Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. #FirstDoEvil
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Yes. #FirstDoEvil
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Lord. Have. Mercy.
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oh
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
He knew. They all knew. He knows. They all know.
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Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, he’s lying. He even includes on his cute little lists 2 Reagan judges who've ruled against Trump. A few more names he left out: GWB: Laplante & Bates Trump: Nichols & Leon & Gallagher There are, & will be, more. Big picture: Trump's lost at almost the same rate in front of D & R appointees.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Such niceties as "constitutional authority" do not obtain. He can & will do whatever he wants to.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
... usually pantslessly
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#LHU
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
People ask me why I have 2 identical ukuleles.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, just as no one has ever stopped downing pirozhki after one pirozhok.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
La plume de ma tante!
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
And even if it were, this guy seems pretty sure only homosexuals have sex.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Also Netflix didn't (and wouldn't) give anything to anybody. The dough dropped on Newsom's project came from [checks notes] an individual. Thanks Reed Hastings!
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
wait *every* morning?
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Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin would be boxed in, Modi would be on our team. Xi would be unsure ... still watching and waiting, but unsure.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
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Staff not even trying anymore.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
It's pathological. Sure, re-inventing ourselves is in the American DNA, but this guy evidently needed to re-*identify* himself 3 or 4 times over to get to a usable persona. He's a lying cynical shapeshifter.
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Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
One feels for all his dependents bereft of their sustenance.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes literally. Wisdom of Insecurity #AlanWatts
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, we're ready to deal with President Johnson.
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at first I thinks to myself I thinks man he's really rockin the iambic tetrameter this time whew
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Body doubles all.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, President Governor Newsom!
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
BS. Not enough dough.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Do *not* forget the Motor City.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
He will be missed. #not
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody likes him. He is not a MAGA princeling; he has no base & he certainly doesn't have The Base. He's a fully-owned subsidiary of Musk & Thiel, & while Trumpublican elites may be impressed by the $$ & its influence, alas there are no Vancepublicans.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
He hasn't even finished his on-the-job training to be "JD Vance."
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm seeing someone lying in state in the Capitol Rotunda and the elevation to a higher office of a beardy eyelinered couchporking dolphin-porn enthusiast ...
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
el oh el x 1,000,000
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Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds Satanic. #Is
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Ship:sailed.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, even in one of his Cabinet meetings? There are some pretty dumb individuals in *that* room.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Why it'll practically write itself. Will pre-order.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
"Yes sir, I am fully checked out on Glad ForceFlex bags, ALL SIZES SIR YES SIR!"
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, we can handle the shapeshifting couchfucker, no problem.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Rank-and-file NG troops are NOT highly-trained, experienced, battle-tested warriors. They are NOT prepared to fire on unarmed American citizens, & they certainly aren't prepared to deal with return fire. War in the streets is just what Trump needs to suspend elections; the NG is cannon fodder.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
What's the opposite of that? I mean, counting primaries and generals, I voted for her 9 times, but hey:
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, who now? And uh, who now? Finally, who now?
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
All the kids are doing it, *and* it's in all the papers.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
"Be best, childrens and teachers! The SkyNet friends they are loving you! Give them hug and accelerate innovation in the field!"
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Don't know about the 1st part, but the 2nd part is absolute bullshit. We elected & re-elected him Lieutenant Governor, elected and re-elected him Governor, and beat back a recall. We love GCN, and we dig the hell out of what he's doing now.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Real President Stephen Miller MUST be obeyed.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
same
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lef... "They are best remembered for their two U.S. hit singles, "Walk Away Renée" and "Pretty Ballerina"
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Stephen Miller must slake his thirst.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, y'know what they say: If you gotta explain it, it isn't much of a joke. Here's the deal: I will list here the reasons I think Trump is a genius: 1. 2. 3. Note that I didn't list any reasons. She didn't list any either, hence her punchline: "Hey, there are none." Nerdy? Sure, but kinda cute.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
And today's white Christian nationalism.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah, u missed it. Rather, u missed "none" of it. S'OK, sarcasm often hard to get around here. But please keep on raising that hell!
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
BlueMAGA squawking in copypasta harmony: "French Laundry! His podcasts! His son! He's a transphobe! HAIR GEL!" [LOL: "angry inch worms"]
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
... and whew those trombones! #TrickySamNanton #JuanTizol #LawrenceBrown
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
It was. TLJ's deadpan comedy chops! Audiences ROFL.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
I got a ho-hum mailer from MAGAworld, & I got a very slick mailer twice as big and 4 times as full of lies and BS & from "Project Voters First," a Charles Munger Jr. outfit. It purports to have support from LWV, Common Cause, Dem. Assemblyman Alex Lee et al. It doesn't. tinyurl.com/mw2k6b75
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Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Nous sommes tous Randy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlea...
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
That one where the deranged & paranoid doctor killed his wife and kept jabbering to everybody about how some one-armed dude really did it and how some evil cop was following him all around the country trying to nail him. Hilarious!
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
MAGA: This are wut we voted for.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. Long-range strategizing at this point is a waste of time and energy and $$. Too many unknowns. Even 2026 is a political eternity away, but the general outlines of the battles to be fought are forming; it's not too early to get ready right NOW.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Same. Also, let's do consider what she & Jeff considered to be "appropriate."
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
"Do you think Donald Trump is a great President or the *greatest* President?"
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"And I was a sweet little lady."
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Gimme 2! Will happily overpay.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
"And he never saw me do anything inappropriate either."
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Many of us will hear a different voice: "Have you any of the elusive spondulicks on you?" #MyLittleChickadee
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
These go into the copycataloging backlog. #SorryAuthors
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
whew that's v. good thanks 1,000,000
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
All human beings are more or less evil. You want saints? You're not going to get any. Snap out of it.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
same
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
More endlessly regurgitated leftard copypasta bullshit. MAGA has no monopoly on this behavior. Go away.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no, don't tell me "Opinion Contributor" LeBron Hill is against this thing! We don't stand a chance!
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Ditto.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
And those self-identified "progressives" (Alex Lee et al) & masochistic Dems & Trump enablers like the current leadership of @cacommoncause.bsky.social all self-righteously ululating about this democracy-*saving* measure while the nation sinks into one-party autocracy are delusional fools.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
And throw Darius Kemp and @cacommoncause.bsky.social into that mix. Their bullshit "We can't afford to put our state's democracy on the line" when our *country's* democracy is being dismantled is pathetic.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Many J6ers now in ICE do have jailhouse-lawyer experience.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
And Kimberly was not yet a scary freak.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
She isn't even as smart as that other one, and that one was way dumb.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, it's my new mission: #GavinNewsom
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Fact check: Accurate.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
"OK like way back in history U.S. Mericans had us some slaves & it was fer shure a horble aspect, but you can't talk about it unless you do the focus on the hope and what about all the progress and such like?"
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Camo-ed props.
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This is the best time to #InfiltrateICE.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
markup > ** #niiiice
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
If so, bad try. Vova's just laughing at him, and anyway it only calls to mind this one:
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. Also, it's right there in the name.
Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, where are all the old white hippies?