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Carless Castenada

@carlesscastenada.bsky.social

Pedestrian, reprobate, vet, observatologist, casuist, cryptid, serial cataloger & digital object maestro emeritus. Will follow librarians, library paraprofessionals, vets. Will block MAGA & BlueMAGA.

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. #FirstDoEvil

4/9/2025, 1:53:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Lord. Have. Mercy.

4/9/2025, 12:37:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/atru...

4/9/2025, 12:29:22 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

oh

4/9/2025, 12:24:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

He knew. They all knew. He knows. They all know.

3/9/2025, 8:34:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 8:32:04 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, he’s lying. He even includes on his cute little lists 2 Reagan judges who've ruled against Trump. A few more names he left out: GWB: Laplante & Bates Trump: Nichols & Leon & Gallagher There are, & will be, more. Big picture: Trump's lost at almost the same rate in front of D & R appointees.

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3/9/2025, 8:18:50 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Such niceties as "constitutional authority" do not obtain. He can & will do whatever he wants to.

2/9/2025, 11:52:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

... usually pantslessly

2/9/2025, 11:23:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 7:40:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

#LHU

2/9/2025, 6:36:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

People ask me why I have 2 identical ukuleles.

2/9/2025, 4:32:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, just as no one has ever stopped downing pirozhki after one pirozhok.

2/9/2025, 4:27:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

La plume de ma tante!

2/9/2025, 4:13:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

And even if it were, this guy seems pretty sure only homosexuals have sex.

2/9/2025, 4:11:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

*Ken

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2/9/2025, 2:16:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Also Netflix didn't (and wouldn't) give anything to anybody. The dough dropped on Newsom's project came from [checks notes] an individual. Thanks Reed Hastings!

1/9/2025, 10:35:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

wait *every* morning?

1/9/2025, 10:14:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:01:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin would be boxed in, Modi would be on our team. Xi would be unsure ... still watching and waiting, but unsure.

1/9/2025, 9:53:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:09:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Staff not even trying anymore.

1/9/2025, 5:24:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

It's pathological. Sure, re-inventing ourselves is in the American DNA, but this guy evidently needed to re-*identify* himself 3 or 4 times over to get to a usable persona. He's a lying cynical shapeshifter.

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1/9/2025, 2:05:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:58:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

One feels for all his dependents bereft of their sustenance.

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31/8/2025, 1:54:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Sometimes literally. Wisdom of Insecurity #AlanWatts

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30/8/2025, 9:38:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, we're ready to deal with President Johnson.

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30/8/2025, 9:33:55 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 9:20:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

at first I thinks to myself I thinks man he's really rockin the iambic tetrameter this time whew

30/8/2025, 9:16:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Body doubles all.

30/8/2025, 9:12:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, President Governor Newsom!

30/8/2025, 9:11:36 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

BS. Not enough dough.

30/8/2025, 9:10:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 9:03:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Do *not* forget the Motor City.

30/8/2025, 9:00:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

He will be missed. #not

30/8/2025, 2:55:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Nobody likes him. He is not a MAGA princeling; he has no base & he certainly doesn't have The Base. He's a fully-owned subsidiary of Musk & Thiel, & while Trumpublican elites may be impressed by the $$ & its influence, alas there are no Vancepublicans.

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29/8/2025, 11:23:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 6:41:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He hasn't even finished his on-the-job training to be "JD Vance."

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28/8/2025, 11:46:17 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm seeing someone lying in state in the Capitol Rotunda and the elevation to a higher office of a beardy eyelinered couchporking dolphin-porn enthusiast ...

28/8/2025, 7:20:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

el oh el x 1,000,000

28/8/2025, 5:13:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 12:49:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds Satanic. #Is

28/8/2025, 12:47:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Ship:sailed.

27/8/2025, 4:03:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, even in one of his Cabinet meetings? There are some pretty dumb individuals in *that* room.

27/8/2025, 3:32:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Why it'll practically write itself. Will pre-order.

27/8/2025, 2:53:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

"Yes sir, I am fully checked out on Glad ForceFlex bags, ALL SIZES SIR YES SIR!"

27/8/2025, 2:04:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, we can handle the shapeshifting couchfucker, no problem.

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27/8/2025, 1:59:41 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Rank-and-file NG troops are NOT highly-trained, experienced, battle-tested warriors. They are NOT prepared to fire on unarmed American citizens, & they certainly aren't prepared to deal with return fire. War in the streets is just what Trump needs to suspend elections; the NG is cannon fodder.

27/8/2025, 1:37:00 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the opposite of that? I mean, counting primaries and generals, I voted for her 9 times, but hey:

27/8/2025, 12:51:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, who now? And uh, who now? Finally, who now?

26/8/2025, 5:46:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

All the kids are doing it, *and* it's in all the papers.

26/8/2025, 5:36:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

"Be best, childrens and teachers! The SkyNet friends they are loving you! Give them hug and accelerate innovation in the field!"

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26/8/2025, 2:44:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:41:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't know about the 1st part, but the 2nd part is absolute bullshit. We elected & re-elected him Lieutenant Governor, elected and re-elected him Governor, and beat back a recall. We love GCN, and we dig the hell out of what he's doing now.

25/8/2025, 11:00:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Real President Stephen Miller MUST be obeyed.

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25/8/2025, 10:43:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

same

25/8/2025, 10:34:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lef... "They are best remembered for their two U.S. hit singles, "Walk Away Renée" and "Pretty Ballerina"

25/8/2025, 9:15:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

mmmmm ... glasses ...

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25/8/2025, 9:11:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Stephen Miller must slake his thirst.

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25/8/2025, 3:33:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, y'know what they say: If you gotta explain it, it isn't much of a joke. Here's the deal: I will list here the reasons I think Trump is a genius: 1. 2. 3. Note that I didn't list any reasons. She didn't list any either, hence her punchline: "Hey, there are none." Nerdy? Sure, but kinda cute.

25/8/2025, 1:38:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

And today's white Christian nationalism.

24/8/2025, 10:28:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah, u missed it. Rather, u missed "none" of it. S'OK, sarcasm often hard to get around here. But please keep on raising that hell!

24/8/2025, 10:26:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

BlueMAGA squawking in copypasta harmony: "French Laundry! His podcasts! His son! He's a transphobe! HAIR GEL!" [LOL: "angry inch worms"]

24/8/2025, 5:20:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

... and whew those trombones! #TrickySamNanton #JuanTizol #LawrenceBrown

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24/8/2025, 5:07:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

It was. TLJ's deadpan comedy chops! Audiences ROFL.

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24/8/2025, 2:02:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

I got a ho-hum mailer from MAGAworld, & I got a very slick mailer twice as big and 4 times as full of lies and BS & from "Project Voters First," a Charles Munger Jr. outfit. It purports to have support from LWV, Common Cause, Dem. Assemblyman Alex Lee et al. It doesn't. tinyurl.com/mw2k6b75

23/8/2025, 11:53:12 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 10:54:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nous sommes tous Randy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlea...

23/8/2025, 10:52:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

That one where the deranged & paranoid doctor killed his wife and kept jabbering to everybody about how some one-armed dude really did it and how some evil cop was following him all around the country trying to nail him. Hilarious!

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23/8/2025, 10:47:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

MAGA: This are wut we voted for.

23/8/2025, 12:35:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. Long-range strategizing at this point is a waste of time and energy and $$. Too many unknowns. Even 2026 is a political eternity away, but the general outlines of the battles to be fought are forming; it's not too early to get ready right NOW.

23/8/2025, 12:34:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Same. Also, let's do consider what she & Jeff considered to be "appropriate."

23/8/2025, 12:14:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Do you think Donald Trump is a great President or the *greatest* President?"

22/8/2025, 11:05:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"And I was a sweet little lady."

22/8/2025, 11:03:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 11:00:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gimme 2! Will happily overpay.

22/8/2025, 10:56:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"And he never saw me do anything inappropriate either."

22/8/2025, 10:53:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many of us will hear a different voice: "Have you any of the elusive spondulicks on you?" #MyLittleChickadee

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22/8/2025, 10:47:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These go into the copycataloging backlog. #SorryAuthors

22/8/2025, 6:52:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

whew that's v. good thanks 1,000,000

22/8/2025, 12:34:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

All human beings are more or less evil. You want saints? You're not going to get any. Snap out of it.

22/8/2025, 12:31:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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same

22/8/2025, 12:24:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 12:13:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

More endlessly regurgitated leftard copypasta bullshit. MAGA has no monopoly on this behavior. Go away.

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22/8/2025, 12:12:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no, don't tell me "Opinion Contributor" LeBron Hill is against this thing! We don't stand a chance!

22/8/2025, 12:07:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Ditto.

22/8/2025, 12:05:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And those self-identified "progressives" (Alex Lee et al) & masochistic Dems & Trump enablers like the current leadership of @cacommoncause.bsky.social‬ all self-righteously ululating about this democracy-*saving* measure while the nation sinks into one-party autocracy are delusional fools.

22/8/2025, 12:01:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

And throw Darius Kemp and @cacommoncause.bsky.social into that mix. Their bullshit "We can't afford to put our state's democracy on the line" when our *country's* democracy is being dismantled is pathetic.‬

21/8/2025, 11:44:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Many J6ers now in ICE do have jailhouse-lawyer experience.

21/8/2025, 10:25:38 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

And Kimberly was not yet a scary freak.

gavin's mistake
21/8/2025, 10:22:37 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

She isn't even as smart as that other one, and that one was way dumb.

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21/8/2025, 10:12:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sorry, it's my new mission: #GavinNewsom

21/8/2025, 10:08:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Fact check: Accurate.

21/8/2025, 10:05:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

"OK like way back in history U.S. Mericans had us some slaves & it was fer shure a horble aspect, but you can't talk about it unless you do the focus on the hope and what about all the progress and such like?"

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21/8/2025, 9:59:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Camo-ed props.

21/8/2025, 9:21:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the best time to #InfiltrateICE.

20/8/2025, 10:52:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

markup > ** #niiiice

20/8/2025, 10:16:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

If so, bad try. Vova's just laughing at him, and anyway it only calls to mind this one:

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20/8/2025, 10:01:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carless Castenada (@carlesscastenada.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. Also, it's right there in the name.

20/8/2025, 9:32:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, where are all the old white hippies?

20/8/2025, 7:12:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view