Netflix just gave Gavin Newsom 2 million for the redistricting fight and made a deal with Sesame Street. New episodes will air there and the backlog of old episodes will Be free to watch. Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.
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Netflix just gave Gavin Newsom 2 million for the redistricting fight and made a deal with Sesame Street. New episodes will air there and the backlog of old episodes will Be free to watch. Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.
Loved the hand flourish at the end.
Just saw someone refer to Cheryl Hines as The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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“I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.” —Molly Ivins
HEY DONOLD — YOU’RE NOT GETTING INTO HEAVEN SO STOP ASKING! WE DON’T LET PEDOS IN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! - GOD
They call your Social Security & Medicare 'Entitlements' so you don't call them something silly like 'Earned Benefits.'
Imagine how much money one could make if they were to make nice with all the enemies of democracy and instead deploy USA’s military against its own citizens to feed the private prison industry. Trump gets a big cut. He’s part of something much bigger & more sinister. Wake up USA.
Do you have access to the EPSTEIN Files? Want to be inducted into the Whistleblower's Hall of Fame, be glorified in history as the Savior of Democracy & have an annual holiday named in your honor? All of this can be yours if you simply: #LeakTheEPSTEIN-Files!* *victim's names redacted, of course
The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement. The President does not run the Smithsonian. The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law. Release the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
"Always go to other people's funerals -- otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra No hidden meaning. I just love Yogi Berra.
CrispyBacon would like a moment to extoll the honeydew.
Things that will happen when he's gone: * we're going to learn about shit he did that's so heinous, it makes the stuff we know about look tame * his many minions will claim to have "always opposed" him and demand sympathy for their suffering at his hands * dancing in the streets, worldwide
I am pretty sure that Kamala Harris wouldn't have taken vaccines away from the American people.
This is your daily reminder that Trump’s name is all over the Epstein files.
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.👇 Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
Tell me you’re a BernieBro without telling me you’re a BernieBro.
He's allowed to do anything he wants, and with impunity. He's co-opted Congress, SCOTUS, DoJ, banks, businesses, all other institutions. He's going to rename the Kennedy Center after his skank wife. I lived thru Nixon, and I've never seen anything like this.
The girls they raped have been threatened, silenced, ignored, disrespected and forced to watch one of their abusers go on to become President, twice, even with multiple felony convictions to his name, and an insurrection under his belt. It’s time for women to take a stand and fuck up the patriarchy.
Notice Donnie Big Boy never sues those who call him a rapist? That's because of discovery. He's afraid because there is proof of his criminal activity on the record, and a lawsuit would make it all public.
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙅𝙀𝙁𝙁𝙍𝙀𝙔 𝙀𝙋𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙄𝙉 𝙎𝘾𝘼𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙇 𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙂𝙊𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙔.
My husband cancelled our Paramount+ account immediately, re: Colbert. Hopefully they’ll survive without our $20/month…
Marines and DHS arrest anti-ICE protester after children were spotted in chains at the federal detention center in LA
I keep thinking about how Gov Abbott had plenty of funds to fly and bus migrants all across the country but couldn't come up with a million for a flood warning system.
I’m so jealous of South Korea. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/09/w...
The 14th Amendment was ratified on this day in 1868. It guarantees: ✔️ due process for all ✔️ birthright citizenship ✔️ equal protection under the law Now more than ever, we're determined to protect these essential rights.
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This is something
Thou shalt not let people be murdered at home for their political beliefs and just “move on.” Thou shalt not let children be murdered at school for trying to learn and just “move on.” Thou shalt never stop fighting to make these horrors end.
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WTAF?
Call it by it’s real name: The BUTT Bill = The Big Ugly Terrible Trump Bill
So proud of your work.
Can I stay for dinner?
A really shitty birthday party for that kid everybody hates.
Birthdays are in Melania’s contract.
Raise your hand if you were dumb enough to have believed this.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Oh, honey . . . You can’t even get your wife back.
very fun to read frederick douglass accurately describe the problem with the pardon power in 1867
Jonathan Joss should still be alive—celebrating Pride Month with his husband and loved ones. When hate is armed and gun laws are weak, lives are stolen. Our hearts are with his family, friends, and fans. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
She horrifies me, so I donated to her (very worthy) opponent, Zach Wahls!
When a Government is scientifically illiterate, but doesn’t know it, then its actions (or inactions) can be a recipe for the dismantling of an informed and enlightened Democracy. #ScienceMatters
I had a pink one. (When I was on a cruise ship as a comic, the singer asked me to rate the sound on her Walkman. I said, “Mine’s pink!” She got it…)
If a foreign adversary snuck into our Federal budget and cut science research and education the way we’re cutting it ourselves — strategically undermining America’s long-term health, wealth, and security — we would likely consider it an act of war.
With the Supreme Court hearing about Trump’s (ie., Stephen Miller’s) desires to halt birthright citizenship, a quick search found this: bcgavel.com/2020/02/10/t...
With the Supreme Court hearing about Trump’s (ie., Stephen Miller’s) desires to halt birthright citizenship, a quick search found this: bcgavel.com/2020/02/10/t...
I hear people complaining that the plane Qatar is trying to bribe Trump with is 13 years-old. Trust me, that’s right in his wheelhouse.
CDC reports 216 child deaths this flu season—most in 15 years Measles surpasses 1000 cases—first time in 30 years USA has the lowest life expectancy & highest infant & maternal mortality of any developed nation on Earth This is what RFK + the for profit health scam industry has wrought us. Smh
If they can detain a mayor, What do you think they’ll do to you, your neighbors, your family? This isn’t a test. It’s a turning point. And we either get loud — or we get erased. (6/)
🚨URGENT CALL TO ACTION from @maketheroadnj.bsky.social: If you can, please go to 620 Frelinghuysen Ave, Newark, NJ 07114, where Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was just taken to an unmarked ICE hangar after being violently arrested by Homeland Security outside a Newark ICE detention center.
Please spread the correct information about Mayor Baraka's arrest. He had apparently been trying for a few days to visit the ICE prison and was rebuffed. Then the members of Congress tried to visit today and were made to wait in the waiting area for 90 minutes. Then 20 ICE Gestapo showed up...
Q: “What’s the difference between Donald Trump and trans people?” A: “There are trans people courageous enough to serve in our military.”
I win. 🏆
I win. 🏆
Good one.
The U.S President cannot revoke any organization’s tax-exempt status. To do so is in fact a violation of his oath of office to faithfully execute the laws of this country. If allowed to stand, you could/will be next. Acquiescence today. Cower tomorrow. That’s NOT a democracy.
I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages
Two songs seems excessive.
Swalwell says the House Judiciary republicans just voted to allow Trump to deport US Citizens. From IG:
There's only one person who's allowed to enter someone's home without a warrant, and that is Santa.
Back when you’d record cassettes from a record, I made a 90 minute tape of Tina Turner’s “What’s Love Got To Do With It?”
Thank you, @johnleguizamo.bsky.social (I can’t believe it took me 11 days to find this; still apt.)
(I can tell you who I slept with the night before the photo shoot so I’d be relaxed.)
The EPA is firing employees focused on children’s health simply because their job descriptions include DEI. These 10 regional children’s health coordinators have worked closely with schools and local institutions to prevent and address environmental hazards that put kids at risk.
So tacky yet predictable.
Right Now, most of the American can relate to this message from the 90's.
All the dudes have full mailboxes. Cowards.
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#NationalLibraryWeek #LiteracyMatters
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
there's NO excuse to still be driving a tesla. NONE "but I'm underwater and owe more than it's worth!!" don't care. grow up and commit insurance fraud
It has been two weeks since a Georgia woman was arrested for her miscarriage, and not one major national outlet has covered the story
Fuck Strom Thurmond. I feel like this isn’t said enough.
The BEST manifesto I’ve seen. 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮
Me. (Intermittent jokes and pithy commentary.)
Or the Australian break dancer.
The reason that the US is locking up tourists for weeks in hellish detention centers rather than letting them book tickets back home is because the detention centers are owned by corporations. They are charging the taxpayers fortunes to cage these people, and making bonanzas off their suffering.
It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.
Just accidentally texted Steve Harvey the plans for my invasion of France. I'd appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.
@antifaoperative.bsky.social tirelessly posts innumerable cases of pastors and LEO’s accused/convicted of child abuse. You two should talk!
@schumer.senate.gov If you vote for cloture you are a stain on this country’s history that will never go away. You are willingly passing power to a tyrant in waiting, and you are a disgrace to every oath of office any senator has ever sworn. Your legacy will be one of cowardice and contempt.
More of this!
Senator Chris Murphy took to the Senate floor on Friday to break down the corruption flowing from the WH. He connects the dots, and makes a clear argument regarding who what where and why Shitler and Muskrat are destroying our govt!! This needs to be shared far and wide!! youtu.be/hycoCYenXls
Just called each one to say how disappointed I am for their voting to censure Congressman Green.
I called them all to say how disappointed I am.
Yes, we live in a banana republic, but now we can’t get bananas. 🍌
Yes, we live in a banana republic, but now we can’t get bananas. 🍌
Please, if you haven't seen anything else today, watch this. MAKE THIS GO VIRAL TODAY. Please share. Iowa Senator Bisignano tells his senator counterparts what being a Christian means. #transgender #Christians
Just read this graf. Share it with people you know who don’t pay attention to politics or news.
Who ever has the compromising photos of Lindsay Graham, now would be a good time to start selling them, and giving the proceeds to Ukraine.
It was shown live on Russian television.
This describes the right wing vitriol and hate, in one evil, racist meme. And why we won’t be shopping tomorrow.
It’s a trap.