can you imagine how fucking embarrassing this is for the FBI guys full court press on some dude out on the town smoking weed, just what every recruit dreams of in quantico it’s terrifying but it’s also total clown shit
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That FBI lady kept trying to melt into the background.
aug 23, 2025, 4:35 pm • 0 0 • view
you don't think the recruits were hoping to nab kids doing municipal misdemeanors with absolutely insane levels of support from other agencies?
aug 23, 2025, 6:17 am • 8 0 • view
Get Reason on the horn, I got a story for them that would have blown their socks off in 2007
aug 23, 2025, 6:02 am • 30 1 • view
Let Bill Maher know.
aug 23, 2025, 6:33 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm starting to have my doubts about the allegedly noble feelz motivating most FBI agents.
aug 23, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Cops are so pathetic and gross.
aug 23, 2025, 1:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Bunch of butt fckrs.
aug 23, 2025, 2:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Wait till you watch the footage of the guy theh brutally assaulted and arrested after they stopped him for eating in public. His head was smashed in and they had approx 10 goons on top of him.
aug 23, 2025, 6:40 am • 6 0 • view
Look at the number of police. This shit is so terrifying because no fucking way these are all well trained individuals. These are bottom of the barrel white boi fuck-ups.
aug 23, 2025, 6:21 am • 9 0 • view
Because it was next on the skyline bsky.app/profile/samu...
aug 23, 2025, 7:02 am • 6 0 • view
"... and I've paid all my taxes on this weed! Would you like to see the receipt? How about that, officer???..."
aug 23, 2025, 8:11 pm • 1 0 • view
11 officers
aug 23, 2025, 8:18 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s hard to process how this can be such a weak, anemic movement and also be such an existential threat to our country
aug 23, 2025, 12:56 pm • 0 0 • view
nah, they love this shit
aug 23, 2025, 6:12 am • 5 0 • view
Giuliani's and DiIulio's dreams finally realized
aug 23, 2025, 6:11 am • 3 0 • view
That's why people should be asking these guys what assignments they were taken off of to become beat cops. Don't need them to answer. Just make them question what they are doing there and what they worked for only to be demoted. Demoralize them.
aug 23, 2025, 11:45 am • 1 0 • view
The question is, did this small army get the single guy with his spliff? I mean, they can always call in a National Guard airstrike now if they are overwhelmed.
aug 23, 2025, 11:59 am • 0 0 • view
They did this on purpose Micah. They want people to be terrified of them. They want people to know that it doesn’t matter how minor a crime you commit, maybe the bad guys will disappear you. It’s classic brainwashing. Randomness and capriciousness make for better conditioning. For example:
aug 23, 2025, 2:09 pm • 3 0 • view
No it's what they truly want in their hearts. They get to trash someone's life over nothing. It's the dream.
aug 23, 2025, 6:16 am • 12 0 • view
Yeah, I don't know where this liberal reverence for the FBI (and other intelligence agencies) came from, maybe a residual holdover from when they were investigating Trump, but these are largely very evil people.
aug 23, 2025, 12:19 pm • 9 0 • view
It's not always reverence. That line of work attracts a lot of ego-driven people who want everyone else to think what they do is dangerous, impressive, etc. Clownshoes Gestapo shit like mobbing a random guy over a little weed does the exact opposite and they know it.
aug 23, 2025, 6:20 pm • 2 0 • view
It's like watching someone you've known as incredibly thin-skinned and narcissistic volunteer to be mocked in public. You're not bewildered because you think they're a good person, you're confused because it doesn't fit their typical behavior.
aug 23, 2025, 6:22 pm • 2 0 • view
Is... is that illegal?
aug 23, 2025, 6:14 am • 2 0 • view
marijuana is decriminalized for possession and gifting in DC but still illegal to "smoke or otherwise consume" in public, basically in the same way that it's against the law to walk down the street drinking a beer
aug 23, 2025, 6:16 am • 8 0 • view
That alone tells me the US is a backwards authoritarian joke, drinking in public is illegal? Insanity.
aug 23, 2025, 8:11 am • 5 0 • view
That might be misleading. Usually "in public" refers to just out in the open, on the street/sidewalks, or other public places like parks. If you were drinking in a bar or restaurant, most people would consider that to be in public, but it is still legal.
aug 23, 2025, 8:18 am • 1 0 • view
i believe it's legal in a lot of european countries to drink whatever you want when walking around, but it's been awhile since i looked into it given i don't drink
aug 23, 2025, 8:23 am • 3 0 • view
Oh sure, and in a lot of places in the U.S. it is legal, but many cities have laws against it. Only other country I've been to was Mexico and we did find out it was not legal, but they did not arrest us. They just told us to put it in a bag lol
aug 23, 2025, 8:27 am • 2 0 • view
Right.. So like I was saying, weird. Look the way I see it is alcohol is as common as coffee, you can smoke cigs wherever you want, join the army, drive whatever vehicle you like, work with heavy machinery, just.. general adulting haha But it's illegal to have a beer/cider on a hot day in the park
aug 23, 2025, 11:18 am • 1 0 • view
I can see it in two ways, adults being treated like children, no alcohol allowed unless you hide away like a child given a curfew, be home by 9pm! except it's a 36 yr old father of two. Or This harmless beverage is banned! Obey! Drink only what we permit! Drink only in designated areas! I shudder
aug 23, 2025, 11:28 am • 0 0 • view
While I generally agree that drinking in public bans are over the top, Im going to have to disagree on the idea that alcohol and cigarettes are harmless. That's not really the point here, so I'll leave it at that. I think mostly public drinking bans exist as an excuse for police to harass people
aug 23, 2025, 5:24 pm • 0 0 • view
A cigarette and a can of beer are unhealthy but harm noone around them if not used in excess is my point.
aug 23, 2025, 8:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Ah, ok. But you get arrested? It's not like a fine or a ticket, they straight up arrest you?
aug 23, 2025, 6:18 am • 3 0 • view
i would definitely assume that ordinarily you would just be given a ticket and/or a court summons, but not taken to jail, no. DC has tended recently to avoid that sort of pointless short-term detention. it's also not typical to have your charges in DC prosecuted by military lawyers either, ofc
aug 23, 2025, 6:21 am • 6 0 • view
As suspected, this is some bullshit
aug 23, 2025, 6:23 am • 4 0 • view
Guess they were bored & just love the pretty pretty lights.
aug 23, 2025, 6:18 am • 2 0 • view
Nope. They're practising for later.
aug 23, 2025, 2:06 pm • 0 0 • view
It's legal in DC - so what are they arresting him for?
aug 23, 2025, 6:41 pm • 1 0 • view
“How many FBI agents does it take to arrest a guy smoking weed” is 2025’s least funny joke
aug 23, 2025, 6:24 am • 43 0 • view
Enough to redefine "smoke if you gott'em" apparently
aug 23, 2025, 7:17 am • 4 0 • view
Clarice would be so pissed.
aug 23, 2025, 6:42 am • 4 0 • view
In a city where weed is legal (though you're not supposed to smoke in public)
aug 23, 2025, 8:13 am • 36 0 • view
I don't know. I feel like the FBI attracts a lot of wannabe gestapo and this is probably like a fun vacation for them in between framing intellectually disabled Muslims for non-existent terror plots.
aug 23, 2025, 12:18 pm • 3 0 • view
This will be funny when they try this shit in NYC.
aug 23, 2025, 9:28 am • 0 0 • view
Moral has got to be in single digit percentages. Any normal person in these agencies probably feels embarassed to be involved, and the freaks who love it are the biggest losers imaginable.
aug 23, 2025, 6:17 pm • 0 0 • view
pretty sure this is exactly what i expected to happen every time i smoked weed till almost my 30s
aug 23, 2025, 6:01 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh, she’s stressed. Good.
aug 23, 2025, 6:04 am • 1 0 • view
what drives me crazy is that we're literally paying for these dipshits to spectate / participate in this when we literally could house people and "solve" the "crazy people crime" jd vance was whining about (aka homelessness)
aug 23, 2025, 7:02 am • 16 0 • view
The clown car goes fast, but it's still a clown car.
aug 23, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
What a joke. Make these fools feel embarrassed to come to work. This country is so cooked.
aug 23, 2025, 6:08 am • 7 0 • view
aug 23, 2025, 6:04 am • 1 0 • view
Oh, the VIOLENT CRIME...smoking LEGAL weed!😜😤 This fukking fascist nonsense from the Trump-Republican regime is costing ALL of us TAXPAYERS a LOT of $$.
aug 23, 2025, 10:58 am • 2 0 • view
god this is so fucking stupid
aug 23, 2025, 6:15 am • 19 0 • view