Yeah, it's not that I was wrong, it's actually tell me
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Yeah, it's not that I was wrong, it's actually tell me
It's a woman and it doesn't go call me, it goes tell me
US or UK maybe? I feel like I probably heard it in some mixed album like "80s hits" or something that also had blondie on it
Jesus wasn't religion, religion was built around Jesus But no religion isn't intrinsically regressive and cruel, although Christianity seems to try very hard to not be anything else
Can't get this song out my head and can't remember what song it is, think it's from the 80s It goes Draaaaang, ninini nini ni There might be a part of a lyric that goes like You. Call. Me. ni nini nini ni PLEASE HELP I'M DYING
Why does every dodgy ridiculous story begin "so I was in Austin"
"A study on mice has revealed a link between nose picking and alzheimers" Anyone else just impressed they taught mice to pick their noses?
You can go on subreddits, read them, and make comments, as long as the subreddits are not marked nsfw
You can use reddit without verifying your age But you cannot see a profile on reddit without verifying your age You can't block someone without going to their profile So no one under 18 in the UK can block anyone on reddit So glad the gov is making things "safe"
I was an 80s child who grew up under section 28, I clearly caught it from contaminated water
It possibly looks like we're having an affair
My friend sent me a weird email. It was the start of a sentence without an end I sent back several possible words to end it. If you know us, it's clearly a joke This email apparently might have been sent because she was hacked. It appears to have been sent to everyone she knows I replied all
Such a good ally, he blocked me for pointing out he was wrong
It's not even how English works, adjectives and nouns don't merge
Most people who use transwoman do intend it to be a slur
It's not how language works. Adjectives and nouns do not merge in English. Ever
This is an important fight. It's transphobia in language, it others trans people, and it leads to worse transphobia. A trans woman is a woman who is trans. A transwoman is not a woman
It's mostly used by transphobes. Allies who don't know better sometimes use it, and stop when it's pointed out why it's bad The fact that you're still going suggests you're not, in fact, an ally
It's not a perfectly normal combination of language, as has been repeatedly explained to you by many people It is a large problem, because the othering created by this leads to the other issues we have
Musicality has nothing to do with bigots ignoring English grammatical rules to force a combination of adjective and noun
Adjectives and nouns don't merge in English
in 5 years the first of the 1990s babies will turn 40 and my laughter will be audible from space.
POTUS
FUCK TRUMP!!!!
Our explicit goal is to protect peoples healthcare Which people? Well, billionaires Billionaires are people too and we protect their healthcare
How do you check? I wanna follow them all! Non binary pokemon
I need to verify my age on BlueSky, but I can still access porn sites without doing that Great law, well done
This is definitely flirting Maybe Definitely maybe
“banning pornography” is bad on its own but it is imperative that everyone understand that these people consider the very existence of queer people to be pornographic they consider the most chaste depiction of a queer relationship, or an openly trans person, to be porn and they want it banned
Fantastic thread of ways to complain about the sanitisation of itch and ways to support creators
follow these creators and support their work directly 9/12 bsky.app/profile/call...
Right? It's difficult
You know that way you Google examplez of flirting to see if you're being flirted with
Just noticed my WhatsApp was still under my deadname I assume it appeared that way in groups maybe? No one ever mentioned it 😎 I changed it to my initial because my new name and deadname both start with that
This list is actually full I have a second list I can add her too if they aren't on it already
You a writer? This one is full, I can add you to the second one
It's supposed to be NSFW only, I've heard people saying their sfw books have been affected I haven't checked mine yet, I'm not at home
It's payment processors forcing them, so they might go after other places next
Hey, this is really good
Ah, this explains the influx of followers. Also, seems like I'm not gonna be putting anything on itch now.
When payment processors got all puritanical on fetlife, fet found different payment processors
Feeling bitchy
![[Chorus:] I'm a girl I'm a boy I'm not playful I'm a toy I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, and I do not feel ashamed. I'm your hell, I'm your dream, Everything in between. You know you wouldn't want it any other way. So take me as I am, Do another u-turn, keir, we all know that you can Rest assured that when they start to make us nervous, And they're going to extremes: Tomorrow Keir will change, And today won't mean a thing](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oo4og6tkn5ugacqujchtmfyu/bafkreiap6pqvxipn6yjonpismdcmzsu7raxpr5awm7secnvlaz7ip2cs4q@jpeg "Click to view full size")
![[Repeat Chorus] Just when you think you've got me figured out, The season's already changin'. You banned me from toilets and thought that you'd won I bought a radar key [Repeat Chorus] I'm a pup, I'm a tease, I'm a goddess on my knees. When you hurt, When you suffer, My kinks come out of cover. I've been numb, I'm revived, My transition made me alive, You know I wouldn't want it any other way. O-o-o, o-o-o-ooooo O-o-o, o-o-o-ooooo O-o-o, o-o-o-ooooo (repeat until fade)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oo4og6tkn5ugacqujchtmfyu/bafkreifnd5g3w7hlxrcthm4elnaepvydkuf5y5wzv5e5rbmuzlkyo66su4@jpeg "Click to view full size")
If you're assuming the tentacled shit monster is male so am I, but it could be female
A Tentacled shit monster and a young man meet in a public toilet in hide park
oh hey, I'm in this. You should go through and check out the people in this starter pack! Also, even if you don't like my writing (fair, It's kind of odd), I yap a lot about trans books, esp transmasc ones, so if that interests you, pls look at the books I'm making review threads on!
Gonna write some erotica in protest at itch Tentacle scat erotica
With itch delisting trans authors, here's a bunch of us you can support Please share
If I remember correctly, though it's been decades since I read them, the first three vampire diary books don't have sex I don't think the Morganville vampire series has sex Darren shan does not have sex
I wish I had known decades ago that there is no better life partner than a hot nerd the problem is they will not ever dare come up and talk to you, I didn’t know until very recently it was incumbent upon ME to hit on the hot nerd
Yeah they blocked me for pointing this out
If you've nearly finished your PhD, you should know that the biological definition of sex is not based on chromosomes or dna or gametes, it's based on a combination of several factors including those. It's more complicated than you're stating here
Cis women over a certain age need HRT because they no longer produce the hormones themselves Going by what you're saying here, they stop being women because they can't produce a hormone and it is artifical created
This was a really fun weekend, very chill and relaxing, and the weather was good for about 90% of the time, which is great when you're camping
EsseCamp #1 - Bute 2025 A dozen queer people were brave enough to take the chance to meet a load of strangers, and the volunteers from @essehouse.bsky.social, at the ferry terminal and go on an island wild camping adventure together. We had a great time and hope to see YOU at the next one!
Weird for articles like these not to show any stats whatsoever 😆 "As of 2021, 50.45% of US authors are women and 49.55% of US authors are men." This is hardly an extinction event. It's what parity feels like when you've been on the receiving end of privilege (Sources in thread)
Gonna sue Little Trees cos their car air fresheners made me trans
Thought you were done with this conversation? Obviously science FICTION is different from reality
This isn't what I'm doing this weekend, I'm actually camping
Nothing remembers the soldiers lost in wars like an angel with her tits out Rothesay, Bute, Scotland
You should probably stick to science books in future, it doesn't seem like fiction is really for you. You'd just get upset at it being fictional
First, obviously there's no such thing as a warp drive, we're discussing fiction Second, you brought the warp drive up first in your last message, so no point getting pissed at me for discussing something you spoke about Third, this whole thing was about suspending disbelief
Thank you
I'm going go camp today and I haven't packed yet I really need to get more organised
A warp drive compresses space in front of the ship and expands it behind the ship. The ship itself is in a warp bubble. There are no g forces inside the bubble, the ship appears to be stationary from the inside
It's not even true, it's based on one study where the oldest participant was 25 and the conclusion was "brains probably never stop developing but we don't know for sure"
Which is why, in passengers, they are all in suspended animatiom, they don't feel anything
Yeah I did speed =distance over time, distance is 4, time is 100, speed is 0.4, but I think i mucked it up deciding that meant 0.4%. Was probably 0.4 x speed of light But again, only impossible using contemporary science
I had worked it out as 0.4% so I must have fucked up the maths somewhere Yes, that speed is not currently possible. Space travel sci fi is not usually contemporary though
There might a planet at proxima centauri b, that's 4.2 light years, which over 100 years is less than 1% the speed of light (I think) which isn't possible now but is plausible for the future
They can do it well in some stories, but mostly yeah it is The Ark did it pretty well, and Passengers (though I hated the actual plot of that movie)
It reinforces the can-do, hopeful, bright potential future that the entire Superman mythos rest on, that belief that yes, anything is possible, good things can happen, can be made to happen, and you will believe a man can fly. That’s just… fucking super.
That's a normal disbelief to suspend in sci fi, really
Good luck
Gonna get a job as a lexcorp monkey, pays bananas
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Alternatively, they could give people a non evil option to vote for
folks doing “the engine powering the aesthetic of fascism that’s getting increasing purchase in eliminationist spaces actually has some great use cases—you’re a fool for not using it and i will be canceled for saying this” are perhaps my least favorite today.
Jurassic park Coco Terminator
Thailand’s Board of the National Health Security Office (NHSO) has approved a sweeping plan to make hormone therapy for gender affirmation an official health benefit under the country’s Universal Health Coverage, known as the Gold Card system. thethaiger.com/news/... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ
Yeah it's constantly trying to get me to pay for stuff and I'm not doing that But also my city is basically a big town and is kinda boring as hell
They live in the wrong place (well, them or us, and I'm not saying it's us)
Schools are banning discussion of trans identity and the Online Safety Bill will restrict access to social media based on age. The obvious end goal of this is to hide any mention of trans rights (and eventually all LGBT content) behind an adult-only moderation filter.
Followed it, and had completely forgotten I've got one of these too I need to use mine
Yeah, most of the things I've been to lately everyone has been like 20 years younger than me But one event had everyone at minimum 20 years older than me, that was unique
My nearest big city is like 1 hr, there's a meetup that looks fun, but it's 17:30 to 19:00 and I finish work at 17:30 so I need to develop teleportation Same with the outdoorsy though. I can't do hillwalking
So I was like okay let's go meet new friends and there's fuck all in my area This little shit hole is barely a city
I had two offline friends. One ghosted me last year after over a decade of friendship, the other has become an online friend and occasionally emails I think her bf doesn't let her have friends, but she denies that but can never meet or do anything for "reasons"
My city is so shitty I just joined meetup and there's basically nothing in my area. A couple of groups that never seem to meet, that's all
I do, in fact, feel that if you are a trans person of means you have a moral obligation to materially help trans people who are struggling financially. Certainly if you're going to post about all the rich person shit your social and financial statuses afford you.
Superman is the best DC live action movie in over 40 years. It’s not a perfect film, but David Corenswet is absolutely perfect. In fact, every bit of casting is spot on. Wonderful film.
No, if you tuck, you use an adult diaper
I really want to read this book
evil sorceress conducts a ritual to impregnate herself with the archdemon of the end times, but is stopped by the divine heroine and flees …until she shows up at the heroines door a few months later to tell her her interference merely changed who the ‘father’ is and she needs to take responsibility
It's based in sexism Being a man is better than being a woman, but being a woman is better than being a failed or effeminate man I'm not sure where failed butch women fit in
It's non binary awareness day So I'm paying special attention to everything I am aware
Woke up at 8:13 this morning and immediately went "how is it August? Did I sleep for a month? What's this rip van fucking winkle shit?" We don't even put our dates in the month day format so who knows where my brain was. Dreamt I was from the US or something
As long as it doesn't rust
Did they test it on baby ducks? That seems fucked up
I ran out of anti depressants a while ago. A few weeks. It's fucking my mood. I should have ordered more but I kept putting it off and now I'm paying for it. I've ordered more now I'll get by the end of the week and I found some in a drawer so I'll be back on them tonight Might make things less shit
Dying in my sleep I was terrified of sleeping, it wasn't that much fun