CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Nothing at all.....
Just a guy who speaks his mind.
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Nothing at all.....
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Instantly yes
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Supreme Leader Danielle " Shredder" Smith has ran Alberta into the ground and now faces a 8 billion dollar deficit. It amazes me how stupid many Albertans are thinking they can separate from Canada and survive. Alberta wouldn't make it a year without begging for Canada to take it back.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Poor Trump...... I just hope that whatever illness he is suffering from is being treated by RFK. Has Donald tried injecting bleech or rubbing essential oils yet??
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Hang on, helping some dude with an arc offload animals. He was telling me about some Virgin who pumped out a kid who can turn water to wine. This dudes epic.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
The Bible was created to keep stupid people in line and in a cult.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Friendly reminder, The Bible has more bullshit in it than any book they are trying to remove from schools.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Lasagna as well
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Random Sunday question. If you could only eat 1 type of pasta for the rest of your life, what pasta dish are you eating???
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Of course Alberta is banning books... Keep them dumb, keep them conservative.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
I love that the meaning of life is to wake up, go to work, come home, eat dinner, shower, watch 45 min of TV, sleep and repeat until you die. The human race has failed.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Pretty certain that guns have harmed more kids in schools than books and Trans people.... eh USA???
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Was there twice last week actually. Walk I'm, see triage nurse, 25ish folks I'm waiting room, first named called. In we went.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Let's be honest, if you're sitting in an emergency waiting room for 13 hours waiting to see a Doctor it's because your issue isn't an emergency. Go to a walk in clinic and stop clogging up hospitals.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Let's all take a moment to thank the folks at Elections Canada.... I can't imagine the pain and suffering you experienced while attempting to read the names of candidates on the ballot in rural Alberta.... Piearra Pliveraaa, Pier Polololovever, Peter Polivrie etc..
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Out of the 40k votes for Pierre, what was the % of folks who could spell his name correctly???? I bet less than 5%....
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Congrats to Pierre Poilievre on showing Canadians why most of us pitty rural albertans.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Today is the day rural Alberta will continue to be rural Alberta..... If you know...you know.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly that extra couple hundred was nice. Now we pay the same amounts and no rebates. Weird eh.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
And on this point, you will see guys like Pierre tell you he wants to axe a tax and yada yada yada but there will be 0 cost savings to middle/lower class. We are being played for fools by the rich folks.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Are we all in agreement yet that it wasn't the carbon tax jacking up the cost of everything??? It's been corporate greed from the beginning folks.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
What's going to be amazing is if Pierre wins his bi election and loses his leadership review. Congrats to rural Alberta on electing a guy who doesn't give a fuck about you or your problems and will never move to your town.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
You have to admit that it's pretty impressive that a guy can lose his seat and an election and still think he's some amazing leader. Like most conservatives, they can't accept reality.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Buckle up USA. You are about to live the real life Hunger Games.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Heard the USA is now looking for ways to ban same sax marriage.... Don't worry MAGA, you can still fuck your first cousins.... And Trump fucked kids......
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Holy Fuck America.... To think you all fell for "their eating the dogs and cats" and now you're all stuck with a dictator who faked getting shot.... RIP USA
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Now I'm not ready to accept defeat and admit I'm getting old but I went to bed feeling perfectly fine and woke up with a sore back...... Aging sucks.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Flying back to Canada! When did airline travel become such an absolute cluster fuck....
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Wrong, average wage in Philly is 33 an hr.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
I say this 100% truthfully. Why in the USA can I walk into a gas station and buy a 15 pack of Coors and 4 tins of lip rippers and it cost less than 20.00. 15 pack of beer for 8.50 and each tin of nicotine pouches are 1.95. In Canada, we are getting fucked. Royally Fucked.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha thanks
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
There is something special about 430 am airport beers. Off to Philly! ( If I go silent for more than a week, assume I got sent to some camp)
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
The UCP begins paying out the lawsuit money to the coal mine companies. 5 businesses in total, 1st one just received 140 million. Alberta is spending their separation savings up quick....
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Jail not bail.........right???
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
I think many non bat shit crazy cons see Bonnie as the smart choice.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Pierre Poilievre is tough on crime and wants jail not bail..... unless you organized a Convoy that took over Ottawa, people shitting and pissing in the streets, holding its citizens hostage while disrupting the peace for 3 weeks... that's ok in Pierre's squinty little eyes.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Weird how food prices keep going up without that carbon tax on it.... it's almost like the corporations are gouging people.... weird
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
At the pool with the kids today, kids of all different ethnicities and backgrounds playing together and making friendships and just being kids and having a blast. Racism and hatred is taught.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Naaaa bunch of fake accts thou
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Turns out tickets for Coldplay cost you about 50% of your net worth.....
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't say people are, the province is.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Conservative voters are fucking idiots and especially UCP voters in the shit hole province of Alberta. Congrats to Danielle Smith on making sure those handful of transgender kids don't compete in sports. Why focus on real issues like Healthcare, insane auto insurance, highest utility prices....
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Alberta is banning books in school. Dear UCP, These kids can operate the internet better than most of their parents. They are seeing much more sexual material online than in books. Side note, better ban that fucking Bible.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Friendly reminder that you likely would have died by now if it wasn't for science.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Just your friendly reminder that the covid vaccine saved millions of lives and climate change is real.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Hard to say. I'm sure a full investigation will occur. Sad news either way.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
I really hope so but honestly you would be amazed at some of the ERPs I've come across in industry... not good
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
After learning about the tragic situation for the young kids at a summer camp in Texas I'd like to gently remind all you parents out there that sign their kids up for camps to ask those places about their ERPs ( Emergency Response Plans) and training the camp guides have.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
The Calgary Stampede is Conservative Cosplay.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
America is a third world country pretending to be rich.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Ice is a terrorist organization.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
As a Canadian, I went to Minnesota in May for work and was a little on edge, this month I'm off to Philly for a week for work and I'm extremely on edge. Grew up in a border town and have spent a ton of time in the USA and it's sad to see how it's become.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
10? U stay up late hahah. 830 is good lol
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
I think the dumbest thing any of us have ever said is " I can't wait to grow up".
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Could you imagine boasting about being the greatest country on earth while your citizens have to file bankruptcy for medical procedures...... Merica!!!
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
I don't know about you all but I'd sooner live next to a house with 10 people from a different country that don't speak any English than 1 conservative separation redneck fuck.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Dear Albertans.... I constantly get a kick out of you with your same boring rhetoric that " immigrants are stealing your jobs". Maybe it's because they have more work ethic, higher education and aren't arrogant racist assholes so that's why they get hired...... Just saying.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
The President dropping F bombs on TV is America...
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Legit hahah
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
I don't think the math is mathing but let's for shitz n giggles give it a whirl shall we. 1 large coffee at Tim's...2.20 Buy one everyday for a year is 803.00 Fuck buy 3 a day if you want. 2409.00. Not getting a house still in a year.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey hey. No idea, have not heard or seen him since I left X.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Pierre Poilievre is the biggest welfare fuck in Canada.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
You all do realize that if we taxed millionaires and billionaires correctly and removed all their loop holes in the tax systems they exploit for personal gains the middle class would see massive tax cuts and thrive right?
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Conservatives like to bitch and moan about housing crisis and young people struggling to find a place to live. I know a mansion with 19 bedrooms that some unemployed guy is living in on tax payers dime, we can fit 18 more families in.....
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Should Canada bring in a UBI?
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Nurse has the worst contract in the league. Only 1 team is dumb enough to trade for him.....our sens hahahah
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Without Skinner you don't make it
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
I don't get the hate for Skinner, 3 years in the league and took the Oilers to the finals twice. Maybe if the D cleared the occasional rebound or at the very minimum learn to skate backwards Skinner would hoist the cup. Also, doesn't help when McDavid and Leon did F all in most of the series.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Must be nice to play in the west, softest teams.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Oilers won't be back to a final. Teams cooked.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
I said it years ago and I'll say it again, Sens hoist the cup before the Oilers do.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahah Tkachuk dynasty begins
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
2026 another Tkachuk is going on the cup! GO SENS GO
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed it has.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope lol
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Another year Danielle Smith doesn't get to touch the cup:) Love it.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a solid number 1, something the oilers need.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Chances don't win cups. They are being out played and no PP to help them.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
They are dynamite
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
What this game is proving is the Oilers are nothing without power plays. Can't do fuck all even strength.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Tkachuk 2024 Tkachuk 2025 Tkachuk (Brady)2026 Go Sens Go!!!
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Happy Father's Day fellas.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
He's clutch.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Dear Oilers Nation, You start your back up. Get shelled... Now who do you start???
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
If you respect Donald Trump, I don't respect you.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
I feel like Musk and Doge were hired to find addresses of all illegal immigrants in the USA and hand the info over to ICE
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
The fact the police chiefs are on TV telling citizens they will hurt you or kill you is all you need to know that America is done.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
I can retire now but I better drop dead by Sunday lol
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahaha fair enough
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Be honest, how old are you and at what age do you see yourself retiring?
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Dear Canada, Remove Trumps invitation to the G7 meetings. Sincerely, The World.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Don't mind me, just over here watching the USA head into a civil war. It's almost like it was predicted.....
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Religion will be the thing that eventually destroys the human race. We are well on our way.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Their F JT mobiles ran on carbon tax rebates... lol
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
The fact that some Canadians want to join the shit show that is called the United States Of America just baffles me.... Fucking idiots is the only possible term for these kinda folks.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
That's me lol
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope so
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
Don't mind me, just over here watching Musk and Trump have an epic break up.
CaptainCoby (@captaincoby.bsky.social)
I often wonder why the Conservative Party would want to keep Pierre as the leader. He always has been a failure in all he does. You would be better off finding a leader who's actually tolerable