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Cal O’Chortus

@calochortus.bsky.social

Working Conservationist, Ribald Doofus You ain’t gonna learn What you don’t wanna know #discgolf #packers #jerrygarcia The avatar is Robert Redford in “Jeremiah Johnson”, a bearded mountain man by a stream. The header photo is a deep red-orange sunset

created August 6, 2023

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Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

Slept in a Beatles t-shirt. Woke up, got out of bed.

2/9/2025, 6:55:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

Can’t Get There From Here

2/9/2025, 12:24:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture leon (@leyawn.bsky.social) reposted

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

31/8/2025, 8:56:16 PM | 8519 1435 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

2pink1$tink

1/9/2025, 7:10:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

That does seem to be the consensus.

1/9/2025, 2:25:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Robinson Chase Barkley Gibbs Jefferson

1/9/2025, 2:10:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Bring this man the finest bagels in all the land!

1/9/2025, 2:09:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rob Delaney (@robdelaney.bsky.social) reposted

Ah fuck my lawyer got drunk & kidnapped a woman & then her husband went to save her but he hit my lawyer’s car from behind when my lawyer slammed on the brakes to pull in to a gas station to buy boner pills 🇺🇸🗽

31/8/2025, 9:27:28 PM | 2808 306 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Just got home from Reser, I live within walking distance. A casual Beaver fan. They do not look like a good team. Neither do Cal, really. OSU kept making dumb mistakes and the QB is not good.

31/8/2025, 6:24:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture t. kendal mintcake (@mintcaketime.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

just fuckin go be on twitter if your posting desires include looking at twitter and sharing things you saw on twitter. it’s still there!

30/8/2025, 6:57:39 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Not how they look to me, being Phish involved starting in ‘92 and Phish adjacent since ‘97, but probably to non-Phish-in-any-way people. I think you’ve hit on the only egregious thing some people do, which is the tired sportsball schtick. Plenty of us conscious sports dorks know it’s problematic.

30/8/2025, 4:27:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Not that I believe in Satan BUT Trump is obviously an ignoramus inhabited by the Antichrist.

29/8/2025, 2:31:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh man, please fuck all the way off.

29/8/2025, 2:28:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

It’s a bummer that so many of my favorite #packers dudes are all over on the Nazi support site because of “engagement numbers” and basically given up on Bluesky.

29/8/2025, 2:30:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

HELL YEAH

28/8/2025, 2:59:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach D Roberts (@zdroberts.bsky.social) reposted

If you’re voluntarily using OpenAi, this is on you as well. This isn’t like driving or using plastics, this is a wholly voluntary murder of the planet. You can avoid it.

27/8/2025, 12:52:24 PM | 41 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted

One reason Democratic members of Congress are still going on about "bipartisanship" and "distractions" is because they and their staff members are still spending most of their time on X. The online people who would normally talk sense into them are all here on Bluesky. 🧵

27/8/2025, 4:41:15 AM | 453 86 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Gross. In multiple respects.

27/8/2025, 3:05:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Possibly your finest work?

26/8/2025, 3:03:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed Burmila (@edburmila.bsky.social) reposted

Robert Kraft hurt himself rushing to the phone to put in a waiver claim when someone told him a Hooker with a strong arm is available

25/8/2025, 11:58:00 PM | 143 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

25/8/2025, 11:12:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh? Tell me why…

25/8/2025, 9:22:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill McKay (@mckay4senate.bsky.social) reposted

Reminder this guy is a felon who hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law then blackmailed him with it. Also that Cory Booker voted to confirm him.

24/8/2025, 11:35:40 PM | 734 195 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Ford (@mford.bsky.social) reposted

I didn’t have an inappropriate relationship with Jeffrey Epstein and I knew nothing of his crimes. It’s all right here in this redacted transcript of an interview my lawyer conducted with an alleged perjurer right before she was moved to a nicer prison.

22/8/2025, 7:26:56 PM | 1347 361 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

AHEM

24/8/2025, 11:01:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Lotta golf left.

24/8/2025, 9:54:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Billy Corgan deserved and still deserves to be slapped. Taylor Swift should be in prison. Joe Franklin raped me. THE ARISTOCRATS!

24/8/2025, 9:12:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

At the Y no less!

24/8/2025, 7:31:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Dumb straw man reply to a dumb post. Really getting stuff done here Mark.

24/8/2025, 6:25:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

Double Nickels on the Dime - Minutemen Blue - Joni Mitchell Astral Weeks - Van Morrison Live at the Apollo - James Brown You Never Know Who Will Love You the Best - Karen Dalton

24/8/2025, 6:19:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

The B-52s are dumb trash. People only say the Ramones are cool because they want to be cool themselves. Nose rings look like boogers.

24/8/2025, 4:14:08 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Any kind of vacation that took place outside of June-August.

24/8/2025, 2:07:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

@ferdturgeson.bsky.social @tylerherrick.bsky.social

24/8/2025, 12:53:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m in!

24/8/2025, 12:15:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Ready your God for blood.

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24/8/2025, 12:14:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

I love me some FF but haven’t had a league for 2 years

23/8/2025, 10:57:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

23/8/2025, 10:54:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

See this what now?

23/8/2025, 2:00:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a real gas, maybe?

23/8/2025, 1:58:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

Guess I was right to find “The Bulwark” and their ilk to be gross!

22/8/2025, 7:59:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

That you saw because a billionaire AI dick rider posted it.

22/8/2025, 3:05:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Cuban loves data centers.

22/8/2025, 3:05:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Data centers that Mark Cuban thinks will solve all of our problems. I mean solve all the money problems of the billionaire class.

22/8/2025, 3:04:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

OH PLEASE. He wants MORE DATA CENTERS FOR AI.

22/8/2025, 3:03:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah it’s never been a question about the EARTH itself surviving. It’s the unimaginable human suffering and the extinction crisis. The fucking planet will be fine after we kill everything. Come back in 200,000 years and checkout how the cockroaches are doing.

22/8/2025, 3:02:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Give me a break Mark. You don’t give two shits about the climate catastrophe. You want as much AI as possible. GFY

22/8/2025, 3:00:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

@tylerherrick.bsky.social in Green Bay and hasn’t posted here about it. C’mon man, it’s almost football season. You got some peeps out here missing your CONTENT BRO

21/8/2025, 10:06:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

And our extreme climate future. Which is going to have a huge impact on sports.

18/8/2025, 11:01:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

Richie Havens at a club in Madison WI. Van Morrison/Joni Mitchell at The Gorge. Donovan in a Dick Clark’s 60’s Revue Phish at Carleton College Grateful Dead at Kaiser Auditorium Phish at The Cabooze in Minneapolis

18/8/2025, 1:54:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish I’d had a chance to see Antibalas … are they still performing?

18/8/2025, 1:44:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

I couldn’t find them in the Carnival quadrant and just assumed they were excluded!

18/8/2025, 1:40:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Hearing Water No Get Enemy for the first time changed my ears. Saw Femi Kuti about 16 years ago, great show.

18/8/2025, 1:37:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

well get a towel babeee

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17/8/2025, 11:36:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

The basil has broken containment THE BASIL HAS BROKEN CONTAINMENT

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17/8/2025, 10:37:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

QUIT blowing the fascist

14/8/2025, 7:38:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop fucking reposting this story

14/8/2025, 5:50:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Mama tried to raise me better But her pleading I denied That leaves no one but me to blame Because I reply

13/8/2025, 3:01:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

Slightly diminish a band: Dexy’s Midnight Woggers

13/8/2025, 2:45:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Stevie Curious

13/8/2025, 2:43:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Takes me back to the appliances of my youth!

13/8/2025, 2:39:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slightly diminish a band: Grateful in Critical Condition

13/8/2025, 1:58:23 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

Here’s why I’m voting for him again….

12/8/2025, 4:11:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Bye!

11/8/2025, 9:57:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Not in reference to OP or anyone in particular but I do look forward to the day that sports guys and the corporate sports complex starts recognizing and raising the alarm about how climate change is going to fuck up the games we love and profit from.

11/8/2025, 12:32:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s been trolling us for years?!

11/8/2025, 12:27:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

If Pepe LePew misplaces his genitals, that skunk lost his phallus, see?

11/8/2025, 12:26:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

ma’am

11/8/2025, 12:23:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes I do love BOOKS

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11/8/2025, 12:21:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

Baby Corn isn’t corn. In fact, no one knows what it is. It comes in cans and people eat it, unquestioning.

10/8/2025, 12:57:59 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

You talk about it as if there is no context and no impact. It’s just a cool machine. Why can’t you see how cool it is? MAYBE BECAUSE OF THE ENERGY USAGE AND TECHNO FASCISTS

10/8/2025, 12:35:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Losing me, Will. There are enough AI dick riders out there.

9/8/2025, 11:06:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

Van Morrison. Hard to overstate the influence Astral Weeks had on me in my romantic and then later broken-hearted 20’s. I don’t enjoy his work as much now. I’ve never been able to separate the art from the artist to that extent.

9/8/2025, 3:06:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

And the energy usage? Your thoughts?

8/8/2025, 9:58:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Buddy, I’ve been with you but you’re gonna lose me on this road.

8/8/2025, 3:03:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

The amount of AI dick-riding WIRED does makes me want to puke.

7/8/2025, 5:41:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

“Most”? Fuck off.

7/8/2025, 5:22:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Cleo’s?

7/8/2025, 3:49:03 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

Let’s throw “stakeholder” on the burn pile too.

7/8/2025, 1:20:54 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office, naked from the waist down, where he’s slathered in Vaseline, and tightly wrapped in Saran Wrap. Doctor says, I can clearly see your nuts.

6/8/2025, 1:01:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Is the required skill here sculpting or knowing what your dick looks like well enough to capture its essence in sculpture. Serious question because I AM INTRIGUED.

5/8/2025, 4:17:19 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

For god’s sake Matt, look what you’ve done. I hope you willow reflect on this kind of dumb ash joking in the future.

5/8/2025, 3:45:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s it, you’re cut off. Maple you can get away with this in another joint but it’s not oak here. Cedar later, pal!

5/8/2025, 3:35:28 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JohnnyMangu (@johnnybarbu.bsky.social) reposted

It ain't going away, no it ain't going away....

4/8/2025, 9:46:09 PM | 15419 6003 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

SIX MONTHS since you posted here?! What if they had played Picasso Moon tonight? Are you posting on the Nazi site?! 😢

4/8/2025, 4:25:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture vantazach (@vantazach.bsky.social) reposted

Timeline cleanse: Insta video of Allen Dershowitz being told by Martha's Vineyard police to stop harassing vendors or be charged with trespassing after three different sellers refused him service. 1/3 www.instagram.com/reel/DMvVG1S...

2/8/2025, 8:34:49 PM | 16249 3665 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Yell In a War (@jelenawoehr.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

and men jump on the internet like WHY IS NOBODY ON THE LEFT TELLING MEN HOW TO GET SEX my dude people are those people are WOMEN YOU JUST DON'T READ WOMEN MY GUY YOU ARE A WHOLE LEFTIST INFLUENCER WHO DOES NOT READ WOMEN

2/8/2025, 6:42:07 AM | 99 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

What category do you put this in @katharinehayhoe.com

1/8/2025, 12:25:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Who ever said it could alone?

31/7/2025, 11:56:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Lose/Loose capital punishment trigger.

31/7/2025, 6:11:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

When someone tries to loosen up lose with an extra o, my bot would remove their DNA from the gene pool.

31/7/2025, 6:10:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prem Thakker ツ (@premthakker.bsky.social) reposted

Look at these numbers and think of how often the Democratic party claims to love and want these voters. …And then think of how hard the Democratic party has worked to stop Zohran Mamdani.

29/7/2025, 8:48:44 PM | 456 128 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social)

Age verification? I saw Phish in the basement of a dorm in Northfield, Minnesota.

29/7/2025, 11:31:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prem Thakker ツ (@premthakker.bsky.social) reposted

85% of young men support Zohran Mamdani. 79% of young women support Zohran Mamdani. 67% of Jewish people aged 18-44 support Zohran Mamdani. 65% of Black people aged 18-44 support Zohran Mamdani. Would you have guessed *any* of that with how the media has covered all this?

Public Progress Solutions and Zenith Research polling breakdown between Zohran Mamdani, Curtis Sliwa, Eric Adams, Jim Walden, and Andrew Cuomo
29/7/2025, 7:14:56 PM | 7976 2088 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey man, have you ever made Swansons frozen fried chicken in a microwave and then shredded it into some macaroni and cheese? No? NO?! Ever microwaved a Velveeta and Cool Whip on Wonderbread sandwich? NO?!

29/7/2025, 3:29:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to love a Jack’s frozen pizza. I’d put extra onions and slices of cheddar cheese on it and bake it. Then I’d put ketchup on it and enjoy it with a nice cold glass of 2% milk. Thank you for this nice memory.

29/7/2025, 5:04:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephen Blackmoore (@stephenblackmoore.com) reposted

Go on. Call them antisemitic. I dare you.

29/7/2025, 3:24:51 AM | 47 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Contradictory humble brag. (Guy)

28/7/2025, 4:11:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Bring him back in January and make him go through an ice hole?

28/7/2025, 2:23:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Famous last words! Regular old soap and a washcloth, elbow grease, plenty of tepid water rinse. It’s like any other oil as far as removing. Just remember your clothes can transfer to your car, pets, etc. Long sleeves and pants for sure.

27/7/2025, 11:49:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cal O’Chortus (@calochortus.bsky.social) reply parent

Ask them about a battery powered weed whip. Nylon string. Might work but you’d need extra batteries. I’d get a chunky brush axe.

27/7/2025, 11:46:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view