As somebody who bikes, walks, runs AND drives regularly, I can tell you they all have their fair share of idiots (and I'm living proof)
There's always barber college. (he/him)
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As somebody who bikes, walks, runs AND drives regularly, I can tell you they all have their fair share of idiots (and I'm living proof)
Just checked DraftKings and the current money line on me getting at least one of those responses is -350
clipped the back tire but if he had been half a second slower I would've witnessed somebody get splattered before my eyes. So for anybody who bikes downtown, consider this a friendly reminder that the bike lanes are one way for a reason.
Just saw a fucking idiot on a Divvy bike get hit because he was going the wrong way on a downtown bike lane and thus apparently couldn't tell that he was crossing the intersection against the light (as well as in the wrong direction). Thankfully the driver hit the brakes hard enough that he just
He could have at least said he was rehearsing a play.
So, um. An announcement.
Hell yes! (On a side note I'm reading They Can't Kill Us Until They Kill Us right now which makes this announcement extra exciting)
There’s Something About Gary
Gary Perry's Diary of a Mad Black Gary starring Gary Perry as Gary
Already in a shit mood and just realized as I'm halfway to the train that I forgot my meds so basically there's only one thing that could save the day
Post a meme made by you
Gary Perry's Diary of a Mad Black Gary starring Gary Perry as Gary
At least your Chelsea has actually won something
youtu.be/j-VrgOehZH0?...
REPOST if you support Chelsea... or like cookies... or think Ziggy has gotten too preachy too. It doesn't even matter which one
post a meme made by you
FINALLY made it to a game where the man, the myth, the legend @joshlanghoff.bsky.social is playing organ!
One of the weirdest things that happens when a skeet breaches containment is when randos explain your skeet back to you. Like, okay?
Hell yes!
Every neurodiverse person I know is quantifiably better than RFK.
As the late, great Harry Caray once said, "Cone spelled backwards is Enoc."
So what exactly happens if Trump sees his shadow? And what happens if he does not?
When I finally got around to reading Frankenstein a few years ago I was not prepared for how emo it actually is
White House staff right now 10 minutes past when this announcement was scheduled to happen.
You can read more about it here (apologies to you non-lawyers that I couldn't find something more layperson-friendly): www.druganddevicelawblog.com/2024/09/gene...
Just FYI there was a gigantic multi-plaintiff federal lawsuit (MDL for you lawyer folks) in New York that alleged acetaminophen causes autism and it got dismissed because the judge excluded ALL of the plaintiff's scientific experts for lacking reliability. And judges almost never do that.
Me when people repost that "remember some guy" account into my TL:
Yessssssssssssssss!
hahaha good question
You will get there eventually!
Every summer I'm like "if I can just make it to September, things will slow down." Then the first week of September rolls around: Tonight -- Cubs game Tomorrow night -- pub trivia Thursday night -- album night (Maggot Brain) Friday night -- PUP at the Salt Shed I'll slow down when I'm dead.
Oh hey we're gonna be at PUP too!
Look, I love the Replacements, but this is over-the-hill Replacements vs. top-of-their-game Mekons. You gotta show Langford & Co. some respect.
Really interesting article from @mattwoosie.bsky.social and @jamespearcelfc.bsky.social on how the Guéhi to Liverpool deal DIDN'T go down. Makes me wonder if Glasner has the leverage to push for other changes (i.e. Steve Parish's role) www.nytimes.com/athletic/659...
I will only vote for a candidate who agrees the NYT should jump up its own ass and die
Using one pic already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2:00 p.m.?
Jerk.
Using one pic already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2:00 p.m.?
This is the current picture on WGN. I hope Max Headroom is about to make an appearance!
One of my favorite ever baseball card photos
All this centrist talk about how "crime is the Democrats' Achilles heel" suggests that, with crime at historic lows across the country, Democrats should be doing great.
Irrespective of potential current events, Death Of Stalin is a fucking phenomenal movie and you should watch it.
Dr. mantis toboggan
That's freshman year humanities-based honor college bullshit right there
I'm old enough to remember when dugout cellies didn't need safe words
It was a $400 Double Jeopardy clue so overthinking it shouldn't be an excuse
For a second I thought the grim reaper was walking down the street
Goddamit. I've got a wedding out in the burbs that day, and I'm now at the age where I only go to like one weddings a year but you're the third thing I've learned of that's the same day
I will personally bike all the way to your house to splash some water on you and revive you
Also I want to be clear... I'm not rooting for one person to die. I'm rooting for a whole bunch of people to live.
Nobody rang in at all. I was screaming at my TV.
Hmmmmm... I would think so but I'm wondering if "be more specific" would be an option
When It Happens™, the entire city of Chicago will have a Malört toast at 9pm, agreed?
You get to stay on the stage!
NOBODY GOT THIS CLUE RIGHT AND KEN JENNINGS SHOULD HAVE PUSHED A BUTTON THAT INSTANTLY DROPPED ALL THREE CONTESTANTS THROUGH A TRAP DOOR, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN
I'm still not sure the Cubs will make it out of the wildcard round (hell, I'm not even sure what the playoff format is these days) but a win like this gives me a little hope that the Cubs might still be fun to watch come October
hey man I don't give a shit what Nate Silver says
To me he looks like just a dude, but then again I'm also just a dude so he gives hope to the rest of us
I'm 100% with you, and I also wonder if video games and fantasy sports have played a role as well
Meanwhile inside the White House:
I'm "I had to go to a protest downtown to learn that System of a Down is playing Soldier Field tonight" years old
My Disney princess college student found a crow that hit a window and seems to have a head injury but none of the local wildlife rehab people can do anything or just are not answering their phones. Thoughts, @psopheigh.bsky.social
The Three Karens!
It's also the bedrock of sketch comedy youtu.be/tJT989Sog4Y?...
Somehow the Malman Law commercials get worse and worse
Congrats, Greg!
Don't forget that Malort has a pretty low ABV so be sure to drink half and refill with everclear
I think the main reason I make so many obscure Simpsons jokes is that the odds of somebody getting them are much, much higher than when I make an obscure Nathan For You joke
Honestly, this makes sense to me.
I feel like all of that should be intuitive and none of it controversial but here we are
A team overcoming a three-run deficit at Coors Field? Will wonders never cease
Somebody should read this statement in front of Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Sending hugs ❤️❤️❤️
That pass from Yeremy 😍😍😍
1. Yes. 2. Love the new profile pic!
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE PALACE
And if he does leave, hopefully that just convinced Liverpool to pony up the extra £10M
Makes you wonder why anybody lives in a city
DON'T LOOK THEM IN THE EYE
There is a very drunk and obnoxious Freiburg supporter at the Embassy. For some reason he's gotten more quiet and less obnoxious over the last half hour.
Thoughts and prayers
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Palace is feeling it 🔥🔥🔥
Chicago Palace supporters... come find me at the Embassy and one of these pins will be yours!
one for you @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social
Have you seen the Democratic Party
You have the right to flip off the police... as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it
This is a public service announcement... with guitar
I aim to please :-)
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Thom Brennaman
Sending good vibes your way!