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@buckmeister.bsky.social

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created July 23, 2023

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Profile picture Gregk Foley (@gregk.co.uk) reposted

He completely ignored me and just continued to argue with other people making the same arguments, btw 🤪

2/9/2025, 5:30:46 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martin Lewis (@martinlewis.moneysavingexpert.com) reposted

Expect your mobile to go off 3pm Sunday! Be prepared for a test of the Govt's emergency alert system. Full info... www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/2025/09... LIVING WITH DOMESTIC ABUSE? If you've a hidden mobile, you the link above has details of how to opt out of the alert. Pls share

2/9/2025, 10:05:23 AM | 289 371 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Good grief

2/9/2025, 2:39:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

But this already all came out and everyone just shrugged. The idea they can't recycle it is pretty desperate

2/9/2025, 2:35:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything is exogenous therefore nothing can ever be done about anything

2/9/2025, 2:34:03 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

I gave up on cautious optimism in 2017

2/9/2025, 10:21:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grudging Signup (@grudgingsignup.bsky.social) reposted

++ALL CITIZENS ARE PERMITTED UP TO 3.5 MINUTES OF CAUTIOUS OPTIMISM++

2/9/2025, 10:20:35 AM | 39 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not both?

2/9/2025, 8:47:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Dorset does have the highest incidence of UKIP/Reform voters in the UK so it is unusually flag heavy. But the places mamny of our MPs live in the Home Counties and West London are not covered in flags by any stretch of the imagination

2/9/2025, 8:44:23 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, the joy and exictment is fucking bananas. Though maybe just delighted to no have to once again be raked over how ineffective and shitty her policies are

2/9/2025, 8:42:21 AM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lee Hurley (@hleehurley.com) reposted

Beyond embarrassing

2/9/2025, 7:44:25 AM | 119 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Orbette (@orbette.bsky.social) reposted

I've worked in HE for over 20 years, in that time I have been in charge of making CAS letters, collating visa and passport info from students, international student monitoring and attendance monitoring.I've worked in 9 depts in 7 unis. Not once have I known of a student who overstayed their visa.

2/9/2025, 8:07:44 AM | 91 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

A screenshot of a post on X. It's a double quote tweet. The original post is a photo of bacon in a frying pan and the caption says,
1/9/2025, 11:16:00 PM | 42667 5001 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jolyon Maugham KC (@goodlawproject.org) reposted

I think it's simpler than this. This isn't a tactical miscalculation. Labour is giving us the policies it - to the extent it believes in anything - believes in.

2/9/2025, 7:09:42 AM | 319 68 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture flyingrodent (@flyingrodent.bsky.social) reposted

I feel like there should be at least some concerted attempt by professionals to explain how something like this could possibly happen, rather than the eye rolling and quiet ā€œwhat the fuckā€s we’re currently getting

I wonder how many Labour activists at the General Election thought
1/9/2025, 9:19:36 PM | 216 46 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social)

Very hard to get away from these truths

2/9/2025, 7:02:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't have to look quite so hard at their own black heart if this is their bedtime story

1/9/2025, 7:36:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social)

The Roses: fine and very watchable rework of this idea. Fumbles the back half by being too comfy and twee. Together: enjoyable horror weirdness. All the nice kinds of icky. Good be a bit more tightly edited at the start of the middle act.

1/9/2025, 6:46:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

"CRIME?"

1/9/2025, 6:32:23 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy crap

1/9/2025, 6:25:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted

Keir Starmer just appointed Tim Allan, a board member of the anti trans hate group, Sex Matters, to be his new communications director.

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1/9/2025, 4:36:31 PM | 1103 351 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Isn't it?

1/9/2025, 6:19:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Love how it has made the eyes horrifying

1/9/2025, 6:18:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Wearing (@davidwearing.bsky.social) reposted

Centrism isn't an obstacle to fascism or a bulwark against it. It's a welcome mat. There's no point telling people "It's Starmer or Farage" when the dynamic at work here is plainly Starmer *and* Farage. "Labour or Reform" makes as much sense at this point as "Vichy or the Third Reich".

1/9/2025, 2:17:28 PM | 259 84 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maq (@maqusan.bsky.social) reposted

The persistent idea that something can only be British cuisine if it’s invented by white people, despite south asian and afro-caribbean influences being an inextricable part of British culture for centuries, is one of the most pervasive casually racist ideas the US has about the UK.

1/9/2025, 8:47:31 AM | 358 69 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

No shit

1/9/2025, 12:27:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

150% correct. A zero rizz parliament

1/9/2025, 12:26:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

"Tankie" is when "left of Tony Blair"

1/9/2025, 12:12:30 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Every time an American tells me a californian role is American cuisine is laugh, because I am a massive racist

1/9/2025, 9:48:29 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

šŸ˜†

1/9/2025, 9:45:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

It was the Portuguese who introduced the chili pepper to India in goa, hence why goa is ground zero for hot Indian curries

1/9/2025, 9:44:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots.bsky.social) reposted

In Kochi City Station there’s a statue of Berobero No Kamisama, a nude, pink, spiral-eyed figure who is the local god for drunkards.

A nude pink character with spiral eyes balances a sake cup on each hand and a sake bottle on his head.
31/8/2025, 3:06:09 PM | 1672 403 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Meh. Couldn't agree less with this wishy washy liberal interpretation of left and right.

31/8/2025, 3:12:45 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

The sad thing is Thames water quality had been improving leaps and bounds for years. They were seeing things like otters as far down as Richmond at one point.

31/8/2025, 3:02:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Be that as it may you don't let the fox decide what security measures the hen house will he secured by

31/8/2025, 2:40:26 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Labour have always been human rights infringing authoritarians. Blunket's IPP sentencing being the most nakedly cruel example from the new Labour years. The difference here is they've now turned their attention away from minorities and prisoners. We've all got to suffer.

31/8/2025, 2:36:06 PM | 66 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iris van Rooij 🟄 (@irisvanrooij.bsky.social) reposted

ā€œShe also detailed the strategy of ā€œcredentialism,ā€ by which women hoped that if they accrued enough credentials, their gender became irrelevant. (It did not.)ā€ In my experience my gender became more relevant the higher I got in the academic hierarchy. Misogynist attacks get worse too

31/8/2025, 8:58:35 AM | 99 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Minnie Rahman (@minnierahman.bsky.social) reposted

People’s homes are being stormed by far-right groups. The govt. Is saying nothing about how violence like this will not be tolerated. Where is Starmer’s ā€œlaw and orderā€ now? They’ve no control and we are moments away from someone being killed. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

31/8/2025, 6:11:53 AM | 884 343 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly that.

31/8/2025, 10:02:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

I also enjoy how they embrace products that are purely the consequence of modernisation/industrialisation while also whinging about how we're losing traditional arts and crafts and whatever.

31/8/2025, 9:58:35 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently so (as fact checked on twitter). I'm fully onboard with this being a weekend at bernies situation

Tweet purportedly showing trump golfing recently but fact checked to note the footage was 2 months ago
30/8/2025, 10:13:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Not true. The golfing pics and vids were apparently from 2 months ago

30/8/2025, 10:06:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

"old man yells at cloud"

30/8/2025, 9:20:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted

I can

I can
30/8/2025, 5:14:21 PM | 14753 3574 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social)

OK, now I've fully switched to team "Trump has carked it"

30/8/2025, 8:31:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah I was hopefully of something but I'm just not surprised by this. We're quite literally only allowed to have parties that fit inside the bounds of the Westminster consensus. For lgbt issues, your only choice is how much transphobia you want.

30/8/2025, 6:08:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

if you would like to see a change in tactics then you have to join the campaign/protest group and argue for a change in direction. Telling all your online "pals" won't make a difference.

30/8/2025, 5:47:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

I think they do, but like all bullies they only want the bullying to go one way

30/8/2025, 5:45:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Hilarious how cooked this new party already is

30/8/2025, 5:37:59 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

We might ask why asylum seekers have to live in prison conditions

30/8/2025, 2:05:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social)

The UK finally breeds it's own KKK and they look like the crusaders playset you order from wish

30/8/2025, 12:52:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't think what we call capitalism will survive it, so a lot for what we call wealth is going to evaporate. I agree it will not do good things to equitable resource access.

30/8/2025, 12:34:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

I have never disputed my desire to see billionaires stripped of their wealth however that happens. Appropriation or a 10% wealth tax would be fine and dandy by me. And frankly if government's don't act climate change is going to do it for them.

30/8/2025, 12:10:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

If it isn't possible for the sytems to be fair and equitable for all. And the system clearly is incapable of housing, clothing and feeding everyone then probably the system has to come down then.

30/8/2025, 12:07:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

The existence of billionaires in the UK is proof positive the tax system is nowhere near progressive enough. Regardless of what is going on in the US, wealth inequality in Europe is much too high.

30/8/2025, 12:00:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

of course, all taxes should be progressive.

30/8/2025, 11:54:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

"weird how the maths always works out that we shouldn't bother doing this"

30/8/2025, 10:48:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

It is weird how everytime people run the numbers on this the conclusion is that the wealth of the mega rich is totally sacrosanct and untouchable and some number of the plebs are going to have to foot the bill for everything. I'm sure that's just a coincidence

30/8/2025, 10:13:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oliver (@oliver48.bsky.social) reposted

If mass media was impartial it would tell us every day that - poverty - hunger - homelessness - war - climate change disasters are all caused by the greed of millionaires but mass media is owned by millionaires so they all blame migrants (black people, travellers ...) #BlameMillionairesNotMigrants

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30/8/2025, 10:09:55 AM | 53 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

When you see those stats that the top 1% hold 40% of the wealth. And the bottom 40% have only 1% of the wealth. I sure as fuck reckon the bottom 40% would benefit from redistributing all that wealth at the top

30/8/2025, 10:07:13 AM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Well that's the thing. They aren't their enemies, they're just the other team to libs.

30/8/2025, 12:23:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

ready to bolt

30/8/2025, 12:16:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ted McCormick (@tedmccormick.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

You turned university into a conveyor belt to coding jobs by killing everything else it did and then you automated coding and it's the university's fault your kids learned to code, do I have that right

29/8/2025, 11:57:10 PM | 49 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

šŸŽ‰

29/8/2025, 11:01:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arbeitology (@arbeitology.bsky.social) reposted

This is closer to 170 days of an all-out strike - probably the longest in NHS history - and none of the left wing media outlets with dedicated labour correspondents seem to be interested? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

29/8/2025, 11:17:09 AM | 53 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

It would be odd to work in a research institute, in a research role and for two strands of government funding to be regarded as a conflict of interest. Does somewhat depend how MDA is structured. Though it would be essentially impossible for them to not know about it as they would administer it

29/8/2025, 10:28:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the bet "also paid by Chinese entities" just means he was jointly funded by US and Chinese research grants?

29/8/2025, 6:42:46 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Female and black! Who would have guessed?

29/8/2025, 6:40:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL. This "party" is cooked

29/8/2025, 6:11:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social)

There are few things in this life I will lose less sleep over. When your think tank advocates for policies that routinely harm others then its hard to care that some walls got a bit dirty

29/8/2025, 5:57:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Why yes. I will wishlist this

29/8/2025, 5:49:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

It is known that Rowling had an unusually large amount of control/input in the production of the movies. More so that most authors are afforded. I doubt she designed or dressed the sets herself but I do think those that did were building out directly from her words and ideas.

29/8/2025, 5:45:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Isnt there also a star of David on the floor on the bank in at least one of the movies

29/8/2025, 5:06:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social)

Not wishing to contribute to the pile on but all this equivocation and choosing to not call a spade a spade is a large part of how we've got to a place where people can openly support fascism and racism, can play plausible deniability games and so on

29/8/2025, 12:53:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you're right on the money here.

29/8/2025, 12:38:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

These are among the many reasons I think these people should go now and live in it.

29/8/2025, 12:34:24 PM | 34 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social)

Very disappointed how few millionaires, billionaires and right-wingers have gone to live on those seasteads they keep banging on about. Come on, what's the hold up. The sea is right there.

29/8/2025, 12:32:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

A depressingly accurate summary

29/8/2025, 12:11:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Atrios (@eschatonblog.com) reposted

the right wing view of covid is, basically: it is very bad the evil chinese manufactured this bioweapon to kill us all, but also we should've let it kill more people

29/8/2025, 9:50:21 AM | 572 160 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CRIMINAL SIMPSONS (@criminalsimpsons.com) reposted

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29/8/2025, 1:51:50 AM | 4409 985 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

While the IOC probably should make this sort of thing right this behaviour specifically sounds really narcissistic.

29/8/2025, 12:02:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

I've written a lot of software and one thing that has always stood out to me is that the second you try to address any real-world problem just how extremely messy software becomes, full of all sorts of edge-cases, exceptions... And it seems odd how few coders seems to reflect on this.

29/8/2025, 11:37:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matty! (@mattythemouse.bsky.social) reposted

What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.

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Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Threadless are also pretty good as they have a big range of lots of different designers and many designs cycle quite quick so you get something relatively "unique"

29/8/2025, 11:05:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Embroidered options are top quality

29/8/2025, 11:00:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Some extremely online choices in here www.dogecore.com

29/8/2025, 10:59:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Blunkett also responsible for IPP sentencing.

29/8/2025, 10:22:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

As if the point of antifascist protest is persuasion šŸ™„

29/8/2025, 9:55:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no

29/8/2025, 9:54:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture L (@banalplay.bsky.social) reposted

No other reason to question this thing, I guess.

Original 'Harry Potter' director questions point of HBO's reboot after seeing Hagrid look
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Profile picture Abigail (@abigail.bsky.social) reposted

We need these stickers on every bin in the country.

A sticker saying
14/8/2025, 6:41:57 AM | 29 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lastpositivist.bsky.social (@lastpositivist.bsky.social) reposted

I genuinely think a lot of people in British academia just kind assumed it was appreciated by the government that obviously we're a sector the UK has a comparative advantage in and so worth protecting just from a national interest pov. I still don't really get why that turned out to be false.

29/8/2025, 8:01:08 AM | 119 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oliver (@oliver48.bsky.social) reposted

Exodus from Labour continues (with corrupt millionaires glad to make up for fees lost in return for contracts and wealthy friendly policies) "Today I am resigning from the Labour Party after the best part of two decades membership and dedicating much of my adult life to the party" via Martin Abrams

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Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

"Jenrick wouldn't attend a fascist gathering" I bet he would if the likes of the BBC, mail, guardian, Tommy Robinson... Had spend two decades obfuscating exactly what fascism is so it became possible to support such things while leaning on a veneer of plausible deniability

29/8/2025, 8:25:32 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

I dunno, feels kinda racist

29/8/2025, 8:22:04 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stella (@antlervel.vet) reposted

Stella @antlervel.vet • 1h I love when women are attractive The Radical Capitalist @theradcap.bsky.social I like it when they're kind. Stella @antlervel.vet • 1h Who cares what you like I'm talking about me The Radical Capitalist @theradcap... • 34s Many men agree with me. Don't you like men? Stella @antlervel.vet • now No!
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Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

This just read to me as painfully naive.

29/8/2025, 7:31:30 AM | 108 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Randall Munroe (@xkcd.com) reposted

Wavefunction Collapse xkcd.com/3134/

4-panel Comic. (1) STUDENT: If the wavefunction only collapses when I observe it, does that mean my consciousness affects the universe? (2) [Bad:] PROFESSOR: Yes, quantum entanglement proves that we all have souls. (3) [Good:] PROFESSOR: No, consciousness plays no role here. It’s just physical measurement. (4) [Chaotic:] PROFESSOR: No. The wavefunction collapses when *I* look at it because I’m a full professor. It won’t collapse for an undergraduate.
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Profile picture Daniel (@buckmeister.bsky.social) reply parent

They should employ someone who is still capable of dying from embarassment

28/8/2025, 7:40:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view