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CaptainCoby

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Just a guy who speaks his mind.

created November 10, 2024

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Nothing at all.....

2/9/2025, 4:19:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Instantly yes

2/9/2025, 3:58:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Supreme Leader Danielle " Shredder" Smith has ran Alberta into the ground and now faces a 8 billion dollar deficit. It amazes me how stupid many Albertans are thinking they can separate from Canada and survive. Alberta wouldn't make it a year without begging for Canada to take it back.

2/9/2025, 3:56:21 PM | 43 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poor Trump...... I just hope that whatever illness he is suffering from is being treated by RFK. Has Donald tried injecting bleech or rubbing essential oils yet??

2/9/2025, 3:15:05 PM | 34 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hang on, helping some dude with an arc offload animals. He was telling me about some Virgin who pumped out a kid who can turn water to wine. This dudes epic.

1/9/2025, 7:16:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Bible was created to keep stupid people in line and in a cult.

1/9/2025, 5:46:26 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Friendly reminder, The Bible has more bullshit in it than any book they are trying to remove from schools.

1/9/2025, 5:32:29 PM | 863 154 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lasagna as well

1/9/2025, 3:23:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Random Sunday question. If you could only eat 1 type of pasta for the rest of your life, what pasta dish are you eating???

1/9/2025, 1:58:01 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course Alberta is banning books... Keep them dumb, keep them conservative.

31/8/2025, 4:59:40 AM | 69 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that the meaning of life is to wake up, go to work, come home, eat dinner, shower, watch 45 min of TV, sleep and repeat until you die. The human race has failed.

30/8/2025, 7:39:51 PM | 62 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty certain that guns have harmed more kids in schools than books and Trans people.... eh USA???

27/8/2025, 6:03:09 PM | 69 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was there twice last week actually. Walk I'm, see triage nurse, 25ish folks I'm waiting room, first named called. In we went.

27/8/2025, 2:59:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's be honest, if you're sitting in an emergency waiting room for 13 hours waiting to see a Doctor it's because your issue isn't an emergency. Go to a walk in clinic and stop clogging up hospitals.

25/8/2025, 6:47:38 PM | 56 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let's all take a moment to thank the folks at Elections Canada.... I can't imagine the pain and suffering you experienced while attempting to read the names of candidates on the ballot in rural Alberta.... Piearra Pliveraaa, Pier Polololovever, Peter Polivrie etc..

19/8/2025, 5:38:55 PM | 36 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Out of the 40k votes for Pierre, what was the % of folks who could spell his name correctly???? I bet less than 5%....

19/8/2025, 4:33:24 PM | 43 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats to Pierre Poilievre on showing Canadians why most of us pitty rural albertans.

19/8/2025, 4:16:34 PM | 106 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today is the day rural Alberta will continue to be rural Alberta..... If you know...you know.

18/8/2025, 5:14:57 PM | 55 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly that extra couple hundred was nice. Now we pay the same amounts and no rebates. Weird eh.

16/8/2025, 7:54:35 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And on this point, you will see guys like Pierre tell you he wants to axe a tax and yada yada yada but there will be 0 cost savings to middle/lower class. We are being played for fools by the rich folks.

16/8/2025, 5:08:59 PM | 72 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are we all in agreement yet that it wasn't the carbon tax jacking up the cost of everything??? It's been corporate greed from the beginning folks.

16/8/2025, 2:38:23 PM | 2735 581 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's going to be amazing is if Pierre wins his bi election and loses his leadership review. Congrats to rural Alberta on electing a guy who doesn't give a fuck about you or your problems and will never move to your town.

14/8/2025, 5:18:19 PM | 58 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have to admit that it's pretty impressive that a guy can lose his seat and an election and still think he's some amazing leader. Like most conservatives, they can't accept reality.

13/8/2025, 7:55:50 PM | 61 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buckle up USA. You are about to live the real life Hunger Games.

13/8/2025, 6:42:28 PM | 63 14 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heard the USA is now looking for ways to ban same sax marriage.... Don't worry MAGA, you can still fuck your first cousins.... And Trump fucked kids......

11/8/2025, 9:41:00 PM | 44 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy Fuck America.... To think you all fell for "their eating the dogs and cats" and now you're all stuck with a dictator who faked getting shot.... RIP USA

11/8/2025, 4:15:00 PM | 93 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now I'm not ready to accept defeat and admit I'm getting old but I went to bed feeling perfectly fine and woke up with a sore back...... Aging sucks.

3/8/2025, 6:38:50 PM | 48 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Flying back to Canada! When did airline travel become such an absolute cluster fuck....

1/8/2025, 10:50:06 AM | 78 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wrong, average wage in Philly is 33 an hr.

29/7/2025, 9:29:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I say this 100% truthfully. Why in the USA can I walk into a gas station and buy a 15 pack of Coors and 4 tins of lip rippers and it cost less than 20.00. 15 pack of beer for 8.50 and each tin of nicotine pouches are 1.95. In Canada, we are getting fucked. Royally Fucked.

29/7/2025, 9:18:02 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahaha thanks

27/7/2025, 11:04:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is something special about 430 am airport beers. Off to Philly! ( If I go silent for more than a week, assume I got sent to some camp)

27/7/2025, 10:50:49 AM | 137 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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The UCP begins paying out the lawsuit money to the coal mine companies. 5 businesses in total, 1st one just received 140 million. Alberta is spending their separation savings up quick....

26/7/2025, 3:01:00 PM | 50 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jail not bail.........right???

25/7/2025, 6:09:20 PM | 44 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think many non bat shit crazy cons see Bonnie as the smart choice.

23/7/2025, 8:43:09 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pierre Poilievre is tough on crime and wants jail not bail..... unless you organized a Convoy that took over Ottawa, people shitting and pissing in the streets, holding its citizens hostage while disrupting the peace for 3 weeks... that's ok in Pierre's squinty little eyes.

23/7/2025, 1:38:18 PM | 443 150 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird how food prices keep going up without that carbon tax on it.... it's almost like the corporations are gouging people.... weird

22/7/2025, 10:22:33 PM | 609 138 | View on Bluesky | view

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At the pool with the kids today, kids of all different ethnicities and backgrounds playing together and making friendships and just being kids and having a blast. Racism and hatred is taught.

19/7/2025, 6:26:01 PM | 705 122 | View on Bluesky | view

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Naaaa bunch of fake accts thou

18/7/2025, 11:07:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turns out tickets for Coldplay cost you about 50% of your net worth.....

18/7/2025, 10:59:21 PM | 468 41 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't say people are, the province is.

13/7/2025, 10:04:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conservative voters are fucking idiots and especially UCP voters in the shit hole province of Alberta. Congrats to Danielle Smith on making sure those handful of transgender kids don't compete in sports. Why focus on real issues like Healthcare, insane auto insurance, highest utility prices....

13/7/2025, 9:44:04 PM | 64 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alberta is banning books in school. Dear UCP, These kids can operate the internet better than most of their parents. They are seeing much more sexual material online than in books. Side note, better ban that fucking Bible.

11/7/2025, 2:01:11 AM | 112 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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Friendly reminder that you likely would have died by now if it wasn't for science.

10/7/2025, 2:35:17 PM | 1129 201 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just your friendly reminder that the covid vaccine saved millions of lives and climate change is real.

9/7/2025, 3:12:28 AM | 914 201 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hard to say. I'm sure a full investigation will occur. Sad news either way.

6/7/2025, 7:54:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really hope so but honestly you would be amazed at some of the ERPs I've come across in industry... not good

6/7/2025, 4:07:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After learning about the tragic situation for the young kids at a summer camp in Texas I'd like to gently remind all you parents out there that sign their kids up for camps to ask those places about their ERPs ( Emergency Response Plans) and training the camp guides have.

6/7/2025, 3:59:07 PM | 268 58 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Calgary Stampede is Conservative Cosplay.

5/7/2025, 3:39:24 PM | 45 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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America is a third world country pretending to be rich.

4/7/2025, 2:24:56 PM | 607 85 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ice is a terrorist organization.

2/7/2025, 6:40:22 PM | 86 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a Canadian, I went to Minnesota in May for work and was a little on edge, this month I'm off to Philly for a week for work and I'm extremely on edge. Grew up in a border town and have spent a ton of time in the USA and it's sad to see how it's become.

2/7/2025, 1:23:16 PM | 341 48 | View on Bluesky | view

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10? U stay up late hahah. 830 is good lol

29/6/2025, 5:34:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the dumbest thing any of us have ever said is " I can't wait to grow up".

28/6/2025, 10:38:24 PM | 118 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could you imagine boasting about being the greatest country on earth while your citizens have to file bankruptcy for medical procedures...... Merica!!!

27/6/2025, 5:33:55 PM | 414 99 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know about you all but I'd sooner live next to a house with 10 people from a different country that don't speak any English than 1 conservative separation redneck fuck.

27/6/2025, 2:02:00 AM | 206 21 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear Albertans.... I constantly get a kick out of you with your same boring rhetoric that " immigrants are stealing your jobs". Maybe it's because they have more work ethic, higher education and aren't arrogant racist assholes so that's why they get hired...... Just saying.

25/6/2025, 4:05:16 PM | 68 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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The President dropping F bombs on TV is America...

24/6/2025, 9:54:07 PM | 107 17 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"

22/6/2025, 4:31:54 AM | 190 34 | View on Bluesky | view

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Legit hahah

22/6/2025, 3:55:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think the math is mathing but let's for shitz n giggles give it a whirl shall we. 1 large coffee at Tim's...2.20 Buy one everyday for a year is 803.00 Fuck buy 3 a day if you want. 2409.00. Not getting a house still in a year.

22/6/2025, 3:52:30 AM | 44 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey hey. No idea, have not heard or seen him since I left X.

21/6/2025, 5:46:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pierre Poilievre is the biggest welfare fuck in Canada.

20/6/2025, 11:20:17 PM | 222 24 | View on Bluesky | view

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You all do realize that if we taxed millionaires and billionaires correctly and removed all their loop holes in the tax systems they exploit for personal gains the middle class would see massive tax cuts and thrive right?

20/6/2025, 5:11:28 PM | 59 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Conservatives like to bitch and moan about housing crisis and young people struggling to find a place to live. I know a mansion with 19 bedrooms that some unemployed guy is living in on tax payers dime, we can fit 18 more families in.....

20/6/2025, 1:43:00 PM | 44 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should Canada bring in a UBI?

20/6/2025, 1:39:39 PM | 69 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nurse has the worst contract in the league. Only 1 team is dumb enough to trade for him.....our sens hahahah

19/6/2025, 4:35:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Without Skinner you don't make it

19/6/2025, 4:34:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't get the hate for Skinner, 3 years in the league and took the Oilers to the finals twice. Maybe if the D cleared the occasional rebound or at the very minimum learn to skate backwards Skinner would hoist the cup. Also, doesn't help when McDavid and Leon did F all in most of the series.

19/6/2025, 2:19:20 PM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Must be nice to play in the west, softest teams.

18/6/2025, 3:31:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oilers won't be back to a final. Teams cooked.

18/6/2025, 3:27:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I said it years ago and I'll say it again, Sens hoist the cup before the Oilers do.

18/6/2025, 3:25:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahah Tkachuk dynasty begins

18/6/2025, 3:19:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2026 another Tkachuk is going on the cup! GO SENS GO

18/6/2025, 3:17:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indeed it has.

18/6/2025, 2:38:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope lol

18/6/2025, 2:36:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Another year Danielle Smith doesn't get to touch the cup:) Love it.

18/6/2025, 2:32:08 AM | 27 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's a solid number 1, something the oilers need.

18/6/2025, 2:25:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chances don't win cups. They are being out played and no PP to help them.

18/6/2025, 2:13:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are dynamite

18/6/2025, 2:09:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What this game is proving is the Oilers are nothing without power plays. Can't do fuck all even strength.

18/6/2025, 2:03:59 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tkachuk 2024 Tkachuk 2025 Tkachuk (Brady)2026 Go Sens Go!!!

18/6/2025, 1:59:19 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Father's Day fellas.

15/6/2025, 10:09:15 PM | 28 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's clutch.

15/6/2025, 3:02:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear Oilers Nation, You start your back up. Get shelled... Now who do you start???

15/6/2025, 2:50:39 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you respect Donald Trump, I don't respect you.

13/6/2025, 10:00:02 PM | 79 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like Musk and Doge were hired to find addresses of all illegal immigrants in the USA and hand the info over to ICE

13/6/2025, 3:51:17 AM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact the police chiefs are on TV telling citizens they will hurt you or kill you is all you need to know that America is done.

12/6/2025, 11:10:27 PM | 149 29 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can retire now but I better drop dead by Sunday lol

12/6/2025, 11:09:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hahaha fair enough

12/6/2025, 1:30:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be honest, how old are you and at what age do you see yourself retiring?

12/6/2025, 1:05:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dear Canada, Remove Trumps invitation to the G7 meetings. Sincerely, The World.

9/6/2025, 10:36:06 PM | 131 24 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't mind me, just over here watching the USA head into a civil war. It's almost like it was predicted.....

9/6/2025, 5:25:42 PM | 84 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Religion will be the thing that eventually destroys the human race. We are well on our way.

7/6/2025, 3:06:27 PM | 145 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their F JT mobiles ran on carbon tax rebates... lol

6/6/2025, 3:28:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The fact that some Canadians want to join the shit show that is called the United States Of America just baffles me.... Fucking idiots is the only possible term for these kinda folks.

6/6/2025, 2:38:19 PM | 131 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's me lol

6/6/2025, 2:25:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope so

5/6/2025, 8:15:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't mind me, just over here watching Musk and Trump have an epic break up.

5/6/2025, 8:12:06 PM | 53 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I often wonder why the Conservative Party would want to keep Pierre as the leader. He always has been a failure in all he does. You would be better off finding a leader who's actually tolerable

31/5/2025, 9:31:54 PM | 83 11 | View on Bluesky | view