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@c3maz.bsky.social

created November 8, 2024

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Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

The weave.

3/9/2025, 2:44:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Someone should ask him how his golf game was this Labor Day weekend and who he played with.

3/9/2025, 2:26:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

No time to watch on YouTube so I just subscribed m Apple Podcasts.

3/9/2025, 1:48:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

More snark please, Levi.

3/9/2025, 12:57:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

It has been curing my insomnia for the last couple of weeks. Going to stick with it until the final episode.

2/9/2025, 8:09:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

I had a lot more fun watching Bruce than Divine.

2/9/2025, 8:08:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

epic

2/9/2025, 8:02:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

Why aren't the Democrats holding press conferences about this? Announce investigations. There have to be cameras in the Whitehouse. Why just let this slide?

2/9/2025, 7:54:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

Hey Siri. Please add "monkeypox" to my list of Thanksgiving discussions on the Notes app.

2/9/2025, 3:43:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

I am still convinced that Jordan somehow hypnotized him.

2/9/2025, 3:24:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

I was told they could stop the run tho.

2/9/2025, 2:12:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

on

2/9/2025, 2:09:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Always wanted the Raiders to put him in the squad and let him sit and learn.

2/9/2025, 2:08:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

Really great piece. The Raiders have been in QB purgatory for a long time. Even when they thought they had the answer for 9 years, they didn’t. Wish they would have taken a flyer on a QB in the 1st or 2nd round and let them learn for a couple years so that there would have been an off ramp.

2/9/2025, 2:07:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Well written and researched. That one had to take some time.

2/9/2025, 2:04:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Well yeah but Deion didn’t have his 24 year old gf consulting him on how to do instagram poses and media interviews.

2/9/2025, 1:16:41 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Swap out his head for Epstein’s and send it.

2/9/2025, 11:10:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

MO3W

2/9/2025, 10:47:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Best nights sleep ever

2/9/2025, 2:17:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🇺🇦Schadenfreude's Cat🇺🇦 (@acciostickthing.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

No but this 100% is him trying to get ahead of whatever the survivors are gonna to say on Wed.

2/9/2025, 2:03:18 AM | 383 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Bunch softies. Didn’t want the ole man to see how many people replied “is he dead yet?”

2/9/2025, 2:15:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Comments are turned off on the YouTube vid lol

2/9/2025, 2:08:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

Watching NC’s #21 bounce off the turf while completing that INT reminds me of how old I am. I would be in traction if I did that lol

2/9/2025, 1:14:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

This joke will be acceptable at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

2/9/2025, 1:11:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Dubow (@joshdubowap.bsky.social) reposted

Al Davis on Mike Lombardi in 2008: “Mike Lombardi has been fired from every job he’s ever had. Every job. He can’t get a job. Last year he was fired from a job he was working for for nothing. He was fired from Denver. But he does have ability. He does have some ability.”

2/9/2025, 12:38:38 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Love that you have this quote on speed dial every time he shows up on TV 

2/9/2025, 12:56:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Eternal Sunshine on the Gary’s Mind

2/9/2025, 12:32:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t disagree with that. I hope they all use the platform to take the piss out of the Saudis.

2/9/2025, 12:31:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

Guy is taking Bill Burr’s platform and running with it. Gotta love it.

2/9/2025, 12:29:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

RBG

2/9/2025, 12:26:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Learned a lesson from RGB and Biden. That is a good thing.

2/9/2025, 12:20:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Molly Knight (@mollyknight.bsky.social) reposted

People who don’t want to hang out in a Nazi bar are the real problem here lmao.

1/9/2025, 8:20:14 PM | 162 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

He got fired from that job.

1/9/2025, 7:41:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

www.newsweek.com/stephen-colb... It's not true, unless you know something we don't.

1/9/2025, 7:27:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

In a country with more guns than citizens, this has predictably happened numerous times. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock_d...

1/9/2025, 6:26:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gWv... Very cool stuff!

1/9/2025, 6:16:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

With the NFL season around the corner, I have been struggling with not creating an anonymous account just to see what all my Raiders fans are saying. It's tough not being where 99.9% of the conversations are happening.

1/9/2025, 6:02:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 5:57:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

I want to love that I quote skeeted this.

1/9/2025, 5:53:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His nurse thinking she doesn't want to be part of this cover up.

1/9/2025, 5:47:53 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

With new co-author Michael Wolff.

1/9/2025, 4:25:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 4:13:07 PM | 24580 5333 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

I had not put that together. Nice work.

1/9/2025, 4:18:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

There is a good possibility that the administration is going full on “Vincent “Chin” Gigante the Odd Father” so he doesn’t have to comment on the Epstein victims press conference this week.

1/9/2025, 4:17:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

www.newsweek.com/donald-trump... the pic of him with Gruden was a week old.

1/9/2025, 4:11:53 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Raiders @ Patriots should have an *

1/9/2025, 3:58:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s going to be very interesting. Lots of unoriginal knock knock jokes.

1/9/2025, 3:55:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 3:50:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Not really. The comedians had to sign contracts with guidelines about the subjects they are allowed to talk about. deadline.com/2025/07/riya...

1/9/2025, 3:50:39 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

in her servers.

1/9/2025, 3:39:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Where is the horse tho?

1/9/2025, 3:38:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Because some sycophant in congress is trying to pass a law to add him. www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

1/9/2025, 3:08:14 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

25% too tall and 25% off. Seems fair.

1/9/2025, 9:09:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

Send in the national guard

1/9/2025, 3:01:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 3:00:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Come on Denny. He’s just waiting to invite a chick back to his house and not have her run screaming out the front door. When she stays, he will know he has his Ghislaine.

31/8/2025, 9:25:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Bring up the fact that he had his ass handed to him 7-4 is a choice. Papa Fred didn't like losers.

31/8/2025, 6:23:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Sigourney Weaver is going to have to win an Oscar trying to make Melania likable in the new version.

31/8/2025, 6:21:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Makes a guy a lil nostalgic for ole Sleepy Joe and his once a year press conferences.

31/8/2025, 6:02:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Daugherty (@rotopat.bsky.social) reposted

Mr. @dennycarter.bsky.social trying to hydrate after having 2.89 seltzers

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31/8/2025, 5:26:25 PM | 58 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

www.cracked.com/article_4809... This is discerning. I adore Bill Burr and have been listening to Tim Dillon’s podcast and find it hilarious. I know they are doing it for the $$$ but they are losing a lot of integrity doing so. And yeah, they will poo poo it but it is what it is.

31/8/2025, 5:38:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

I loved Gruden. If Al Davis didn’t trade him, the Raiders would have won at least 1 Super Bowl in the 2000’s. He has shown who he is now and I no longer care for the man.

31/8/2025, 4:54:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

Today I’m going to watch “Dave”, one of my fav movies.

31/8/2025, 3:40:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Dave was a documentary.

31/8/2025, 3:39:39 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/olbe... He posted it here as well. I get why people still post there butt fuck that nazi app. You are giving $ to a Hitler saluting POS every time you look at that app.

31/8/2025, 3:38:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor Newsom Press Office (@newsonpressoffice.bsky.social) reposted

🍿🍿

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31/8/2025, 2:54:52 AM | 423 103 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Not true. Do a search but don't ask AI because that's prob what made this crap up.

31/8/2025, 12:43:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

It worked.

31/8/2025, 12:40:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

They include the Raiders in stuff like this to drive engagement. It's also why Charger fans host Raiders podcasts.

31/8/2025, 12:40:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Too soon. There is only one real 8 time returning QB coach champion and we’re lucky to have him?

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30/8/2025, 7:06:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks to be more Eli than Peyton.

30/8/2025, 6:46:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

That’s former Raiders QB coach Sark to you.

30/8/2025, 6:45:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

Is Arch Manning a head case?

30/8/2025, 6:27:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

Always the grifter. Hope you get your wish and soon.

30/8/2025, 4:20:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

www.nytimes.com/athletic/658... Clicked on this story this morning not knowing what it was. I had no idea there were that many current NFL players who followed in their pops footsteps. Really great stuff.

30/8/2025, 3:50:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

That was one crazy night on the old bird app.

30/8/2025, 11:05:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) reposted

Nothing to see, look he's off to enjoy a game of golf

Weekend at Bernies car ride
30/8/2025, 10:44:43 AM | 123 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

30/8/2025, 5:06:33 AM | 27253 7050 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

Political careers all die. Sad.

29/8/2025, 3:38:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

I almost feel bad for Maxx Crosby.

29/8/2025, 3:33:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

I actually sat down and watched his 2022 highlights. He broke from the pocket a LOT which in my book puts him over AOC instantly at QB 2. He threw at George Pickens a LOT with some success. Need to actually watch a full game and see what he looked like. He was 15-10 as a starter which surprised me.

29/8/2025, 3:15:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

You would think that a guy that made his billions with computers and the internet would know how the internet works.

29/8/2025, 2:14:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Timing is weird that they are doing it on a Friday. I mean, why would they do that?

29/8/2025, 2:07:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe the place was better off being ran by the mob.

29/8/2025, 1:34:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he dead yet?

29/8/2025, 1:14:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

Raiola ain't it. The Huskers offense seems disjointed at best. Going to watch some Kenny Pickett "highlights" instead.

29/8/2025, 3:15:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks bud. I’ve grieved and come to terms with it. Time to celebrate his life tomorrow.

29/8/2025, 1:48:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

His funeral is tomorrow. He was a HUGE Cowboys fan. I will miss him forever but I'm glad he's not around for the Micah Parsons trade news lol

29/8/2025, 1:39:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) reposted

(1/X) Sometimes people ask "why does this supposedly reasonable Republican back Trump or why does this centrist spend all of this time attacking the left at a time when the right is destroying the country?" The answer is simple: it's because they're assholes.

28/8/2025, 4:01:24 PM | 819 146 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Go f*ck yourself you piece of sh*t

28/8/2025, 3:39:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought it was George C Scott but had to do a search of that image to verify it was him after seeing your skeet. And yes, he had some very memorable performances!

28/8/2025, 2:14:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

What exactly would you want them to say? The point of the segment was to point out that a guy on social media nailed it and the congressman was completely wrong about DOGE. What you do for a living is irrelevant in that context. They obviously know you. Do you want a cookie from their breakroom?

28/8/2025, 2:12:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Which was his best performance? Exorcist 2, Dr Strangelove or The Hustler?

28/8/2025, 1:27:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s George C Scott. They do look similar in that pic tho.

28/8/2025, 1:25:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

You’ve come a long way from the early days of snorting your runny nose on the pod with @robertmays.bsky.social 

28/8/2025, 1:23:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Steven Quest (@drstevenquest.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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28/8/2025, 2:10:18 AM | 30 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social)

In the past, both left and right politicians would be jumping all over this story. Not today. Today the tech billionaires hold their millions in campaign contributions over the politicians heads, so they stay quiet. Citizens United was the end of democracy. It’s just taken 15 years.

28/8/2025, 12:59:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Wanna take a bath?

28/8/2025, 5:03:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you

27/8/2025, 8:15:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Antæus (@c3maz.bsky.social) reply parent

Waiting for Daniel Jones to Daniel Jones.

27/8/2025, 7:58:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view