"Halleluja", bro. You are right on the money! 👍

A fucking mountain more

Yep

Based on an imaginary god raping someone else's wife so he could watch the murder of his only son?

Got that right. Nothing but a big baby man’s story.

It's a fairy tale. We were supposed to outgrow fairy tales.

My favorite part is where God makes "help-meets" for Adam and none of them were to his satisfaction, so God created Eve. So either Eve was created as a day laborer, or Adam had sex with all the animals.

Lol.

I am eternally grateful to my somewhat conservative dad who told me that the Bible was written by a bunch of old men. Very freeing. We were not a church going family and we all turned out quite well! 😁

Yeah, they lost me at talking birds, donkeys, snakes and bushes. I would love to know what they were lacing their weed with though. You know that sh*t is righteous.

Especially when you can have religions that interpret it in so many different ways

We should Dox the author

The bible quote "God of gods" acknowledges the fact that there are lesser gods. So in reference to other gods, we have to accept that god as well as other gods are some made-up bullshit by us alone.

Take it you don't do well with metaphor

Especially that crazy SECOND half, with all that “Forgiveness” crap in it. 💩

Come on dude. Gollum is brilliant! And the one about the two towers and the Uruks was good.

The moment you take you last breath in this world and we all will, you will find out how wrong you are, may the God of the Bible have mercy own you soul.

Exactly. They’re banning books that tell the truth about history and people’s lived experiences, while the one full of contradictions and violence stays untouched. The hypocrisy is wild.

And God determined.... That is a lie!!

Well maybe they need to censor the scenes where Lot’s daughters became pregnant with Moab and Ben-ami. That’s problematic to say the least. Between Ray Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451 and Huxley’s 1984, the times we are in have been foretold. So this is why I plead with all my soul, God please help us.

Problematic?

Donkey Klong

Nah. It’s the incest.

We are talking about Christians.

Yep. Only one dude had immaculate conception. For the rest of us it was the sloppy kind. Not every Christian is an uptight fundamentalist

Every Christian is a delusional human being.

I know highly intelligent people who believe that somehow the Big Bang just happened all by itself. My take? Universe works too well, and beautifully, to be cosmic accident. Who among us doesn’t use a narrative in attempt to make sense of this amazing, frightening and beautiful universe?

Do you murder what you refer to as love every Sunday, then eat the flesh and drink the blood in celebration of the murder of the one you feast upon? Christians do. And don’t question it. It’s evil. Blatant. Obvious. Not to the cult.

Yeah...this passage is not talked about enough in Sunday school and Bible study. 😂

That would be fun

It turned out to be problematic for them. They were destroyed in a horrific way for adopting foreign gods. The story is a metaphor - the prostitute sisters are a type for Israel who lusted after the power and riches of the Assyrians (represented by the outsized genitals).

Eh, i keep wondering if those that are called Christians today even bothered to study their beloved ancient book

“Christian” - “little Christs”; it’s taking on that name, hopefully not in vain. Understanding the Hebrew Bible with context and history isn’t necessary, but an enhancement.

That's OK. Most of the ones banning books have never actually read it.

i have read books about fertilizer that had less Bullshit in them.

Exactly 💯. It's been used as a tool against women from the beginning. It's about control and power for men.

Hey to be fair, when Christianity was born in the Roman Empire, it was either that or the Imperial Cult. They controlled women's sexuality way before Christianity, think about the Vestal Virgins and the Roman Pater Familias where his wife was his property

The Bible was created to keep stupid people in line and in a cult.

top three?

And has done more damage by an order of magnitude.

it does contain a great deal of impossible and offensive material. It is very useful though. and we already know they aren’t proper people that want the books banned to begin with.

Violent bullshit at that. And sex.

Wonton violence, pogroms, baby murders, incest, forced abortion, rape, warmongering, orgies, royal harem shennanigans, environmental terrorism, sex poetry, child abuse, animal porn, state sponsored torture...and that's just the first half!

2 big to read, so we smoke it.

I would say any religious text but fair enough

GUTLESS KUNT.

THAT DOES NOT MEAN, IF I CHOOSE, I CAN ONE STRIKE YOUR STUPID GUN TOTTIN SKULLFUKERY. .. I SEAR IF I SEE YOU, I WILL CUT U ONE STROIKE AND U WILL BLEED OUT AT MY FEET IN UNDER 1 MINUTE. . DIPSHT KUNT.

WHAT ARE U A LITTLE CHINESE MOTHERFUKER? WITH RUSSIAN COMMIE GARBAGE FAKE OVERTONES. A PEA BRAINED NO BODY THAT ONLY KNOW RUSSIAN FIGHTING. INTELLIGENCE ESCAPED YOU. I HAVE NOT EVER FOUGHT ANYONE, BECAUSE I AM NOT A STUPID KUNT.

YOU WANT A WAR. YEAH I KNOW U DO, LETS DANCE.

SAY IT AGAIN TO MY GOD FACE, U KUNT.

I AM GOD ON EARTH, WHAT DID U SAY? DIPSHIT KUNT?

100% correct and it’s NOT even close! More lies, more murder and death and horrific stories than ANY other book EVER written! Of EVER a book should be banned its that one! Not an ounce of truth in it and the cause of more wars and death than any other single cause in human history!!

Much more bullshit.

But the bull shit in it is the preferred bull shit of its thumpers.

Sex and murder.. incest… rape… It’s quite a read lol

Hallelujah!

Remember this when your spending eternity swimming laps in a lake of fire.

Fire is a gas - for your info one can't swim in it.

Pour gas in a swimming pool, light it and dive in, let me know how that works out for you…it’s a metaphoric term as hell is associated with heat and fire. Scalding hot water like in old faithful will melt your skin off without fire. You can try that out too.

(2/2)called bible. Which version FYI - there are 466 English versions alone and they do not all contain the same information so what makes you know better?

(1/2)Prove it! Fact is you can't prove God, Heaven or Hell exist anymore than I can prove they don't. So you no more right than I am, yet appear to think you are because you have a book

But you’re ok with with this assessment as fact. He has no proof it’s “bullshit” but you’re ok with his take because you believe the same. Reply to him the same as you did me.

(4/4)anything. Including my drugs theory but I know I am right on that. Even archaeology verifies traces of drugs in many finds from that era. Facts and science do matter.

You could everyone save a lot of time by simply saying “you don’t believe in the Bible” instead of writing an essay

FYI memes as responses are lame. If you have nothing of value to say then say nothing at all.

Never said I don't believe in the bible either. You making an assumption based on the fact that you have no real response to anything I said, as it can't be refuted. The bible is real it is a physical object that I can hold in my hands, doesn't mean I believe every word in it though.

I have no response because I don’t bother reading 4 reply replies. I could read the Bible faster then your long winded essays.

So basically you talking crap on social media. Good of you to let everyone know. Enjoy your little echo chamber.

(3/4)was God so mouthy back then - he was talking to everyone and everything under the sun yet for over 2000 years not a peep? If he does exist why are we not worthy when they were? Fact is mate too many variables and not enough proof of

(2/4)real mental illnesses that cause hallucinations, whose to say Moses wasn't tripping when he saw the burning bush. I don't need to reply to him - he is probably following the chat and will jump in if he has anything to say. Let me ask you why

(1/4)Well yeah I am. You know how much drugs they were doing back in the days when the bible was written. LSD, cocaine, hashish. They were literally making food with the stuff - hallucinations would have been off the charts. Not to mention

The world would be a better place without vermin like you. Get on that.

Hang on, helping some dude with an arc offload animals. He was telling me about some Virgin who pumped out a kid who can turn water to wine. This dudes epic.

Mocking God never works out. Just remember your posts when your day comes.👍

nah. If your god exists I will just explain how I objectively know better and am better than them. They will either adjust their behavior or prove me right by punishing me. Either I will conclusively prove god isn't benevolent and is a liar or god will change. I win either way.

Remember this when you're enduring the seven levels of hell for not being Muslim. Or when you're being tortured by Minos for not living according to Greek mythology. Or when you are in Naraka for not living according to the morals of Hinduism and Buddhism... etc. 🙄

We can just ask for forgiveness. Greatest loophole ever.

Yes but it only works if you truly mean it and believe it, faking it won’t work.

No solo es legal, es espiritual.

I see a lot of “pastors” faking it with churches full of people! 😂 and tons of money.

You aren’t wrong, there’s plenty of false prophets. The lake of fire and sulpher will be especially hot for them.

How do you know that? Prove it. PS... the Bible isn't proof.

I blocked that fool. Thee shalt not waste my time.

Again, all I can say is if you plan on mocking God then enjoy your swim.

Again, I say... Prove it... Or STFU. Please and thank you.

I'd say "Bookmark it", but we'll both be dead.

Not me

bro is going straight to jahannam lmao

And lots of erotic poetry.

The incestual Adam & Eve story they tell their kids is epic! Cloned from the rib, genetic twin sister Eve gets pregnant by her twin brother Adam. It goes downhill from there.

the events in the bible aren’t real events; they’re allegorical portrayals of moralism. the difference between spirituality and religion is that a religion believes biblical events represent historical events— whereas spirituality recognizes the metaphorical language & underlying ethical framework.

Gobbledygook!

You don't promote moral values or safety if your justice system believe that people are inherent sinners or are born criminals, it led to stigma and more crime. Labeling theory confirm it

The ethical framework of the Bible is divine judgment based on the Hammurabi Code and their main principle is that people are inherent sinners, but that is an outdated view and not empirically effective(just look at the war on drugs) because today's justice is rehabilitative and restorative

religion feeds solely on excess momentum from the struggle to balance empiricism and rationalism. that balance, in turn, becomes authority. the problematic belief is not that all people are inherent sinners, but that mankind is entitled to define sin, sinner, or universality in any context.

more than all of them put together

And, more violence and more sex. If the Bible was turned into a movie, it would be XXX