s a chance the middle of the Big Ten might be butt.
Wake up, folks… it’s GAMEDAY!
Unless you see cauliflower ear, in which case, it is time to make peace with your foe or with God.
I think this dispute between Ohio State and Dave Portnoy is very important, and both sides should spend every dollar they have fighting this battle.
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Not today. But next Saturday…
Pretty sure wolves are herbivores. You should be fine.
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It was more a matter of expectations. Michigan fans have assumed for many months that Michigan would be fined a bazillion dollars. Folks in East Lansing and Columbus assumed they were going to see bowl bans and vacated wins and public defenestrations.
Not today. Or next Saturday. But the Saturday after that…
I feel like this was a rhetorical question, but… yes. Yes it would.
Wait, so when do they release the penalties for Matt Weiss hacking into the FBI's Practice Footage Headquarters with the help of Ving Rhames and the dude from Leon: The Professional?
POLLUTION IS NOT A JOKE RYAN
It’s also being served consecutively with his Burgergate show-cause… so it runs through 2038.
I can help narrow it down to a couple of zip codes if that would help.
Other than the Seafood Slurry Surprise, I assume.
According to my sources, the NCAA looked at all the available evidence, and ultimately determined that Michigan defeated Ohio State 13-10, in Columbus, on national television, without Colston Loveland or Will Johnson.
/me, nodding “Heck of a boule.”
/clears throat More like Flight Ham /walks into ocean, carrying 17 pound spiral ham
America is fundamentally broken… but a dude chucked a Subway sandwich at a cop.
The FBI is going to be so pissed when they find out the $20 I Venmo’d to a friend a few years ago wasn’t actually for “Illegal drugs sent across state lines for purposes of financial gain.”
Also… and i’m not an economist, so give me some rope… The assumption that “Thing #1 costs more, so people won’t buy Thing #2” seems dubious given the $7.3 Quinjillion in consumer credit card debt currently held by Americans.
eh, not sure that’s it
So, out of curiosity… would folks be interested in a brief writeup of Michigan Football’s upcoming opponents? (Also, I don’t have a catchy title for such a watching of opponents, but I’m open to suggestions.)
Getting smoked in a foot chase by a drunk 36-year-old dude named, like, Gareth or Tanner.
I assume you mean “The Snorks,” in which case, yes.
“Flesh is actually a weakness. CHANGE MY MIND.”
Sending twelve dudes out to talk about what you did: the original SEO.
Not today. Or next Saturday. Or the Saturday after that. But the Saturday after that…
Those aren’t typos. They are the correct spellings for Kennedy and Washington. They just had the LLM set to “Wisconsin phonetics” mode
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Yep, pretty ridiculous of you ask me. Some travel team; I could take any one of those kids deep.
When my oldest was playing T-ball, the coach of the local 6-And-Under (!!) travel team was at tryouts/assessments trolling for talent.
/puts finger to the air /licks finger “Just as I thought. A mixture of Dbol and Capri Sun.”
Three hours of yeah I bet we can fix that, let’s just crack it open and take a look
I’ve learned one thing since I purchased an Apple Watch: I am so fucking good at standing.
The good news is that training for a 5K is pretty much about forcing yourself go out running any distance a dozen times. It’ll get your body past the “why are we doing this” barrier. Also, take note of the areas on your body that are getting chafed or blistered and re-gear/Body Glide accordingly.
The Lions are very much an ‘If 18 Goes Down’ team this year.
Do we still count this as their “first-ever orbital rocket?” Isn’t that kind of like saying “first man to circumnavigate the Earth dies of scurvy before leaving port?”
99% of the times I have been slapped on the ass by a man have been in a sports context. This is a very odd line to draw.
There should be an “I passed 10th grade math” CAPTCHA that allows you to block all Dave Ramsey content in your algorithms.
Having a restaurant on Natchez Trace overrun by tourists will never not be weird to me.
see what had happened was
