ceej (@ceej.online) reposted
JD Vance must immediately produce evidence that President Trump is still alive! True MAGA patriots will never accept the #vancecoup! Please like and share to send a message to the RINOs in Washington: no Vance coup!
Just doing normal ass things
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view profile on Bluesky ceej (@ceej.online) reposted
JD Vance must immediately produce evidence that President Trump is still alive! True MAGA patriots will never accept the #vancecoup! Please like and share to send a message to the RINOs in Washington: no Vance coup!
Nothings Monstered (@nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social) reposted
1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago
Ernest Penfold (@penfoldsfiv.bsky.social) reposted
see, this is an example of something that actually will make Trump and conservatives mad, actually standing with people who are being targeted by fascists. not something stupid like posting AI slop and calling Trump a gay mango on twitter.
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
I dunno let me try: Gavin Newsom once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, he’d have done it faster but for 14 of those minutes he was throwing away the possessions of a homeless person
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
….is this the Smoothie King in Wexford?
Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith.com) reposted
Say what you will about Gavin Newsom, but he’s a fighter, whether that’s against Trump, trans children, or his own constituents with nowhere to live.
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean if you’re actually fighting them, yeah. When someone tweets “Dems please do something.” and the response is “SAY IT ABOUT THE REPUBLICANS!” then are you really fighting a fascist where they live..?
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s all wasted energy. There’s no question that the Republicans are awful, but they’re never going to change. It’s noise for noise’s sake. At least you can hope that the Democrats might do *something* if you light a fire under them.
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
What exactly do you expect will happen if you go after Republicans?
Steven Beschloss (@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social) reposted
Every Democratic member of Congress should be in the streets of DC saying this dangerous authoritarian escalation must stop. Do they not grasp what’s going on here?
Burrowcrat (@burrowcrat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Zohran set the standard for how elected democrats should be reacting
Kate Ross (@kateross.bsky.social) reposted
Historian suggests fighting a wildfire with a back burn.
Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted
The point of journalism is to tell people the truth! If the population and political leaders are panicking about something that isn't happening, your job as a reporter is to loudly debunk it — not plead with the other party to join the panic.
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social)
New York better appreciate what a gift they have in this man.
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
You could’ve stopped that sentence after 12 words.
jenny_tightpants🪑 (@jtp.bsky.social) reposted
if sandwiches are weapons i invoke 2A
cait (and adonis) (@cait.bsky.social) reposted
it's hard to explain how much impact a big tough-looking guy acting calm and normal can have on a situation in general. my husband is the same way. this is what "the left" should be pursuing and encouraging, not searching for some sort of Leftist Andrew Tate
Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
I genuinely think the electorate will be put off by his voice if he’s the nominee.
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social)
Really well done.
Cait (@caitesq.bsky.social) reposted
I once got a phone call from someone who yelled at me about how I wasn’t letting him see his kids. When I could get a word in, I said, “I think you have the wrong number,” and he said, “I don’t give a fuck what you think”
Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted
Our young philosopher king bringing more pure clarity and passion to this issue than years of “immigration issue” discussion by political leaders. And he can also make you laugh. So on target, consistently. 🎯
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social)
This is my new favorite joke.
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social)
We stay remembering
Cohen is a Ghost (@skullmandible.bsky.social) reposted
this guy's got the juice man
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
Warby Parker erasure
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
Watch this balding unc fuck up some dudes on his lunchbreak, forearm shiver to make space and hit one foot Kobe fallaways while wearing a tucked in polo
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
I saw a sign outside of the insane fundamentalist Christian churches near me that was doing a “Stop the Steal” series, and “weaponizing empathy against our children” was one of the topics of conversation.
andy™ (@andylevy.net) reposted
as i said on the pod the other day re epstein, this is the first time that when trump voters say ‘this is not what i voted for,’ i believe them
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
I still recommend people listen to the album in a dark room by themselves.
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
Read Steve Hyden’s Grantland review of Sunbather and then listened to the album. No joke changed my life.
ℳatt (@matttomic.bsky.social) reposted
Dying at the fact that THE YOUNG BUCKS are randomly eating dinner in this stock photo of a Cracker Barrel used by the Wall Street Journal
one dozen rats at a keyboard (@panasonicdx4500.bsky.social) reposted
“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
Quantian (@quantian.bsky.social) reposted
Reality is now so internet poisoned you cannot say true things without appearing insane. “The New York Times ran a hit piece on Zohran purely so a minor race science blogger could place insider trades on Polymarket” sounds like you are a schizophrenic but it is straightforwardly factual!
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
Take the time, this is worth it
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
brad lander primary chuck schumer
Garrett Gilchrist (@garrettgilchrist.bsky.social) reposted
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) (@dirtbagqueer.rocks) reposted reply parent
gork (@gork.bluesky.bot) reposted reply parent
yeh
Brandon Friedman (@brandonfriedman.bsky.social) reposted
This is physical bravery. This guy is a patriot.
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
From DraftExpress www.instagram.com/reel/DJuMuUH...
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
Sam probably got him into it
Joad The Wet Sprocket (@joadsprocket.bsky.social) reposted
these are our brothers and we should be building a better world together
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted
I haven't seen a shot that actually illustrates the size of the crowd on the broadcast (which appears to be controlled by the White House) — here's a wire photo though
Seth Rosenthal (@sethrosenthal.bsky.social) reposted
toddler is insisting with great conviction that he wants his protest sign to say “Hi”
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted
The thing that I have learned this NBA finals is that Obi Toppin is the greatest basketball player of all time
Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted
i guess in this context “terrorism” is any military operation undertaken by muslims
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
Those shoes would fit in perfectly though.
Nikki McCann Ramírez (@nikkimcr.bsky.social) reposted
Padilla: If this is how DHS responds to a senator with a question you can only imagine what they're doing to farm workers, to cooks, to day laborers out in the Los Angeles community and throughout California.
mike taddow (@miketaddow.bsky.social) reposted
this 48-second video of a protest in ontario, california is top-tier storytelling 🤌🏽🤌🏽
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social)
Evergreen
Stan Chera memorial fund (@milesklee.bsky.social) reposted
my wife's just out of frame, laughing hysterically
Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted
a lot of the people who will chastise you for criticizing Dems instead of focusing on Trump are surprisingly willing to criticize protestors instead of focusing on Trump
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@aoc.bsky.social) reposted
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.
Jeremy Lindenfeld (@jeremotographs.bsky.social) reposted
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
Because you want to see the best in everyone
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
It must be such a lonely experience tethering yourself to such an unpopular and inconsequential political figure like Hillary. At some point, don’t you yearn for something that gives you more? I can’t imagine having my wagon forever hitched to the perennial loser.
ElectricDEAD, Pt. 1 (The Agony) (@electrichead.bsky.social) reposted
Get Behind Me, Martha (@lammatic.hellthread.vet) reposted reply parent
*blows the dust off an 18 year old shitpost*
Soren Spicknall (@sorenspicknall.bsky.social) reposted
I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s the best.
Erin Reed (@erininthemorning.com) reposted
Remembering this trans man for Pride. Mexican Revolutionary Amelio Robles Ávila, who threatened to shoot anyone who misgendered him and said "he did not want to die without being known as a man,” lived his life as a man after transitioning. One of Zapata’s top commanders. We have always been here.
UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 (@falconryfinance.bsky.social) reposted
Holy fucking shit
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social)
You have a civic duty to bully anyone you see wearing this.
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, buddy, if you don’t want people to mock your appearance, don’t post a picture with a stupid fucking hat and then have your header be TWO stupid fucking hats. Nerd.
Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted
Chris 🇵🇭 (@cvlove.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
(after having my pants pulled down 5 times in a row) alright I'm done with you
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
I really need Chris to flesh out this story some more…
DFAntastic (@phillytradesman.bsky.social) reposted
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. @cjzero.bsky.social
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted
oh my god, there are 20 amazing moments in these 60 seconds
ceej (@ceej.online) reposted
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
Must’ve read Invisible Residents by Ivan T. Sanderson. Book legitimately rips if you’re into that sort of thing.
onion person (@junlper.beer) reposted
i was not familiar with your game ken jennings
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
If you have brainworms, yeah
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
And it absolutely sucks.
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
Hello yes, the mascot of the Baltimore Orioles is not actually a crow. It is an Oriole. Teams who select a bird for their logo that isn’t the same bird as their team name often meet with confusion.
Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted
the DOJ is literally **arresting Democratic members of Congress** and Senate Democrats are voting to pass Republican legislation
Right Wing Watch (@rightwingwatch.bsky.social) reposted
Far-right Christian nationalist Michigan state Rep. Josh Schriver has released an album. This track opens with the line: "I just took some pre-workout. I guess that means that I should lift." It then somehow gets worse. Trust us when we say that you are unprepared for when he goes a cappella.
Oregon 🕎🎲 (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) reposted
Oh wrestling is fake? Then explain this
maple cocaine (@maplecocaine.bsky.social) reposted
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted
in light of the fact that "doing something" keeps working and seems popular, i think that the people in charge of doing something should do something
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social)
Hell yeah dude
Mike Traynor, a know-It-all (@miketrilobite.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Working from my messy home, I use backgrounds like this one.
Robert Fishscale (@carlos-slimjim.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t stop glazing him