it really is a shame for the honeydew that the cantaloupe is the superior melon on all levels. i can’t imagine how hard it is for honeydew to constantly be compared to near perfection
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why must we pit bad bitches against each other
aug 13, 2025, 10:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Cantaloupe solos, it’s truly goated. (<- world’s biggest cantaloupe fan and biggest honeydew hater)
aug 14, 2025, 1:44 am • 1 0 • view
Bad take.
aug 13, 2025, 11:09 pm • 4 0 • view
Honestly embarrassing take
aug 14, 2025, 4:21 am • 0 0 • view
I still maintain that the Honeydew paid off the same assholes that the Red Delicious apple did to get a good name.
aug 14, 2025, 3:05 am • 1 0 • view
Honeydew is the last gross part of cantaloupe before you get to the rind. The part you throw away.
aug 14, 2025, 5:03 am • 0 0 • view
You couldn't be more correct
aug 14, 2025, 1:05 am • 0 0 • view
gmos can remedy this
aug 14, 2025, 2:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Honeydew cut a deal with Big Hotel to be part of the Disappointing Fruit Salad collection, and that’s enough
aug 13, 2025, 10:47 pm • 9 0 • view
Hang on here. Honeydew, fresh from the garden, is extremely good. The precut ones you get from edible arrangements are basically a ghost of honeydew.
aug 13, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Honeydew is classic Nouveau Fruite... build fast and sell off. Meanwhile, Chadeloupe is putting in work.
aug 13, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Honeydew x Unripe Pineapple, the collab certain to bum out your morning
aug 13, 2025, 10:50 pm • 4 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/theb...
aug 13, 2025, 10:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Watermelon: Knock knock Cantaloupe: Who's there? W: Cantaloupe C: What? W: Er ... Cantaloupe tonight. Dad's got the car C: Did someone inject you with vodka again?
aug 14, 2025, 4:41 am • 1 0 • view
Have you ever had carbonated honeydew. That blasts it all the way forward
aug 13, 2025, 10:57 pm • 6 0 • view
Honeydew will always be the Roseart to Cantaloupe's Crayola
aug 13, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view
i come here for rude attitudes not melon talk
aug 13, 2025, 10:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Honeydew is consistently disappointing
aug 13, 2025, 10:58 pm • 0 0 • view
with no due respect, no
aug 13, 2025, 10:43 pm • 1 0 • view
has this same debate recently, and i agree with you while my friend is pro honeydew cantaloupe is better
aug 13, 2025, 10:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Honeydew SUCKS cantaloupe for life
aug 14, 2025, 8:59 am • 1 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/weth... FOLLOW 🇺🇲
aug 13, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 14, 2025, 1:25 am • 0 0 • view
Honeydew can’t even be considered edible.
aug 13, 2025, 10:43 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 14, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
My sister is a state senator in Texas, and I’m most notable for being a drug dealer, whore, poker player & occasional journalist for 25 years. I think I get it a little 😆
aug 14, 2025, 1:39 pm • 0 0 • view
what a hateful and violent thing to post
aug 13, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Um... watermelon??? Hello??
aug 13, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
I absolutely love honeydew and prefer it over cantaloupe. I see it more frequently for dessert items too which is how I know it's winning Watermelon is still ahead imo but honeydew close second Cucumber I like better than cantaloupe ngl
aug 13, 2025, 11:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Team watermelon! 🍉
aug 14, 2025, 1:07 am • 1 0 • view
Yaaasss!!! Fuck cantaloupe!
aug 14, 2025, 1:23 am • 1 0 • view
I feel bad for honeydew, its like it almost achieved something amazing, but couldnt quite pull off its vision.
aug 14, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
What? No, it's the green one that rocks.
aug 13, 2025, 10:42 pm • 11 0 • view
There's a honeydew drink at the Asian grocer that slaps (not carbonated like ramune, it's like milky), but I can't find an image of it online now
aug 13, 2025, 10:48 pm • 6 0 • view
Lemondrop is the best, but it’s kind of a pain in the ass find.
aug 13, 2025, 11:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Cantaloupe WISHES it could be as near perfect as Honeydew.
aug 13, 2025, 10:43 pm • 7 0 • view
It's not too late to delete this
aug 13, 2025, 10:59 pm • 11 0 • view
Thats because you havent tried Piel de Sapo
aug 13, 2025, 11:10 pm • 1 0 • view
it's gonna be so strong when it finally gets good
aug 13, 2025, 10:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Honeydew is the money melon.
aug 14, 2025, 12:07 am • 0 0 • view
Honeydews are nearly always sold super underripe, you have to wait until they're actually ripe for them to be the greatest melon of all
aug 13, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Are those different kinds of melons? The only ones we have in our country are these bad boys
aug 14, 2025, 12:07 am • 1 0 • view
A farmer once gave a large box full of fresh cantaloupe as a tip at my first job. cantaloupe is truly the best melon of all time.
aug 14, 2025, 12:03 am • 2 0 • view
This is honeydew slander and fake news
aug 14, 2025, 3:38 am • 0 0 • view
they're both fruit salad filler and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
aug 13, 2025, 10:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Why would you want to hurt a stranger like this?
aug 13, 2025, 10:54 pm • 1 0 • view
#DontFeedtheFruitTrolls
aug 13, 2025, 10:42 pm • 2 0 • view
I am equally allergic to both, so whatevs
aug 14, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
Truly the best Cantaloupe is the Charentais melon. Best in the world.
aug 14, 2025, 1:49 am • 1 0 • view
aug 14, 2025, 6:12 am • 1 0 • view
If you waste more than 60% of the fruit as if it were rind... honeydew wins as long as you don't get a wet garbage tasting one. But since cantaloupe has virtually zero rind and almost never tastes spoiled it wins out. Poor, poor honeydew.
aug 13, 2025, 11:48 pm • 0 0 • view
As a consolation prize, honeydew is the best ramune flavor
aug 13, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
rent's due
aug 13, 2025, 10:41 pm • 13 0 • view
The sugar cube variety of cantaloupe is a godly experience. I cannot express enough how u have not tasted cantaloupe until you've tried this one
aug 14, 2025, 11:38 am • 1 0 • view
I thought I didn’t like either but at a banquet was convinced to try them again, turns out I had just never had a ripe melon.
aug 14, 2025, 3:52 am • 1 0 • view
"I cantaloupe with you, I'm already married!" 🤣
aug 13, 2025, 10:53 pm • 5 0 • view
"Who says we cantaloupe?" "My honeydew!" I miss you, dad. ❤️
aug 13, 2025, 11:23 pm • 2 0 • view
Im more into watermelon. Cantelope is good in drinks tho.
aug 13, 2025, 11:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Honeydew is the “eh you’ll do” of melons.
aug 13, 2025, 11:04 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 14, 2025, 12:05 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 13, 2025, 10:43 pm • 9 0 • view
honestly surprised there weren't more bojack references, they've talked about this in like every season
aug 13, 2025, 11:12 pm • 3 0 • view
I prefer honeydew
aug 14, 2025, 5:27 am • 0 0 • view
Honeydew slaps idk what you’re on about I ain’t never seen cantaloupe soda before, Yknow why? BECAUSE CANTALOUPE IS MID
aug 14, 2025, 3:24 am • 0 0 • view
cantaloupe and honeydew can both get fucked
aug 13, 2025, 10:46 pm • 15 0 • view
Facts
aug 13, 2025, 10:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Sounds like you've never had an orange flesh honeydew. They easily rival a cantaloupe.
aug 13, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
CrispyBacon would like a moment to extoll the honeydew.
aug 14, 2025, 3:22 am • 1 0 • view
the vegeta of melons
aug 13, 2025, 10:44 pm • 28 1 • view
is honeydew the yellow one or the green one? i can never remember the yellow one clears tho
aug 13, 2025, 10:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Green one
aug 13, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 0 • view
fucked up name for it then. honey aint green
aug 13, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 0 • view
It is if you’re a beehive near an M&M factory www.npr.org/2012/10/05/1...
aug 14, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
It even has a way more fun name to say! That makes it better
aug 13, 2025, 10:44 pm • 5 0 • view
Say honeydew and cantaloupe in different accents and cantaloupe wins the name game saur…
aug 14, 2025, 4:14 am • 0 0 • view
that’s the sad reality of the honeydew, it uses all of its goodwill on the wonderful name and leaves it there
aug 13, 2025, 10:45 pm • 8 0 • view
Which shows that you've never tried a good one.
aug 14, 2025, 5:02 am • 2 0 • view
Throw some smoked salmon on that cantaloupe, shit's fire.
aug 13, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
They’re both inferior to the Hami melon.
aug 14, 2025, 3:30 am • 0 0 • view
You mixed up honeydew and cantaloupe in this post
aug 13, 2025, 10:46 pm • 8 0 • view
Agreed
aug 13, 2025, 10:52 pm • 1 0 • view
It is, and im tired of pretending it's not
aug 13, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 0 • view
I will just say (contributing nothing of value to this conversation), I hate all melons equally.
aug 13, 2025, 10:48 pm • 1 0 • view
I respectfully disagree and assert that watermelon is the superior melon.
aug 14, 2025, 1:40 am • 2 0 • view
Watermelon
aug 13, 2025, 11:58 pm • 72 0 • view
it's just not even a debate
aug 13, 2025, 11:58 pm • 2 0 • view
Dont embarrass yourself
aug 14, 2025, 9:10 am • 0 0 • view
This skeet is Bojack coded
aug 14, 2025, 12:46 am • 0 0 • view
It's crazy honeydew secured the best name for the worst melon
aug 13, 2025, 10:48 pm • 11 0 • view
Wow, I was not prepared to log on to this app and see the worst ever take on fruit from onion person.
aug 13, 2025, 10:42 pm • 84 0 • view
My mom hated cantaloupe, my dad loved them, she would never buy them, so I'd take him one.
aug 14, 2025, 1:31 am • 0 0 • view
Honeydew is the Greenland of fruit.
aug 13, 2025, 10:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Cantaloupe only excels in comparison to bad honeydew. Good cantaloupe is great when all you’ve had is grainy green mush. A perfect honeydew is the perfect melon. The gourds are mysterious and capricious, we should not question them.
aug 13, 2025, 10:46 pm • 5 0 • view
Pffft. Watermelon kicks its ass.
aug 13, 2025, 11:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Cantaloupes are f****** gross.. Watermelon is where it's at.
aug 14, 2025, 1:22 am • 4 0 • view
aug 13, 2025, 10:44 pm • 22 0 • view
Thank you
aug 13, 2025, 10:46 pm • 2 0 • view
nawww you need to have some good ripe honeydew. the stuff they sell in those little packages is nowhere close to the primo shit
aug 14, 2025, 1:24 am • 0 0 • view
the real issue is that, much like with cilantro, there is a gene-level sabotage at play; 40% or so of the population gets an awful body odour-like taste in their mouth after the sweetness, with Canteloupe ergo(as one of said group), honeydew victory - but Watermelon Supremacy
aug 13, 2025, 10:50 pm • 9 0 • view
This is slander. How dare you! 😭😭😭
aug 13, 2025, 10:43 pm • 5 0 • view
Doesn’t matter Uncle Ben, watermelon beats em both
aug 13, 2025, 10:44 pm • 7 0 • view
wtf since when does cantaloupe have flavor
aug 13, 2025, 10:50 pm • 2 0 • view
Honeydew does have its home with milk tea boba
aug 13, 2025, 11:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Peak honeydew is better than peak cantaloupe but it always gets served underripe so on average it's worse
aug 14, 2025, 2:25 am • 1 0 • view
A realllllly ripe honeydew is superior to all other melons 🍈 Unfortunately, they’re so incredibly difficult to find :/
aug 14, 2025, 1:23 am • 0 0 • view
How dare you
aug 13, 2025, 10:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Sooo many cantaloupes are mid af and the name actually slays hard
aug 14, 2025, 5:54 am • 0 0 • view
what about orange honeydew, checkmate cantaloupists
aug 13, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Worst melon take i've ever seen. Honeydew is superior and everyone knows it
aug 13, 2025, 11:17 pm • 17 0 • view
Honeydew slices and white monsters has been my been my go to breakfast for months now
aug 13, 2025, 11:35 pm • 5 0 • view
I was the honeydew of my family. But, baby,I'm the watermelon now!!😊
aug 14, 2025, 12:43 am • 0 0 • view
The melon is like if all the joy was sucked out of a cantaloupe like in an anime.
aug 13, 2025, 10:45 pm • 2 0 • view
Rock Ford cantaloupes are peak melon
aug 13, 2025, 10:49 pm • 1 0 • view
*Rocky Ford * autocorrect is driving me insane
aug 13, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
I prefer honeydew tbh, also watermelon beats both of them and it's not even close
aug 14, 2025, 12:51 am • 2 0 • view
Honeydew: batting average of .50, but every hit is a home run Cantaloupe: batting average of .400, but never hits more than a double
aug 13, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm a muskmelon guy, particularly fond of the ones grown over around Muscatine, IA.
aug 14, 2025, 2:41 am • 0 0 • view
a good honeydew fucks. cantaloupe is just sweet
aug 14, 2025, 12:42 am • 0 0 • view
Bojack-ass honeydew take over here. A good honeydew is goddamned divine. A bad honeydew is just bland. And while a good cantaloupe is delicious, a bad cantaloupe is an affront to nature and serves as a great endorsement for getting your nutrients by just eating Soylent.
aug 13, 2025, 11:24 pm • 4 0 • view
Honeydew is absolutely superior. The issue is that it is very often served unripe, and therefore not very sweet. I beg you!!! Look up how to tell when a honeydew is ripe and get you one. You may have a change of heart
aug 14, 2025, 7:41 am • 1 0 • view
Try a few drops of lemon or salt on your watermelon. You can make watermelon syrup too or eat the white part in a salad.
aug 14, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
Nope.
aug 13, 2025, 11:02 pm • 3 0 • view
When I worked for Universal Orlando we had fruit cups with honeydew, cantaloupe, and watermelon. Cantaloupe would usually go uneaten, it cannot stand up to an overlapping honeydew and watermelon taste explosion.
aug 13, 2025, 10:47 pm • 4 0 • view
Me, biting into an ancient heirloom melon: "Huh."
aug 13, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
yuuuup, ive ordered barely any honeydew at my work because they don’t sell
aug 14, 2025, 12:22 am • 1 0 • view
watermelon looking on from its throne at the mid-off
aug 13, 2025, 10:44 pm • 109 1 • view
there’s not much better than a perfectly ripe, cold watermelon
aug 13, 2025, 10:52 pm • 50 1 • view
I grew a sugar baby watermelon plant this year and Oh. My. Gods. I have never tasted such divinity until I ate a chilled piece
aug 13, 2025, 11:58 pm • 7 0 • view
Texas is a hellhole but the watermelons from Luling are a different class
aug 13, 2025, 11:27 pm • 1 0 • view
bittermelon found dead in a ditch
aug 13, 2025, 10:45 pm • 5 0 • view
I'm a honeydew! and I cantaloupe. sorry... I'm ashamed.
aug 13, 2025, 11:40 pm • 0 0 • view
yeah but honeydew's green and that's the better color
aug 14, 2025, 1:11 am • 1 0 • view
A good honeydew is delightful. The problem is you so seldom get a good one.
aug 13, 2025, 10:43 pm • 48 1 • view
Absolute truth right here.
aug 13, 2025, 11:25 pm • 8 0 • view