Indeed: “ What you are doing is so loud I’m not able to hear what you’re saying”.
Active duty during each of five decades. Drafted 1969. ETS 2006. Best coffee ever? Remembering the 180 degree thermos 200 miles into a 3,000 mile road trip.
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Indeed: “ What you are doing is so loud I’m not able to hear what you’re saying”.
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This was the Guilded Age. No unions for these poor men
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The break room yesterday: Me: “Did I leave my Cologuard sample in here?” Foreman: “Geez I wasn’t sure what it was; I put it in the microwave.” Mikey:
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And their employer may not recognize this for the purpose of military leave and rehire rights. They may lose health insurance from both directions. I got caught in that trap. I had to take sickleave to be on active duty. Demand fairness for our brothers and sisters in uniform.
That statement aged like the cream cheese in my bicycle pannier. Just remember that Vince‘s guru says America needs to get over our “dictator phobia.” Not this veteran.
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Q: What do you call a single crow? A: attempted murder
Double-breasted Coathangers and Redpeckered Blackbirds according to “Backyard Ornithology”. I’ll check “Backyard Gynecology.”
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Me: Somebody’s phone is ringing Granddaughter: That’s mine. I am waiting for it to stop ringing so I can use it again.
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Amen
Waste, fraud and abuse.
youtube.com/watch?v=MaHx... New song out, Ain't No Better Time to Leave the Cult !
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Trump‘s recent “cabinet meeting” featured an extended period of compliments that surpassed mere colon snorkeling and, in such a crowded space, might require nitrox and a hookah rig.
Trump‘s recent “cabinet meeting” featured an extended period of compliments that surpassed mere colon snorkeling and, in such a crowded space, might require nitrox and a hookah rig.
Gag me with my recliner fork. (because who runs to the kitchen every time they need a fork).
Annual event on Douglas Island in Alaska. The band is “high costa living.”
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One way that money could be free speech:
Newsom’s Twitter troll is genius because pleading and crying in front of an authoritarian does nothing, but pointing and laughing enrages the authoritarian.
BREAKING: Unearthed footage shows Epstein pleading the Fifth when asked about his relationship with Trump — just as new audio drops of Ghislaine praising Trump’s character.
Oralè Resisters Thank you Alaska Protesters! Ukraine President Zelenskyy Says you’re his “heroes” To all Alaskan who support Ukraine this week! #Janice4Alaska #SlavaUkraine #VivaUkraine #Alaska #AlaskaSky #AlaskaProtest #TrumpPutinSummit #USDemocracy #50501SoCal #Lamonarca
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The older I get the less of a deterrent “life in prison” becomes. I don’t like to share my plans. It brings up that whole issue of “premeditation.”
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What I can’t understand is why tv anchors are so disrespectful to weather people calling them “cheap meaty urologists.”
I’m always impressed by meteorologists’ ability to measure hurricane wind speed and track, and to predict them so accurately. But I’m truly in awe of how they figure out the storms’ names.
I do that. The doctor told me: “your colon will thank you.” I said: “so that’s what it’s trying to say.” (I had left my colon-English/English-colon dictionary at home.)
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Maybe giving Alaska back to Russia was part of his deal. Or maybe it was just a Freudian slip. You know what that is. That’s when you say one thing and you mean your mother.
From Ray Troll, suggested by his sister Kate: #AlaskaSky
I’m surprised we still have an FDA
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Gee Ward, weren’t you a little hard on the little Beaver last nite?
“Just one more thing, sir, if you don’t mind: are you tampering with election processes because of some moral position or is it that you feel it’s the only way you can “win” with 21% of the vote?”
That aged like the cream cheese in my bicycle pannier.
Most Un-American thing I've ever seen
Like the cream cheese in my bicycle pannier.
Trump & Putin's BIG Alaska Adventure (The Re-Do)
Sorry. That is hyperbolic and simply not true. I served on active duty during each of five decades. These are reserves we’re talking about. They can be swayed. Do your best to do that. We each swore to uphold the constitution, not to hold 47 up.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!
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Juneau AK today. Slava Ukraini
Alaska steps up against Trump/Putin. A felon meets a war criminal. Sen Sullivan dishonors us by allowing our soldiers to get to their knees to roll a red carpet for Putin.
see you there!
Tonight: best “A Block” ever.
To answer your question: Unlike current CG naming convention, Storis is not named after a person. The name "Storis" is a Scandinavian word referring to a type of multi-year pack ice found in Greenlandic waters.
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Always fun to start with purple…
The Wednesday night SmackDown! In this corner, “the Felon who cheats at golf …”
Antics with semantics: Alaska Governor welcomes a felon and a war criminal to our soil. Now would be a good time for the U.S. to (at least temporarily) recognize the International Criminal Court and serve a 2023 warrant.
Storis commissioned in Juneau today.
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While I have my morning coffee I fondly contemplate the “No Drama” years.
The neighborhood is taking bets on how long I can substitute teach without being fired for curriculum deviation.
(1957) Ten-year-old me: “Nothing is impossible”. Dad: (farts): “Chase that around the world seven times, put it in a bottle and painted green”. 2025: I’m still working out the math.
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If you told that joke in an elevator, it would be wrong on so many levels.
There’s a bathroom on the right. Excuse me while I kiss this guy. Just brush my teeth before you leave me.
I looked up the symptoms on-line once. But there was this great graphic on the splash page so I made a new fax cover sheet and never got back to them.
Thank you. That’s what I was going to add.
Even more dangerous now that 47 is redirecting nuclear maintenance funds to beautify his bribe from Qatar
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Headline: Alaska governor’s head explodes as he attempts ways to gerrymander Alaska’s single house seat. “I want us to be redder than Texas”, he drools.
Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
That aged like the cream cheese in my bicycle pannier.
Pure Americana.
I’d vote for him
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I’d for for him…..
I fired the speedometer on my car this morning and replaced it with one that says I was driving under 55. I’ll take that one to my arrangement on Tuesday. Next I’ll fire the warning label on my angle grinder so I don’t have to wear goggles.
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They buy them to match their Freudian slips……?
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