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CaptDumplin

@captdumplin.bsky.social

Writer/Editor Extraordinaire-He/Him-BTS FTW-just a warrior for the Woke mind virus

created August 24, 2023

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Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

This dwarf is digging a different kinda hole this time

30/8/2025, 1:42:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Rosen (@jayrosen.bsky.social) reposted

"The top story of the moment is the one story that our most influential newsrooms won’t touch: That the United State has become an authoritarian state." — Dan Froomkin @froomkin.bsky.social presswatchers.org/2025/08/we-h...

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27/8/2025, 9:28:55 AM | 3568 1441 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

27/8/2025, 6:42:38 PM | 20689 6755 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

IMO many Americans don't even buy guns for personal protection or to defend themselves against a tyrannical government. They simply have a shopping addiction

A family outside their home. Their deck is loaded with guns. A man in his living room. His living room is full of guns. There's also a big safe labeled A man outside his home. The walkway into his home is full of guns. A woman outside her garage. The front of her home is full of guns, some laid out in a star formation.
27/8/2025, 10:34:46 PM | 16530 2530 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

This stinks of the us invading Venezuela

27/8/2025, 2:51:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

26/8/2025, 11:41:55 PM | 45973 11615 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolute saint thank you🙏

25/8/2025, 1:19:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

I need more of this where is it from?

24/8/2025, 10:01:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture August J. Pollak (@augustjpollak.bsky.social) reposted

I can’t believe doing nothing but in the most annoying way possible isn’t working www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

22/8/2025, 11:19:19 PM | 4916 1098 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

I love the cop on the side that cracked his fuckin head going to the ground and the rest of the video he is just writhing in pain it’s so fuckin funny dude

17/8/2025, 9:27:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

There only one question I ask myself constantly as I get older: why are men so aweful?

15/8/2025, 9:28:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

This is one of those images the longer you look the worse it gets

13/8/2025, 3:51:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

“We’re declaring martial law in dc”

11/8/2025, 6:10:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.

11/8/2025, 3:04:35 AM | 3210 366 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Enjoy it while you can 30 isn’t that far off for either of us 🫡

9/8/2025, 9:24:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

BROTHER SAME IT SUCKS

9/8/2025, 9:16:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
7/8/2025, 8:00:20 PM | 32669 5731 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait so the difference maker between species was we had drip? Best news ever

6/8/2025, 8:58:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Mine just an app that says “VPN super unlimited proxy” it’s free and lets me see the porn I want so it works

6/8/2025, 8:36:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s called deodorant

1/8/2025, 3:26:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

They used to call me that in college

19/7/2025, 10:44:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

The cleanest man in the world gets a little dirty

16/7/2025, 10:08:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

Is it antisemitic to be against this

27/6/2025, 1:26:20 PM | 2154 394 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Oda gives women that most disrespectful looks but then gives them the most incredible stories so I feel like it balances out

7/6/2025, 3:23:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

How long till trump offers this guy asylum

3/6/2025, 4:30:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

New Yorks most normal crypto guy

26/5/2025, 1:59:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

I swear to fuck god dude I’m gonna start blaming dems more then I blame reps holy shit

22/5/2025, 12:56:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

My kid isn’t super big in a lot of games (outside Roblox/fortnite ofc) but I got him to play ocarina of time and he loved it. Still holds up for kids today surprisingly

20/5/2025, 8:05:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

Here’s hoping the president brakes that record

19/5/2025, 7:13:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

Demon behavior

16/5/2025, 4:35:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Al Jazeera English (@aljazeera.com) reposted

Ben Cohen, cofounder of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, was removed from the Senate after confronting lawmakers over US support for Israel's military campaign in Gaza.

15/5/2025, 7:04:29 AM | 938 329 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

The pro life party is using a dead woman’s body as an incubator

15/5/2025, 12:05:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

Dems give me more reasons to Minecraft myself then republicans it’s so fucking crazy dude

15/5/2025, 12:02:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

We really can stop shooting ourselves in the foot huh?

13/5/2025, 7:58:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t watch basketball so the first image in my head was a group of wolves on the court and yeah that’d be cool

13/5/2025, 4:33:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Marino, MD (@ryanmarino.bsky.social) reposted

The other day I was told a parent was “refusing” antibiotics for their septic child. When I asked them what their concerns were, it was because they had bad prior allergic reactions to antibiotics & also didn’t realize that time to start antibiotics made a difference. The parent helped hang the meds

11/5/2025, 10:01:30 PM | 278 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

I, in fact, do not love that that exists

11/5/2025, 9:47:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anne Applebaum (@anneapplebaum.bsky.social) reposted

Every book published in the United States is sent to the Library of Congress. Also, if you are under 16 you cannot use the reading room or order books.

9/5/2025, 10:15:08 PM | 14776 4937 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Philip Bump (@pbump.com) reposted

Well, without an ankle monitor, what is to stop her from co-authoring another op-ed? 

9/5/2025, 11:38:31 PM | 4891 738 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s easy when you hand pick the people in the room

9/5/2025, 8:00:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

That man will never lose a mayoral race the rest of his life

9/5/2025, 7:58:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Big Apple, 3am (@bombsfall.bsky.social) reposted

I 100% would have used ChatGPT for homework when I was in school, because homework sucked ass. However, if I hadn't been forced to bullshit a lot of essays 15 minutes before class I wouldn't have learned that I enjoy writing. The moral is to destroy both ChatGPT and homework.

7/5/2025, 9:42:38 PM | 14674 1920 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Love the implication that you have to get hit by a car to get ahead as a normal person

4/5/2025, 3:21:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit I never would’ve thought that the ai overlords would be on our side

2/5/2025, 2:46:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sorry is this someone posting as the ai or is this the ai posting this directly??

1/5/2025, 8:02:25 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

April 28, 2025: Migrants are making SOS signs out of their bodies so drones can see them at our country's concentration camps.

A drone view of detainees forming the letters SOS with their bodies in the courtyard at the Bluebonnet Detention Facility, where Venezuelans at the center of a U.S. Supreme Court ruling are held, in Anson, Texas, U.S. April 28, 2025. REUTERS/Paul Ratje
30/4/2025, 7:08:14 PM | 42772 14831 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

I thought the stock market wasn’t a sign of how well the economy is doing

30/4/2025, 3:54:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

Idk why this has to be the funniest god damn thing to happen in dark times

30/4/2025, 1:31:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

“You need to lie about prices or your an evil Chinese spy”

29/4/2025, 3:11:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Doctor Hellyeah (@magitekdad.bsky.social) reposted

You could waterboard me. You could hook me up to a car battery and rev the engine every ten seconds. You could whip my nutsack with a knotted rope. You could do all these things and I still would never, ever admit to owning something this embarrassing.

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29/4/2025, 12:33:12 PM | 76 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

I have the same thought then I’m reminded I’d have to be around lawyers all day and that just sounds aweful

28/4/2025, 8:01:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

Hey, publically calling for due process as a natural born citizen, please try

17/4/2025, 4:46:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

12/4/2025, 3:06:36 AM | 15125 4157 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Love the guy on the side just hanging on for dear life

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6/4/2025, 3:32:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

The sad part is that he might be right

3/4/2025, 2:50:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

You missed quite a bit, quick recap: RUN

1/4/2025, 3:58:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

No they’re right on this one

28/3/2025, 7:58:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Unless that book is One Piece, then make it your entire moral bedrock

26/3/2025, 8:04:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes.bsky.social) reposted

I had legit completely forgotten this.

25/3/2025, 11:37:23 PM | 43187 13243 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

I think the best part of this whole signal crisis is that this is 100% something every teenager has been involved in at some point and then they learn not to do that as teenagers and these guys are dumber then that

26/3/2025, 7:56:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Shut the fuck up

25/3/2025, 11:30:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

Cool we're North Korea now

19/3/2025, 6:42:14 PM | 5946 1256 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Punish the Villains (@internethippo.bsky.social) reposted

One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law

20/3/2025, 12:21:58 AM | 40086 6657 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Is the richest man in the world threatened criminal prosecution to the institute of peace in the movie everyone would say that it’s too on the nose

19/3/2025, 2:12:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

Well, now that I’ve caught up to the One Piece dub ill now live in fear of any and all spoilers

16/3/2025, 8:50:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

Look at what the Dems have done to George Takei, show them this and they might actually fall in line

14/3/2025, 10:13:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Woah this is so poetic, I don’t know if anyone has told you this but you should try writing some songs

9/3/2025, 10:08:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

I’ve done the most single/unemployed action a person can take: I’ve watched 1000 episodes of one piece

8/3/2025, 4:05:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t let Dem establishment see this, this will be in everyone of their funding emails if they do

6/3/2025, 4:15:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

It should have been “5 things democrats did this week: elons mom, trumps mom, rfks mom, jd Vance’s mom, and your mom specifically you reading this”

3/3/2025, 2:44:46 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

The people around you must be freaking the fuck out

22/2/2025, 6:24:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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History books in 2060: so the richest most powerful country in the history of the world, the United States of America, was completely devastated and eventually dissolved, due to this image

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15/2/2025, 5:49:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Emily Darling (@radicaldreamer.bsky.social) reposted

more like valentine's gay

14/2/2025, 1:55:06 PM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The moment the world went to shit was when people went from “(google info) YouTube” to “(google info) Reddit”

10/2/2025, 3:45:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And she starts dating Kendrick?

10/2/2025, 2:47:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Holt shit your right, it just looks so much like the house

7/2/2025, 4:10:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you specially put on family guy funny moments for this or is that just natty?

7/2/2025, 4:07:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Legitimately if dems want a famous turn president situation he’s the guy, but most likely it’ll just be Hillary

7/2/2025, 4:05:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social)

Fuck that climate denying stupid ass groundhog, he’s just doing this cuz he’ll never be as loved and adored as the hedgehog

2/2/2025, 5:36:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just realized how aweful it is to say “no one man should have all that power” in a post Kanye world

27/1/2025, 4:46:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s why you know they haven’t shown up cause you know someone would’ve shot and killed it and made a taxidermy of it by now

24/1/2025, 4:16:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The dems are the one that’ll crucify you for being mean to an old man like that

16/1/2025, 4:55:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How it feels to think good things should happen

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9/1/2025, 6:39:36 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m finally doing the most single unemployed action a person can take: I’m watching One Piece

5/1/2025, 7:04:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy shit what is this in Andy’s room???

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31/12/2024, 6:47:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I gotta make sure the ai that takes my job at least can do it well so I’ll drop my life savings on this, Jon bois fans UNITE!!!

28/12/2024, 8:22:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When a group of pelicans start a relationship together

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24/12/2024, 8:26:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Real happy these kinds of posts didn’t die with twitter

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23/12/2024, 6:23:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CaptDumplin (@captdumplin.bsky.social) reply parent

Jokes on you, I paid my fortune teller $7 and they told me to watch out for comically suspended pianos in the wild and now with this info I’m basically invulnerable

19/12/2024, 10:44:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture birthday boy terrorist (@pussy.meangirls.online) reposted

women. let’s hear it for women folks

16/12/2024, 4:05:25 AM | 297 56 | View on Bluesky | view

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Live your life so no one sees the steps your about to make

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8/12/2024, 1:37:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glad to see America isn’t alone in not being able to get rid of their asshats

7/12/2024, 6:29:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was a brave choice to drop this news today

5/12/2024, 3:23:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like most live content is just a natural evolution of the classic sitcom: usually a cast of familiar characters, usually 1 specific goal per ep/stream, all problems that arise are solved by the end, celebrity guests where the novelty is “check out this big name person here, crazy right?”

29/11/2024, 4:26:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Men’s yogurt flavors: metal shavings, gasoline, wood chips

24/11/2024, 5:59:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I CANT HAVE ANYTHING COME ON I JUST WANTED HIS EAR GONE WAS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK

16/11/2024, 5:50:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My grandfather is going out to watch the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight, and god a world where a 70ish year old even slightly knows who Jake Paul is is just the absolute worst time line

16/11/2024, 1:09:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude he literally had a worm in his brain it’s so joever

14/11/2024, 9:08:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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收到您的消息,Bigass 特工,我们正在为您的到来订购照烧捞面

12/11/2024, 2:09:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God going from x to THIS is like night a day, god bless this app and the internet

11/11/2024, 2:57:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view