Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Gary and Kumar go to White Castle
Dominus Ominous. Unholy water in the streets, dubious candy in the sheets. Most Holy LAMF.
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Ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Gary and Kumar go to White Castle
A Dave scenario but instead of replacing him with an affable Bill Pullman it’s just one of those Jack-o-Lantern trashbags
Hold me back
me when i see a fuckaas bitch on here
every time I see the bubble gum shower happen after a walkoff, I imagine a short, mustachioed man shuffling on to the scene with a broom and a garbage can who sighs, shrugs, and goes “eh, it’s a livin’” before having to pick up all the discarded gum.
you have absolutely gotta be kidding me
Not a good guy. A Hitler appeaser. Still, not as bad as RFK Jr. Not by a long shot.
Glengarry Glen Gary
One of my proudest moments: citing The Rocky Horror Picture Show in an academic paper. #AcademicSky
White house press secretary right now.
Michelle Obama: “Eat more veggies and exercise!” RFK Jr: **bans vaccines** Tom Bartlett: “These are the same thing.”
Gozer was very big in Sumeria.
RFK is once again actually talking about autism instead of vaccination, and affirming his desire to torture and murder autistic people. Let's see if neurotypicals are able to notice this.
One of the great character actors in all of movies, and in the truest sense -- whenever he turned up in a movie, no matter the size of the role, it immediately kicked up a notch. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
if your post goes viral you have a bskyism in your pants
happy labor day!
50 new universities 50 new football programs 50 power option offenses 50—hey wait a minute i'm just thinking about college football again
50 new hospitals 50 million new housing units 50 million new immigrants 50 local transit system expansions 50 new regional passenger rail lines and 50 End of Tyranny mass tribunals
Imagine a bunch of mob henchmen getting mauled to death by a superhero capybara. "Yo Vinnie, check out the size of this fucking guinea pig" "Jesus H Christ I ain't never seen a guinea pig like that, what the fuck is it? We gotta take it. Get the bag, Joey, we gotta bag that fucking thing"
We did this is my neighborhood. But we also left May Day baskets of flowers, and sang Christmas carols and other things that people do not do anymore. We absolutely do have a VAP
A company with a half-century of history. Gone thanks to a company in free fall. Say a prayer for the polar bear…
We need a Hakeem Jeffries of the right.
every time someone publicly shits on bsky, Alf's hog only becomes more powerful
August 31 September 1
JFK feeling the same way about RFK Jr as the rest of us.
Ok but this is a perfect example…one reason medicine, including vaccines, cost so much is because the normal process for approval by the us government can take years. It’s a costly endeavor that gets passed on to Americans.
And why would rfk pull all this mRNA funding? Instead of, you know, researching it more?
So the government is too much in our lives or not in our lives enough?
I'm still not sure the Cubs will make it out of the wildcard round (hell, I'm not even sure what the playoff format is these days) but a win like this gives me a little hope that the Cubs might still be fun to watch come October
This is the strangest home run you're ever going to see and it could only happen at Fenway
The Carson Kelly Game. (Non-April division.)
Prince all like, "Dig, if you will," as if we were not gonna dig or something, so precocious quit playin Prince
Is this anything
Turns out Europe still doesn't like Nazis
Still in awe of Happ’s CLUTCH.
#Cubs win!! Carson Kelly walkoff in the 10th!!! #GoCubsGo
He's about as relevant as James Carville.
a cigarette/cigar and petroleum shower party. WOOOOOOT!
when they beg me to log off
I just can't even with this bullshit anymore...
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!
Losing to yet another last place team. That’s fun.
how much do you wanna bet that once trump eats it and we're all done celebrating, white american liberals will decide that since he's dead the threat has passed
*racks shotgun*
Everytime I see an article or post somewhere about how mean Bluesky it it makes me think about this:
Laura Loomer just ran out into traffic
anyone in chicago wanna hire a trans woman trying to get out of texas?
You know it smell CRAZY in there.
![Bex Luther@superbreeze.bsky.social • 23h I'm thinking of having a 50th birthday party, inviting everyone I know (most of whom have no idea about Bex), and just presenting them with me in this dress. Is this the worst idea anyone has ever had? [photo of a woman in a dress] Kate Fairweather @katefx.bsky.social Well, I think Palestinian genocide is a little worse... September 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g2p3bnbzcvcbohfpvjxfazqv/bafkreibgywewetn2bn5yr5gyfxhabfnyzjizek7yqba7xeraa2p6n7eqgy@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Crime is literally lower than it has been in the entire life of every single non-senior-citizen American. If you are under age 65 you have never lived at a time with lower property crime rates, lower violent crime rates or lower homicide rates. Never.
Nate silver is the best statistician in the scrapheap of irrelevant tools that compromised their integrity for a little crumb of wealth
This is why I found it so funny the ivys and snob schools rolled over so fast and got double fucked for doing it. These are the same people getting duped putting 50 grand in a shoebox. Rich and priveleged Americans are the easiest people to scam and bully because they've never deal with it before.
Here’s a song that runs through my head a lot : youtu.be/2XqWBvzhzdk?...
One thing that the backlash to COVID has taught me is that nobody understands how risk works. The bars opened before the schools because going to a bar is an opt-in activity and going to school is required, not to mention schools being a place where germs are passed around all the time.
Never take the opinions of a man who can’t successfully operate a comb.
More incredible CLUTCH from Ian Happ.
Silver made the risky prediction that Obama would win twenty-five years ago and has inexplicably been considered a legitimate mind ever since, despite a batting average worse than a drunk fresh out of cataract surgery.
Getting road head on a bicycle
A lead CDC official who resigned said Kennedy’s team asked him to “change studies that have been settled in the past” to fit anti-vax views. That’s not public health leadership—it’s malpractice. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/2025/08/30/o... #BlueSky #MedSky #NewsSky #SciSky #NurseSky
All that drinking finally paid off.
/5 [A FACE APPEARS ON SCREEN] SALLY: How can you look at this face and not feel pity? Is your heart made of stone?
LOLWHAT???
Betsy Dickfloss
/4 SALLY: For just pennies a day, you can give these pundits hope. You can show them someone is on their side. You can give them a place where they will be cherished. A place where they will not be questioned from the wrong side. A place called home. [BLUE TWITTER CHECKMARK APPEARS IN BACKGROUND]
/3 SALLY: Every day pundits are abused. Taunted. Disrespected. Their contributions are unliked. Their Substacks are unread. They are told that nobody cares. That nobody is on their side. Do you care? Will you be on their side? [VOICE IN BACKGROUND]: Chris Rufo. Elon Musk.
/2 SALLY: Bluesky. It can be a happy place. An exciting place. A popular place. [CLOSE UP ON SALLY’S FACE] But every day, for some pundits, it is not a safe place. [A TEAR FORMS IN SALLY’S EYE] [VOICE IN BACKGROUND] Jesse Singal. Bari Weiss. Richard Hanania.
[CUE MUSIC: “IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL” PLAYING SOFTLY] [FADE IN BACKGROUND SOUND: A solemn voice reads names] Nate Silver. Matthew Yglesias. Megan McArdle. Mark Cuban. [FADE IN: SALLY STRUTHERS sits on a stool in a pool of light on a minimalist set. She looks SAD.] /1
When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
I'm "I had to go to a protest downtown to learn that System of a Down is playing Soldier Field tonight" years old
Lucy Parsons and Emma Goldman are right nearby this as well
l.smartnews.com/p-66sfNGAo/G... #WhoSaysAICanDoItAll
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you guys shouldn't encourage me, because I just did it and it's the dumbest thing ever. I'm leaving it in. 😂
WH aide: Uhh has anyone seen the president Other aide who just threw out what he thought was a sack of old mashed potatoes: No
that was biden's jamiroquai hat that he left behind
I'm recording next week's episode (School) today, and reading a bit from Cameron Crowe's 1981 book that Fast Times at Ridgemont High was based on. I am SO VERY tempted to do a total valley girl/the Californians read...Maybe you should talk me out of it...
Stupid sexy Flanders...
INDRI Single Malt Whisky owner is Siddharth Sharma or his previous name Manu Sharma, the son of a rich politician who shot Jessica Lal because she didn't serve him alcohol. He skirted justice for years until public outcry. Now that he's out, with tons of money he's revamping himself.
Remembering when the NYT went on a weeks-long bender covering a decades-old real estate deal the Clintons were involved in, in which they *lost money*.
Best I can figure is they want to get something out of there in a way that somebody else currently in the building (ie the press or a VIP) is never aware of it. Like bedsheets caked in shit, for example.
The United States had one of the worst COVID outcomes in the entire world from a body count standpoint. Anyone who argues with a straight face we were TOO cautious is an unserious imbecile.
I love this city.
Chicago stands up against Trump! #WorkersOverBillionaires
NEMG internist got me on the line, Yale Ophthalmology wastin’ all my time, Nurses in Guildford pushin’ paperwork stacks, Pharmacy fight — you better watch your back! Fight for Nutmeg! (Nutmeg!) Don’t you beg! (Nutmeg!) Fight for Nutmeg! (Nutmeg!) Reg-u-late! (Nutmeg!)
When you fight for nutmeg
What do you guys think, does Tom Bartlett look healthy? This guy looks like he makes alot of really bad health decisions.
#GnomonPress "If God Loves Me So Much Then Why is Spirit Halloween Not Year-Round?" Book of devotionals for Halloween worship, both contemporary and traditional. gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/If_God_...
Oh, you don’t live in Chicago? What’s that like?
