And he did so badly at being arrested he wound up in hospital for what sounds like a panic attack.
I don’t know her.
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And he did so badly at being arrested he wound up in hospital for what sounds like a panic attack.
I need to stop working from home on Mondays, it makes the rest of the week weird.
GRAHAM LINEHAM ARRESTED HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE
Am I still sick or am I just cold? Stupid Autumn.
They need to go underwater more but this is also good
I am enjoying this trend of CEOs destroying themselves on camera at music and sporting events. Its not enough but it’s something
Yet again begging paddlers to go all in on an island together 🤩
I think people dumb enough to be checking their phone etc. while behind the wheel aren’t that cognisant to risk to begin with.
A stone cold classic
When I was still taking lessons I turned a corner and the sun was blasting down on the road & I couldn’t see ANYTHING from the glare/reflection. I asked how I was meant to drive in this & the instructor said, don’t worry nobody can see.” The idea that you would do that willingly is FUCKING NUTS.
I can’t drive and this is so scary to watch.
There’s one good thing about the nazi rally in Oz and that’s the worms who outed themselves. No need to sit awkwardly anymore next to Uncle Tony at Christmas while he says uncomfortable things about Those Asians. Now you straight up call him a nazi cunt and be done with it.
my bluesky
He’s a white man born in Europe, he already won the lottery.
We must dare to dream
If somebody just Luigi’d him we wouldn’t feel so let down.
not a big fan of this latest Teams update, where they’ve renamed the “Away” status to “I have brought great shame on my company and deserve to be murdered” 🙁
They should pay me to do swords and lift everyday. Get it together, They.
Don't give me rumours, give me a mother fucking TMZ story and black armbands on losers.
Going to bed listening to a storm 😍
Ivy no
I did but I hated it. He evolved.
What are those words
The bananajacker striketh
On a less poisonous note, this is the banana hoarder’s stash before he graduated to the top of the lockers 😆
I hate it so much, the wage disparity makes it very visually obvious apart from the fact THEY ARE FUCKING CLEANING UP AFTER US YOU FUCKING CAPITALIST BOOTLICKER
I am friendly with the cleaners on my floor and everytime I say hi, I get mad all over again because I see those fucking vests
Also a big fan of the mysterious person who started hiding the bananas in our daily communal fruit allotment on top of some lockers so the rest of us couldn’t get them.
If you’re doing penance in multinational corporate, what’s the worst thing you’ve seen someone do outside of backstabbing politics? Highlight for me is the guy who complained to facilities that he didn’t know who was cleaning staff so now they have to wear hi-vis vests over their normal clothes.
:(
Sick Lu :(
My all time favourite ❤️
This is like my bat signal. Shitty crosswalk behaviour makes me more furious than golf courses.
The renewed conversation around Serena Williams’ body is one of the most glaring examples that women’s bodies are relentlessly judged and we are never worthy. You can’t win and that’s the whole point.
A little scoop every day :3
He looks like a synth.
You got this! 😊
Yesterday I got my PB squat at 5x90kg and this morning I ran my 3rd best 5k ever. Turns out science is right and creatine is a big ol' game changer. Good job science, you did it again.
Shows are actually more fun sober, who knew? Also, you can dance your little butt off sober, again, who knew?
Go go go! :)
I am not a reality TV snob, I believe it can be an totally valid cultural thermometer and mirror. I love the intersections with camp and queer culture it often generates (looking at you Bravo), but maaaaan The Biggest Loser was dark dark times
Jesus Christ, let’s send Jillian Michaels to The Hague.
There needs to be a support group for all us women of a particular age watching The Biggest Loser documentary. Fuck they were bleak times culturally as a woman.
Don’t need no noble steed when you’re wind powered.
I had felafel and chia pudding for lunch and bloated up like a beach ball then I went to training and zippered myself into a too-small fencing jacket so now I’m like a gas sausage. Just some sexy little imagery for you guys tonight 😘
Hi!
A waking nightmare
I keep getting ads for an app that puts strangers together to have dinner, not in a sexy way, but in a, “I am somebody who is weird enough and into small talk enough that I want to have a sit down restaurant dinner with a total stranger.”
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TL;DR, don't comment on people's bodies in the workplace omg.
Also Czech Republic for Chechnya or Czechoslovakia. Please.
Tomorrow night 🤩
Me watching tv with you @fairbairn.zone
I’m too tired to be anxious and sad tonight, get it together, brain.
I found the clarinet sheet music for Bella Ciao at 8:30pm tonight and will probably be murdered by my neighbours come morning. Really going to test that Slavic love for Emir Kusturica tonight 😆
I didn’t expect to enjoy it as much as I am but maaaaan our protagonist is a thick Labrador
Personal highlight of the week: Correctly matched and bought the exact same shitty paint as what the landlord used a billion years ago.
I was a fool to think therapized Tamra would be boring #RHOOC
This explains why I hate him.
*falls into room clearly full of corpses* Ethan: A dead body??… Wait, there’s more! Dumb as a rock.
I have never played a Resident Evil before and so far my entire experience of Village has been, “WHY ARE YOU GOING INTO THE CLEARLY FUCKED UP BASEMENT?” and, “WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING THE CLEARLY ENORMOUS FUCKED UP CREATURE?” Get it together Ethan.
Haha I like that you like it so much
<3
They're squirrelled away all over the place!
Haha same :D
He's good 🤷♀️
Talented young Australian actor :)
Bisco be ok pls
TATTOO DAY!
Absolutely 100%
Arrested Development saved him from oblivion for me because Tobias Funke transcends his David Crossness.
I am usually extremely blase about our wildlife, but I would shit myself if I wound up within sea snake striking distance 😆
Closing my laptop with a firm slam safe in the knowledge that somehow I fooled the office into thinking that I'm a real person who does real things for another week.
You know the bis are greedy 🤷♀️
Tag yourself I’m the war queer
Paddlers got paddlers ❤️
I’m super familiar with PET through my work, if you want to chat or vent or anything I’m here Garbo ❤️
This is the tech version of "stop using drinking straws."
I thought this might be ok because Ridley was only producing, but bummed to hear it's not.
Same vibes as the Istanbul airport Wi-Fi that requires you to enter your passport details to use 😆
Alas, I am still a serf.
Was moved to a more advanced swords class. First lesson was last Friday & I thought “this isn’t so bad, I can handle this.” Fast forward to tonight - murdered, dead, am nothing but a pile of ashes blown away on the wind.
Looking forward for upping the ol’ blood pressure medicine to destroy these
I’ve never hear or seen them and now I need them.
Oh my GOD 😍🤩🤯
Thank you 😊
Hahaha i love thay you thought of me though!
"Lose weight, no, not like that!" is 100% part of anti-fat bias (and let's be honest, it's mostly against women), which feeds into the assumed moral failings of being fat. They dont get to dictate what your body looks like AND how you care for it.
I own 2 clarinets, I've been that neighbour for awhile now.
I hate that GLP-1s are being given a negative spin because, for most people, you need to take them long term. So what? There are countless medicines being taken long term to keep people healthy and happy. Insulin, statins, levithyroxine, anti depressants etc. etc..
That's tonight's training sorted then.
They should make those special Loop earplugs but for your whole body.
Good morning Winston!
Lol they really do just say any old thing don’t they.
These days we would have just shot balloon boy down with a drone.
Yesss. I really liked it, all of it.
I can't wait.
