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This dwarf is digging a different kinda hole this time
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This dwarf is digging a different kinda hole this time
Jay Rosen (@jayrosen.bsky.social) reposted
"The top story of the moment is the one story that our most influential newsrooms won’t touch: That the United State has become an authoritarian state." — Dan Froomkin @froomkin.bsky.social presswatchers.org/2025/08/we-h...
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted
IMO many Americans don't even buy guns for personal protection or to defend themselves against a tyrannical government. They simply have a shopping addiction
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
This stinks of the us invading Venezuela
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolute saint thank you🙏
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
I need more of this where is it from?
August J. Pollak (@augustjpollak.bsky.social) reposted
I can’t believe doing nothing but in the most annoying way possible isn’t working www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
I love the cop on the side that cracked his fuckin head going to the ground and the rest of the video he is just writhing in pain it’s so fuckin funny dude
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
There only one question I ask myself constantly as I get older: why are men so aweful?
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
This is one of those images the longer you look the worse it gets
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
“We’re declaring martial law in dc”
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Enjoy it while you can 30 isn’t that far off for either of us 🫡
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
BROTHER SAME IT SUCKS
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait so the difference maker between species was we had drip? Best news ever
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Mine just an app that says “VPN super unlimited proxy” it’s free and lets me see the porn I want so it works
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s called deodorant
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
They used to call me that in college
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
The cleanest man in the world gets a little dirty
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
Is it antisemitic to be against this
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Oda gives women that most disrespectful looks but then gives them the most incredible stories so I feel like it balances out
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
How long till trump offers this guy asylum
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
New Yorks most normal crypto guy
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
I swear to fuck god dude I’m gonna start blaming dems more then I blame reps holy shit
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
My kid isn’t super big in a lot of games (outside Roblox/fortnite ofc) but I got him to play ocarina of time and he loved it. Still holds up for kids today surprisingly
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
Here’s hoping the president brakes that record
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
Demon behavior
Al Jazeera English (@aljazeera.com) reposted
Ben Cohen, cofounder of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, was removed from the Senate after confronting lawmakers over US support for Israel's military campaign in Gaza.
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
The pro life party is using a dead woman’s body as an incubator
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
Dems give me more reasons to Minecraft myself then republicans it’s so fucking crazy dude
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
We really can stop shooting ourselves in the foot huh?
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t watch basketball so the first image in my head was a group of wolves on the court and yeah that’d be cool
Ryan Marino, MD (@ryanmarino.bsky.social) reposted
The other day I was told a parent was “refusing” antibiotics for their septic child. When I asked them what their concerns were, it was because they had bad prior allergic reactions to antibiotics & also didn’t realize that time to start antibiotics made a difference. The parent helped hang the meds
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
I, in fact, do not love that that exists
Anne Applebaum (@anneapplebaum.bsky.social) reposted
Every book published in the United States is sent to the Library of Congress. Also, if you are under 16 you cannot use the reading room or order books.
Philip Bump (@pbump.com) reposted
Well, without an ankle monitor, what is to stop her from co-authoring another op-ed? 
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s easy when you hand pick the people in the room
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
That man will never lose a mayoral race the rest of his life
Big Apple, 3am (@bombsfall.bsky.social) reposted
I 100% would have used ChatGPT for homework when I was in school, because homework sucked ass. However, if I hadn't been forced to bullshit a lot of essays 15 minutes before class I wouldn't have learned that I enjoy writing. The moral is to destroy both ChatGPT and homework.
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Love the implication that you have to get hit by a car to get ahead as a normal person
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit I never would’ve thought that the ai overlords would be on our side
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sorry is this someone posting as the ai or is this the ai posting this directly??
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
I thought the stock market wasn’t a sign of how well the economy is doing
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
Idk why this has to be the funniest god damn thing to happen in dark times
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
“You need to lie about prices or your an evil Chinese spy”
Doctor Hellyeah (@magitekdad.bsky.social) reposted
You could waterboard me. You could hook me up to a car battery and rev the engine every ten seconds. You could whip my nutsack with a knotted rope. You could do all these things and I still would never, ever admit to owning something this embarrassing.
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
I have the same thought then I’m reminded I’d have to be around lawyers all day and that just sounds aweful
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
Hey, publically calling for due process as a natural born citizen, please try
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Love the guy on the side just hanging on for dear life
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
The sad part is that he might be right
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
You missed quite a bit, quick recap: RUN
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
No they’re right on this one
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Unless that book is One Piece, then make it your entire moral bedrock
Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted
I had legit completely forgotten this.
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
I think the best part of this whole signal crisis is that this is 100% something every teenager has been involved in at some point and then they learn not to do that as teenagers and these guys are dumber then that
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Shut the fuck up
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Cool we're North Korea now
Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted
One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the richest man in the world threatened criminal prosecution to the institute of peace in the movie everyone would say that it’s too on the nose
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
Well, now that I’ve caught up to the One Piece dub ill now live in fear of any and all spoilers
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
Look at what the Dems have done to George Takei, show them this and they might actually fall in line
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Woah this is so poetic, I don’t know if anyone has told you this but you should try writing some songs
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
I’ve done the most single/unemployed action a person can take: I’ve watched 1000 episodes of one piece
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t let Dem establishment see this, this will be in everyone of their funding emails if they do
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
It should have been “5 things democrats did this week: elons mom, trumps mom, rfks mom, jd Vance’s mom, and your mom specifically you reading this”
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
The people around you must be freaking the fuck out
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
History books in 2060: so the richest most powerful country in the history of the world, the United States of America, was completely devastated and eventually dissolved, due to this image
Emily Darling (@radicaldreamer.bsky.social) reposted
more like valentine's gay
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
The moment the world went to shit was when people went from “(google info) YouTube” to “(google info) Reddit”
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
And she starts dating Kendrick?
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Holt shit your right, it just looks so much like the house
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Did you specially put on family guy funny moments for this or is that just natty?
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Legitimately if dems want a famous turn president situation he’s the guy, but most likely it’ll just be Hillary
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
Fuck that climate denying stupid ass groundhog, he’s just doing this cuz he’ll never be as loved and adored as the hedgehog
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
Just realized how aweful it is to say “no one man should have all that power” in a post Kanye world
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s why you know they haven’t shown up cause you know someone would’ve shot and killed it and made a taxidermy of it by now
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
The dems are the one that’ll crucify you for being mean to an old man like that
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
I’m finally doing the most single unemployed action a person can take: I’m watching One Piece
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
I gotta make sure the ai that takes my job at least can do it well so I’ll drop my life savings on this, Jon bois fans UNITE!!!
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Jokes on you, I paid my fortune teller $7 and they told me to watch out for comically suspended pianos in the wild and now with this info I’m basically invulnerable
birthday boy terrorist (@pussy.meangirls.online) reposted
women. let’s hear it for women folks
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
Glad to see America isn’t alone in not being able to get rid of their asshats
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
It was a brave choice to drop this news today
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel like most live content is just a natural evolution of the classic sitcom: usually a cast of familiar characters, usually 1 specific goal per ep/stream, all problems that arise are solved by the end, celebrity guests where the novelty is “check out this big name person here, crazy right?”
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
Men’s yogurt flavors: metal shavings, gasoline, wood chips
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
I CANT HAVE ANYTHING COME ON I JUST WANTED HIS EAR GONE WAS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
My grandfather is going out to watch the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight, and god a world where a 70ish year old even slightly knows who Jake Paul is is just the absolute worst time line
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude he literally had a worm in his brain it’s so joever
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent
收到您的消息,Bigass 特工,我们正在为您的到来订购照烧捞面
CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)
God going from x to THIS is like night a day, god bless this app and the internet