Oh shit! National gardeners? I thought I was joining the National Guard. 🤦 🤦 🤦
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Oh shit! National gardeners? I thought I was joining the National Guard. 🤦 🤦 🤦
I like the rebrand.
I guess Trump decided invading Canada and Greenland was too hard so now he’s going to invade… checks notes… Chicago?
Pritzker: "No one in the administration -- the president or anybody under him -- has called anyone in my administration or me. It's clear that in secret they're are planning this invasion with US troops."
Well, the DOJ will definitely investigate this! 🙃
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I wonder who's going to be out with the first centrist op-ed about how bad it is for people to be joking about it.
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#NAFOmemes #FAFO
I think it’s one of those “the enemy of my enemy” situations.
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Gonna sound obvious but in retrospect the right's half-century-long campaign to convince the public that the government doesn't actually do a ton of useful stuff was among the most successful PR campaigns ever
“ILLEGALS” MY ASS! Green card holder Rami Othmane speaks out after being snatched off the street by ICE while driving to the grocery store. He’s a documented immigrant and the husband of Dr Wafaa Alrashid, chief of staff at a local hospital. He was locked in detention for 13 days.
CHICAGO…
Fair. I just figure they’ll want to keep him around just long enough but not too long.
following today's update 2025 is, for the first time, on track to be the most deadly year on record. this is all still happening. (numbers tracked through 8/11)
Meme worthy
Hard to say. It’s all owned by billionaire oligarchs. They’ll be shanking each other to be the first to lick Republican balls for more tax cuts.
He’ll live until 2027.
Votkinsk is clearly within range.
Vance is tired of licking Trump’s balls already? He need to take ball licking lessons from Mike Johnson I guess.
Just dropping this FACT in case anyone needs it in a compact and visual form.
Important! @jojofromjerz.bsky.social
Do we have a way to track lies spoken per word? I’m just curious if the child raping president of the United States, his christofascist Barbie press secretary or his grinder addicted closeted speaker of the house lies more per word spoken. 🤔
Fascism has arrived, no 2nd amendment people jumping forward to protect our freedom.
Learn to decipher the codespeak.
Excellent question.
Yeah. Agree. Great point. I’m guilty of that.
"Hey look at what I can do!" 😉 #bluesky #nature #animals
Just watched ICE pull a guy out a car at 16th and Park.
Wait. That isn’t normal? Fuck…
Like when you’re really constipated and there’s that little pause where it doesn’t hurt for like two seconds right before it starts to peak? Love that! 🙃
And their rights and their wombs and their money…
It's almost time for the daughters of the confederacy to give their power to the tech bros
Sure. Plenty of J6rs are scum. I don’t think Trump’s popularity is because all the people that like him are rapists. As much as I hate MAGA I really doubt it is because they’re all child molesters.
I think for the GOP leader that’s true. For the average MAGAT though? IDK
I drove long haul for 17 years. This guy is describing things that suggest the economy is about to grind to a halt. youtu.be/A4_4QmwUcUQ
youtu.be/apHVTSIw-sA
The next days and months and years will demand from all of us great courage — and solidarity. Be prepared.
Shared IQ.
Eminem on Trump supporters: “Watching him play to his base that thinks he cares about them and it’s actually the people he cares about the fucking least. How in the fuck do you feel like you relate to a billionaire who has never known struggle his entire fucking life?”
RIP Fletcher. 💔
So ask yourself this. Do American prayers not reach god’s ear as effectively as the prayers of other countries? OR… Is it the fucking guns?
Good on him for not playing softball with that snowflake.
CNN's John Berman describes the reaction from House Speaker Mike Johnson when he was asked about Ghislaine Maxwell.
Magic isn’t real? 🙃
SPEAKER MIKE “HOOKED ON PORN” JOHNSON SAID I, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS NEWSOM BUILDER OF THE BEST MAPS, SHOULD FOCUS ON GOVERNING MY STATE. LETS NOT FORGET “MAGIC MIKE” SHUT DOWN THE HOUSE AND WENT ON EARLY RECESS BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID OF THE VOTE ON RELEASING THE ESPTEIN FILES! - GCN
Love thy neighbor.
Covid never eneded, even if you believe it did.
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
You’ll have to fight big daddy brain worm for the privilege. 🙃
How is it that the secretary of HHS can say out loud that measles can cure cancer and the media as a whole, doesn’t call bullshit right of the bat and turn up the heat, not on Trump, but on him. The nation needs to recognize the media is complicit in what the Trump Admin is doing across the board
This is the phone number To RFK's office. Please take a minute or 2 to call and express your concerns. 1 202 690 7000
Don’t look away
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
Thank god for at home sleep studies.
For those who can’t afford to miss work. #blackoutthesystem sees you
Warriors from Ukrainian Defense Intelligence struck a Russian 91N6E radar complex from the S-400 Triumph air defense system last night. Glory!
They're going after Post Office trucks as "woke." Yes, you read that right: POST 👏 OFFICE 👏 TRUCKS. 👏 @apwu.bsky.social jimhightower.substack.com/p/beware-con...
This should be headline news - the implications are horrifying …
If you accept the premise that "illegal Migration" is a serious issue, then you are part of the problem. This is a moral panic and every time you affirm it as an issue you play into the signification spiral. Progressives/left must reject the issue itself not just the "solutions" of the right.
Fletcher Merkel, age 8 Harper Moyski, age 10
CINDY MCCAIN: “The desperation is overwhelming.”
it seems to me that RFK‘s brain worm is trying to “cull the weak.”
DC has a procedure for recalling its mayor. Just saying.
Gun control now before many more kids die! Minneapolis: The shooter did not act alone. He was assisted by 219 members of the House, 53 Senators, hundreds of NRA lobbyists, and one President.
Little kids are having to use their bodies to shield friends from gunfire while armed soldiers are busy picking up trash.
On the one hand, it’s great to see resistance to this fascist takeover of public health. On the other hand, I still feel like this is exactly what RFK’s brainworm wanted.
In Atlanta, staff at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention gathered to applaud colleagues who resigned following the firing of Director Susan Monarez. With four top officials stepping down, many now feel that the CDC is effectively finished.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. may not a doctor or a scientist. But his brain worm is.
#noclothes
Before Trump was elected again I read a fair amount of Project 2025. It was clear then, as now that they intend to overthrow democracy. The entire plan to install the 2025 dictatorship hinges on being able to quell public resistance in democratic strongholds. Food for thought.
I’m a Libre user myself. It’s great for word processing.
Whoever at Apple (mis)manages the autocorrect feature, please figure the fuck out that Iran does not need to be corrected to “I ran”. 🤦
Of course they are going to refuse to allow inspections. I ran has to build nuclear weapons to protect itself now. Thank Netanyahu and Trump for their incredible genius military strategy ground.news/article/brit...
youtu.be/MsDz-MTdNeE
Thousands of DC residents chanting “fuck Jeff Bezos” outside of the P Street Whole Foods
Starbucks CEO pay: $96 MILLION Starbucks worker pay: $15,000 Coca-Cola CEO pay: $28 MILLION Coca-Cola worker pay: $14,000 CEOs used to make like 20x the average worker. In 2024, the average CEO earned 632x more. The system is rigged.
We shouldn’t chase conspiracy theories. www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-con...
It’s about normalizing the population to military occupation. That way when he sends in the military to forcefully quell protesters and arrest his political opponents People will be desensitized to it.
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