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"AI reads my emails, I'm built different" - This massive dork
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I bought these so fast. Wonderful and beautiful art!!
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Look at the number of police. This shit is so terrifying because no fucking way these are all well trained individuals. These are bottom of the barrel white boi fuck-ups.
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I need a 2nd movie where Mira and Derpy are the best friends in the entire world. Using baby voices to talk to them and shit.
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I full on expected an special episode where Wilson was found to be the unibomber.
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My guess is that they cannot alter mail-in ballots. We are absolutely getting a presidential election where Trump wins with like 80% of the vote like Putin in Russia.
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He cannot cheat mail-in ballots is the biggest take away I got from this fucking mess.
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Imma need the story on this bear and the body count it's racked up to be caged like this.
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If my code works the first time:
Monarch☘️Dafey (@monarchdafey.bsky.social) reposted
If you see this, post an Image Comics cover you love. Day 27
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Cobrasnake is such a dumb name and I love it. Imagine if Kobe went by Mambasnake.
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My most favoritest streamer is playing jamz on vinyl right now if you wanna catch a vibe. www.twitch.tv/misterscoot
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I said this and didn't even like the original post. I'm a poser.
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I carpet bomb hearts on anything and everything. If that makes me wrong I don't wanna be right.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Being drunk and eating a hotdog is the closest thing to religion that I have found.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
That tears it, I'm starting a podcast named Hotdog Talk where I bring on random dudes I've never met before and we go on for 30 to 45 min about the best hotdogs we have ever had. Parking lot of a KC Royals game? A random street vendor in Chicago? I don't care, bring it on.
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Teirressile was great on the Turbografx
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Gif-Able
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The thing that hits me the hardest (born in the mid 80's) is that everything I build and work for turns to shit. I have had my share of opportunity (white cis guy) but all of those chances have been nothing but smoke an mirrors to make someone else wealthier. I blew it.
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Also put some damn folding chairs in the way.
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This is only a game if both dudes are 12 light domestics deep, otherwise this spirit of the game crap is a facade.
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Sports Center gonna lead with this.
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They did almost nothing about Rumi's parents (or any of the parents) which seems primed for the sequel. I also think they planted a seed with Derpy and Sketchy to be a connection to the demons. As for a 3rd film, give me a full Bobby background or give me death.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social)
Justin Timberlake out here signing like he's Baby Metal singing Baby Metal Death when really he's Spinal Tap telling Springfield there will be no encore.
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This is my son Max holding Pete. Pete also sucks and eats everything not boarded up or nailed to the ground.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
I yell fuck in my car like 20 times in a row to blow off steam. Maybe Elon could learn to do that, he owns lots of cars. Also, Elon is a Nazi shitbag. Fuck him, fuck his shitty fake party and fuck anyone that wants to be him.
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As a society, we are only as good as those that are struggling the most. If I take from those that are struggling, I take from myself and everyone else. Life and love have unlimited resources, and they never take, they give. Sick of being alone? You are a few clicks away for happiness.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Hate is unfulfilling. If I hate you and you break your leg, I can celebrate it like it's a world championship and will never be better for it. If I love you and you break your leg, I can help make that better and when you get better, we are better together. Spending money will make you less lonely
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Being mortal means being human. Everyone is born and everyone dies. It's the one thing we share no matter the circumstance. All of us are humans. AI is a great way to make an intimate connection.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop comparing yourself to someone else. It's worthless. Your being better or worse does not make the one you are comparing yourself to better or worse. Only you make you better. Hot singles in my area are very real.
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Gwi-ma: "And the Honmoon is gone." Rumi: "It is, so we can make a new one." If we gotta burn it to the ground then we fucking burn it to the ground. Democrats are begging us at this point.
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The porn bots have hit BlueSky in a big way and my follower count is up like the stock market in 1994. In honor of them, I'll be exclusively posting for them. I love local MILFs.
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Chestnut woulda been dead at -5 years old.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Lots of words from a bunch of dorks that are dancing around saying, "Cooking is gay." It won't take them long to get there if they haven't already. Once they went with, "Loving your wife is gay" the toothpaste was outta the tube.
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That's the dream, speak it into existence!
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"King told HuffPost that he voted Tuesday to confirm Divine after talking to Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo." His first mistake was talking to Hawley, his second mistake was believing him, his third mistake is 50000 miles away in space compared to one and two.
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Drop some SCALES
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Going onto r/aita to declare that everyone is an asshole.
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Josh doing current events every night is truly watching a master at their craft. If ya'll have not seen the standup special on Game Changers, please go watch this man make art.
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Josh Hawley might be the dumbest asshole alive and my lord is that saying a lot. Also, fuck off Missouri for forcing this mouth breathing knuckle dragger on the rest of the US.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social)
Weezer's Blue Album is perfect. It gets double perfect when played on a summer evening. #weezergetsit
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"When you have to apologize." This show was so great Kumail!
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Hehehehehehehehehehheheh....ha....whatever you say hippo, you know best,
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Dear @netflix.com may I please get this in a 2XL for a 300lb 6'2 adult male? Thank you.
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Damn near just doxxed myself precoffee, but I ordered one. Thank you for making cool stuff and please keep making cool stuff as long as you can.
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Got me a paperback, thank you!!
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I love how unhinged and accurate this is. Or I'm sad about it. One of the two.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Alerts but only for the word gooning.
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Ebay is now sending me Milk and Cheese Dairy Products Gone Bad cause I need to have it.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
It's so damn clean, and colorful, and beautiful. I love your art.
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LOL PP.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel this artwork. Chicago winters smoking in some cubby that's carved a way out of the wind. Sharing a flame, sharing the chill. Smoking is horrible and will kill most anyone that does it, but it also rules. Which also sucks. Thank you for sharing.
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It'll be worse than this if you don't.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
- Keeps losing to the dumbest assholes to ever live - "The far left did this." The call is coming from inside the house homies.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
How we keep losing to the dumbest assholes alive is killing me inside.
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I think the government should create a special position where they send Rodger to everything so he can skeet about it and I can be happier.
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Dibs on Fake Helen Mirren for a band name.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Not my idea but I saw on here that a reporter needs to insist to Trump's face that he can't ride a horse. Just see where that gets us.
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Me 5 light domestics in wondering who makes mascot suits.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social)
"Sorry if you've never seen a backrub party before Mr. President, but the vibes are always chill."
Wowzerz 🐸 (@wowzerz.bsky.social) reposted
RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished
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Weird fucko's gonna weird fucko
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Losers having a public loser fight. The one winner is everyone that is not them.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
I played basketball against Tony Gonzalez once. He, at one point, had 8 or 9 dunks in a row without dribbling. He'd just body his defender(s) under the basket, get ball, dunk. Right then and there I knew I'd never hoop at a high level.
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How do I get one of these? Thank you Colleen for all the amazing work.
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And will simply lie about having done it. Forever.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy sweet Jesus that guy is intolerable. "You won't get my vote!" Good, can you find a way to let more people know that? I see what you cheer for bro and it's caused a lot of worthless suffering that worst assholes alive are caught up in.
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It would be Kansas but this sweet bastard saves the day.
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Better go get some tacos as a reward. Ohhhhh burrrrrrn.
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See a Doc, post a Doc
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I cannot believe I made it to the root of "See a doc post a doc."
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Ernie’s Chaotic Bullshit is a wonderful band name.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Mina's question is amazing, these answer are S Tier.
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This is amazing. Is it still a turn over if they miss? I vote yes.
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"I suck, I refuse to change, and everyone is so MEAN about it" Booo Hooo Booo Booo Hoooooo
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"Do only what I agree with" - The Rich White Woman's Maxim
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"...trans women throwing bricks at cops..." I like the sound of this. A lot.
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They tore down a peace logo? That so thick with symbolism that Hemingway would have dodged it when writing The Old Man and the Sea.
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Touché
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That'll teach you to touch grass!
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Done, thank you for posting
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You son of a bitch, I'm in.
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The lead pipe was very controversial, it's always been a really big stick.
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What in the actual fuck is this? It's so disgusting.
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Not much too this, he buys 10 million in trump coin and the pardon is his. These tools are easy to use.
Bsmitty (@bsmitty.bsky.social)
"Bunch of fucking betas around here. Grok, please tell me I'm pretty."
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Really Stupid Jokes
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He's got a point, look at this idiot. "I don't want to get shot." What a baby.
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You are reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?
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Per Henchmen 24, "Papa Smurf has a fucking beard." They mammals.