Hard to pick one. Of the three at the top of my list I'll say I'll Take the Rain because I haven't seen anyone else mention it. The other two are Night Swimming and Day Sleeper.
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Hard to pick one. Of the three at the top of my list I'll say I'll Take the Rain because I haven't seen anyone else mention it. The other two are Night Swimming and Day Sleeper.
Can't be any worse than the real thing.
Wait. Hold on. He wasn't a puddle off goo before?
That looks like buff Mitt Romney.
Yeah, I think she's thinking of the officer who decoyed the mob away from the people that were hiding.
Regarding the tragic death of Adam Raine, there are already narratives forming that blame vague "dangers of AI" or a broader moral panic. But this is not a story about the faceless perils of superintelligence. It's about a $500 billion tech company's core software product encouraging child suicide.
This is an outrage, Bro! If the babies don't get baptized in Gatorade they will never be able to enter Brohallah.
Cursed. Nothing about him is enchanted.
Looks like a kidney.
That position doesn't seem possible without a couple of dislocated hips.
Have you been taking stupid pills?
Soo, that "pastrami sandwich" is giving me strong "predator that evolved camouflage to entice its prey to approach it" vibes. Like, if you get close to that thing it's going to paralyze you with venom and lay more of those egg things inside of you.
Whylander
Well if that's how they're going to be I'm never shopping at any of these establishments again.
The one in the tweet is the old logo. The new one is just a more contemporary minimalist style, with the name in brown on a yellow background.
Is this the same asshole who tanked the company by ditching trusted names brands that people actually wanted to buy and switching most of their inventory to "store brand", or is it some other asshole?
Now there is a place I can support building a wall around.
Im not a law talking guy but that doesn't seem like it would hold up if challenged.
What? You don't have an easy way to accurately measure microliter volumes at home? We used to be a country.
He should have been more on the ball getting experience with that thing instead of creating it. Rookie mistake.
The real kicker is the Bible tells them to fix it in themselves: Matthew 5:29 - 30 29 If your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out and throw it away. ... 30 And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one part than for the whole to go into hell.
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?
There is a crazy forced perspective effect going on here. The size of the TV makes everything else look huge.
He traded them for a shot of Wild Turkey.
Yep, I graduated high school in the mid 90s. It seemed like many of my peers got married in or just after college because they thought it was just what you were supposed to do. Many of those marriages didn't last into the millennium if they even made it that long.
Bro never heard of a booty call?
Doom, Civ I, Mechwarrior 2
Amazing how he manages to pack so much bullshit into such a short paragraph.
You can't fool me. That's one of Luthor's goons.
I guess they couldn't find any bears to sort it out.
Oh, they know what they did.
Nailed Iowa.
Most other developed countries aren't marinated in evangelical Christianity.
Classic PEBKAC error.
If you're dumb enough anything can be an antibiotic.
It's true. I don't use AI every day, without even trying.
OK, legitimately this is a terrible and dangerous bill that will allow Big IP - like Disney, Warner, recording labels, etc - to have the ability to compel your ISP to block you from accessing parts of the internet. If you're concerned, you should probably follow @mrose.ink for more.
Nothing wrong with a little Nazi punching.
Your Honor, I would like to file a motion that they all suck, and are cringe.
"Our big guy got a widdle boo-boo."
It was the dumbest of times, it was the dumberest of times, it was the age of foolishness, it was the age of other worse kinds of foolishness...
Just think. Somewhere in the multiverse there's a lucky timeline where this guy OceanGated himself trying to get to Mars.
Wow, I knew cops are thin-skinned but this is overboard.
The only thing I've seen people on the left say about the jeans ad is how weird the right is obsessing over it is.
Not just his presidency, his entire life.
Yeah right, and I supposed next you'll try to convince me most of them aren't actually made in Long Island.
Is he talking about the ICE agents? I think he's talking about the ICE agents.
All my life.
New proposal: Beanie Babies that burn down the rain forests and tell you to drink drain cleaner.
It's uncanny.
That's the happiest cursed image I've ever seen.
He arms are also too short.
Ah, one of the classic Zen paradoxes. To have more time to eat delicious hotdogs you must refrain from eating delicious hotdogs.
Yikes, I thought that was a wax figure before I read the post.
I did not know America's favorite pastime was falling on your face but it does fit.
The outfit isn't done any favors by JD looking like a alien wearing a human skin suit.
Same, Mummy Dude. Same.
Might as well take the hard hat off. There is nothing there to protect.
Your mom rocks.
Why the fuck would anyone take Josh Hawley's advice on anything?
The circle is complete.
That's unpossible. It's illegal to put fake stuff on the internet.
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Buried under the Nevada desert?
"We want to make a Blade movie but we don' t want to ".
So he's saying we need to enact laws that will hold the purveyors of these problematic services accountable? Because that's what I'm getting out of it.
Tell them her daughter will be happy to take job as flower girl for them. Her going rate is $50 per hour plus travel and wardrobe expenses if a wardrobe is not provided. Also while she certainly understand she won't be attending as a guest she will have to be in attendance as the child's manager.
All of this bluster tells me that the files are so full of Trump and probably other members of the GOP donor class that if they tried to redact it every page would be solid black.
Tremble with laughter?
I refuse to believe "Zak Asgard" is a real person.
There's probably no one left that knows how to remove the X badge.
A lot of people don't have a future due to his gross negligence.
You know it's a good photo when everyone is squinting into the camera.
Probably at work. Because able bodied people on medicaid tend to have jobs to, you know, pay for food, and housing, and whatnot.
TLDR version: "Waaa..."
It's a little known spinoff called Creepy Shot. Found only in abandoned malls.
Lemme guess. The letters will be sent in two weeks.
Wow, there must be a LOT of Trump and right wing patrons in there.
Republican policies have done more harm to our schools, hospitals, and traffic than any number of immigrants, legal or otherwise, could ever do.
Sagan was an amazing man.
Sharp as a grapefruit, that one is.
He misspoke. He needed to say "worthless".
Funny thing (not really funny) is that it's bad either way.
Oh no! She sure had everyone fooled all these year.
Their policy of pretending there would be growth, of course.
I buy that he's so emotionally unstable the slightest psychological perturbation will send him spiraling.
"The look I'm going for is 'grandma's table lamp'. You got anything like that?"
Oh the tragedy, the suffering! Who will bring this man's poor wife the life saving shredded cheese she is in such dire need of?
Are they trying to come off as even more evil than normal?
While you're at it take out podcasts too. Never can be too sure.
You'd just need to convince them to film in a hotel with different ownership. No need to tank the whole movie.
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Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952
Are we sure bug and Cuomo aren't the same person?
My maternal grandmother had 12 kids over the span of 4 decades the oldest born in the 30s and youngest in the 60s.
Natural Born Killers. Ended up being a good date, not the best movie to start it off though.
It doesn't seem like journalism is a good fit for you. Maybe you should look into something more your speed. Like like sitting quietly in a bus station, or staring slack-jawed into the sun.
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