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Happy Giant Plastic Skeleton Season to all who celebrate.
How my cats feel when I'm dealing with litterbox chores.
What's the human equivalent of eekekekekek?
Have you tried licking a plastic bag obsessively? Humans love to wake to that sound in the dark and wonder what you're getting into.
Your commitment to helping is inspiring
How about an exchange?
Are you suggesting she has ulterior motives? It's difficult to connect the dots
If gifs generated royalties, the creator of this would have enough money to rival Bezos.
Isn't this a cat cupboard in which she stores the linens?
I get the Stare, too. Do you think they're trying to will us into action or sort out how we could be so dense as to not know that starvation is imminent?
Why must the amends-making begin before sunrise on a day off?
She's exceptional in this regard.
A beauty!
Always disappointing to discover you didn't go behind your own back and toss a few pints of ice cream in the cart.
I choose to believe this cat behavior reflects complete trust in me, rather than a thinly veiled message.
Throw in a nap or two and I'll take this perfect scenario over absolutely any "people-y" weekend excitement every time.
No sacrifice too great for feline happiness
She is a deep, deep well of pestiness but she knows when to deploy the Cute.
She's been a complete pest all morning so she's casting a glamour in hopes I'll forget before the lunch begging begins. #cats #catsofbluesky
In defense of humans, we don't consider 4am to be a reasonable hour for it.
Drinking coffee with your nondominant hand while waking up. What could go wrong?
Did you get a "needs improvement" for meal timeliness?
Same, and coffee isn't helping.
My cat's take on this is that creating a lap *and* playing with a ball of string is an invitation.
US Dept of Education: nces.ed.gov/pubs2019/201...
Absolute best feeling!
"Mitochondrial challenges" #cats #catsofbluesky
I haven't heard much about this other than from my pharmacist, but the CDC recommends a Hep B booster for people as young as 19. Getting vaxxed with everything I'm eligible for before they torch our healthcare entirely: www.cdc.gov/hepatitis-b/...
On Wednesdays we show off our whiskers (and our very kissable chin) #cats #whiskerswednesday
I'd need to bulk buy so I hope Costco starts carrying them.
Temps in the low 80s this week and the air is no longer trying to drown us.
Anytime someone associated with this regime opens their lying mouth.
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
Wishing you all the luck!
Well, your posts make me want to support the company by buying the product, so go team! (of one)
Perfect beans, no notes
Not sure why they haven't adopted the "flood the zone" strategy themselves. Trump gives them material almost hourly. God knows those of us paying attention are horrified.
*Again*
I met a woman years ago who couldn't access affordable substance abuse treatment in her community. She was so desperate she committed a crime to get sent to prison because that was her only avenue for help.
So eepy. #cats #catsofbluesky
If it weren't a flat rate shipping box this would lighten the package's weight and reduce postage. So thoughtful!
The resemblance is uncanny
There's a surplus of random old crinkly men so you can live that childhood dream every day if you wish.
If the threats about your face freezing permanently are true, this will be me. #cats #catsofbluesky
And the story takes as long to convey as it did to experience it. No detail is too small to be left behind.
As often as I shopped there, it's been interesting to see how easy it was to change that behavior. I can't imagine going back, either.
Another "Freaky Friday" remake but I trade places with her #cats #catsofbluesky
💯
Jesus take the wheel
😂
"If you go back ten minutes ago, that was a lie that was told."
It's clear that she won't be tolerating any shenanigans today.
I got a new type of catnip and both cats went into orbit, including the one who usually doesn't respond to it. So sweet and funny to watch them enjoying it.
If not one of those places, inside of a shoe.
Ready for the ‘ber months now 🍂
No jury would convict you
*fills sink with hot soapy water and immerses all of the water bottles*
A half-hearted rinse in lukewarm water doesn't count?
Maintaining that kind of floof requires a varied diet.
Sleepy tumbleweed #cats #catsofbluesky
One of your ancestors may have been a bunny.
THE BEST toy for bitey, kicky cats
One of the best things about cats is their natural altruism.
Good morning I’m sure many here feel the same
Bearing someone else's love can be burdensome
Probably no central air, so that room is muggy as hell.
Sadly, Responsible Adulthood is thick with things like meetings and chores. We don't like it, either. (I had the audacity to run the vacuum which always proves to be unpopular.) I predict a lap will be made available to you this evening. Perhaps a nine hour nap in the meantime?
The sweetness of this! ❤️
If she had a second job at The Limited to make ends meet, those pants were 20% off.
The way to locate the existing stash is to buy more, of course.
None of this was in the brochure.
Only the long haired cats will be able to opt for the spiral perm.
I grew up in Ft. Lauderdale. Your photos always leave me with a warm, happy feeling!
10/10, no notes
Me as I wake up (each day since the "election") #cats #catsofbluesky
You're taking a minute to set your intentions for the day.
It's a wonder. No Churu, either. It was practically caveman days for cats.
Meetings always seem to happen at peak feeding/scritching/treat dispensing times, to say nothing of how they limit daytime lap sitting.
Cats are unparalleled at scorekeeping.
My phone, every day this summer #rainraingoaway
If it worked even a single time...
You're planning to make amends, right?
The era before really soft blankets must've been a trying time for cats.
There is no end point to the destruction. We're going to need to come up with a word that means intense rage, disgust, and disbelief in equal measure.
Our orange tabby is the sweetest, nicest guy (which are the gifts the Universe bestowed upon him instead of an ability to problem solve). About three times a week we comment that he's doing his best. 😉
Why is the one leg...never mind. Cats.
If he turns that leg about 45 degrees his leg stripes will line up with those in the carpet and you won't see him at all. Masterful camouflage, then.
As a country we no longer concern ourselves with data. It's all vibes now.
Cats are masters at showing up when a task is 96% finished and preventing its completion until you lose the will to do it.
A story of two feline personalities told through a single photo. #cats #catsofbluesky
Mayhem, probably
Impressively aerodynamic leg/tail arrangement!
*Buys trampoline and seeds it with carrots for extra incentive*
Something about adulthood that continues to be surprising is how much time is spent putting things away.
