Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
Slept in a Beatles t-shirt. Woke up, got out of bed.
Working Conservationist, Ribald Doofus You ain’t gonna learn What you don’t wanna know #discgolf #packers #jerrygarcia The avatar is Robert Redford in “Jeremiah Johnson”, a bearded mountain man by a stream. The header photo is a deep red-orange sunset
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view profile on Bluesky Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
Slept in a Beatles t-shirt. Woke up, got out of bed.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
Can’t Get There From Here
leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
2pink1$tink
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
That does seem to be the consensus.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Robinson Chase Barkley Gibbs Jefferson
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Bring this man the finest bagels in all the land!
Rob Delaney (@robdelaney.bsky.social) reposted
Ah fuck my lawyer got drunk & kidnapped a woman & then her husband went to save her but he hit my lawyer’s car from behind when my lawyer slammed on the brakes to pull in to a gas station to buy boner pills 🇺🇸🗽
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Just got home from Reser, I live within walking distance. A casual Beaver fan. They do not look like a good team. Neither do Cal, really. OSU kept making dumb mistakes and the QB is not good.
t. kendal mintcake (@mintcaketime.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
just fuckin go be on twitter if your posting desires include looking at twitter and sharing things you saw on twitter. it’s still there!
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Not how they look to me, being Phish involved starting in ‘92 and Phish adjacent since ‘97, but probably to non-Phish-in-any-way people. I think you’ve hit on the only egregious thing some people do, which is the tired sportsball schtick. Plenty of us conscious sports dorks know it’s problematic.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Not that I believe in Satan BUT Trump is obviously an ignoramus inhabited by the Antichrist.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh man, please fuck all the way off.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
It’s a bummer that so many of my favorite #packers dudes are all over on the Nazi support site because of “engagement numbers” and basically given up on Bluesky.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
HELL YEAH
Zach D Roberts (@zdroberts.bsky.social) reposted
If you’re voluntarily using OpenAi, this is on you as well. This isn’t like driving or using plastics, this is a wholly voluntary murder of the planet. You can avoid it.
Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted
One reason Democratic members of Congress are still going on about "bipartisanship" and "distractions" is because they and their staff members are still spending most of their time on X. The online people who would normally talk sense into them are all here on Bluesky. 🧵
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Gross. In multiple respects.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Possibly your finest work?
Ed Burmila (@edburmila.bsky.social) reposted
Robert Kraft hurt himself rushing to the phone to put in a waiver claim when someone told him a Hooker with a strong arm is available
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh? Tell me why…
Bill McKay (@mckay4senate.bsky.social) reposted
Reminder this guy is a felon who hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law then blackmailed him with it. Also that Cory Booker voted to confirm him.
Matt Ford (@mford.bsky.social) reposted
I didn’t have an inappropriate relationship with Jeffrey Epstein and I knew nothing of his crimes. It’s all right here in this redacted transcript of an interview my lawyer conducted with an alleged perjurer right before she was moved to a nicer prison.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
AHEM
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Lotta golf left.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Billy Corgan deserved and still deserves to be slapped. Taylor Swift should be in prison. Joe Franklin raped me. THE ARISTOCRATS!
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
At the Y no less!
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Dumb straw man reply to a dumb post. Really getting stuff done here Mark.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
Double Nickels on the Dime - Minutemen Blue - Joni Mitchell Astral Weeks - Van Morrison Live at the Apollo - James Brown You Never Know Who Will Love You the Best - Karen Dalton
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
The B-52s are dumb trash. People only say the Ramones are cool because they want to be cool themselves. Nose rings look like boogers.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Any kind of vacation that took place outside of June-August.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
@ferdturgeson.bsky.social @tylerherrick.bsky.social
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m in!
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
I love me some FF but haven’t had a league for 2 years
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
See this what now?
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a real gas, maybe?
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
Guess I was right to find “The Bulwark” and their ilk to be gross!
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
That you saw because a billionaire AI dick rider posted it.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Cuban loves data centers.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Data centers that Mark Cuban thinks will solve all of our problems. I mean solve all the money problems of the billionaire class.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
OH PLEASE. He wants MORE DATA CENTERS FOR AI.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it’s never been a question about the EARTH itself surviving. It’s the unimaginable human suffering and the extinction crisis. The fucking planet will be fine after we kill everything. Come back in 200,000 years and checkout how the cockroaches are doing.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Give me a break Mark. You don’t give two shits about the climate catastrophe. You want as much AI as possible. GFY
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
@tylerherrick.bsky.social in Green Bay and hasn’t posted here about it. C’mon man, it’s almost football season. You got some peeps out here missing your CONTENT BRO
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
And our extreme climate future. Which is going to have a huge impact on sports.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
Richie Havens at a club in Madison WI. Van Morrison/Joni Mitchell at The Gorge. Donovan in a Dick Clark’s 60’s Revue Phish at Carleton College Grateful Dead at Kaiser Auditorium Phish at The Cabooze in Minneapolis
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
I wish I’d had a chance to see Antibalas … are they still performing?
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
I couldn’t find them in the Carnival quadrant and just assumed they were excluded!
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Hearing Water No Get Enemy for the first time changed my ears. Saw Femi Kuti about 16 years ago, great show.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
The basil has broken containment THE BASIL HAS BROKEN CONTAINMENT
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
QUIT blowing the fascist
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop fucking reposting this story
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Mama tried to raise me better But her pleading I denied That leaves no one but me to blame Because I reply
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a band: Dexy’s Midnight Woggers
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a band: Stevie Curious
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Takes me back to the appliances of my youth!
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
Slightly diminish a band: Grateful in Critical Condition
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
Here’s why I’m voting for him again….
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Bye!
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Not in reference to OP or anyone in particular but I do look forward to the day that sports guys and the corporate sports complex starts recognizing and raising the alarm about how climate change is going to fuck up the games we love and profit from.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s been trolling us for years?!
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
If Pepe LePew misplaces his genitals, that skunk lost his phallus, see?
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
ma’am
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
Baby Corn isn’t corn. In fact, no one knows what it is. It comes in cans and people eat it, unquestioning.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
You talk about it as if there is no context and no impact. It’s just a cool machine. Why can’t you see how cool it is? MAYBE BECAUSE OF THE ENERGY USAGE AND TECHNO FASCISTS
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Losing me, Will. There are enough AI dick riders out there.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
Van Morrison. Hard to overstate the influence Astral Weeks had on me in my romantic and then later broken-hearted 20’s. I don’t enjoy his work as much now. I’ve never been able to separate the art from the artist to that extent.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
And the energy usage? Your thoughts?
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Buddy, I’ve been with you but you’re gonna lose me on this road.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
The amount of AI dick-riding WIRED does makes me want to puke.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
“Most”? Fuck off.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Cleo’s?
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
Let’s throw “stakeholder” on the burn pile too.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office, naked from the waist down, where he’s slathered in Vaseline, and tightly wrapped in Saran Wrap. Doctor says, I can clearly see your nuts.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the required skill here sculpting or knowing what your dick looks like well enough to capture its essence in sculpture. Serious question because I AM INTRIGUED.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
For god’s sake Matt, look what you’ve done. I hope you willow reflect on this kind of dumb ash joking in the future.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s it, you’re cut off. Maple you can get away with this in another joint but it’s not oak here. Cedar later, pal!
JohnnyMangu (@johnnybarbu.bsky.social) reposted
It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
SIX MONTHS since you posted here?! What if they had played Picasso Moon tonight? Are you posting on the Nazi site?! 😢
vantazach (@vantazach.bsky.social) reposted
Timeline cleanse: Insta video of Allen Dershowitz being told by Martha's Vineyard police to stop harassing vendors or be charged with trespassing after three different sellers refused him service. 1/3 www.instagram.com/reel/DMvVG1S...
Yell In a War (@jelenawoehr.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
and men jump on the internet like WHY IS NOBODY ON THE LEFT TELLING MEN HOW TO GET SEX my dude people are those people are WOMEN YOU JUST DON'T READ WOMEN MY GUY YOU ARE A WHOLE LEFTIST INFLUENCER WHO DOES NOT READ WOMEN
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
What category do you put this in @katharinehayhoe.com
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Who ever said it could alone?
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Lose/Loose capital punishment trigger.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
When someone tries to loosen up lose with an extra o, my bot would remove their DNA from the gene pool.
Prem Thakker ツ (@premthakker.bsky.social) reposted
Look at these numbers and think of how often the Democratic party claims to love and want these voters. …And then think of how hard the Democratic party has worked to stop Zohran Mamdani.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)
Age verification? I saw Phish in the basement of a dorm in Northfield, Minnesota.
Prem Thakker ツ (@premthakker.bsky.social) reposted
85% of young men support Zohran Mamdani. 79% of young women support Zohran Mamdani. 67% of Jewish people aged 18-44 support Zohran Mamdani. 65% of Black people aged 18-44 support Zohran Mamdani. Would you have guessed *any* of that with how the media has covered all this?
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey man, have you ever made Swansons frozen fried chicken in a microwave and then shredded it into some macaroni and cheese? No? NO?! Ever microwaved a Velveeta and Cool Whip on Wonderbread sandwich? NO?!
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to love a Jack’s frozen pizza. I’d put extra onions and slices of cheddar cheese on it and bake it. Then I’d put ketchup on it and enjoy it with a nice cold glass of 2% milk. Thank you for this nice memory.
Stephen Blackmoore (@stephenblackmoore.com) reposted
Go on. Call them antisemitic. I dare you.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Contradictory humble brag. (Guy)
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Bring him back in January and make him go through an ice hole?
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Famous last words! Regular old soap and a washcloth, elbow grease, plenty of tepid water rinse. It’s like any other oil as far as removing. Just remember your clothes can transfer to your car, pets, etc. Long sleeves and pants for sure.
Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent
Ask them about a battery powered weed whip. Nylon string. Might work but you’d need extra batteries. I’d get a chunky brush axe.