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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social

Is that a sex thing? It sounds like a sex thing.

aug 31, 2025, 11:27 pm • 1 0

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$80 Guitar @80dollarguitar.bsky.social

Beats me. I don't have a vagina.

aug 31, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social

I wonder if they make jade buttflugs for the vagina impaired?

aug 31, 2025, 11:33 pm • 2 0 • view
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$80 Guitar @80dollarguitar.bsky.social

Or a scented cocktail ring? youtu.be/7pSABauyWz0?...

sep 1, 2025, 8:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Undercaffeinated Eel @caffeinatedeel.bsky.social

Shit, they oughta make cock-ring sized Lifesavers! It'd be a genius move!

sep 1, 2025, 1:17 pm • 2 0 • view
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$80 Guitar @80dollarguitar.bsky.social

Fucking spellchecker!

sep 1, 2025, 4:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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$80 Guitar @80dollarguitar.bsky.social

Does Gwyneth Paltrow sell a butt scented candle?

sep 1, 2025, 8:28 am • 1 0 • view