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Married , White passing Hispanic, dog owner, childfree, Poly-Cystic Kidney having Texas escapee. Navy Veteran, survivor of the 2013 Twitter Wars. more later.
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if you need someone to help check you for ticks after hiking i'm free
we are already reliving the 90's, may as well go back to scrambled cable porn.
it's as if he hasn't read that bible he's selling, or they edited out the parts referring to false prophets and the anti christ
oh sure, but when i get caught sniffing the bike seats after spin class, i'm the weirdo.
she has eyes ?
Newsom / Buttiegege 2028 ?
is that before or after the kidney transplant? Because i'm not seeing a scar and would love to see what I can look forward to myself.
okay but if you are going to be the naughty librarian, the glasses stay on.
i don't want to start any blasphemous rumors but when I die I expect to find god laughing.
i don't remember that scene in the first Terminator movie
Definitely want Selene to wake me up to kill Marcus.
that still counts as a threesome right ?
That's one way to wait for the tsunami
In my pants.
oh, and guys get yelled at if we sprinkle a little.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I cant wait to see his version of A Chorus Line. No singing or dancing, just him berating the cast for three hours from the back of the auditorium. No script, just him with whatever is on his mind.
Traci Topps and Stacey Valentine disappeared too quickly. It's like they got married and just stopped working.
how does one conceal their gun in an outfit like that ?
I think I remember there something about Dormice in A Christmas Carol, if not, then it was something that should have been there.
what did they say when they were pushing the whole Patriot Act ? "well, if you are not doing anything wrong, and you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about,"
I know right, chronic kidney conditions never show on the outside, PKD Life
Thank you for the Christina Ricci cosplay
jerked off at work ?
that brings back Boob Cruise memories
sugar and spice
that's one way to get out of a ticket
Oh sure. but when I get caught sniffing the bike seats after spin class, i'm the weirdo
used to be that a "serious "actress did not do nudity because it would ruin their career but there was plenty of nudity in teen comedies until Columbine came along and Clinton thought he would 'Protect the children" by making theaters actually check id's so rated R movies were stopped being made.
i love big nipples on small breasts
Someone needs to colate all their tweets over the past 3 years into a TeleNovela script and film it for Netflix. Imagine the clothes, the hair, the makeup, and the horny nosy neighbor MTG.
i can never find boots like that in my size
do they still use Fluffers on film sets ? Are they hiring ?
always wondered what happened to Violet Beauregard after leaving the chocolate factory
while I love an after market boob, there is something about the natural hang that is so nice to see.
oh sure, but when I get caught sniffing the bike seats after spin class, I'm the weirdo.
oh sure, but when I get caught sniffing the bike seats after spin class, I'm the weirdo
Lisa Ann did some of those Skin-a-Max movies where she came across as a believable hard ass. The bangs really help
i like her and Nina Dobrev
sweetie, you are about to get your hair wet
i'd like to walk in on that, and i would trade places with any of them
perfect for mother's day
wonder how difficult it would be to convince Billie Eillish to dress in either one of these.
the look that says, " you're going to need a Holy Hand Gernade for this one."
Dudley Dooright to the rescue ?
put her in a bumblebee costume.
the definition of a "perfect " breast is one that is pressed against your face. Doesn't matter on the size, shape, natural or after market. they are just okay if they are on the other side of the room, but get better the closer they are to touching you.
nice but the squeekie dog toy as a sex toy is taking me out of the scene.
Sorry Sarah, FEMA money is socialism.
do you sell your post workout underwear ? I've heard it was a thing.
for this scenario do I have to know the girl's name ? No one is going to believe me anyway.
life goals
she's got David Bowie eyes
Ask if i can watch. or help
oh sure, but when I get caught sniffing the bike seats after spin class, I'm the weirdo
just started following you, just wanted to let you know that I will frequently be saying that the dress looks better on me. Hashtag middle school drama queen
and she stepped on the ball.
Ladies, if you even have half the size of these you will never have to worry about anyone looking at your face.
this week is my aunt's funeral. come walk in the cemetery with me. Or just think about her and walk in one on Tuesday because if you try to fly to Texas where it is, they might try to deport you.
am I the first one to say "looks like Santa comes more than once a year " ?
there are times when nudidity is not recommended. Making kettle corn and wading in crab filled tidal pools.
rub the lotion on it's skin.
yes but can you cook ?
I remember being young and being able to get distance with my splooge
gives some 70's vibes
girls are lucky when they go into cold water.
He knows that when the world stops selling us copper we will have to scrap her so we can still make Tesslurs
little victories
well yeah, josef mengele made incredible advances in genetics and medicine overall. it's just that the way he went about it made him an inhuman monster. #evictelon
do you have any contacts who have photos of single or double mastectomy models ? as someone on the transplant list , every time someone posts that they got a new heart , lung, liver or kidney I always ask when do we get to see the scars. They never disappoint.
For being a graduate of the wharton school of business he has not figured out that 200% of ZERO is nothing.
images that I will paint on my B-17 for 400.
If she came out of my TV I wouldn't be running.
it's like he watched Office Space and didn't comprehend that management was the problem
that's not how they advertise Bidets where I'm from
this is what happens when you take human sacrifices out of schools. Mount Rainier ? no eruptions. you're welcome
Dude needs to get really good at his own job before he starts taking someone else's job. How is he going to command the troops invading Greenland and Canada when he's casting a Non-Woke Chorus Line ?
maybe if they stopped thinking that Quantity is the way to go and focus on Quality of their population.
wow, how did I miss that one ?
1976 is calling.
how can you be indifferent to Half Price Chocolate Day ?
i don't know why but that looks like the eastern shores of florida. maybe the panhandle.
oh sure. but when I get caught sniffing the bike seats after spin class I'm the weirdo.
How about her in Requiem For a Dream ?
Thanks Easter Bunny !
i hope you forgive me for never looking you in the face again.
Low Water Crossing sign metaphor. Wait. Stop. Come back.
good to know that we can use you as a sundial in an emergency situation
because we can get all that water from Canada ? what if they decide to charge tariffs ?
must be nice having a clean beach where you don't have to worry about broken glass and have to wear shoes all the time.
they are not dolls . they are Action figures
Dingos ate my baby
good morning neighbors
have you ever seen one around a full moon ? I have seen it a couple of times but did not think anyone would believe it
Because not every state in AmeriKa is open carry
Have you seen the guy who sells hats that say Human Kind : Be Both ?
At least in DC they have access to public transportation so they won't be stranded again.
well, we are supposed to keep christmas in our hearts year round
the bigger the Hoops, the closer to god
im going to get a lot of mileage out of my Low Water Crossing sign metaphor over the next 4 years. That's me standing besides the sign and the road closed barricade that they drove around now they are on their car calling for help and I can't do anything since Rope was outlawed