I hate that ignorance has such a negative connotation. Sometimes itโs ok to be ignorant. Please acknowledge your ignorance itโll make the world such a better place.
๐ฎ Lvl 24 ๐ฎ ๐ No Minors - SFWn't ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ They/She/He โง๏ธ ๐จ๐ฃ๐จ Intersex ๐จ๐ฃ๐จ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ I put the "bi" in "nonbinary" ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ โค๏ธ 9/28/22 @LordNPC.bsky.social โค๏ธ ๐ง๐ปโ๐ฆฝSpoonie & ND โพ๏ธ โก๏ธ Jewboy Socialist โก๏ธ โ๐ฝโ๐พโ๐ฟ๐๐ต๐ธ๐จ๐ฉ๐ธ๐ฉ
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I hate that ignorance has such a negative connotation. Sometimes itโs ok to be ignorant. Please acknowledge your ignorance itโll make the world such a better place.
I hate when skinny people call themselves 'big back'. My culture is not your costume.
Shantae simp
Jfc
What happened?
Period. Tell my doctor. ๐
Nerd comes out of the bathroom dripping wet pants around his ankles, "The bully and I came to a bipartisan agreement that I needed a swirlie, but the pantsing went too far. We didn't agree to that. Please vote me for class president."
I was going to respond to this with a fed meme but no you're literally a federal agent
The art in question btw Sorry if ethical taxidermy isn't your thing. I'm going to keep doing me though. bsky.app/profile/c0mp...
You've heard of a bar fly, now get ready for a bar mouse! CW: Taxidermy
You've heard of a bar fly, now get ready for a bar mouse! CW: Taxidermy
You don't have to like my art. That's fine. But if my art is tagged and censored properly and you purposely look at it (even though you know you won't like it) you don't get to act like I'm an asshole for posting it. ๐คท๐ป
I feel like these questions are going to be a lot harder to answer than: "If any two adults love each other they can get married, no matter what gender they are. Some couples need to get help from doctors to have babies and some choose to adopt children."
"Papa Snoop, why did you get charged with murder?" "Papa Snoop, why do you always smell like a skunk?" "Papa Snoop, what's a pimp and why were you one?" "Papa Snoop, why have multiple women accused you of sexual assault?" "Papa Snoop, why do you hate people for being themselves?"
Our 3yo had like a hundred fuckin questions about the rules & logistics & moral implications of how mogwais become gremlins, but ZERO questions about "sometimes people change from girl to boy" or "sometimes boys marry other boys" or whatever, kids dgaf, the problem has ALWAYS been bigot ass parents
Here in Colorado, legislators from both parties are trying to grant AI companies immunity from consumer protection lawsuits. Like immunity for gun manufacturers. Politicians will be bought off by all these tech bros as their products continue to kill us.
Being bisexual is not "returning to heteronormativity" and implying that bisexuals are just spicy straight people is pretty damn biphobic. All of this infighting sucks and only helps our oppressors. L vs B infighting needs to stop yesterday.
3. Earlier this week, officers painted the rainbow stripes into stark black and white. Citizens repainted them. Road crews erased them again. The back-and-forth has escalated to the point where the state has now deployed as many as six police squad cars to guard asphalt.
But I don't want to be a bother ๐ญ
Excuse me, are you saying I'm not a diva?
You gotta be hella out of touch to consider reddit a left wing echo chamber. Free markets, bitch.
It's very clear that a lot of people don't know how to actually critique something because critique is supposed to actually make something better. But y'all don't want to make the shows better. You want them to be either different or gone & just want to attack Viv as a person.
having a pet is just having a celebrity who lives with you. like my friends are always so excited to greet the little celebrity who lives in my house
Am I into it? No Will I fight for your right to enjoy it? Yeah!
CW: Prescription medication Made this fun little art piece yesterday with my gigantic collection of leftover medication.
CW: Prescription medication Made this fun little art piece yesterday with my gigantic collection of leftover medication.
Their accounts are gone now, but apparently they're based in my state... I wonder if there is someone I could/should contact over here about it... ๐ซค There are probably tons of IRL people who don't know about their behavior online, but I also don't want to cause more drama... Idk
And before anyone says anything like "Oh, well they get most of their hydration from their diet!" Or WHATEVER THE FUCK!!! SO DO I!?! Why does a mango count as water but my Coke Zero doesn't??? My doctor has me all the way fucked up, guys.
I'm officially coming out as a hydration denier. How the hell am I supposed to drink 8 cups of water a day? You're telling me our caveman ancestors drank half a gallon of water a day??? You think that silverbacks and orangutans are drinking 100oz of water!?!? Nah, man! No way! I don't believe it!
This is not filmmaking, this is putting famous actors into a Saw trap. The movie equivalent of a Mr Beast video.
"Begone" when they're literally on Bibi's page.
the problem, as i see it, is not that censoring erotic content is a slippery slope to censoring LGBTQ+ culture. it's that censoring erotic content IS censoring LGBTQ+ culture.
I work "my ancestral curse" into every conversation I have now.
I may not like your kink but I will defend to the death your right to jork it
Count NPC's Poop Chute Massacre
My prefered hot sauce is Sargeant Bucky's Keister Blast.
@lordnpc.bsky.social had a fun time making this Hot Sauce name generator
Someone claims to have had a vasectomy or be on the pill in order to have sex with someone: Legal. A woman doesn't specify whether she's cis or trans when giving someone else a blow job: Illegal. FFS this world is fucked.
What IS Self-Abandonment (in Trauma Work)? Self-abandonment is the rejection (or ignoring) of one's own thoughts, feelings, needs, and boundaries, often as a coping mechanism developed from abuse, past traumas, or repeated invalidation.
Self-abandonment left me vulnerable to abuse. Self-abandonment is how I survived hostile, dangerous (and sometimes violent) people and systems when I was growing up (making myself small) allowing me to force myself into spaces that weren't suited to...
"mRNA is one of the most promising technologies for preventing and treating any kind of disease that you can imagine. Stopping development could put cures of chronic diseases such as cancer and HIV out of reach." My comments on mRNA research defunding in @prismreports.org:
"Your artstyle makes me wanna beat my meat, but that's a bad thing, and, actually, a moral failing on *your* part."
Me when i look at someone with boobs (their mom designed them with a gooner art style)
That's disgusting. I'd rather eat ass.
Damn
It looks kinda good ngl
You want me to edit one tomorrow? Lol
RIP crunchy
๐๐๐ For the tokens is it a physical token or digital?
When commissions open? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Need lewd Dog and Cat tokens for my Rin and Seri deck
Your cock is beautiful, babe
Cocks are so fucking beautiful. The shape of the head, the texture, the warmth. It's the design of angels. I'm a Cock fan. I dig it, I love it! even the fucked up ones look great under the correct lighting! There's no going wrong with Cock
I just remembered Sloth and yeah, that was awful.
They couldn't make the Goonies nowadays. Not because it's problematic (I don't remember if it was problematic), but because everyone would clown on it for being called 'goonies'. There would be jokes about how they're all gooning. It would be Morbius all over again.
Wanna learn more about the Panthersโ work around disability? It wasnโt just the 504 sit-in. I have 2 chapters about them in my book Black Disability Politics which is available for purchase or free open access here from @dukepress.bsky.social: library.oapen.org/handle/20.50...
5 for writing, 4 for art. 7 is a good pen, but too skinny for me to grasp correctly with my fucked ass hands. ๐
If I ever hear one of y'all talking about how trans men are MRAs for talking about the unique experiences they face... It's on sight.
I swear my body just randomly adds new debilitating symptoms like it's an app update. *uninstalls body*
DOCTOR: Great news! We figured out what's wrong with you. PATIENT: Wow! That's great! How do we treat it? DOCTOR: That's the neat part. We don't. That'll be $1,250.
Might?
You can't defend gore, violent, gruesome media without defending sex and erotic media. Both go hand in hand, there's eroticism in the grotesque, theres horror in the sensual. Your "purity" about sex won't save you if you think making war is better than making love
Shannon โSJโ Joslin (a ranger and a wildlife biologist in the park since 2021) said they were fired Aug. 12 from what they described as their dream job. They said park leadership told them they โfailed to demonstrate acceptable conductโ in their role by participating in the trans flag display.
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I'm fat and sweaty too babe, why aren't you getting me pregnant rn?
Feels like "payment processor Stripe admits to being an anti LGBTQ hate group" should be an actual headline somewhere.
I just had a thought... If your fursona is a seal, you're basically just an IRL selkie. If someone takes your fur, you're forced to be a human. ๐ข
This bill would criminalize pornography by legally redefining what it means to be obscene. Period. Full stop. No more porn legally. If you post porn whether free pics or paid vids. this affects you!
Why did I expect her to have several boobs like a cat ๐
"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!" Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person
I've got mutuals with a racist FYI.
THATS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT
@lordnpc.bsky.social and I have decided to go through a very messy and public divorce BEFORE we get married, just to get it out of the way. So now that that's happening, I feel I should get custody of the children because they support vampire cops and 1312, ya know.
I canโt believe there are people who unironically think that Vivziepop is the most problematic part of a project when Andrew fucking Hussie is involved
Wait, why don't you like Vivziepop?
Has your power bill gone up? ChatGPT might be part of why. apnews.com/article/elec...
reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland
What do you mean thereโs an upcoming Homestuck pilot made by the studio behind Helluva Boss?
Gallup poll declares obvious thing is obvious ๐
AI Bill Clinton looks like one of those baby dolls that is made to be able to drink from a bottle ๐ Also I will now be celebrating Manuary.
Sports. Illustrated. Sports fucking Illustrated. Even the Normies are able to find out about this!
This is me AF
Good for you! Fuck that douchebag.
Yoshikage Kira:
Tag yourself if you have faulty egg-producing equipment
Mating press. Study it. Learn it. Be it.
This is absolutely chilling. "Right-leaning" is, of course, an extreme understatement.
@lordnpc.bsky.social Best position ever tbh
The UK is imposing a trans bathroom ban by fiat and it's being done by their equivalent of the Democrats. Trans men will be banned from all bathrooms and facilities because they're banned from the men's for being AFAB while being banned from the women's for looking like men and "causing alarm."
Cuz you're so cute and tasty, but my mouth doesn't unhinge like a snake, so I can't fit you in my belly unless you're in pieces. ๐ฅบ
Actually it'll just be cannibalism
Hard vore
I'm gonna vore you
Good thread
iFunny sissy porn really was a canon event, wasn't it?