a reminder that if you use the Apple Store app ā not the Apple website ā you can engrave AirPods with your Memoji. but do you WANT to do this? you tell me
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a reminder that if you use the Apple Store app ā not the Apple website ā you can engrave AirPods with your Memoji. but do you WANT to do this? you tell me
i think one of the best parts of the apple presentation is that they credited photographers
it's that time of year again!! since our panic mckeynote tradition continues, i thought i'd dress up and show support for one of my favorite big brands on this big day!!
Just got mine in the mail!! Itās really cool!
when not fighting bluto or wooing olive oyl, popeye just wants you to consider aā¦
just teen thingsĀ® i showed this to my son and said "hey joby look what i bought" and he reflexively said "mustaaaaaard" and then he looked at the label and noticed that it is, in fact, "mustaaaaaard". got 'im!!!
Herdling is a serene and adorable way to unwind
what did the end of my post say SIR
we already invented a way to prevent big traffic spikes while sleeping and itās called TIME ZONES JOHN please do not point out any of the many flaws in this statement
the thing is, heās very good at marketing, which means heās very good at understanding how basic us humans are. he knows that our window to the world is very small, we can only process so much, we crave drama and adrenalin bursts, and we easily dismiss uncomfortable truths. itās all unfortunate
sorry for realityposting. just not stoked to be a part of andor season three
we all know heās a 24/7 bs machine, but when itās pointed directly at you, you really get to see how it works. our city is amazing, not āhellā, downtown has been uneventful for *years*. yes, there are protests at ICE, one building not downtown. but things are super normal. nowā¦ maybe not for long?
ok itās time for me to triple check with apple. thanks for the info!!
like santa, apple knows when i am sleepingā¦ and could surely update my apps nightly, instead of once every 84 days, right?! plus nightly would allow plenty of time for that cdn to propagate? (look iām sure there is a real, valid reason for this, itās just fun to complain about)
but what resources exactly are they concerned about consuming too much of. i have plenty of wifi here
i like how in the app store app it's like "7 automatic updates pending" and then you pull to refresh and it spins for a bit and then it's like "1,852 automatic updates pending"
The Ninjawarriors too
to this day say often say "sufferin' spaghetti, the pizza phone!" when a phone rings. i sure hope that's a quote from the show
āsometimes we ask ourselves, what truly makes a panic game, a panic game?ā
i canāt tell you how often i think about how itās not a retail product anymore, yet some factory still makes batches of it, exclusively to be spat out and thrown away at EPCOT
THE G.O.A.T.!!!!!!!
oh it's on streaming, but without the WordPerfect 6.0 track. i'm kinda afraid to listen to it. album.link/i/26103049
Thinking about a CD I used to listen to a lot in high school*, which had some nice music, but was a promotional disc for WordPerfect 6.0 (?!?) This guy played Track 1 on his stereo (it was data) technofileonline.com/texts/crazy-... * I listened to New Age a lot?ā¦ like, John Teshā¦ don't tell anyone
Claire and Jona of @blippo.plus visited Portlandās legendary @moviemadness.org for a live channel surf event, so of course had to dig through the shelves for some of the channel-flipping films that inspired Blippo+ š« Enticed? Watch the full video on our IG š±š www.instagram.com/p/DOJiCU2jwnz/
Writing Swift for tiny devices: an article on Playdate game Four Corners, recently rewritten in Swift for faster performance news.play.date/news/four-co... TL;DR "Any game that is particularly demanding that you would typically want to write in C could probably be achieved with Swift."
in case you need any reference, i present a movie theatre i went to last weekend:
space shuttle project (NES, 1991)
hahahaha true story nicole tried to buy some of these yesterday š but when she weighed the bag it was somehow $12 worth of longrapes and she went ānopeā and took āem off
anyway, cabel trivia
now, it seems to just be a standard japanese joke that š is "tofu on fire" ā just search Bluesky for "tofu on fire" for example! (Also, "Tofu On Fire" was title of a piece of music in Resident Evil 2, released January 2019.) still excited i could be there at the beginning of this important moment.
five years later this dude showed up to copy the joke, and it was also a viral hit, and then of course he sold t-shirts. i wish i had one of these t-shirts
cabel trivia. in addition to being "big iPad guy", i am also "tofu on fire guy". i tweeted that i found š in a shop in japan, and @notjosh.bsky.social said "it's tofu on fire", and our simple english conversation was very understandable, and a huge hit. i did interviews? i didn't even make the joke
Congrats and keep up the excellent work!! š
Apparentlyā¦ this is from a live performance?!? www.springsteenlyrics.com/lyrics.php?s... āThe above lyrics are for the live July 2018 performance of BORN TO RUN at Walter Kerr Theatre in New York City, NY, during Springsteen On Broadway.ā Google still useless!!
(itās very tiny, but do read the prompt.)
gotta give 'em some credit, microsoft edge's new "our ai will make a theme for you!" feature didn't even hesitate here
Sure, movies can adapt individual video games. But this video game adapts the entire experience of cable TV.
Arco's EDITIONS release comes encased in a premium slipcase with original artwork from @alariko.bsky.social. Inside, find exclusive cover art also by Alariko, an essay and developer interview booklet by Christian Donlan ā and much more. Limited to 3,000 copies. šš
gotta give 'em some credit, microsoft edge's new "our ai will make a theme for you!" feature didn't even hesitate here
thank u john. i guess itās time we finally get a costco membership
actually me too but, you know. the joke
i open these two apps very often. one is a feed of constant stress and worry ā and the other one is a feed of constant stress and worry!! WOKKA WOKKA JOKE CENTRAL STATION CHOO CHOO šš¤£ oh? huh, i see. yeah, it helps to know that monarch is an app i use to track my finances. yeah ok. iāll do better.
fyi i completely agree with you ā all the pieces are there, and sound honestly great, but the whole they build is weak and very unsatisfying?? (also iām not ready for the future because i am really annoyed this person didnāt acknowledge they used AI in the description. š®āšØ i better get used to it)
We already have the technology to jump to parallel dimensions. Hereās Betty White and Harvey Korman in an American version of Fawlty Towers. youtu.be/ACRE5llyano?...
howās your sense of humor doing in retirement
oh damn i forgot to tag! didn't know she was here! š
i absolutely love this clip
oh hell yeah i didnāt know he finally got a wikipedia page!! success!!! i loaded up a site with scans of his art! wescook.art
not faulting the notion!! itās a good notion! just the tone-deaf presentation. anywayyyyyyy
i think the communication trick here is āiām sure you know already that itās best toā¦ā and āi have every confidence you probably checkedā¦ā Itās the basic assumption of dumbness that gets me!! entire internet problem, to be clear. i guess we all canāt be perfect like me (joking)
this is a classic everyday goof that happens to us all but meanwhile this guy who got a great deal is trying to tell you how to properly run your stores as if you donāt know and donāt have an incredible amount of experience and knowledge. why is this bothering me so much hahaha
yes, you *can* play fetch in herdling! visit herdling.game to get it. (thanks to percypoms on twitch)
i've reached a new low ā high? ā in life ā old age? ā and i fear there's no coming back from this. i emailed a hotel to kindly complain about their horrible, horrible 6000K, way too cold, cheap LED bulbs. i said staying there felt like eating in a hospital cafeteria or working in a tire shop. help
a form-feed printer suddenly activates in tim cook's office
I've been working on my first game and I'm excited (also so nervous) to finally announce it! Cherry Hill: A Trucking Adventure Simulator! Watch the trailer now: youtu.be/_oECyEonn4U Get it for the @play.date on September 16th! #gamedev #trailertuesday š #playdate #indiegame #solodev
how are we doing as a people? well,,,,
While weāre here when was the last time the giant smoke effect at the top of the lift hill in disneyland actually worked?! How is a smoke cannon hard to maintain
We are testing a patch now! Our apologies for the trouble!!
(Was this Xbox Series S?)
Herdling trusts the player to guide an expanding group of fantasy creatures to their mountain home. Along the journey, players will name, pet, feed, play with, and care for each of these individually unique animals. Herdling is one of the most special games I have played for this account.
š² Four Corners was rewritten in Swiftāit's the first Swift game in Catalog. Read our interview with the developer to find out how that came about: news.play.date/news/four-co...
holy smokes i never realized how well this connects with my xoxo talk about the mcdonald's mural*!!!! i barely even scratched the surface. * www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df_K...
how do we make the most of this moment? do we need to setup a photo station in the office where people can come by and take a picture holding the giant iPad?
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5.7M views. who made this and why? iām too old to understand me
a reminder that even in themed entertainment ā not just video games ā please don't use a "handwriting font" for something handwritten. have a human being write it, scan it, use it. the world will be better
Arco soundtrack is now available in vinyl š„³ Thanks to @lostincult.co.uk now you can purchase this beautiful vinyl edition that is just INCREDIBLE š It's a dream come true š„¹ Link below ā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļø #gameaudio #gamesoundtrack #vgm
HOT DAMN. I love this song so much ā between this and Darius I would dump in quarters just to hear the music ā and i was not prepared for the live Shamisen solo!!
thank you so much, joe!!
Arco is on 50% sale right now! Buy it so I'm very rich and happy
you are great at this!!!
Your sharing and buying really helps us, thank you so much for your continued support! Also, there's a really cool announcement coming tomorrow!
Replied, thanks for the heads up!
hmmmmm i don't think our policy changed here, i'll reply.
Arco is the cheapest it has ever been in Steam! 50% off! Best chance to get a game that many have called good, even great! Go check our publisher's sale and grab it with many other cool games! store.steampowered.com/sale/panicsa...
do i have this right: netflix funded the film, sony made it, but netflix also wholly owns the IP rights?! that is WILD
off to a good start
If you enjoyed the environments and 3D assets in Herdling, you can find more about Sam's work on the game over at ArtStation :) -> www.artstation.com/samuelito
The Playdate can finally emulate the Game Boy!! Here's how a duo harnessed the system's underpowered hardware to make a kickass emulator
386ā¦. $24.99 486ā¦.. $25.99
incredible. surely i noticed the mistake back then????
oh whatās the actual url!
ā¦ā¦..what hahahahha. ok, this will be a fun mystery for us
some classic psych tricks on the pricing at this cinnabon: why buy 9 minibons for $23.99 when you can get 15 for $24.99? i think they massively inflated the base price to trick people into thinking they were scoring some kind of "deal", thus spending more so who buys the 9 (they said people do!)
iām ready for a BTS feature on the VFX team that grays the screens of the BTS feature
Samuel šš
just vice-versa! š
I am so available. But nobody gets me! store.steampowered.com/app/2000120/...
the best version, period. thank you for reminding me of this. (i also wonder who did the arrangement for the band!)
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