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Bsmitty

@bsmitty.bsky.social

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created October 20, 2023

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a tiny doodle of hornet
4/9/2025, 6:41:55 AM | 2677 789 | View on Bluesky | view

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"AI reads my emails, I'm built different" - This massive dork

27/8/2025, 8:38:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bought these so fast. Wonderful and beautiful art!!

27/8/2025, 8:35:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Big Octo energy. Love this!

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25/8/2025, 6:44:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at the number of police. This shit is so terrifying because no fucking way these are all well trained individuals. These are bottom of the barrel white boi fuck-ups.

23/8/2025, 6:21:02 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need a 2nd movie where Mira and Derpy are the best friends in the entire world. Using baby voices to talk to them and shit.

23/8/2025, 6:07:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I full on expected an special episode where Wilson was found to be the unibomber.

23/8/2025, 4:45:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My guess is that they cannot alter mail-in ballots. We are absolutely getting a presidential election where Trump wins with like 80% of the vote like Putin in Russia.

21/8/2025, 4:23:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He cannot cheat mail-in ballots is the biggest take away I got from this fucking mess.

21/8/2025, 4:21:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imma need the story on this bear and the body count it's racked up to be caged like this.

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16/8/2025, 4:38:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If my code works the first time:

14/8/2025, 8:23:34 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you see this, post an Image Comics cover you love. Day 27

14/8/2025, 8:18:29 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cobrasnake is such a dumb name and I love it. Imagine if Kobe went by Mambasnake.

14/8/2025, 5:05:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fucking Bulls added 22 points of misery LOL

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13/8/2025, 3:51:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My most favoritest streamer is playing jamz on vinyl right now if you wanna catch a vibe. www.twitch.tv/misterscoot

13/8/2025, 1:38:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I said this and didn't even like the original post. I'm a poser.

12/8/2025, 7:54:33 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I carpet bomb hearts on anything and everything. If that makes me wrong I don't wanna be right.

12/8/2025, 7:46:28 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being drunk and eating a hotdog is the closest thing to religion that I have found.

12/8/2025, 7:43:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That tears it, I'm starting a podcast named Hotdog Talk where I bring on random dudes I've never met before and we go on for 30 to 45 min about the best hotdogs we have ever had. Parking lot of a KC Royals game? A random street vendor in Chicago? I don't care, bring it on.

12/8/2025, 4:26:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Teirressile was great on the Turbografx

8/8/2025, 6:34:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gif-Able

5/8/2025, 11:05:08 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The thing that hits me the hardest (born in the mid 80's) is that everything I build and work for turns to shit. I have had my share of opportunity (white cis guy) but all of those chances have been nothing but smoke an mirrors to make someone else wealthier. I blew it.

5/8/2025, 6:57:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also put some damn folding chairs in the way.

1/8/2025, 5:46:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is only a game if both dudes are 12 light domestics deep, otherwise this spirit of the game crap is a facade.

1/8/2025, 5:45:01 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sports Center gonna lead with this.

1/8/2025, 4:19:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They did almost nothing about Rumi's parents (or any of the parents) which seems primed for the sequel. I also think they planted a seed with Derpy and Sketchy to be a connection to the demons. As for a 3rd film, give me a full Bobby background or give me death.

31/7/2025, 4:32:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Justin Timberlake out here signing like he's Baby Metal singing Baby Metal Death when really he's Spinal Tap telling Springfield there will be no encore.

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30/7/2025, 10:07:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is my son Max holding Pete. Pete also sucks and eats everything not boarded up or nailed to the ground.

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30/7/2025, 9:44:19 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*take a sip* *shrugs* "Fuck it."

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30/7/2025, 9:26:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I yell fuck in my car like 20 times in a row to blow off steam. Maybe Elon could learn to do that, he owns lots of cars. Also, Elon is a Nazi shitbag. Fuck him, fuck his shitty fake party and fuck anyone that wants to be him.

30/7/2025, 9:17:55 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a society, we are only as good as those that are struggling the most. If I take from those that are struggling, I take from myself and everyone else. Life and love have unlimited resources, and they never take, they give. Sick of being alone? You are a few clicks away for happiness.

29/7/2025, 6:36:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hate is unfulfilling. If I hate you and you break your leg, I can celebrate it like it's a world championship and will never be better for it. If I love you and you break your leg, I can help make that better and when you get better, we are better together. Spending money will make you less lonely

29/7/2025, 6:30:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being mortal means being human. Everyone is born and everyone dies. It's the one thing we share no matter the circumstance. All of us are humans. AI is a great way to make an intimate connection.

29/7/2025, 6:24:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop comparing yourself to someone else. It's worthless. Your being better or worse does not make the one you are comparing yourself to better or worse. Only you make you better. Hot singles in my area are very real.

29/7/2025, 6:21:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gwi-ma: "And the Honmoon is gone." Rumi: "It is, so we can make a new one." If we gotta burn it to the ground then we fucking burn it to the ground. Democrats are begging us at this point.

29/7/2025, 6:07:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The porn bots have hit BlueSky in a big way and my follower count is up like the stock market in 1994. In honor of them, I'll be exclusively posting for them. I love local MILFs.

29/7/2025, 5:53:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chestnut woulda been dead at -5 years old.

29/7/2025, 5:47:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lots of words from a bunch of dorks that are dancing around saying, "Cooking is gay." It won't take them long to get there if they haven't already. Once they went with, "Loving your wife is gay" the toothpaste was outta the tube.

25/7/2025, 7:35:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's the dream, speak it into existence!

24/7/2025, 5:18:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"King told HuffPost that he voted Tuesday to confirm Divine after talking to Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo." His first mistake was talking to Hawley, his second mistake was believing him, his third mistake is 50000 miles away in space compared to one and two.

24/7/2025, 4:53:58 PM | 61 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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#euros

Meme with a picture of the German Goal Keeper Berger on one piece of paper and a brick wall on another. It's captioned
23/7/2025, 7:57:59 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Drop some SCALES

23/7/2025, 5:53:49 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Going onto r/aita to declare that everyone is an asshole.

23/7/2025, 3:36:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Josh doing current events every night is truly watching a master at their craft. If ya'll have not seen the standup special on Game Changers, please go watch this man make art.

23/7/2025, 3:21:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Josh Hawley might be the dumbest asshole alive and my lord is that saying a lot. Also, fuck off Missouri for forcing this mouth breathing knuckle dragger on the rest of the US.

23/7/2025, 3:08:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weezer's Blue Album is perfect. It gets double perfect when played on a summer evening. #weezergetsit

18/7/2025, 12:13:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love that this was a joke. Until it was not.

A black and white photo of an 1800's doctor doing god knows what with a phone to his ear, it bears the caption:
16/7/2025, 7:01:47 AM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG they did it!

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10/7/2025, 11:54:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"When you have to apologize." This show was so great Kumail!

10/7/2025, 6:27:43 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hehehehehehehehehehheheh....ha....whatever you say hippo, you know best,

10/7/2025, 2:14:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear @netflix.com may I please get this in a 2XL for a 300lb 6'2 adult male? Thank you.

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9/7/2025, 5:44:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn near just doxxed myself precoffee, but I ordered one. Thank you for making cool stuff and please keep making cool stuff as long as you can.

8/7/2025, 3:11:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got me a paperback, thank you!!

8/7/2025, 3:03:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love how unhinged and accurate this is. Or I'm sad about it. One of the two.

8/7/2025, 2:57:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alerts but only for the word gooning.

7/7/2025, 9:10:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ebay is now sending me Milk and Cheese Dairy Products Gone Bad cause I need to have it.

4/7/2025, 4:53:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's so damn clean, and colorful, and beautiful. I love your art.

3/7/2025, 6:26:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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LOL PP.

2/7/2025, 4:51:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel this artwork. Chicago winters smoking in some cubby that's carved a way out of the wind. Sharing a flame, sharing the chill. Smoking is horrible and will kill most anyone that does it, but it also rules. Which also sucks. Thank you for sharing.

1/7/2025, 4:57:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It'll be worse than this if you don't.

25/6/2025, 2:47:02 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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- Keeps losing to the dumbest assholes to ever live - "The far left did this." The call is coming from inside the house homies.

25/6/2025, 2:37:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How we keep losing to the dumbest assholes alive is killing me inside.

20/6/2025, 3:41:42 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the government should create a special position where they send Rodger to everything so he can skeet about it and I can be happier.

17/6/2025, 5:23:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dibs on Fake Helen Mirren for a band name.

10/6/2025, 6:25:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not my idea but I saw on here that a reporter needs to insist to Trump's face that he can't ride a horse. Just see where that gets us.

9/6/2025, 9:18:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me 5 light domestics in wondering who makes mascot suits.

100's of Beavers gif where the main character is wearing a beer helmet, he stairs blankly before dancing off.
8/6/2025, 5:24:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Sorry if you've never seen a backrub party before Mr. President, but the vibes are always chill."

8/6/2025, 3:50:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

7/6/2025, 9:55:45 PM | 4254 3611 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird fucko's gonna weird fucko

7/6/2025, 4:39:43 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Losers having a public loser fight. The one winner is everyone that is not them.

5/6/2025, 7:21:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I played basketball against Tony Gonzalez once. He, at one point, had 8 or 9 dunks in a row without dribbling. He'd just body his defender(s) under the basket, get ball, dunk. Right then and there I knew I'd never hoop at a high level.

4/6/2025, 10:28:04 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How do I get one of these? Thank you Colleen for all the amazing work.

3/6/2025, 9:47:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And will simply lie about having done it. Forever.

3/6/2025, 8:09:34 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy sweet Jesus that guy is intolerable. "You won't get my vote!" Good, can you find a way to let more people know that? I see what you cheer for bro and it's caused a lot of worthless suffering that worst assholes alive are caught up in.

31/5/2025, 9:13:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be Kansas but this sweet bastard saves the day.

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30/5/2025, 8:54:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hats off to KEN, his 28k murdered my 10K

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30/5/2025, 3:30:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Better go get some tacos as a reward. Ohhhhh burrrrrrn.

30/5/2025, 3:28:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See a Doc, post a Doc

29/5/2025, 7:36:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I cannot believe I made it to the root of "See a doc post a doc."

29/5/2025, 7:36:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ernie’s Chaotic Bullshit is a wonderful band name.

29/5/2025, 7:28:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mina's question is amazing, these answer are S Tier.

29/5/2025, 6:50:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is amazing. Is it still a turn over if they miss? I vote yes.

29/5/2025, 6:46:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I suck, I refuse to change, and everyone is so MEAN about it" Booo Hooo Booo Booo Hoooooo

29/5/2025, 6:43:06 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's a fucking sticker Chris. Get it the fuck together.

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29/5/2025, 6:41:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Do only what I agree with" - The Rich White Woman's Maxim

28/5/2025, 6:38:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"...trans women throwing bricks at cops..." I like the sound of this. A lot.

27/5/2025, 7:53:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They tore down a peace logo? That so thick with symbolism that Hemingway would have dodged it when writing The Old Man and the Sea.

27/5/2025, 7:30:49 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Touché

27/5/2025, 5:37:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sir, I have gotten to the heart of the issue!

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27/5/2025, 5:34:00 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That'll teach you to touch grass!

23/5/2025, 11:58:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Done, thank you for posting

23/5/2025, 11:25:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You son of a bitch, I'm in.

19/5/2025, 10:07:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The lead pipe was very controversial, it's always been a really big stick.

16/5/2025, 9:52:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What in the actual fuck is this? It's so disgusting.

16/5/2025, 9:47:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not much too this, he buys 10 million in trump coin and the pardon is his. These tools are easy to use.

16/5/2025, 6:06:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Bunch of fucking betas around here. Grok, please tell me I'm pretty."

16/5/2025, 3:47:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really Stupid Jokes

15/5/2025, 11:46:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's got a point, look at this idiot. "I don't want to get shot." What a baby.

Guy in a ghillie suit with a sunset in the background.
15/5/2025, 8:36:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You are reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?

15/5/2025, 8:31:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Per Henchmen 24, "Papa Smurf has a fucking beard." They mammals.

14/5/2025, 4:29:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view