Feeling good, lewis!
Feeling good, lewis!
Wait... I thought he was an exhausted nihilist?
And it's on purpose
Nothing can be ruled out at this point, but... could this be a veiled pushback threat after Vance's comment about taking over once Trump kicks it?
Yup, even if it's just at his own kitchen table.
"Kids, get the whale juice head bags!"
@gmskeptic.bsky.social man, I really appreciate ur stuff. Good on you 4 having this type of energy. But... 8k people like me are gonna tell u: ur good faith work is gonna burn out at some point, & u're starting 2 see how all these bad faith actors don't deserve ur time. But still... appreciate you.
Please let us all know the first time either of them loudly and proudly proclaims, preferably in front of and in response to adults asking them a question, "maan... we ain't found SHIT!". Cause that was probably the only thing I could say as a response for maybe 3-5 years straight after seeing it.
I thought that was made famous by Reggie Jackson...
Is... is that... Uncle Roger?!
Virginia Giuffre's family: "The content of these transcripts is in direct contradiction with felon Ghislaine Maxwell's conviction for child sex trafficking. During DAG Todd Blanche's bizarre interview, she is never challenged about her court-proven lies, providing her a platform to rewrite history."
This is so dumb. I have no words.
The punchline resolve of it slaaaaaays...
Webbed toes.
Ouch. True. Too true.
Maybe but... that's basically the standard with any long standing ip... ? This is classic James Bond camp vs rebirth thing.
How close are we to full on "Air Bud" rulings coming from SCOTUS? Or are we already there, way past it or have you merely been documenting this exact thing for years..?
Maybe the opening voice over line, slow pan over said parking lot, to a Coen Bros film?
I'm proud of you.
Honestly... would help them out a lot...
"Mainstream" (pronounced "WHY-itt) media is a place where a lady who does situps, an anonymous text & the tears of a racist clown hold as much intellectual weight as a Black historian, expert or scholar
You're good, but you'll never beat this. TBF, no one will... theonion.com/conservative...
There should be a partnership and/or rivalry with DC pairing chips and sandwiches... Someone: workshop this.
Fair.
Shocked, SHOCKED, they didn't explicitly add "we'll also incorporate AI to ensure a more consistent customer experience..." or equivalent utter bull sht.
Head cannon, for now and forever...
Seems like too long. You should back that up.
Hey now... I was quite good back then...
I love the new Cracker Barrel logo! 🧡 #EpsteinFiles
Cue Sputh Park flappy head version of Dobson in bed with him... "Hey Satan..."
Pretty sure Glen is playing the mad scientist that created the clone.
Holy sht it works!!!
I wish all transphobes ill. ✌️
Wild?
The jewelry store bit is 👨🍳 💋
So you're saying we should be concerned about the security of our shit?
I made this one myself. 64 years old and I'm making memes like a middleschooler because of this sack of sh*t. But let's be clear: IT HAD TO BE DONE!! YOU'RE WELCOME!!
please RT and share to mock beta cuck right wing babies Tough GOP men cry to ‘Daddy’ Trump for help with scary cities www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
The YouTube algorithm has been MURDER on reviews since August started - pretty please persons of BlueSky share this far and wide so I can continue to afford being alive and such: youtu.be/AAPU9t3MeY4?...
So it was a 6 inch, not a footlong?
I don't know if there's ever been a more accurate Onion headline... theonion.com/conservative...
Mine always asks "are you done for the day?" and its, like, 200PM. Full on personal attack.
True story, this happened to me but with a barracuda...
Would watch...
Just leaving this here for no apparent reason.
This sht bag has always been a sht bag...
The entire right wing movement. Indict them all.
How many buttons should be on that vest?
Watched 🤘
Just no. Pass. No.
Would watch. Sorry... the preciouses woulds watcheses..
Three r's.
I think this is that famous quote from Th Godfather...
Or Reagan's response to the AIDS crisis...
Want to see this in live action...
Wow. A court actually doing something that is obviously correct...
... like a big ole carbonated sooo daaa...
Was it Sleepytime? It was Sleepytime, wasnt it?
Virginia Giuffre’s brother: I think we were shocked by it—especially the use of the term “stolen.” Because she’s not an object. She’s a person. Someone who was recruited at Mar-a-Lago—his property… it just kind of makes us wonder… how much he knew
Roseavataaaaar... (the pterodactyl things were actually sleds).
This just proves that the couch is in the Epstein files. Or maybe he also effed a filing cabinet?
Would watch.
" Nearly two dozen of Jeffrey Epstein's accusers packing a Manhattan courtroom. Their message clear. He may be dead, but their quest for justice is still alive." Marcy pointed out that Judge Berman allowed survivors to speak out after Epstein died in 2019. CW: Graphic detail of sexual assaults
And, really though, the chances a republican president will be a pedophile are pretty high at this point.
Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson in Easy A.
Imo, one of the greatest jokes they ever did: I used to play the DVD constantly in the background. Watched it probably 50 times and no lie, must've been 30 or 40th rewatch, it was stuck on the title splash page, and I finally noticed that the umlaut in the name is over the "N". I fell over laughing.
And lots of red poop details.
Does Mike Johnson's teensge son's phone get a notification every time Mike feels dirty dirty shame about the Epstein files?
Tied with the time they elected a child rapist to lead the House.
And none of your movies be bone.
And all
Htf could a "market" exist at all if someone somewhere didn't actually set some rules to create it? It's the most self-defeating, obvious fallacy, completely illogical on its own face terms ever created right after "lift yourself up by your bootstraps."
I think the entire metal community has lived in a specificly weird head space for at least 20-30 years at least:Ozzy will never die, Ozzy is obviously gonna die any second, has Ozzy already died? Shoedinger's Metal God. The causality just collapsed...
You laugh, but...
Is this about the new Superman? He's from that area, I believe.
Not watching unless you're in the jeans and hoodie.
Aaaaand they don't eat said berries... parental fruit conservation. It's a thing.
A primer for the civically ill-informed.
This movie rocks. And that McDonald main track... !
UNEARTHED: Donald Trump judges the 1991 Look of the Year modeling competition organized by Elite Model Management, featuring participants as young at 14-years-old. 1/
The festival called and they're all out of YOU!
Same about white supremacy.
But yet...
Yep.
Zohran Mamdani has already heavily ratio-ed Andrew Cuomo’s announcement ad with a donation link and it’s going up by thousands every minute
RuleSSSS
Wait... they had one...??!?!
Spoiler alert: they never had any ethics to get advice about...
Falcon Hot AF...
Hung...
