7:30am: egg white omelette with mushrooms 10am: apple 12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt 3pm: banana 6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing) 8pm: frozen yogurt 830pm: 2 cookies 845pm: 4 cookies 850pm: 8 cookies 9pm: bag of Doritos 930pm: Big Mac and fries
My life.
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I’m at 8 pm right now trying to refrain from eating the brownies my daughter just cooked. It’s brutal.
I say, eat the brownies. But, drink a diet soda or a bottle of water. It cancels out the calories! Lmao
You know what would go great with the big mac? A chocolate shake.
God I feel so seen right now, ugh
That reminds me I do have some Doritos.
Yup
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haha
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Damn the devils cabbage…
The struggle is real. ☹️
That's what we in the biz call a character arc.
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I feel so seen
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Right? 😂
Shit. I tried 😪
I think we can pinpoint the exact moment the diet spun out of control.
Was there any type of smoking or drinking involved as well at night time?
😅 same
Oh man I felt that in my soul.....
Huh?
I feel this deep in my soul 🤣🤣🤣
OMG! Were you spying on me yesterday?! 🤦♀️😂
i KNOW YOU MEANT WELL...DON'T WE ALL IN THE AM?
I feel like this is a Balatro hand scoring innocently at first and then exponentially ramping to all hell towards the end...
That tracks!!
I’m familiar with this diet
I stick to this one religiously 😂😂😂
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No thanks I don’t take advice from anti science MAGAt fucksticks.
Hello: Also, MAGA isn't anti-science. I have this book for science-backed holistic approaches. Recommended! MAGA MAHA! God Bless, John German
MAGA is anti TRUTH.
Hello: Nope. Truth. You lbs lie. MAGA MAHA! God Bless, John German
Oh so you’re all in favor of a pedophile rapist conman grifter being in charge of the country? Or you gonna lie and say he isn’t any of those things.
Hello: Never been convicted and no evidence of what you lie about. MAGA MAHA! God Bless, John German
Hello: Lighten up francis - if you watch the video its a funny one. Laugh. Joke. Haha type. Sheesh. You libs love being unhappy. MAGA MAHA! God Bless, John German
Lighten up? While you fucks are bringing fascism to our front door? Eat shit nazi fuck. If we met in a dark alley you wouldn’t have to pay bills anymore. Oh and fuck your fake god.
Hello: Tough stuff! Rage. Hate. What toughness. Keep the hatefulness, devil desires you to be such. Not fascists nor nazis. MAGA MAHA! God Bless, John German
Yes, you are a fascist and a Nazi. Choke on trumps next pile of shit asswipe. Watch your six fuckstick.
I block them as soon as they identify themselves as ignorant fools!
I muted him so he can still see my message 😁😂
Did you check his profile 🙄🙄🙄
Oh yea…real winner that one 🙄😂😂
14 years of sex free life explains it all.
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Oooh I love a sliding scale 😉I'm guessing the midnight night-night snack will be epic!
You tried
Yeah!
the 14 cookies in 20 minutes is a vibe 🍪
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I feel so validated right now
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Hhhmmm. Remember the days without all of that shit for your stomach? TAKE IT OFF THE SHELVES!
I feel your pain
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Well, you were good during the day😂.
Too funny!
Who can blame you? You tried.
I too have evening eating disorder, Sun down scavenging. 8 pm light exercise 9 pm decaf tea 915pm brush teeth and go to bed.
A nice laugh. That felt good
No food after 8 pm is the absolute best diet.
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That bewitching time between 8pm and midnight......😭😭😭
Drink more, you will feel less hungry-eat meals within an 8 hour period then nothing until breakfast-focus on protein- soft cheeses, fish, chicken or legumes- any melon will fill you up -when you’ve shrunk your stomach- I lost mega pounds doing this!
This meal plan was a personal attack on my character. 😂
Oh man, I wish I could sleep at 7.00pm sometimes.
Yep
Yeap😂🤣this is ‘exactly’ how my meals progresses thru the day!
Same!
Ikr?
Had me in the first half.
Joint 7 pm?
Same same gummy at 7
Tomorrow is another day...
You cookie monster lol 👍
Indigestion much ?😜 Start fresh tomorrow
I'm only allowed the mushrooms, apple, and banana.
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Hell yeah. What a great day.
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I can relate!
Yeah the egg whites and mushrooms concerns me.
A well rounded diet IS best 🤣🤣
Well rounded is a good description of my body type.
You are in shape. Round is a shape.
My God. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Cookies are round after all. 😏🍪
Any room in that canoe? You ate all the fries, didnt you Took me years to understand to drink water when I felt hungry
I've been on this diet for about 30 years.
I did this yesterday - it really works! By midday I'd lost almost all the weight I'd put on the night before
12 AM Ozempic shot How did you get my food diary?
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Love it😹❤️
😂 Not what I expected! And I'm right there with you!
The struggle is real!
Well that escalated quickly 😬
10pm: 1 serving of tears and snot, 1 serving of existential dread.
So, it's not just me then.. good to know!
Preach
Yup, I’m on the same diet 🤣
This is so me as I scream into the void who brought these damn chips and cookies into the house!
I just ate a sleeve of java Oreos and half a bag of Doritos. I feel called out by this post.
Sometimes dinner is popcorn 🤷🏼♀️😂
And the late night run to in-n-out is lethal. I send my kid saying you fly, I buy🤪
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I ate 4 brownies at 10 AM while cleaning the house. Ashamed.
You were burning calories at the same time you noshed! Copasetic!
You tried
Stop ratting me out
That is about how it works with me. 😆😆😆
Were you on some type of diet. lol
Followed by awake all night. Last night glued myself to seat to not go eat an ice cream sandwich before bed. Didn’t matter. Damage was done. Up all night.
I feel so personally attacked right now
I feel seen
Yes!! Me, everyday. 🤣🤣🤣
Apparently the desire for salty foods is needed to replenish the body that was expunge from lack Thereof earlier in day —- I for some reason I have the same salty request in my mind Mmmm salt as Homer Simpson says so eloquently
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That’s hysterical! Well done. 👍😂
“Dear diary, It’s still early, but I ate well today. I feel great. Maybe just a little dessert, and a pre-bed snack to celebrate.”
Same.
lol
😂😂💙👍…
😂😂. I like this diet
Looks like you smoked a bowl at about 8:05pm
It really does, doesn't it? 😆 Munchies don't forgive. 😱
Yep. I agree.
A bowl? Cmon. Had to be a lot more to squeeze in that Big Mac
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Always best to pick up speed slowly to go the distance.
I feel you. Lost 23 lbs now insane carb craving.
this made my day! thank you.
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Exactly this every day🤣 Substitute the doritos for haribo though please
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I'm proud of you.
Sounds about right…..
Hot links. I just ate hot links. This AM started with a veggie omelet, no cheese.
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I think I read somewhere that if you eat healthy during the day, the evenings are calorie free!! 😂😂😂
You’re doing better than I am. 7:30 AM. Smoke pot. Do it all day. And, eat a bunch of cookies cause you’re so stoned at night. More pot. T he he
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Whole sleeve of Oreos/Fig Newtons
True story of dieting
Had to stop buying the last five menu items. Leaves me with a powerful hunger.
A-yep 💯
Sounds about right.
Cannabis diet.
Perfect 👌
You left out the gummibears 😂
And nothing after 9:30pm? No whole milk cocoa before bed (with cookies obvs)?
That's pretty close to the Donnie Dum Dum Diet, except it would be all burgers and fries. (Extra greasy)
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Balance 😌
i always feel so good at the beginning of the day and turn evil as the sun goes down
Started strong. GJ
I can relate
One way to not have that happen is to have horrible reactions to things like sugar and gluten.....guaranteed to keep you eating what you should.
😭 Stop looking at me!!! 😭
#Goals
Looks familiar.
so, we're on the same diet!?
I see we are all following the same diet 😂😂😂😂😂
How do you know what my diet entails?
Checks out
Ah, life…😏
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🤣😂🤣 yup sounds like my diet!
Sounds like my day.
Look, it's my food journal. Thank you for finding it 🙃
I’m trying to see the problem here.
I ate an entire bar of chocolate after a healthy vegetable tagine tonight. I couldn’t help myself.
That 15 minute gap from 8:30 to 8:45 must have been agonizing 😂😂
Are you spying on me? Perfect!
Oh my!!!
You are a true American…be you I love your food-confessional
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Marijuana
Yeah, I was doing fine until I remembered that I had some Ghirardelli Raspberry Chocolate Squares. I know the struggle.
Sounds right!
The struggle is real!!!
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Meanwhile Gaza starves.
😂😂😂😂 that's me.....!
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When I fast it doesn't mean if I eat so much so fast my body doesn't absorb all the calories. I can do without pie, cake and cookies. Just good food is all I ever crave.
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😂😂 sounds about right to me
I can so so relate!!
The best for last … 🤣
I love this!
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Yep this is me. If I could go to bed at 730 I'd be doing GREAT!
🤣yup
My day was all good till now I am watching twisted metal with popcorn and a chocolate bar
Hmm, seems a familiar pattern.
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Oops 😬
Been there. Done that.
The struggle is real.
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You ate all that while canoeing the whole time... Wow...
🤣🤣🤣 Well done!!!
That works
Yeah, me too. I'm impressive until after dinner. I actually keep a box of cheese-itz bedside for that long overnight.
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Who is spying on me? 🤣
I hear you! Sounds like you’re on to something. Adding this method to the 967 other attempts I’ve made over the years. May substitute MMs for the cookies at 8:50. 🙄
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...sounds pretty balanced to me...
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Hunter S Thompsons daily schedule if he landed in hell
Positively virtuous!
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Way to finish.
