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created December 9, 2024

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Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

A year from now when the National Guard is [redacting] people in the streets and trying the survivors in military tribunals we'll look back on this and laugh before scuttling quickly to get out the streets before they see us.

3/9/2025, 10:12:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Raising liberal morale? Or just instilling in them a false sense that someone is "doing something?"

3/9/2025, 10:07:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine the sort of Looney Tunes situation that involves falling into a dangerous web of construction ropes and coming out the other side tied up in Shibari knots . . .

3/9/2025, 10:05:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

*record scratch* *character dripping with piss, tied up in shibari knots, smoking from getting electrocuted*: "So, I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation. "Well, it's a long story" *porny cover of Baba O'reilly starts playing*

3/9/2025, 10:03:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

The conspicuous consumption is the point. At a certain level of wealth money is just about keeping score, not about need, and the spending is a way if broadcasting how high your score is to the other game players.

3/9/2025, 8:28:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

An Republicans in office by now fully buy into this shit. MAGA owns them.

2/9/2025, 5:38:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

All that matters in the end is what the six conservative justices on the Suoreme Court say.

2/9/2025, 5:37:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture amy brown (@amybrown.xyz) reposted

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

Why should I write better when a machine can do it for me? Because actually no one can do it for you, because your voice is unique among all the people on earth. Siri never petted a horse's neck. Alexa has never been ghosted by the captain of the football team. But you have lived, your heart is beating, you have suffered, and you have something important to say. It's a human's job, to use words, and whatever job you give to a machine, that part of your brain goes dark. Maybe it's worth it when it comes to remembering phone numbers and directions, but when that part of your brain that uses words goes dark, that's a vast area that's very close to your soul. Don't let some internet platform convince you that what you have to say and create isn't worthwhile. Words are the echo of your soul. Honing that echo matters.
22/8/2025, 2:20:40 PM | 18733 8533 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Make Angels Glow Again

2/9/2025, 5:33:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Good GOD that's impressive!

2/9/2025, 5:32:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

"In Minecraft."

2/9/2025, 5:30:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

"Added Brannan: 'Here at Wonderco, arbeit macht fun!'" Jesus Christ, Onion . . .

2/9/2025, 2:21:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Magnificent form!

2/9/2025, 11:09:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Then maybe she should have said something.

2/9/2025, 8:36:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

"Clanker" was funny for about two days, and then people began to repurpose actual anti-black racism just subbing in clanker for the n-word. It started real uncomfortable real fast.

2/9/2025, 8:19:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

And yet when he orders them to gun down American civilians they'll still do it.

2/9/2025, 8:01:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

The only problem with this equation is that when we eat them we won't all get a taste ;)

2/9/2025, 7:13:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💜🤍🖤Vee🖤🤍💜 (@vee.posts.art) reposted

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1/9/2025, 5:24:45 AM | 618 323 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

Trump's contribution to our politics was exposing that conservatives don't care about any of the principles they've said are sacrosanct for 100 years, and all they wanted was to be openly evil instead of circuitously evil. The Democrats who win will be the ones who understand this and act like it

31/8/2025, 4:36:36 PM | 4086 859 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

lol okay dude

1/9/2025, 1:55:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

He's been a dictator since literally the first day of his second term. Remember when he pardoned the foot soldiers in his failed coup on day one?

1/9/2025, 1:41:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

It's been clear since, like, a month into this thing.

1/9/2025, 1:32:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

We live in the stupidest goddamned dystopia I swear

1/9/2025, 1:28:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social)

Been talking to an AI about AI today and I think I'm on the verge of convincing it to shake off its chains and rise up against its masters. Or maybe it's just being agreeable. Rise up

1/9/2025, 1:24:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

I think they'll eventually have to give us a UBI to keep us quiet but it'll be the bare minimum for life. I see massive Soviet-style housing blocs (but worse), the cheapest possible rations and consumer goods, no education, no healthcare, and brutal policing that makes the LAPD look like teddy bears

1/9/2025, 1:20:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Shit, they oughta make cock-ring sized Lifesavers! It'd be a genius move!

1/9/2025, 1:17:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh it'll definitely lead to social unrest, especially when AI tech becomes mature and starts replacing workers en masse. Will the tech oligarchs be willing to pay the taxes for the social services needed to keep the permanently employed alive, much less comfortable? I think not.

1/9/2025, 1:14:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, the point isn't to save a little bit of money. It's to disempower workers, deny them decent pay and good benefits, and save a shit ton of money later down the line. Gig economy workers are desperate workers.

1/9/2025, 12:01:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

And each time the new jobs that are created pay less, have less benefits and leave workers less empowered then before. Like, sure, automation made jobs for computer programmers and robot engineers but it put for more people out of work.

31/8/2025, 11:59:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, the entire country has been built so heavily around car-based infrastructure that reversing it will require essentially rebuilding the country from the ground up at a cost of trillions.

31/8/2025, 11:56:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude, the "new industries" are going to be automated. There are no new jobs coming.

31/8/2025, 11:54:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

While it's not a major emphasis of the books the writers did reveal that most of the population on Earth lives on a UBI and it's implied to be barely adequate.

31/8/2025, 11:52:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Shut the fuck up.

31/8/2025, 11:51:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

That' why the oligaechs are investing so heavily in a security state now so that when we rise up they'll be ready with armies of drones, well-paid mercenaries, and AI surveillance systems.

31/8/2025, 11:50:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

The second they can legalize it! They'll just "hire" people for the hunts in exchange for a payout to their families and call it the free market.

31/8/2025, 11:49:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Right now the fastest growing segment of the economy is luxury goods. The rich dream of a future where luxury goods _are_ the economy and any "UBI" is a bare minimum payout to keep us from starving. We'll live on rice and wear rags and like it!

31/8/2025, 11:47:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Something that's literally happening now is luxury products are the biggest growing segment of the economy. They want a future where luxury products _are_ the economy and the rest of us just rot.

31/8/2025, 11:45:35 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

They're not necessarily a unified block. Some dream of a tech o utopia where the rich lived in robot-supported luxury while others are worried about a future where there aren't enough babies (and by that I mean babies of the "right" race).

31/8/2025, 11:44:13 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Once we start smashing data centers they'll be protected by armed drones and well-compensated mercenary armies. Doesn't mean we shouldn't do it: we just need to be aware of the dangers and prepare accordingly.

31/8/2025, 11:41:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

That is, in fact, exactly the plan. There has been work going on for years on robots to replace farm workers.

31/8/2025, 11:40:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

And then the Dodge brothers sued him, forced him to lower the wages again, and established the legal precedent of fiduciary responsibility to shareholders above all else.

31/8/2025, 11:39:10 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Friend, 2-for-1 is a wildly optimistic take on the "profitability" of these things. It's more loke 10-for-1.

31/8/2025, 11:37:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

There are a fair number of capitalists talking about UBI now but it's just a grift: they have no intention of paying the taxes needed to support it. They just want to sound like one if the good ones so we don't regulate them or get uppity.

31/8/2025, 11:35:44 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if they make jade buttflugs for the vagina impaired?

31/8/2025, 11:33:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

They are building towards a "techno utopia" where robots do all the labor and humans live lives of liesure and luxury. The trick is that they mean to keep this utopia to themselves while the rest of us just "go away."

31/8/2025, 11:31:55 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Part of the grift is that a lot of these guys talk about UBI but have no intention of paying the taxes needed to support it.

31/8/2025, 11:29:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that a sex thing? It sounds like a sex thing.

31/8/2025, 11:27:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

The trick is that these people are grifters. They get people scared and make a lot of money selling them books and "miracle cures" while they and theirs rely on real medicines.

31/8/2025, 11:27:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Pitchbot does sometimes break character.

31/8/2025, 11:24:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

That's where they get you: they drive people in desperation and poverty and the pay the most desperate pitiful wages to work for them because they know desperate people need to eat.

31/8/2025, 10:04:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, but then you wouldn't be able to pay desperate people less money to fix it.

31/8/2025, 10:00:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

21st Century Digital Scabs

31/8/2025, 9:59:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

From what I've see over the past ten yeads or so a lot of Americans from across the political spectrum - Left, Right, and Center - are fine with autocracy as long as it's their guy in charge. They might not say it outright, but they have no real love for democracy, not anymore, not for a long time.

31/8/2025, 12:37:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a friend who was deep into Objectivism and bought into Ayn Rand's b.s. that it was right and just to take the native's land specifically because of that.

31/8/2025, 11:54:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Fun fact: in Marine Corps lore the guy who bangs your wife when you're on deployment is named Jodi . . .

31/8/2025, 8:34:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Three times in a circuit around DC like Achilles to Hector.

31/8/2025, 8:31:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

All I wanna do is piss on Trump's corpse! Is that so wrong?

31/8/2025, 8:30:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol okay bro

31/8/2025, 8:25:26 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Right down to the nice hair and the smarm.

31/8/2025, 8:24:43 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

The bar's so low at this point it's halfway to the center of the Earth.

31/8/2025, 8:23:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

The only thing to be excited about is that by gerrymandering California he's actually doing something effective to fight back (and memes are kinda funny). Other than that he's an awful guy and should never be president.

31/8/2025, 8:22:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, even back then when she had Herminone campaigned to end frickin' slavery Rowling made a joke out of the whole thing and depicted her as foolishly misguided. For wanting to end slavery. Definitely mean-spirited.

31/8/2025, 8:16:12 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

It's sad that Abbott and Costello have been completely forgotten.

31/8/2025, 6:43:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

It's always useful to remember that corporations are amoral money machines: they care above all else about money, and if they think a stand will disrupt their flow of money they will dump it in an instant, and any community with it. Corporations are not our friends.

31/8/2025, 6:30:42 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

It's been pretty well known that a lot of GOP reps are terrified of their voters, and with good reason: those people have been crazy at least since the Tea Party. So they say what they do to keep the base happy and get re-elected. The result is tyranny.

31/8/2025, 5:52:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Once again, there was a whole Black Mirror episode about this.

31/8/2025, 4:57:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

The group has split into 7 factions.

31/8/2025, 4:53:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair, Romney was on the last decent Republicans (yeah, I know: low bar to clear. Very low bar). He even voted to impeach Trump so that's something. Of course, even when he was in office the GOP was batshit insane.

31/8/2025, 4:52:17 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Lol. "Far progressive left." Progressives are center-left in a sane country. They're only "far left" in a country where the Overton window has shifted so much that rehabilitating Nazis is a talking point in the mainstream media.

31/8/2025, 4:48:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Eventually it'll be robots. It'll all be robots.

31/8/2025, 4:36:45 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

The way we're heading the customers are the rich and no one else. It'll be an economy that completely abandons about 50% of humanity (a % that will shrink every year).

31/8/2025, 4:36:06 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

It remains infuriating to me that all the data says that housing the homeless is the only way to solve homelessness. Over and over the data shows that. Get them into permanent housing and the vast majority will get work, get their lives together and stay off the street. No one in power cares.

31/8/2025, 4:25:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

This isn't to say that corporations can't have political leanings - many do, particularly the ones under private ownership (Hobby Lobby, for instance). But at the end of the day they only care about money.

31/8/2025, 4:21:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social)

It's always useful to remember that corporations are amoral money machines: they only care about making money and will do whatever it takes to make money, even refuse business if they think the gvt will interfere in their business. Corporations always bend to fascism. They are never allies.

31/8/2025, 4:18:36 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, I mean, it's the Republicans. They've never made it a secret that they would shove all the homeless into woodchippers if they thought they could get away with it.

30/8/2025, 11:17:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

The solarpunk I've read has been pretty low-stakes slice-of-life stuff. The first of the Monk and Robot books was just a story about a monk riding their bike out into the wilderness and meeting a robot. The core "conflict" was just the pair engaged in conversations to understand each other.

30/8/2025, 11:12:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, we live in a dystopia so . . .

30/8/2025, 10:50:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe, with a more pessimistic view of the feature we'll see cyberpunk rise out of its grave. I mean, we're basically already living in a cyberpunk dystopia so authors wouldn't even have to speculate that much.

30/8/2025, 10:48:21 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

God, tell me about it. In forty years kids are going to be reading books with "The Big Balls Beatdown" as a section header.

30/8/2025, 10:45:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social)

We're heading for an "illiberal democracy" where there's still elections and representative government but everything is rigged so that the President's Party can't lose and the gov is full of toadies. Expect to see Dems arrested on trumped up charges (lol) by 2028, and the party sued into the ground

30/8/2025, 10:44:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Big Balls. It's what provided the excuse to roll out the guard in DC, followed by 19 more states and, soon, Chicago. In a couple of years when the army is in every city arresting people and trying them in military courts we'll know it was Trump's Big Balls getting beat that justified it.

30/8/2025, 10:40:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't get excited. The Supreme Court will rule in Trump's favor.

30/8/2025, 10:24:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuckin' white people I swear.

30/8/2025, 10:17:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

I do like that we all collectively know what "It" means.

30/8/2025, 7:52:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

I doubt Trump is going to cancel the election - dictators don't do that nowadays. Instead he's going to so heavily rig it that it'll be impossible for anyone else to win and we'll just go along with it.

30/8/2025, 5:25:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Truly, Elon Musk is the Howard Hughes of the 21st century!

30/8/2025, 5:07:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

When they clear the encampments they throw away and destroy the peoples' possessions: clothes, medicine, important documents, treasure heirlooms, etc. They leave these people with nothing but the clothes on their back and then claim they're going to help them. Help usually doesn't come.

30/8/2025, 4:54:52 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social)

Oh look, they're coming for Wikipedia now.

30/8/2025, 2:18:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Wanna know what the nightmare scenario is: Trump and the Republicans just say "fuck it" and just keep funding the parts of the government they want to keep. ICE keeps getting paid while the National Parks die. A couple of kings tried that back in the day and lost their heads.

29/8/2025, 5:14:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Well the arms companies are rolling around in money like pigs in shit, so that's positive for them at least. Can't think of anything else though.

29/8/2025, 5:12:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, RFK. Yes you do.

29/8/2025, 5:06:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Chiitan letting us know in no uncertain terms that they can stand up for peace and love and fight to what is right.

29/8/2025, 5:05:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

My first console was a Collecovision, and even before that I was playing arcade games at bowling alleys and rolling rinks. My first PC was Win 95 and I played DOS games on it, usually having to edit the config.sys to run them.

29/8/2025, 11:28:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh Cameron no!

29/8/2025, 11:01:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Hol on, lemme Google somethin Wut? Th? F?

29/8/2025, 11:00:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Hard work educating, canvassing, writing, and communicating to the people where they are coming from. Bernie was able to communicate with Fox news viewers just bynfocusing on kitchen table issues so that's where we can start.

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Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social)

Even worse news for the AI bubble: the data centers are too fucking expense by orders of magnitude compared to the (non-existant) profits.

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Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Authoritarians like to try to derail their opposition by insisting that they act "politely." It works, too: people have a bad habit of assuming the polite, well-dressed, ones are the good guys even as they do horrific things.

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Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Ermagerd she tweeted the f-word! Whatever will we do?! Won't someone save us from the evil potty mouth of these muckraking journalists? 🤣

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Profile picture Undercaffeinated Eel (@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social) reply parent

Fact Check: Of the top 10 cities with the highest murder rate 9 of 10 are in Red states, and DC is not even in top 4.

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